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Smackdown Battle Royal
* Batista
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Funaki * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Mike "The Miz" Mizanin * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Scotty 2 Hotty * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * The Undertaker * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio The winner will meet Rory McAllister and the upcoming ECW BR winner in a Triple Threat match and you will vote the winner! When you eliminate someone, explain how they were eliminated and by whom. Only 1 elimination per post. Update the list also. Only 1 wrestler per person for 12 hours. OR if there hasn't been any eliminations in a couple of hours or so you can go again. ![]() ![]()
Last edited by D Mac; 12-21-2006 at 04:51 AM. |
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Burchill swings into the ring from a rope and knocks Scotty 2 Hotty over the top rope.
* Batista * The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Funaki * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Mike "The Miz" Mizanin * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * The Undertaker * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Little Batard gorilla pressesBatista and drops him out of the ring. He then proceeds to shake the bottom rope and remove his leprechaun jacket to reveal Warrior tassles.
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Funaki * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Mike "The Miz" Mizanin * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * The Undertaker * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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the heartbreak king
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London and Kendrick work together to double-clothesline Funkai out of the ring.
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Mike "The Miz" Mizanin * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * The Undertaker * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio Edit - Batista eliminated. |
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I am the cheese
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The Undertaker says battle royals are beneath him and no-shows the event.
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Mike "The Miz" Mizanin * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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R.I.P Tanner
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The Miz grabs a mic and begins to speak, unfortunately for him his ego rises so much it actually lifts him up and tips him out of the ring. Miz Eliminated
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Dave Taylor * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Mark Henry decides to attempt a splash off the top rope. The entire ring bounces from the impact, throwing everyone except a turnpost clutching Paul London over the top rope.
Winner-Paul London |
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Try again.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Dave Taylor forgot his metamucil backstage he dives over the top rope to get it.
* The Boogeyman * Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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I am the cheese
Posts: 51,504
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Damn this twelve hour rule, I've got a good one.
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the heartbreak king
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(I'm just realizing that I was supposed to have fun with my elimination. Damn me and not reading the RAW Battle Royal thread!)
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Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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I'm sorry, the match is over, as described in post #7
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Orin from The Little Shop Of Horrors comes out on a segway. The Boogeyman sees this. His two greatest fears are after him. Dentists, and over rated musicals (what, did you think he was afraid of Segways?). The Boogeyman jumps over the top rope and is never seen again.
* Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Tatanka * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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Get a poke on
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Jimmy Wang Yang offers Tatanka whiskey and trinkets in exchange for his exit. Tatanka steps over the ropes and leaves in awe of a spoon.
* Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Mark Henry * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio Last edited by Jeritron; 12-21-2006 at 07:13 AM. |
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President of Freedonia
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Mark Henry reverts back to Sexual Chocolate form...unfortunately for him there are only men in the ring. Vito takes advantage of this and flashes Henry, causing him to leap over the top rope to elimination and run away like a scared little girl.
* Chris Benoit * Finlay * Chavo Guerrero * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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Over Like Rover
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WWE has Chavo jump out of the ring to go start feuding with Eddie's gravestone
* Chris Benoit * Finlay * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Kane * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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ELF ANGEL
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* Chris Benoit
* Finlay * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Vito * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Little Bastard * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio The little Bastard, pumped up on his new buddy Test's steriods picks up Kane and throws him out of the battle. |
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Guest
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Vito hears that dresses are half off at JC Penny, and jumps over the rope eliminating himself.
* Chris Benoit * Finlay * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio * Little Bastard |
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Anger
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Finlay eliminates himself to go get drunk at a bar and fight.
* Chris Benoit * Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio * Little Bastard |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Chris Benoit sees his missing tooth in the front row so he eliminates himself to go and grab it. Unfortunately for Benoit, it was actually a piece of Mick Foley's ear.
* Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio * Little Bastard |
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Charles Barkley makes a guest appearance in the crowd, he notices Little Bastard and he storms in the ring and swings little Bastard by his two legs out of the ring thru the roof.
* Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill * Rey Mysterio |
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Get a poke on
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why can't I go again haha. This 12 hour rule is a bit much, I could see 2 or 3 hours but whatever I won't bitch. Diesel Macs threads, Dmacs rules.
