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Old 09-05-2007, 06:12 AM   #1
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Sliced Bread #2

So what the hell is Sliced Bread #1?




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Old 09-05-2007, 06:26 AM   #2
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Bread that comes presliced.
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:17 AM   #3
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Talking about London and Kendrick's move.
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Old 09-05-2007, 09:27 AM   #4
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You know that phrase "the best thing since sliced bread"?

Think about it.
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:29 PM   #5
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Talking about London and Kendrick's move.
Right. It's alluding to the fact that it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Looks more like a clusterfuck to me, but...
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:13 AM   #6
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:24 AM   #7
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You know that phrase "the best thing since sliced bread"?

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Old 09-07-2007, 05:53 PM   #8
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the best thing since clusterfucking.
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:46 PM   #9
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The best thing since Jessica Biel's ass.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:19 AM   #10
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Which I'd like to sink my teeth into just as much as sliced bread.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:33 AM   #11
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But is she as high in fiber?
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:58 AM   #12
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Her shit proberly is.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:24 AM   #13
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I love how this question and the "Russ question" pop up every few months.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:13 PM   #14
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New question: Did Russ Haas ever perform or receive a Sliced Bread #2?
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Old 10-27-2007, 01:48 PM   #15
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Slived Bread #2 is a censored way of saying "Shit on a Shingle."
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:05 AM   #16
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Who the fuck is Russ Haas?
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Old 11-04-2007, 11:28 AM   #17
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Who the fuck is Russ Haas?
Charlie Hass dead brother...they say he died of cancer, but in reality Chris Benoit gave him a German Suplex.
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Old 11-04-2007, 11:42 AM   #18
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I heard the Sliced Bread number #1 is ZOMG!!!!one
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:38 PM   #19
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If Russ Haas were to send a letter without postage... it would arrive at its destination!

Russ Haas was a son of a bitch!

This, and the Legend of Andre the Giant, pop up a lot.
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:33 PM   #20
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Who the fuck is Andre the Giant?!
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:59 PM   #21
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Wrestler #2: Hey, do you fellas know a... a guy by the name Andre the Giant?!!
Wrestler #1: Yeah, I know Andre the Giant! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.
Wrestler #3: Best damn trader on the Bull Market!
Wrestler #1: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.
Wrestler #3: Andre went public with his own buttocks... and made $7 million!
Wrestler #2: [holds glass in air] To Andre the Giant!
Together: Andre the Giant!!
Wrestler #2: Did I ever tell you about the time Andre the Giant went hunting?!
Wrestler #3: [interrupting] I masturbate to the Teletubbies!
[silence]
Wrestler #2: Anyway... Andre decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Horsemen! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives... except Flair.
Wrestler #1: We once had a bachelor party for Andre. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!
Wrestler #3: Andre once hosted the Grammys, and gave every award to Corey Hart!
Wrestler #2: He has a toenail on the end of his penis!
Wrestler #1: Andre got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak.
Wrestler #3: The afterbirth was sauteed muchrooms!
Wrestler #2: Andre's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!
Wrestler #1: Andre ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.
Wrestler #3: [thrusting glass in the air] To Andre the Giant!
Together: Andre the Giant!!
Diva: [walking up] Excuse me, do you know where the payphone is?
Wrestler #3: Piss off, sister! And get us some pretzels!
Wrestler #1: [waving her off] Yeah!
Diva: You guys smell awful. [walks off]
Wrestler #3: [unaffected] Did I ever tell about the time Andre was in a production of "The King & I"?
Wrestler #2: [interrupting] Every morning I crap the bed!
[silence]
Wrestler #3: Anyway... on opening night, Andre chloroformed the entire cast... and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.
Wrestler #1: He breast-feeds John Madden!
Wrestler #2: Andre named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that.
Wrestler #3: If you drop a phonograph needle on Andre's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
Wrestler #1: They use Andre's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!
Wrestler #2: Andre directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels!
Wrestler #3: He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!
Wrestler #1: All the Yes album covers are Andre Family photos.
Wrestler #3: Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in Andre's groin!
Wrestler #1: [almost tossing glass into the air] To Andre the Giant!
Together: Andre the Giant!!
Wrestler #2: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time Andre taught his son how to drive?
Wrestler #1: [interrupting] I'm legally retarded!
[silence]
Wrestler #2: Anyway... Andre taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. Andre said, "It would have happened sometime!"
Wrestler #1: Andre's semen can form into a liquid human!
Wrestler #2: Like the guys in "Terminator 2"!
Wrestler #1: Andre still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films.
Wrestler #3: He thinks Iron-Man is gay!
Wrestler #1: He framed Roger Rabbit!
Wrestler #2: Andre used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
Wrestler #3: The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Andre... except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!
Wrestler #1: He gave a hand job to a manta ray!
Wrestler #2: [screams something unintelligible]
Wrestler #3: I hear ya', buddy.
Wrestler #1: To Andre the Giant!
Together: Andre the Giant!!
Big Booming Voice: I'M Andre the Giant, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK?
Together: Andre the Giant!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:26 AM   #22
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Holy stromboli, man. Not only was that years ago...but, how did you make that connection??

Fucking astounding.
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:17 PM   #23
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Afterlife: What connection?

Somebody mentioned that this question came up a lot... I said that the "Legend of Andre the Giant" pops up a lot too... then I came up with the parody above... which I used about a year ago on the same subject
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