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Cranky Kong
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Fuck Matt Hardy
What's the allure? He's boring and bland. He has stupid pants. He's bow-legged. Why does he have so many fans?
I enjoyed him during the Mattitude era, and when he was trying to cut weight to become a cruiser, but THAT'S IT. Somebody make me a Matt Hardy fan. |
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Boss
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Nah, Hardy sucks. I can't convince you to like someone who's biggest success comes from being the older less cool brother of a guy who has seisures and falls of ladders.
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Cranky Kong
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He always seems to get a pretty big pop, though.
I remember the last Smackdown I went to, it felt like he got the biggest pop of the night. I was truly befuddled. |
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Boss
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His ex girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend, it's like 95% sympathy pop and 5% of a "Hey I could totally be that guy!" pop.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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What's there to sell on? If he was the Old Hardy Boys Matt, or the V1/Mattitude Matt, or something pre-Amy Dumas, I'd be slobbering up for some fellatio, but the guy's been boring as fuck for ages now.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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I don't want to fuck Matt Hardy, I want to fuck your heart.
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Temporary
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Nah Hardy is real over with people even though despite all of the times he has been buried and jobbed out. I think that says a lot about Matt Hardy right there.
Matt Hardy has always been over and puts on decent matches. I like Matt Hardy. |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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V1 UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Its okay not to like Matt Hardy. As long as you love Bobby Lashley and John Cena...
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Cranky Kong
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I understand that Matt Hardy IS over. I just don't understand WHY he is over. Just for 'decent matches'? Really?
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Get a poke on
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It's not really brain surgery. He's over for the same reason Jeff is, they were in the Hardy Boys. The fans love that and they loved them, and still do.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Agreed, he's quite boring now. When he was V1 he was great.
I miss the Matt Facts
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I am the cheese
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That's really all he does have going for him. Decent matches. SO lets just say he has charisma and move on. k?
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Temporary
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Also it looks like he always trys real hard to. |
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Cranky Kong
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MATT HAS NEVER LOCKED HIS KEYS IN HIS CAR
MATT HATES MUSTARD |
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Boss
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Tovo Facts > Mattitude Facts
V1.0 was boring in general. |
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Get a poke on
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If anyone wonders why Matt and Jeff Hardy are over, I wonder if they were familiar with the WWE product and the team known as the Hardy Boys circa 2000.
Some things stay over. |
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Cranky Kong
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I beg to differ. He doesn't have charisma. Whenever they give him a mic, I want to punch myself in the dick, just for a more pleasureable experience.
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Cranky Kong
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Of course he looks like he tries hard. He HAS to try hard because he's fucking bow-legged.
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Cranky Kong
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Zach Gowan tried pretty hard, too.
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I am the cheese
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Get a poke on
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People who think mic skills = charisma and vice versa need to learn
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Boss
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He gets a C- in charisma. An F in mic skills and a D+ in ring skills. Total, he's a peice of crap who got over because his brother was willing to take big bumps.
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I am the cheese
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I'd give him a B- in charisma.
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Cranky Kong
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I've always thought charisma and mic skill had a pretty close tie.
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Get a poke on
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maybe so. But that is still WHY he is over. The Hardy Boys.
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Get a poke on
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e.g. Bobby Lashley oozes charisma has terrible mic skills |
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I am the cheese
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Cranky Kong
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Give me an example of somebody who has excellent mic skills and zero charisma.
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Brock Leasner is a peferct example of that. |
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Cranky Kong
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Well fair enough, but either way, I don't think Matt Hardy has much of either.
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Boss
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Temporary
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Yes Booby Lashley has no charisma what so ever.
Another great example of poor mic skills and excellent charisma is Goldberg. |
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Cranky Kong
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But are there any examples of excellent mic skills and no charisma?
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Nope not that I can think of.
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Stickman
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I agree with ABT here. Matt Hardy is overrated.
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Boss
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Steve Corino has some good mic skills, but no real charisma.
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Get a poke on
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Lashley doen't ooze charisma. But he has it. I only used him because he first came to mind as somebody with charisma and no mic skills.
How about, Benoit. Or Jeff Hardy in some ways. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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