WWE SmackDOWN! Captions [12-11-2003]

**Corkscrewed** · 12-12-2003, 12:42 AM

"I want YOU to join... The Hoss Force!"

For Lesnar, quality opponents like Rey Mysterio were in short stature. You might say that the chance that Brock gets a good opponent like Rey is little. In fact, I think that the frequency of such great matches is small. Okay, I'll stop now.

Rhyno immediately gave up and surendered when the police caught him sneaking onto SmackDOWN!

Rhyno wasn't sure what had happened. All he remembered was sharing drinks with Bradshaw, then a fuzzy bedroom, and then there he was...

Heyman had always wanted to kiss a yeti.

It's sad when a WWE wrestler like Orlando Jones has to resort to being a male giggalo to make ends meet.

The TV censors were too slow to block the nudity when the chick's tube top slipped down.

A-Train had always wanted to bang one of the Hansen girls missionary style.
Ref: "Um... they're not girls..."

Moore gave up. There was no way he could wrestle with the ref doing the Spiderman Dance.

Big Show was damned if he was going to let those evil aliens take A-Train!

OR

While Big Show was chokeslamming A-Train, Matt Morgan unveiled his Karate Kid gimmick.

Stuck in the middle of his Black Elvis gimmick, Ernest Miller was really starting to regret coming back to the WWE.

The Cat was less than impressed with Sable's Celine Dion impression.

The Eddie/Chavo feud began when Chavo informed Eddie that he was tired of pointing to his knees.

With Chavo spurring him on, Eddie was super focused and intent on winning the first-ever "Winner Gets a Chocolate Cookie" Match.

Charlie: "Nice of you to drop in."
Chavo: "That was SOOO lame."

Chavo never thought they'd find out he hid the cookies in his boots. Boy was he wrong!

It was a mark-out moment when Eddie sprouted wings and became... ANGEL EDDIE!!!

Along with his angel powers came the power of telekinesis. Unfortunately for Chavo, Eddie had yet to learn how to control it, as shown by his force blast to his nephew.

The battle was long and hard-fought, but eventually, Eddie, with the help of his new-found angel powers, won the Giant Oreo.

Eminem certainly has let himself go.

I dunno about you, but this is a better anti-drug image than anything TRUTH can ever come up with.

With Nathan Jones gone from the WWE, it was up to Big Show to take over the role of balance-impaired big man.

Cena might not have been able to match up to Big Show in terms of sheer height, but with his invisible giant friend, George, by his side, Cena was unstoppable!

Big Show found out the hard way why you shouldn't mix refried beans with lard, liver, and oranges for lunch.

Lesnar may have beaten up handicapped men, bloodied legends, and rendered opponents unconscious, but he wasn't a REAL heel until he stole someone's shoes.

Brock Lesnar: King of the Ring, Royal Rumble winner, 3 time WWE Champion, and Professional Line Dancer.

Ref: "Brock, seriously, now. I know he called you a doo-doo head, but did you REALLY have to kick his head off???"

Brock: .................................................... "UH, OH!"
(five cookies to whoever gets the reference)

As per Brian Hebner's orders, Brock pulled Mysterio up for more punishment. That would teach him from calling referees doo-doo heads!

Brock: .................................................... "UH, OH!"

OR

Lesnar was left blinded and in pain after being shown the Paris Hilton/Stephanie McMahon video.

12-12-2003, 12:42 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	WWE SmackDOWN! Captions [12-11-2003] "I want YOU to join... The Hoss Force!" For Lesnar, quality opponents like Rey Mysterio were in short stature. You might say that the chance that Brock gets a good opponent like Rey is little. In fact, I think that the frequency of such great matches is small. Okay, I'll stop now. Rhyno immediately gave up and surendered when the police caught him sneaking onto SmackDOWN! Rhyno wasn't sure what had happened. All he remembered was sharing drinks with Bradshaw, then a fuzzy bedroom, and then there he was... Heyman had always wanted to kiss a yeti. It's sad when a WWE wrestler like Orlando Jones has to resort to being a male giggalo to make ends meet. The TV censors were too slow to block the nudity when the chick's tube top slipped down. A-Train had always wanted to bang one of the Hansen girls missionary style. Ref: "Um... they're not girls..." Moore gave up. There was no way he could wrestle with the ref doing the Spiderman Dance. Big Show was damned if he was going to let those evil aliens take A-Train! OR While Big Show was chokeslamming A-Train, Matt Morgan unveiled his Karate Kid gimmick. Stuck in the middle of his Black Elvis gimmick, Ernest Miller was really starting to regret coming back to the WWE. The Cat was less than impressed with Sable's Celine Dion impression. The Eddie/Chavo feud began when Chavo informed Eddie that he was tired of pointing to his knees. With Chavo spurring him on, Eddie was super focused and intent on winning the first-ever "Winner Gets a Chocolate Cookie" Match. Charlie: "Nice of you to drop in." Chavo: "That was SOOO lame." Chavo never thought they'd find out he hid the cookies in his boots. Boy was he wrong! It was a mark-out moment when Eddie sprouted wings and became... ANGEL EDDIE!!! Along with his angel powers came the power of telekinesis. Unfortunately for Chavo, Eddie had yet to learn how to control it, as shown by his force blast to his nephew. The battle was long and hard-fought, but eventually, Eddie, with the help of his new-found angel powers, won the Giant Oreo. Eminem certainly has let himself go. I dunno about you, but this is a better anti-drug image than anything TRUTH can ever come up with. With Nathan Jones gone from the WWE, it was up to Big Show to take over the role of balance-impaired big man. Cena might not have been able to match up to Big Show in terms of sheer height, but with his invisible giant friend, George, by his side, Cena was unstoppable! Big Show found out the hard way why you shouldn't mix refried beans with lard, liver, and oranges for lunch. Lesnar may have beaten up handicapped men, bloodied legends, and rendered opponents unconscious, but he wasn't a REAL heel until he stole someone's shoes. Brock Lesnar: King of the Ring, Royal Rumble winner, 3 time WWE Champion, and Professional Line Dancer. Ref: "Brock, seriously, now. I know he called you a doo-doo head, but did you REALLY have to kick his head off???" Brock: .................................................... "UH, OH!" (five cookies to whoever gets the reference) As per Brian Hebner's orders, Brock pulled Mysterio up for more punishment. That would teach him from calling referees doo-doo heads! Brock: .................................................... "UH, OH!" OR Lesnar was left blinded and in pain after being shown the Paris Hilton/Stephanie McMahon video.