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Old 01-10-2007, 08:59 PM   #1
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Anyone ever stumble onto a movie that was so bad that you just can't turn away. this happened to me tonight. It was on one of the movie channels. A little film called Cybertracker 2.

Anyway, the description is as follows: Cybertracker 2. (1995) Don "The Dragon" Wilson. A secret service agent and his TV reporter wife go on the lam after look-alike cyborgs commit murders.

No shit.

It played out like an hour and a half long episode of Knight Rider where they shamelessly try to rip off the first two Terminator movies in every way possible.
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:59 AM   #2
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Old 01-11-2007, 03:08 AM   #3
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Old 01-11-2007, 06:11 PM   #4
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Old 01-11-2007, 06:50 PM   #5
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Of course terrible horror movies. Who doesn't enjoy those?

But I'll also add terrible sci-fi movies, eg Death Race 2000.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:42 AM   #6
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:51 AM   #7
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:54 AM   #8
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:31 AM   #9
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:09 AM   #10
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Old 01-13-2007, 11:24 AM   #12
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Anyone ever stumble onto a movie that was so bad that you just can't turn away. this happened to me tonight. It was on one of the movie channels. A little film called Cybertracker 2.

Anyway, the description is as follows: Cybertracker 2. (1995) Don "The Dragon" Wilson. A secret service agent and his TV reporter wife go on the lam after look-alike cyborgs commit murders.

No shit.

It played out like an hour and a half long episode of Knight Rider where they shamelessly try to rip off the first two Terminator movies in every way possible.

I have the first Cybertracker, the back of the box goes on about an "amazing motorcycle chase that has to be seen to be believed", there isn't a single motorcycle or chase in the entire film!
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Old 01-13-2007, 11:58 AM   #13
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:12 PM   #14
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I have the first Cybertracker, the back of the box goes on about an "amazing motorcycle chase that has to be seen to be believed", there isn't a single motorcycle or chase in the entire film!
Wow.

i think these are there own genre: bad action movies. Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Dolph Lungren movies. Shit like that.

Btw, how did you come to possess such a movie.
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Old 01-13-2007, 09:48 PM   #16
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Wicked Prayer was still better than City of Angels.

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Old 01-15-2007, 08:52 AM   #18
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Wow.

i think these are there own genre: bad action movies. Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Dolph Lungren movies. Shit like that.

Btw, how did you come to possess such a movie.
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