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Old 05-22-2007, 02:06 AM   #1
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LOL, Marks say the darnedest things.
Ok, I went to church monday night, and something happened that was so hilarious that I had to come on and share it. Now, there's this kid that goes to my church who's your stereotypical 10-year-old wrestling fan. Likes Shawn Micheals 'cause he's a face, hates Mark Henry 'cause he's heel, and every other time I see him he's wearing a Cena Chain Gang shirt. He also knows that I keep up with wrestling. So, I walk in church, and this kid runs up to me first thing:

Kid: "DIDJA DIDJA DIDJA HEAR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!?!?!"

Me: "Uhhh, nope. "

Kid: "THE UNDERTAKER'S DEAD!!!!"

Me: "Isn't he supposed to be? "

Kid: "NUH-UH, IN REAL LIFE! HE DIED!"

Me, not having caught up on wrestling news all weekend: " How????"

Kid: "LASHLEY DID IT!!! THEY TOLD ME IN SCHOOL TODAY THAT UNDERTAKER PISSED HIM OFF, AN' BOBBY LASHLEY KICKED HIS ASS AN' KILLED HIM! FOR REAL!!!!"

Me: ": "

So, Taker's dead, for real this time, thanks to a patented "Wayne Brady Death-By-Asskicking." Post your eulogies for The Deadman, or at least share other funny stuff you've heard little Marks say

Also, Rep for anybody who photoshops a pic of Lashley choking out 'Taker.
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:09 AM   #2
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Kids are unpredictible.
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:16 AM   #3
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:28 AM   #4
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Pretty cool, making fun of a 10 year old.
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Old 05-22-2007, 03:38 AM   #5
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This just made me think of the royal rumble (1994 I think) in which Yokozuna beat Undertaker in a casket match and he kinda died again. I was only 10 and I think I may have cried......even though my mum and dad told me it was fake.

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Old 05-22-2007, 03:40 AM   #6
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:07 AM   #7
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I can one up you.

I watched WrestleMania with 2 casual fans, 2 marks, some dude who didn't say anything, and myself being the expert... One of the marks asked me "So how is Rob related to Jean Claude? Aren't they cousins or something?"
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:17 AM   #8
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:25 AM   #9
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:19 AM   #11
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I was at Wendys getting a burger and this kid pointed to my shirt and said "Undertaker" and I turned to him and said "yep" he then said his dad is also a big wrestling fan who says that Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler ever. I said he's entitled to his own opinions, he then said and I quote "Personally my dads an idiot. He has show me several old Hogan matches and I didn't like any of them, except the ones with some guy named Piper.' I told him, "You're a smart kid." I asked him who his favorite was, and his answer shocked the hell out of me. I was expecting him to say Cena, or Batista, but the kid said Chris Benoit. I asked "Why?" and he said because he likes his wrestling style. He also said he doesn't like Cena very much but he likes him more than Batista.
This was a nine or ten year old.
Then his dad come back from the bathroom and he's wearing a Hogan tanktop, like the ones Hogan wears to the ring. I nearly feel on the floor laughing.
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:59 AM   #12
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:09 AM   #13
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A friend (We'll call him Andy cos I don't remember his name) was telling me about my friend (Ian) and what happened with WrestleMania 12.

Andy had taped and watched it and Ian went round to his house to watch it. Andy told Ian (who was a big mark for Bret Hart) that The Hitman had won the Ironman Match and successfully retained the title.

Ian cried when the opposite happened. Made my laugh.
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I was at Wendys getting a burger and this kid pointed to my shirt and said "Undertaker" and I turned to him and said "yep" he then said his dad is also a big wrestling fan who says that Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler ever. I said he's entitled to his own opinions, he then said and I quote "Personally my dads an idiot. He has show me several old Hogan matches and I didn't like any of them, except the ones with some guy named Piper.' I told him, "You're a smart kid." I asked him who his favorite was, and his answer shocked the hell out of me. I was expecting him to say Cena, or Batista, but the kid said Chris Benoit. I asked "Why?" and he said because he likes his wrestling style. He also said he doesn't like Cena very much but he likes him more than Batista.
This was a nine or ten year old.
Then his dad come back from the bathroom and he's wearing a Hogan tanktop, like the ones Hogan wears to the ring. I nearly feel on the floor laughing.
That kid is probably the next Paul Heyman, or something.
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A friend (We'll call him Andy cos I don't remember his name) was telling me about my friend (Ian) and what happened with WrestleMania 12.

Andy had taped and watched it and Ian went round to his house to watch it. Andy told Ian (who was a big mark for Bret Hart) that The Hitman had won the Ironman Match and successfully retained the title.

Ian cried when the opposite happened. Made my laugh.
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