How To Use Khali Properly

[Theo Dious]

From another thread:

Kane gets in the ring with The Great Khali after an expensive entrance, and he goes down after one chop, and Khali pins him with one foot. Khali then chops a "pregnant woman" (played by OVW's ODB). Khali then yells "There's no more competition!" as he climbs the entrance way. He is standing on top and Daivari comes out, and begs Khali not to do it. Model planes attached to strings then fly around Khali's head and Khali tries to swat them away.

This led me to say that Khali should never ever be in an actual match, except maybe a falls count anywhere deal. He should just be a run-in guy and a random destroyer. Since the IWC has taken such a shine to him, he should be our enforcer. Any time a match is getting a bad response from crowds, Khali should be sent in to chop the hell out of everyone. This would not only be quality entertainment, but it would encourage the wrestlers to put on good shows.

The bit about the model planes circling Khali's head, and the bit about Khali being afraid of planes, are both gold. Every episode of every bit of WWE programming could start with a report as to the current whereabouts of Khali. Basically he would be in position to make it to one or two tapings of each show per month, where he gets to do his quality control run-ins. Oddly enough, he makes it to every PPV. Every time he arrives at an arena, whatever is going on stops as the cameras shift to outside, where Khali is shown obliterating security and ripping doors off hinges to enter the building. (For added effect, it is the exact same video each week.)

JR: OH BAH GAWD! KHALI IS HERE! KHALI IS HERE!
Meanwhile Todd Grisham starts a weekly segment of "Where's Khali?" where he is shown driving around the country in a pickup truck, following Khali's tracks. He visits a demolished trailer park ("It weren't no tornado, it were a big guy with no shirt and black pants what ran around screaming ARGHEFEARGH!!!)

This leads to a new sort of match stipulation: The Escape from Hades match. The HIAC structure is used, except that up the ramp is a similarly constructed hallway. At the end is Khali, and in order to win you must pass a line that he is guarding. In an interbrand match involving Edge, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, RVD, and Sabu, Rey becomes the winner when he baseball slides through Khali's legs as he chokes a Hardy in each hand.

Share your ideas as to what to do with Khali. "Fire him" is not an acceptable entry, for Khali pwns you all.