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Random thoughts on Impact (spoilers)
So I think I caught most of Impact, and I’d just like to point out a few things.
I didn’t think it was possible, and with the absence of Tovo as of late I think I can say this without getting a red dot by my name…. Billy Gunn is somehow Billy Gunning it up even more. Wow, this guy sucks. I saw him in the ring and all I could think is how I used to mark out over this guy. If I could go into the past I’d pick up smoking right now just to burn myself with a cigarette every time I’ve marked out for Billy Gunn as a singles wrestler. This guy sucks, even more. I loved watching Harris and Storm in the ring... That is until Harris went for his finisher. Not that great. I love James Storm’s gimmick. It’s the basic beer swilling redneck gimmick that we’ve seen a number of times that very few people can pull off. It’s not new, it’s not original, and as long as he’s in TNA he’s not going anywhere with it… But he has a great look and can pull it off. The Instant Classic, Christian Cage is the still the man. He should call himself “The New Total Package.” Seeing Dustin Rhodes in a TNA ring have made it official- The Bash is going to FUCKING SUCK! No hope of Goldust. Ya know, I give up. As much as I’d love to see Goldust come back it’s not going to happen. It’d be more optimistic seeing Shane Douglass step into a WWE ring. Seeing Kurt run around in his swimming gear was…. Almost funny. The scene in the room with the non-wrestlers just sucked, but when he asked Sharkboy why he was smiling, that was funny. Seriously funny! Kurt may look like a roid monkey, but they should have kept the “Who stole Kurt’s stuff” angle for a few more tapings. Joe still puts me to sleep. They should call him Soma Joe. I don’t see what everyone sees in this guy. He’s just……… Vanilla. But now I’d like to address to two best things that came from this week’s Impact. I forgot how much I’d like to bone Christy Hemme, and I love the Impact theme song. Aside from that, I want an hour of my life back. Quote:
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They/Them
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Christian and AJ are gold I tells ya gold, also I made one of these threads about 2 minutes before you.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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They/Them
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LOL at "Soma Joe"
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Christian Cage is the best thing in TNA, and currently my favorite thing in wrestling (still). Angle running around in his undies was really funny. I like serious Angle, but funny Angle will always be my favorite (even though I agree he should be serious Angle). I think every once in a while he should be allowed to bust out some goofyness.
I really don't like Samoa Joe. He's been, for the most part, incredibly boring. I guess Kurt's going to hold every belt at the same time. Kind of cool, but pretty stupid considering the X division title was thrown on Joe just so he could have some gold over his shoulder. |
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They/Them
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I highly respect Dorkchop and will have his back from here on out.
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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A.J. What do you want to listen to on the radio?
Christian Anything but country AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its Abyss! |
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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Letcia Cline is hot. And the Angle segment reminded me of some of Angles comedy segments from 00-01 WWF.
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new chant:
JOE'S GONNA BORE YOU JOE'S GONNA BORE YOU |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I need an avatar of Soma Joe now....
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Christian took AJ Styles and made him somebody.
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Christian's Bitch is better than TNA Spot Monkey.
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Atleast he has a charactor and personality now and is entertaining.
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