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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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CAPTIONS!!!!! (uhhh.... smackdown spoilers if you want to be a bitch about it)
I don't think wwe.com wants us to leech of their bandwish, but I'm sure photobucket won't mind too much. Hope you people bloody love me because it took me too long to do this crap. I'll hit mine this weekend.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() Finlay doesn't just take your nose. He makes you willingly give it up. ![]() Bentoit debuted his new ninja stealth-attack gimmick when he popped out of Finlay's ass with a German Suplex right when Finlay was going to shake hands with the President. ![]() GET IN MAH BELLY! ![]() WWE promotes their new Buddy Cop movie: Boogey Bastard. ![]() STEVIE! ![]() King Booker: Verily mine gold medal hast a bigger wang than that varlet Kurt Angle's did... |
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Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
Posts: 2,340
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![]() WWE's attempts to create a finlay/benoit hybrid went horribly wrong! ![]() Mini Boogeyman chases Little Bastard. ![]() The mystery is solved. Albert wasn't released. he was hunted and slain for his hide, which Vito now wears proudly around his neck. ![]() Mr Kennedy throttles Vito with his own sanitary towel! ![]() PISS...POOR...ABYSS...IMPRESSIONIST |
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#4 |
...and a Batman symbol
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Gotta get this one out of the way.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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![]() WWE Commercials: Irish Spring. ![]() Benoit heroically tries to get to the ropes to break the hold...And stop the ref's freestyling. ![]() This may seem like an aggressive act, but Benoit is helping Finlay feel at home. ![]() Finlay: Those birds never see the glass... ![]() "Pfft. Rabits and hats are for pussies." ![]() The native Redfaced hoss selects its mate carefully before dragging it back to his lair... ![]() Shortly after mating, the larger, dominant male devours his prey. ![]() The Ramone Brothers: Razor and Laser. ![]() "Wouldya lookit the pair on that one?" ![]() "Are you sure this is how 'necking' is done?" ![]() The coats celebrated their victory by hanging out in style. ![]() WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP ![]() "And with all my strength, I pulled forth the golden suppository..." ![]() "Who writes this shit? Michael Richards?" ![]() WWE Olympics: The Negro Toss. ![]() That red light could only mean one thing...The HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Train had returned. ![]() Answering CM Punk's challenge for someone even more embarrassing to lose to... ![]() "Alas, Poor Yorick..." Shakespeare in drag. ![]() I introduce you to the man who is single-handedly changing foreplay... MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SODOMY... ![]() ...SO-DO-MY.... ![]() "GOOD GOD! Nobody told me you were a biter!" ![]() "I hope you understand this is a necessary part of the exam. Now just breathe naturally, and think warm thoughts." ![]() Miz: It's crowning! Push! Ref: Breathe Matt: You breathe, dammit! ![]() "You say Lita taught you this spear?" ![]() "I'm crushing your head!" ![]() WWE Merchandising: The Ünderbra. ![]() Batista tried to listen to John, but was distracted by the "hair gel" on his ear. ![]() Lessons learned the hard way: Do not. Convert. The Undertaker. |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER! ![]() Gay Midget Porn 14: Gettin' Boogey with it! ![]() Letter: "I Still Remember" Booker: Not this shit again... ![]() Ref (thinking): DAAAAYUUMMM! Miz has got a FIIIINNNNEEE ass! ![]() Melina: Oh my God! You got me a CAMERA!? Mercury: ... HOW DID YOU GET 'CAMERA' FROM THIS!? ![]() Taker: I'm so Goth I shit bats. ![]() Shawn: Why can't you take off that hat? ![]() Taker: ... ![]() *Shawn pulls out a bottle of "Rhyno Super Glue Classic"* Taker: MICHAELS! RHYNO!!!!!!! |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() Kennedy: SUPER PAC-MAN! *WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA!* ![]() Kennedy:..............WAKKA!!!!! |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() My precioussssssssssssssss |
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#9 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() The lost Edge and Christian promo. |
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Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,111
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![]() Finlay: Does this hurt!? Beniot: No not really. |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Benoit becomes the first member of the Finley "Shove your head up my ass" club. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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are we gonna have a return of COTM??
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'd say "Dammit, Hassan," But I don't want to participate in your racism.
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Posts: 18,357
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![]() Michael Jackson makes his WWE debut. |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() The Smurfs were finally defeated, and the Reds ruled the land once again. |
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Posts: 18,357
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![]() After Benoit's 249th Mister Kennedy impression with his invisible mic, Finlay decided to do something about it. ![]() Worst. Texas Cloverleaf. Ever. ![]() Benoit wasn't quite sure how he fell on TOP of the glass ceiling, or why he was there, but he certainly didn't mind. ![]() "PAY YOUR DUES DAMMIT!!!" ![]() Man, Boogieman, that was some fart. ![]() LB was tall enough to ride the ride, but he really, really didn't want to. ![]() John Travolta's career has definitely hit rock bottom if he's resorting to working for the WWE. ![]() Once they found out Kendrick hated getting raped in the shoulder, Deuce and Domino repeatedly targeted the weak spot. ![]() The Make-Out Session: wrestling's first finisher that actually makes the ref tap out. ![]() Of course, The Miz had to outdo the above and introduce the SECOND submission maneuver ever to make the ref tap: The Anal Fister. ![]() "HOORAY!! We just won these spiffy jackets!!" ![]() LONDON: Damn you!! From now on, Kendrick's mouth is gonna taste like 50's!!! ![]() Of course, no WWE tag team match is complete without the ceremonial post-match valet rape. ![]() BOOKER: This isn't even that big of a piece of chocolate. ![]() BOOKER: YOU TRYIN' TO SHORT CHANGE ME ON CHOCOLATE??? ![]() BOOKER: Aw shit, Sharmell, this letter says you left the oven on at home!! ![]() King Booker got huge heat when he made one half of ZZ Top kiss his finger. ![]() The years have not been kind to Anna Kournikova. ![]() KENNEDY: Aw crap, not you too??? STOP COPYING MY MICROPHONISMS!!!!! ![]() Choking an opponent out with a g-string was certainly the most dastardly--and kinkiest--thing Kennedy had ever done. ![]() Nice to see Kennedy carrying a transvestite to a nice match. ![]() See earlier g-string caption. ![]() This was certainly one confusing display of charades. ![]() Matt's momentum was lost when he got distracted by his imaginary laser gun fingers. ![]() Abyss enters the world of invisible photography. ![]() MATT: That bastard Joey Mercury!! First he costs me a match, and then he.... cuts off a lock of my hair?!?!?! ![]() EmoTaker's entrance to the ring was truly a sight to behold. ![]() CENA: Pull my finger. BATISTA: I really don't think now is-- CENA: PULL THE MARINE'S FINGER DAMMIT!!!! ![]() Kane's new KKK gimmick was off to a good start. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Goddamn it! I took the time to post the pics and I'm all out of creative juices. I'm not even looking for funny from myself, but I have nothing.
