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He's Here
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How will ____'s character die?
So, with Vince's recent "death", it got me thinking, if every wrestler (the character) had to be killed off one way or another one time or another, how would it happen?
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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Boogey man will die from some sort of intestinal virus/bacteria.
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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They'd all mysteriously go missing after dating Dawn Marie. Later we'd find out Rikishi did it... for the Rock
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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They'd all go out to dinner with Robert Blake.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Coach will die of some disease after he continues to kiss the dead ass of Vince.
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Terminator Daddy!
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and.......
MATT HARDY WILL NOT DIE!!!
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That's Not My Name
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Mark Henry will suffer death by chocolate.
RVD will be stoned to death. |
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Kennedy will suffer severe head trauma after that microphone gets lowered too quickly, and clocks him on the head......
head i couldn't resist....
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Edge will fall off a balcony
Randy Orton will slip in the shower at a red roof (room 1408) Finlay will have alchohol poisoning Kevin Thorn will have sickle cell Matt striker will teach at Virginia Tech..... that's a low one but hey Funaki will ATTEND Virginia Tech....foriegn exchange gone terribly wrong Matt will bang lita again |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Armondo Estrada: Lung cancer.
Bobby Lashley: Will die a quiet peaceful boring death. Carlito: Choked to death on an apple. Eugene: Will get hit by a car while in Vegas counting cards with his brother. Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Construction Accident Jeff Hardy: Glow in the dark paint poisining Jerry Lawler: Heart attack while jerking off Jim Ross: I don't know but Baw Gawd that coffin don't taste like BBQ sause. John Cena: Killed by Doomsday in Superman #75 Johnny Nitro: Sexually transmitted diesese Johnathan Coachman: Will be buried alive with his boss. Cryme Tyme: Shot 37 times cause the police said he had a "gun" Kenny: Already killed numerous times on South Pask King Booker: Regicide, sucka Lance Cade: Trampled by a bull? I don't know I got nothing Mr. Kennedy: Choking on gum while doing his entrance Randy Orton: Of AIDS on the Christopher Street, Roddy Piper: Not of cancer. Hope Rowdy is feelin' better. Santino Marella: Shot with his mistress on a train Shane McMahon: Electrified balls Shawn Michaels: Smited from God for doing the DX angle. Shelton Benjamin: Buried Snitsky: Mistaken identity someone wanting to kill Kane. Steve Austin: Shot by a battered imbittered wife Super Crazy: I don't know but I'm sure it'll be super and it'll be crazy... It'll be Super Crazy!! Tod Grisham: Will realize how much he sucks and hang himself Trevor Murdoch: Will dive after his smellin' hound Geech into a cement mixer. Triple H: After you lose all your lives then it's Game Over, right? Umaga: How can a bulldozer die anyway? Val Venis: Buried |
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A Property of Matter
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A Property of Matter
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This thread has shown a surprising amount of tact by leaving out Owen Hart. I'm disappointed.
Shawn Michaels' spine will snap after years of carrying Raw. |
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Necrophilia maybe? |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Kennedy will do his usual Kennedy routine, then his vocal cords will explode and he'll start internal bleeding.
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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That orange food dye will be the death of him!
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Yeah. So much that he actually injects Cheetos directly into his blood stream.
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Terminator Daddy!
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"It ain't easy being Cheesy, BROTHER!"
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Hulk Hogan: .........................
you're kidding right? Like he'd job to death.
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Hogan and cockroaches, the last ones around brother! Maybe that's redunant? |
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he aquired the disease after feasting on Sharmel!!!! He is a follower of vampirism tazz, |
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Terminator Daddy!
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![]() "Let me tell ya something, Mean Gene! I haven't been taking my vitamins and saying my prayers for all these years so I can just lay down for The Reaper brother! My daughter may have sold her soul to the Devil for her record deal, but that's her problem brother! God may have put me on this earth brother, but there's no way that he's getting me off it brother! Dinosaurs go extinct brother, not the Immortal Hulk Hogan brother! I'll slam Death like I slammed that nasty, wart infested Giant at Wrestlemania III brother! WHATCHA YA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU FOR ETERNITY...BROTHER!" |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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As kind of a side note, do you think that Mean Gene is just about the worlds most expensive mic stand?
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Fuckin lol. Had me rolling. Rep'd accordingly.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Randy Orton will open the door to his hotel room one day only to find an explosive bag of shit, via Amy Weber.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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