So I guess Batista is coming out with a book...and it might be a hilarious read.

[KingofOldSchool]

Credit: Wrestling Observer Those who have seen Batista's book say it's "insane." It's sure to ruffle a few feathers in the WWE locker room. Batista has said time and time again that he's the most boring guy in the world, which sounds like it would make for a lackluster book, but as it turns out, he talks nonstop about who he hates and does not respect in the locker room in his book. This could very well be major trouble in the making since he's hated by most of the locker room as it is. Batista also gives his thoughts on certain creative decisions WWE has made and more. He also talks "almost recklessly" about the number of women he's slept with. It's said to be totally different from all the other WWE books.

"Dear Diary,

It's March 12, 2007. I'm backstage at a house show in Peoria, IL and I'm looking at Paul London and he's looking at me. I don't like Paul London, I think he's trying to take my spot. I see the way he looks at my World Title, him and his stupid facial hair. And you know who else I hate? Michael Cole. He refuses to acknowledge my ever present and massive bulge in my tights. If he doesn't mention it, then how will all of my female fans know to look down there during my matches????? On a side note, I had an epic sexual romp the other day with this fox at the local McDonald's. I went in for a Big Mac and I left with another sexual conquest. Damn, I really am an animal. Ha...ha...ha. *grunts*"