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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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FANTASY BOOKING: BOOK THE SHITTIEST WRESTLEMANIA EVER
the title says it all..
book the worst (funniest) wrestlemania card. Extra points for match details and finishes: ZACH GOWEN VS DROZ :cruiserweight title :winner Droz. He beat zach to death with Zachs prosthetic leg. Go on..have fun! ![]() shoot interviews for free : http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=1562931 Another quality shitty thread by The MAC
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I am the cheese
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Undertaker vs Batista for the World Heavyweight title.
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I am the cheese
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Elitist Member
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Its pretty sad when you click on a thread and you can tell what the first response will be before the page loads
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I'm going to respond to this thread in a few weeks.
When the card for Mania 23 is finalized. |
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yes. yes. yes.
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Vince FTW on this topic.
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He's Here
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Batista Vs Undertaker
Holly Vs Lashley Khali Vs Hogan Mickie James Vs Misc swimsuit model 2 Boogeyman Vs Mark Henry The Miz squashing Cm Punk Vince McMahon squashing RVD |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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WWE World Championship / Iron Man Match
The Brooklyn Brawler vs. Barry Horowitz Dad's Mysteriously Coming Back From The Dead Match Al "Torrie's Dad" Wilson vs. Paul "Kane's Dad" Bearer 30 Man Battle Royal, To Determine A #1 Contender: The Gymini, Kurrgan, Outback Jack, The Boogeyman, Giant Gonzalez, Frankie Williams, Zeus, Who, Giant Silva, Nicole Bass, Heidenreich, Gene Snitsky, The Great Khali, Nathan Jones, MVP, Bull Buchanan, The Miz, Mean Street Posse, Jim Powers, Phineous Godwinn, Butch Reed, The Key, Luther Reigns, Maven, James Dick, Chad Dick, and Kevin Federline. WWE Lightheavyweight Championship / Ladder Match Duane "Gillberg" Gill vs. Zach "The Leg" Gowen Shittiest Highlight Reel In History Match: Highligh Reel vs. Highlight Reel A World Bodybuilding Federation Highlight Reel vs. An XFL Highlight Reel Previously Unseen Dead Grudge Match / Casket Match "Cheerleader" Katie Vick vs. The Big Show's Dead Daddy WWE's Infamously Horrible Impersonators 8-Person Tag Team Bout Billionaire Ted, Rosie O'Donnell, Kramer & Donald Trump vs. Bill Clinton, Scheme Gene, The Huckster and The Nacho Man Opening Match / 6-Man Tag Team Match The Sisters of Love & Friar Ferguson vs. Damien Demento, Naked Mideon & Mantaur Plus, I'd add a few more bonus matches the day of the show. God knows I'd have plenty of room in the budget for it.... |
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I am the cheese
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For the record I like the idea of a Taker/Batista match. I just wanted to make that joke first.
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K-Fed vs David Arquette
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Boss
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60 Minute Iron Man Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Giant Gonzolez Best 2 out of 3 Falls Great Khali vs. Mark Henry Torrie Wilson on a Pole Match Chloe The Dog vs. The dead Al Wilson Kettle From Hell Buff Bagwell vs. Scott Steiner Bra and Panties Match Fabulous Moolah vs. May Young |
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I am the cheese
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One problem, that bra & panties match would be awesome.
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Voices in my Head
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WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT
John Cena VS Hulk Hogan K-Fed VS Lawrence Taylor NO HOLDS BARRED God VS Vince McMahon LUCHA LIBRE RULES Rey Mysterio VS Dominque VS The Little Bastard OPEN CHALLENGE Sandman VS ???????? Intergender Match Alundra Blaze VS Shannon Moore (Formerly Known as Alundra Blaze) FIRST BLOOD MATCH Kevin Thorn VS Gangrel BRA AND PANTIES MATCH Fabulous Moolah VS Mae Young RAP OFF Doink The Clown and Dink The Clown VS The Insane Clown Posse |
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Get a poke on
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Can it get any worse than WM11?
