Mark Henry's Return

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 08:21 AM

With Mark Henry apparently ready to come back, how long will it be until he is again sidelined with an injury? Also feel free to predict how many people he will injure in that time.

**Fignuts** · 04-11-2007, 09:31 AM

Mark Henry rules.

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 09:41 AM

When you say that, keep in mind that he sidelined Batista, which led directly to Rey Mysterio as World Champion.

**Fignuts** · 04-11-2007, 09:50 AM

Eddie's death led directly to mysterio as champion.

**311** · 04-11-2007, 09:55 AM

God if I have to watch Taker/Henry I'm going to want to cut myself.

**.44 Magdalene** · 04-11-2007, 10:01 AM

Where's the "Less than a week" option? I'm going for maximum Hilarious Results here.

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 10:16 AM

Think of the options as 0-1 week, 1-2, 2-3, etc.

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts

Eddie's death led directly to mysterio as champion.

You think they'd have taken it off Batista just to give it to Rey though?

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 311

God if I have to watch Taker/Henry AGAIN I'm going to want to cut myself.

Fixed.

Also, I hope they send him to ECW, which nobody cares about anyway.

**owenbrown** · 04-11-2007, 10:21 AM

He'll injure himself and half of the SD! roster as soon as he ~~walks to the ring~~ enters the arena his first night back.

**Theo Dious** · 04-11-2007, 10:58 AM

Damn, people actually think he'll last 5 months, let alone more.

**Slow** · 04-11-2007, 05:12 PM

he'll last much longer than 5 months, and pigs will sprout wings and fly to the moon

**Skippord** · 04-11-2007, 05:20 PM

God Henry is worthless

**Xero** · 04-11-2007, 05:22 PM

Where's the "One Step" option?

**Juan** · 04-11-2007, 05:27 PM

Here's hoping he never comes back at all...

**Xero** · 04-11-2007, 05:29 PM

Mark Henry vs. Aretha Franklin - Loser banned from all all-you-can-eat Buffets.

**Theo Dious** · 04-12-2007, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

Mark Henry vs. Aretha Franklin vs. Viscera- Loser banned from all Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I'm black, I can say that.

**Corkscrewed** · 04-12-2007, 05:50 PM

I give it about ten weeks. I think that's his average anyway.

Unfortunately, he'll injure Brian Kendrick, which will force London and Kendrcik to relinquish the titles.

**311** · 04-12-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

I give it about ten weeks. I think that's his average anyway.

Unfortunately, he'll injure Brian Kendrick, which will force London and Kendrcik to relinquish the titles.

I could see that, sadly. As soon as he gets back, WWE will put him in a match against them, or Funaki and Simon Dean, have Henry squash them just in case we forgot about how huge he is.

**311** · 04-12-2007, 08:53 PM

God, I can really see it.

Michael Cole: Mark Henry has just single-handedly DESTROYED the tag team champions in his first match back here on Smackdown!

JBL: Mark Henry is a big, mean, fat, black man, Michael Cole.

You know it's going to happen.

**Rammsteinmad** · 04-12-2007, 09:14 PM

It'll be AT LEAST a month. He has to headline at least one PPV.

**The One** · 04-12-2007, 09:20 PM

Mark Henry needs to be brought back on RAW, have him feud with Khali, have Khali pimp slap him, then eat him.

**Fignuts** · 04-12-2007, 09:41 PM

pfffft

You guys are losers. Mark Henry is the man.

**Xero** · 04-12-2007, 09:50 PM

Why is he "The Man"?

Please refrain from commenting on how he dominates and destorys people.

**Fignuts** · 04-12-2007, 09:52 PM

I dunno something about a black guy the size of a buick, with a permanant "I'm gonna rape you" expression, jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out.

He is also pretty good on the mic, and fairly agile for a guy his size.

**Xero** · 04-12-2007, 09:54 PM

"jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out."

Knew you couldn't do it.

**Fignuts** · 04-13-2007, 12:21 AM

don't see why its his fault that people have gotten injured in the ring with him.

Management: ok so you're what, close to 400 pounds. Right ok, we're gonna have you jump offthe apron onto somebody on a table, on the floor. Oh, try not to injure them.

wtf come on.

Also, I try and keep a very markish mentality and not be too critical when I watch wwe, as that is the only way one can enjoy it imo.

**Dorkchop** · 04-13-2007, 07:43 AM

Who do you think will be injured first?

**DAMN iNATOR** · 04-16-2007, 01:14 PM

He'll be put into an interpromotional match at Summerslam in a triple threat against Khali and Umaga, and proceed to eat them both...

**Theo Dious** · 04-16-2007, 02:15 PM

So TPWW seems to have come to a consensus that he won't last 2 months, though less than a week seems to be the most popular guess. Thank you all.

