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Fuck em' this is The War
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Warrior Replies To Condescending Question On eBay
Date Added: January 03, 2007
Story By: Daniel Pena source: PWInsider.com The Ultimate Warrior has taken it upon himself to sell two Warrior wrestling action figures alongside some a few signed items from his private collection for $300. There are nine available items, and one has already been sold. However, one eBayer decided to act condescending towards him in the "Question & Answer" feature, and Warrior responded accordingly in his own patented style: Q: Warrior, You sir are HILARIOUS!! You are my hero. If I ever become famous I wanna go off my rocker just like you. Dave A: What you mean is that you know will never become famous, but in your dreams when you fantasize that you might one day, you would want to have the confidence and belief in the staying power and value of your product like I do MINE. The difference between the truth you are ashamed to tell and the ridicule you find humor and comfort in, can be analogized like this: You run a pawn shop and I sell valuable collectibles. You have to sell 15-16 figures to make just at $300. I have to sell one. Our ads cost about the same, around $3-5. On top of that, your 15 figures, even given away for free, can never match the value of buying the SET for $300 from me with COA's and autographed 8x10's. If you think so, then you win the prize for hilarity, not I. Who's off their rocker? And who's the hypocrite? You bash me for capitalizing off the value I worked hard and sacrificed to build, and yet, you run out and buy my Intellectual Property, which I own the legal right to license, and, then, you turn around and resale it for a profit, yourself! For you, and others like you, I consider my highly-valued auctions charitable contributions to the study and practice of psychology. All you begrudging flops get to write and belittle my auctions and, therefore, have your self-esteems fed vilely the same. It makes you all feel bigger and more socially-conscious about yourselves: Is he nuts? $300 for action figures! Why, I wouldn't pay... Excuse me, Davey Boy, yes you would. That is, if you had it, you would. You want these figures, Davey Boy, but you can't afford the $300. You’re welcome for, both, the business lesson and my charity. And I must, in return, thank you for the laughs and the fun break of two minutes I spent scrawling this out for further public amusement. Have a great non-motivational, indebted life. W Quote:
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Good Ol Crazy Warrior
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Boss
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You know for all the ranting he does, if you take the time to read it, it kind of does make sense...in a Warrior sort of way...
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Boss
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Dave, if you don't understand, then you don't have the blood of all the Warriors pumping in your veins.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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Boss
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You're probably piloting Hogan's plane arn't you?
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Boss
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Warrior is not as hard to understand as everyone makes him out to be.
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Anger
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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He's Here
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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Oh, so he's harder?
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Queering doesn't make the world go round...
Unless you're Tovo... PS: loving your nash C-Fed stuff.. |
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King of Love and Piss
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Did he just call that guy a pawn shop owner? No he didnt!
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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I could understand about 90% of this Warrior rant. Others, like the definition of "destrucity," I understood none of. It was like I could understand the words individually, but they were chewed up by some mad cow and hacked up in a mess of cud and random alphabet soup and other crazyness that made my head hurt. So in that sense, yes...this rant did make sense.
And I find it funny when he says: Quote:
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Herp a derp, and so on
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One word:
DESTRUCITY!!! |
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He's Here
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Destruck-city or Destruc-ity? |
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yes. yes. yes.
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Touchy, isn't he?
He's mad because he clearly doesn't know that he's mad. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Last edited by .44 Magdalene; 01-04-2007 at 04:10 PM. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Des-TROO-city!! The promulgation of the coming of the Warrior will adversely rearrange the subatomic particles of the existential juxtaposition, and ALL will reap the fanatical fruits of the viscous verifiability, and YOU will feel the ambivalent atmosphere surrounding... SNNOOORRTTT... WARRIOR!!
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Junior Member
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the warrior owns even if he should pop a fewzyprexas and xxanax
the guy fuggin owns |
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ROFLMAO
I think we should start posting sarcastic questions just to get him riled and see what he replies with.
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He's Here
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"Mr. Warrior, what was the point to changing your name to 'Warrior'? Surly you could have just copyrighted the 'Ultimate Warrior' name and not change it legally."
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