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Get a poke on
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Create a Gimmick
Make as cheesy, contreversial, or comedic of a gimmick as you can. I don't know why I thought this would be a good thread, but I figued it'd be fun.
e.g. The Hairdresser. A metrosexual hairdresser modeled after Jonathon from Blowout. Submission finisher: The Tight Fade Top Rope Manuever: A little off the top Catch Phrase: "I'm going to pencil you in for a title shot appoitment next monday" Rasters and his manager, Earl Calhoun Basically as conterversial as it gets. A slave driver as a manager and his slave as the wrestler. Accompanies him to the ring in shackles and bets on matches while drinking a bathtub mint julip. His finisher: Swing low sweet lariat The Ice Cream Man. Huge fan favorite. Comes to the ring in a Ice Cream Truck complete with entrance music and gives the fans ice cream. Finisher: 2 scoops. Vince Russo aint got shit on me.... |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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The Baiter
Gimmick: Evil fisherman Finisher: Fisherman's Suplex Associate: Chris Masters Catch Phrase: "The Master and the Baiter's going to beat you ALL NIGHT LONG!" I think Russo just shat himself. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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I would totally E-fed with a slave driver / slave hoss gimmick.
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R.I.P Tanner
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The Organ Doner
Gimmick: An evil organ doner, who tries to steal and con people out of their organs to sell on the black market. Finisher: The Heart Punch & The Brainbuster Catch Phrase: After I'm done with you, you won't have the heart to win. Edge. Ack Yulatore Gimmick: Always has a raging hard on, whether in the ring during a match, or just backstage hanging out ( ![]() Finisher: Visagra & Tombstone Piledriver Catchphrase: No Ones harder to beat than me |
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He's Here
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Special Mike
Gimmick: An evil milk man who forces other wrestlers to drink milk and eat "Death" cereal. (Get it? Instead of "Life"?) Finishers: The Mandible Crunch (stuffing cereal down their throat) and Calcium Bomb (Powerbomb) Catchphrase: "HEY MIKEY! YOU LIKE IT! *Evil Laugh*" Roid Rage Randy Gimmick: A wrestler who's addicted to steroids Finisher: Small package Catchphrase: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" & "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" |
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Terminator Daddy!
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El Flatulento
Gimmick: A masked Mexican Luchadore who is constantly breaking ass wind. Finisher: "The Fart-tastico." Ascending to the top turn buckle, El Flatulento's manager "Antonio Asswipe" (pronounced 'ass-wee-pay') lights one of El Flatulento's farts...rocketing him into a 450 splash. Catchphrase: "Donde esta el bano?" |
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El Criminale
Committed murder with his bare hands, and likes to hurt people. He dones a mask to avoid getting arrested. Have the wrestler play the character be Charles Evans, and turn the character into an OJ Simpson parody. Have him always say stuff like "If I killed the man...this is what I finished him off with" when describing his Slingshot Jackhammer move. Kind of make him a comedy monster gimmick. Russell Simpson After many failed attempts in the WWE, Russell Simpson has lost his car, his home, his wife, his job...everything! In fact, the guy literally has nothing accept his wrestling skills and old tights. Without making it painfully obvious, have him join the RAW roster as a fighting bum. Have Jonathan Coachman keep him on a commission, so he won't get paid until he wins a match. Then suddenly have Simpson jump to SmackDown!, and get JBL as a manager, becomming rich due to his wise investment strategies. The Ninja and The Samurai Best...feud...ever. Have one guy dress up as a samurai...one guy dress up as a ninja, and have them feud. Don't explain why, just have them wrestle on RAW every week, exchanging wins. Eventually Rated-RKO get pissed, and come out and say that this is a waste of time, and they want this time being wasted on these jokes to allow them to address the crowd. Suddenly, The Ninja and The Samurai find peace, and team up to challenge Rated-RKO for the World Tag Team Championship as massive underdogs. ROFL and LMAO Have these two internet clowns debut on Heat. Their names are pronounced "Roffle" and "Lamao". You can have them joke about fusing together to form "Romao" for their finishing move. Just make them huge dorks, but don't go over-the-top and make them the stereotypes with glasses and pimples. Give them kind of a "Wayne's World" edge, and let them have some kind of idiot appeal to them. Even give them their own branch of the WWE website, which they update and maintain, slandering their opponents, and hosting pictures of the Divas. I think I have more, but I'm too lazy to throw them out there at the present. Perhaps they shall come later. |
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He's Here
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ROFL and LMAO vs. Cena would be WTF.
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One I actually would like to see, I haven't worked out a name for him, but I think Claudio Castagnoli would be able to play the character well. Anyway, basically take off Arrested Development, and have a magician who dances around to his own theme music all the time. It would be sweet if they could get The Final Countdown as his entrance music, but it really doesn't matter.
Don't really have him perform magic...just call him an "Entertainer named...Claudio (or whatever)" before he makes his entrance and dances about. Give him a hot girl to be his "assistant". If you want him to perform magic, have him shoot fireballs in his opponent's face, or disappear and reappear for the upset win. Not main event material, but I can see it working as an Intercontinental Title act. |
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#10 |
The Pain !
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Napolean Dynamite
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i'll pimp anything.
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A killer robot driving instructor who goes back in time for some reason. Also a talking pie.
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