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#22 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Oh! I might have one!
![]() Ric Flair: Hunter, there is no way you can put two people on one invisible crucifix! Triple H: Wanna bet? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Nobody had the heart to tell Ken Vince said "cross to bear," not "crossdresser." |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Bob Holly's promotion of his new miracle hair growth cream went horribly awry when he side effects showed: uncontrollable ring rage. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Kane: Seriously, Tazz, knock it off. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Even Sharkboy unmasked is more successful than Matt HArdy. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Next up on Smackdown--Did Flair lose his "hair vs hair" match? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() I swear, Vince reads the Ruse Report. |
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He's Here
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![]() Just to piss off The Ultimate Warrior, The Rock returns in full drag. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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![]() "You think my face is bad, this is how big the mark on my ASS is!" ![]() It finally happenes: Count Chocula meets Lucky Charms. ![]() Billy Gibbons: Zing zing! Hubba hubba! Guy in middle: .........BOOOOONK! Howard Finkle: Hope noone notices I'm here. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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![]() Boogeyman: I went down on you, now it's time to take it in the Ass Little Bastard: No!!! |
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EL MERO MERO!
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IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S CAPTION TIME TIME!
![]() Ref: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS--- Benoit: *taps out* ![]() Bastard: NO I DON'T WANNA! Finlay: You will join ECW and LIKE IT, DAMN IT! ![]() Insert a Moonitites joke here. ![]() Boogey: ....So you're telling me... this ISN'T Mardi Gras?? ![]() Oh, this is the part when they sing about their summer at the beach... ![]() London is ticklish in the strangest of places. ![]() Booker: I PROCLAIM THEE... PRINCE Some-Guy-From-Maroon 5! ![]() Booker: ...And then Garfield says "I hate Mondays." And so concludes another reading of classic literature, adding further proof I am not completely and utterly retarded. Thank you. ![]() "Can I get a Woah Bundy?" And coming up next on 90's TV Flashback... ![]() "HANGIN' WITH MR. COOPER" ![]() "BAWGAWD RKO! Nice dress btw" ![]() Kennedy performs his Sounds of the Ocean lullaby cd live. ![]() For a split second, the ref stops, thinking this is MTV. He's reminded it isn't, due to lack of piranha tanks and exploding boxes. ![]() JBL: Tonight, who will be my future ex-wife and one of these girls is hiding a small lamp. We'll find out who... right after this. YEE HAW! ![]() Slater: MY VIEW-MASTER BROKEN!! OH CRAP-A-DOO! ![]() ![]() Taker: Ok, with Batista out, looks like it's just you and me at N.W.O. You ready, Fluffy Puff Marshmellow?? F.P.M: .............. Taker: ...DAMN STRAIGHT! ![]() Cena: Et tu, Geico? ![]() HBK: Et tu, Walker Texas Ranger? emd. I mean, END. |
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Why So Curious?
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▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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![]() Benoit: Eww...u farted. Did u have fajita's for lunch? Finlay: My name is Finlay and I like Fajitas. ![]() Boogeyman: We're not done yet boy. ![]() Boogeyman: Guess what? This ain't yogurt in my mouth. ![]() Me and Alfie got these fly jackets from selling all those candy bars. ![]() King Bookah: Finally, I have in my hands, the key to unlock Sharmell's chastity belt. ![]() King Bookah: I got a D- in history. Moms is gonna be so mad at me. ![]() King Bookah: Yeah I use lotion. It's not ashy anymore. Go ahead, feel. Beard Guy: Ooh I've never touched a black guy's hands before. JR Look-a-like: I hope this aint one of dem dere negro tricks. Baldy: Hmm..he really does look a little like JR. ![]() Kane: Remember me Alfie! I was Dee Dee's white friend with glasses. ![]() Kennedy: Ahhhhhhhhh The pole is stuck up my ass!! Vito: Lucky you! ![]() Kennedy: You're not too sexy for your shirt are you?!? Vito: No but it still hurtsssss. ![]() JBL: Uhhhhh.... ![]() JBL: Krystal...dammit, I know it was you who ate my damn Turkey sandwich and clogged up the toilet. Admit it darlin. ![]() Ref: *As Borat* High 5! Matt: Not now Ref! Miz: I know I left my watch somewhere inside here... ![]() Matt: Ahhhhh Scissors always beats paperrrrrrrrr!! ![]() Cena: You have a bat in the cave. Batista: *Looking at Titantron* I look pretty good in this suit. |
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