View Poll Results: How Long?
One Week	5	21.74%
Two Weeks	1	4.35%
Three Weeks	2	8.70%
One Month	2	8.70%
Six Weeks	2	8.70%
Two Months	4	17.39%
Ten Weeks	2	8.70%
Three Months	2	8.70%
Four Months	0	0%
Five Months	0	0%
More Than Five Months	3	13.04%
Voters: 23. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

04-11-2007, 08:21 AM	#1
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Mark Henry's Return With Mark Henry apparently ready to come back, how long will it be until he is again sidelined with an injury? Also feel free to predict how many people he will injure in that time.

04-11-2007, 10:21 AM	#10
owenbrown I believe in Joe Hendry Posts: 22,349	He'll injure himself and half of the SD! roster as soon as he ~~walks to the ring~~ enters the arena his first night back. Last edited by owenbrown; 04-13-2007 at 12:12 PM.

04-12-2007, 08:53 PM	#20
311 Five-Oh-Seven Posts: 763	God, I can really see it. Michael Cole: Mark Henry has just single-handedly DESTROYED the tag team champions in his first match back here on Smackdown! JBL: Mark Henry is a big, mean, fat, black man, Michael Cole. You know it's going to happen. Last edited by 311; 04-12-2007 at 09:15 PM.

04-11-2007, 09:31 AM	#2
Fignuts Hey Mister! Posts: 54,952	Mark Henry rules.

04-11-2007, 09:41 AM	#3
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	When you say that, keep in mind that he sidelined Batista, which led directly to Rey Mysterio as World Champion.

04-11-2007, 09:50 AM	#4
Fignuts Hey Mister! Posts: 54,952	Eddie's death led directly to mysterio as champion.

04-11-2007, 09:55 AM	#5
311 Five-Oh-Seven Posts: 763	God if I have to watch Taker/Henry I'm going to want to cut myself.

04-11-2007, 10:01 AM	#6
.44 Magdalene Smitten for Kittens Posts: 3,814	Where's the "Less than a week" option? I'm going for maximum Hilarious Results here.

04-11-2007, 10:16 AM	#7
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Think of the options as 0-1 week, 1-2, 2-3, etc.

04-11-2007, 10:58 AM	#11
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Damn, people actually think he'll last 5 months, let alone more.

04-11-2007, 05:12 PM	#12
Slow The Rev RC 4 Lyfe Posts: 641	he'll last much longer than 5 months, and pigs will sprout wings and fly to the moon

04-11-2007, 05:20 PM	#13
Skippord I'm Mr. White Christmas Posts: 44,526	God Henry is worthless

04-11-2007, 05:22 PM	#14
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Where's the "One Step" option?

04-11-2007, 05:27 PM	#15
Juan Doin' It Right Posts: 35,460	Here's hoping he never comes back at all...

04-11-2007, 05:29 PM	#16
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Mark Henry vs. Aretha Franklin - Loser banned from all all-you-can-eat Buffets.

04-12-2007, 05:50 PM	#18
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	I give it about ten weeks. I think that's his average anyway. Unfortunately, he'll injure Brian Kendrick, which will force London and Kendrcik to relinquish the titles.

04-12-2007, 09:14 PM	#21
Rammsteinmad TPWW's #3 Peep Posts: 20,903	It'll be AT LEAST a month. He has to headline at least one PPV.

04-12-2007, 09:20 PM	#22
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	Mark Henry needs to be brought back on RAW, have him feud with Khali, have Khali pimp slap him, then eat him.

04-12-2007, 09:41 PM	#23
Fignuts Hey Mister! Posts: 54,952	pfffft You guys are losers. Mark Henry is the man.

04-12-2007, 09:50 PM	#24
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Why is he "The Man"? Please refrain from commenting on how he dominates and destorys people.

04-12-2007, 09:52 PM	#25
Fignuts Hey Mister! Posts: 54,952	I dunno something about a black guy the size of a buick, with a permanant "I'm gonna rape you" expression, jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out. He is also pretty good on the mic, and fairly agile for a guy his size.

04-12-2007, 09:54 PM	#26
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	"jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out." Knew you couldn't do it.

04-13-2007, 12:21 AM	#27
Fignuts Hey Mister! Posts: 54,952	don't see why its his fault that people have gotten injured in the ring with him. Management: ok so you're what, close to 400 pounds. Right ok, we're gonna have you jump offthe apron onto somebody on a table, on the floor. Oh, try not to injure them. wtf come on. Also, I try and keep a very markish mentality and not be too critical when I watch wwe, as that is the only way one can enjoy it imo.

04-13-2007, 07:43 AM	#28
Dorkchop facebook.com/bloquemen Posts: 5,452	Who do you think will be injured first?

04-16-2007, 01:14 PM	#29
DAMN iNATOR RIP SABU Posts: 35,541	He'll be put into an interpromotional match at Summerslam in a triple threat against Khali and Umaga, and proceed to eat them both...

04-16-2007, 02:15 PM	#30
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	So TPWW seems to have come to a consensus that he won't last 2 months, though less than a week seems to be the most popular guess. Thank you all.