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Damn you Crimson for eliminating Little Bastard.
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#YesMovement
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Rey realizes he already had his sympathy push and throws himself over.
* Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Paul London * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill |
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He's Here
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A man with "ALIENOID LOVES LONDON" comes out, gets into the ring, hugs London and JBL clotheslines them both out.
* Matt Hardy * Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill |
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I am the cheese
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Suddenly Sid Viscous hits the ring and starts to clean house. He sets Matt Hardy up for the power bomb... BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM! Sid suddenly looses control of his bowels causing him to shit all over Matt Hardy's head. Matt Hardy begins vomiting and is quickly thrown out buy Jimmy Wang Yang. Sid runs out in shame. All the while you can a hear a lone fan in the audience screaming "this is not real, this never happend!"
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL * Paul Burchill Last edited by Destor; 12-21-2006 at 03:28 PM. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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Yang and Burchill argue over who's gimmick is stupider and while Burchill is pointing to his outfit Yang low blows him and tosses him out.
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * Mr. Kennedy * King Booker * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Ken Kennedy tosses himself out to go back to OVW.
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * King Booker * Jamie Noble * Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP) * William Regal * Idol Stevens * Jimmy Wang Yang * JBL |
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I am the cheese
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MVP spots KoOS in the crowd. He leaps the rope to go beat some sense into him. Thus eliminating himself. JBL goes to join in on the potential sodomy, but he wisely steps through the ropes first.
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Jimmy Wang Yang gets a rope...goes to the second turnbuckle and lassoes JBL and starts to pull him back to the ring...unfortunetly JBL is too strong and pulls the rope so Jimmy Wang Yang flies over the top rope and is eliminated.
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * King Booker * Jamie Noble * William Regal * Idol Stevens * JBL |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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JBL leaves to rape someone in the shower.
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * Brian Kendrick * King Booker * Jamie Noble * William Regal * Idol Stevens |
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Get a poke on
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William Regal eats Idol Stevens whole. Devours him. Then drops trou and violently diareahh shits him out of the ring. However the spray of feces shoots through the 2nd and 3rd ropes. An eliminated Tatanka sheds a tear and cleans it up with a shovel, and puts it back in the ring. Helms irish whips Kendrick into it and he goes hurdling out of the ring over the top rope. Kendrick Eliminated by Idol Stevens puddle.
* Gregory Helms * K.C. James * King Booker * Jamie Noble * William Regal * Idol Steven (as a puddle of shit near the ropes) |
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devastationstudios.com
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Regal pulls out the brass knuckles and goes to punch Booker, but Booker blocks, sending Regals fist right back at him! Regal's hand, now out of his control, then punches Regal, who slips over the Stevens' puddle, and bumps into James, knocking him out.
* Gregory Helms * King Booker * Jamie Noble * William Regal * Idol Stevens |
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Noble picks up Puddle Stevens and throws him at Helms .Helms ducks andStevens goes over the top.Stevens is eliminated
* Gregory Helms * King Booker * Jamie Noble * William Regal |
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It's a blood match!
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Too much pressure, too little left, I don't wanna fuck this up.
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Boss
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Gregory is knocked in the head a little too hard by Regal, and thanks to the POWER OF THE PUNCH, he thinks he's The Hurricane again and jumps over the top rope trying to fly. He of course breaks his neck and died on impact.
* Jamie Noble * William Regal * Idol Stevens (DAMN YOU BLITZ! DAMN YOOOUUUUUUUUU!) |
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Get a poke on
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Thriller, how dare you elminate puddle stevens in such a simple manner. If you're gonna elminate gold like a wrestler in liquid shit form, at least do it with some style...
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Get a poke on
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It's down to the final 3. I'm out for another 10 hours so whoevers gonna attack this, go at it full blast. Pull out all the stops. Refrain at nothing. Make this as epic, outrageous, over the top, un-called for, outlandish, and random slapstick grossout clusterfuck spot fest of all time. NOW GO GET 'EM!!........
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He's Here
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Someone better die and the corpse better win.
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