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Get a poke on
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The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) defeated The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli) (w/Uncle Zebekiah) (6:34)
Bulldog pinned one of the Blu Brothers with a roll-up. Razor Ramon defeated WWF Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/The Roadie) by disqualification (13:32) Jarrett was disqualified after interference from the Roadie, Jarrett retained the title. The 1-2-3 Kid made a run-in after the match to help Ramon fight off Jarrett and the Roadie. Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) defeated King Kong Bundy (w/Ted DiBiase) (6:36) Undertaker pinned Bundy after a flying clothesline. Owen Hart and Yokozuna defeated The Smokin' Gunns (Billy and Bart) to win the WWF Tag Team Championship (9:42) Yokozuna was billed as Owen Hart's "mystery partner"; this was Yokozuna's first appearance since the 1994 Survivor Series. Hart pinned Billy after a banzai drop from Yokozuna. Bret Hart defeated Bob Backlund (w/Roddy Piper as Special Guest Referee) in an "I Quit" Match (9:34) Backlund said something unintelligible into the microphone while in the Crossface Chickenwing. Piper interpreted this as a submission and awarded the bout to Hart. Diesel (with Pamela Anderson) defeated Shawn Michaels (with Sid and Jenny McCarthy) to retain the WWF Championship (20:35) Diesel pinned Michaels after a Jacknife Powerbomb. Lawrence Taylor defeated Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Ted DiBiase) (11:42) LT pinned Bigelow after a shoulder tackle. Ken Norton, Jr., Carl Banks, Rickey Jackson, Steve McMichael, Reggie White, and Chris Spielman accompanied Lawrence Taylor to the ring. Salt-n-Pepa performed Lawrence Taylor's entrance music live guest of honor: JTT |
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Gillberg vs. The peeble for the jr. division title.
Finish with a nine min. spear (counting hype up and getting across the ring) Get it, cause the rock's small version would be a peeble. ![]() STFU I thought it was funny Last edited by starfox8500; 02-02-2007 at 05:38 PM. |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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WTF is a 'peeble'?
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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WM 11 would still be better than WM 23.
Also, anything with a Moolah / Young match would automatically make it better than 99% of what WWE could put together nowadays. At least they have psychology and such, and are entertaining. That's more than I can say for 1/2 the roster, or the writers for that matter. |
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He's Here
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Dunno, but Mick Foley's a weeble.
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Get a poke on
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I'm sorry, but no. WM23 will not be worse than WM11. Just because WWE as a whole is in the dumps right now doesn't mean WM23 won't be a better show than WM11, based on the wrestlers to be on the card alone it will be better, and you know that.
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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WWE Championship
Bret Hart in his prime vs Eddie Guerrero Special Guet Referee: Shawn Micheals World Heavyweight Championship Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit ECW Title Match RVD vs CM Punk Undisputed Title Unification Triple Threat Match (winners from above) Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle vs CM Punk Tag Team Championship Unification Match WGTT vs London and Kendrick General Manager of the Un-split brand Match Stone Cold Steve Austin in his prime (Representing Paul Heyman) vs The Rock in his prime (Representing Theadore Long) vs Triple H (Representing Eric Bischoff) Women's Championship Trish Stratus vs The Fabulous Moolah In her prime 8 hour long Ironman Match Viscera vs The Little Bastard (This match starts the show, and the show has to end by 1am) |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Actually, no I don't know it.
Backlund, The Harts, Bulldog, Jarrett, Smoking Gunns, Bigelow and Taker of then > Batista, Orton, Cena, Edge, Lashley, Holly, Carlito, Khali and Taker of now. |
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Get a poke on
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WM11 was awful, and I don't see WM23 or any in the near future stooping to that level, regardless of how things in the company are. Thats just my opinion I guess.
But of course you can just leave out the wrestlers from now that don't suck to help your case. Carlito and Edge don't deserve to be portrayed in that light. And I can't find Benoit, RVD, Punk, Booker, Kane, Finlay, Jeff and Matt and others on there.... On the other list, I don't see LT or King Kong Bundy or Yokozuna either... |
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Voices in my Head
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Gohan I have to tell you, I hope that Wrestlemania is not shown, that show would honestly suck.
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Having actually attended Wrestlemania 11, Wrestlemania 9 was utter shit in comparison, with Wrestlemania 13 (minus the Hart/Austin bout) closing in...
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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title match:arquette vs k-fed:2hr blindfolded iron man match. I think that would be the worst title match ever.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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