![]() |
|
|
#1 |
|
Posts: 21,603
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Sliced Bread #2
So what the hell is Sliced Bread #1?
![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
The Satanic Mechanic
Posts: 52,521
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Bread that comes presliced.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Posts: 21,603
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Talking about London and Kendrick's move.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Just Some Guy
Posts: 14,679
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
You know that phrase "the best thing since sliced bread"?
Think about it. |
|
|
|
|
|
#5 | |
|
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Quote:
Looks more like a clusterfuck to me, but... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Hey Mister!
Posts: 54,952
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 | |
|
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
Posts: 2,957
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
the best thing since clusterfucking.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
Posts: 16,011
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
The best thing since Jessica Biel's ass.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Do Unto Others...
Posts: 2,086
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Which I'd like to sink my teeth into just as much as sliced bread.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
But is she as high in fiber?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Less Talk, More Rokk!
Posts: 3,555
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Her shit proberly is.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I love how this question and the "Russ question" pop up every few months.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Boss
Posts: 17,611
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
New question: Did Russ Haas ever perform or receive a Sliced Bread #2?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Slived Bread #2 is a censored way of saying "Shit on a Shingle."
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Who the fuck is Russ Haas?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#17 | |
|
#1 Senior Elite Member
Posts: 7,887
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I heard the Sliced Bread number #1 is ZOMG!!!!one
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Herp a derp, and so on
Posts: 8,830
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
If Russ Haas were to send a letter without postage... it would arrive at its destination!
Russ Haas was a son of a bitch! This, and the Legend of Andre the Giant, pop up a lot. |
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Who the fuck is Andre the Giant?!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Herp a derp, and so on
Posts: 8,830
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Wrestler #2: Hey, do you fellas know a... a guy by the name Andre the Giant?!!
Wrestler #1: Yeah, I know Andre the Giant! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi. Wrestler #3: Best damn trader on the Bull Market! Wrestler #1: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson. Wrestler #3: Andre went public with his own buttocks... and made $7 million! Wrestler #2: [holds glass in air] To Andre the Giant! Together: Andre the Giant!! Wrestler #2: Did I ever tell you about the time Andre the Giant went hunting?! Wrestler #3: [interrupting] I masturbate to the Teletubbies! [silence] Wrestler #2: Anyway... Andre decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Horsemen! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives... except Flair. Wrestler #1: We once had a bachelor party for Andre. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it! Wrestler #3: Andre once hosted the Grammys, and gave every award to Corey Hart! Wrestler #2: He has a toenail on the end of his penis! Wrestler #1: Andre got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak. Wrestler #3: The afterbirth was sauteed muchrooms! Wrestler #2: Andre's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong! Wrestler #1: Andre ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll. Wrestler #3: [thrusting glass in the air] To Andre the Giant! Together: Andre the Giant!! Diva: [walking up] Excuse me, do you know where the payphone is? Wrestler #3: Piss off, sister! And get us some pretzels! Wrestler #1: [waving her off] Yeah! Diva: You guys smell awful. [walks off] Wrestler #3: [unaffected] Did I ever tell about the time Andre was in a production of "The King & I"? Wrestler #2: [interrupting] Every morning I crap the bed! [silence] Wrestler #3: Anyway... on opening night, Andre chloroformed the entire cast... and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews. Wrestler #1: He breast-feeds John Madden! Wrestler #2: Andre named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that. Wrestler #3: If you drop a phonograph needle on Andre's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds". Wrestler #1: They use Andre's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium! Wrestler #2: Andre directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels! Wrestler #3: He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom! Wrestler #1: All the Yes album covers are Andre Family photos. Wrestler #3: Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in Andre's groin! Wrestler #1: [almost tossing glass into the air] To Andre the Giant! Together: Andre the Giant!! Wrestler #2: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time Andre taught his son how to drive? Wrestler #1: [interrupting] I'm legally retarded! [silence] Wrestler #2: Anyway... Andre taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. Andre said, "It would have happened sometime!" Wrestler #1: Andre's semen can form into a liquid human! Wrestler #2: Like the guys in "Terminator 2"! Wrestler #1: Andre still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films. Wrestler #3: He thinks Iron-Man is gay! Wrestler #1: He framed Roger Rabbit! Wrestler #2: Andre used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady. Wrestler #3: The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Andre... except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men! Wrestler #1: He gave a hand job to a manta ray! Wrestler #2: [screams something unintelligible] Wrestler #3: I hear ya', buddy. Wrestler #1: To Andre the Giant! Together: Andre the Giant!! Big Booming Voice: I'M Andre the Giant, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK? Together: Andre the Giant!! |
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Holy stromboli, man. Not only was that years ago...but, how did you make that connection??
Fucking astounding. |
|
|
|
|
|
#23 |
|
Herp a derp, and so on
Posts: 8,830
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Afterlife: What connection?
Somebody mentioned that this question came up a lot... I said that the "Legend of Andre the Giant" pops up a lot too... then I came up with the parody above... which I used about a year ago on the same subject
|
|
|
|