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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Just Stop. Right Now. This is an order, dammit.
Dear WWE,
STOP, STOP, MOTHERFUCKING STOP with the "John Cena's daddy" bullshit. It does NOTHING to help Cena's shitty-ass character, all it does is make him look like a whiny little pussy, and it makes you look like WCW. It does nothing to make Cena's superhero character look vulnerable and human, it makes him look weak. It doesn't make Orton's character into a conscience-less, cold-blooded, calculated sociopath, it makes him look like a weak little bitch. It does not attract viewers, it repulses them. As a viewer who has continued to watch your product through every bit of garbage you have thrown our way, you have actually made me turn the channel at the sight of Cena. Oh, and fuck you all. That is all. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Dear DT
We thank you for your interest. -WWE, |
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They/Them
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I'm a Cena Mark now, so it's all good in my world, I enjoyed RAW quite thoroughly. I just hope every show is like that.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Just sent that to WWE.com. |
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He's Here
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That's MR. Cena to you!
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Stickman
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I agree. Also, Hornswaggle does nothing for me or any casual veiwer I would assume.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Hornswaggle is funny, but should only be a minor part of the show, not focus of the biggest angle of the past 2 months. This is the GobblieGooker all over again.
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He's Here
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The Cruiserweight Championship is nothing more than a worthless belt to make matches sound better than they are. Hornswoggle deserves the championship because he's getting it more air time than any other Cruiserweight spotmonkey ever did.
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He's Here
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Why do you think Helms was champion for so long? Because they have faith in him? No, because they had no where else to park the title.
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Scottish Champions 2009
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May 19
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What do you think they should do with Cena than? Just the same things over? I see people are complaining about that already, so they do different things for his character and you still are complaining.
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A Property of Matter
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Watching John Cena makes me feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Actaully they can start building on it now. I mean look at Raw, he started laughing when Coach told him that it would be Cena v Orton later that night. And he started laughing again when he found out his opponent was Santino. As if niether were at his level. Make him an over confident heel that starts to get lazy and whne he does lose he blames it on everything but him. That way he becomes his own weakness. Then HBK can come in and have another title run. |
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Why So Curious?
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I'm liking this storyline with Orton/Cena/MR. Cena. It actually IS giving Cena a viable weakness (his temper), and with the character Orton has of being a cold, heartless being, I'm enjoying what they are trying to do with the story. But they should make Cena drop the title at No Mercy (which I think that's what they are going for).
I'm also smelling a "damn setup" here, too, that they will try to swerve to us in having Mr. Cena turn on him somehow at No Mercy. |
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Raw Video Footage
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I haven't watched in a few weeks (less and less since the Benoit thing) and I tune in to see:
-A midget, who was a funny addition, now a champion, destroying what little credibility Helms tried his damndest to give the Cruiserweight Title. Oh, and he's Vinnie Mac's 'Bastard Son'. -Randy Orton, a heel who got to defeat Benoit for the World Title clean way back when, needs mind games to beat someone who can't wrestle. -Triple H, who's actually got his prime physique (good for Paul), is fueding with Carlito. Though it makes sense that he should climb the ladder upon return, when was WWE all about sense? Who expects Carlito to beat someone who matched Austin and the Rock? There's no story here, just a Pedigree in the making. I used to abandon activities come Monday 9pm, but nothing's going down worth my attention. And that's even a backstage rant. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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1. Challenger is introduced 2. Cena disses challenger 3. Build up adversity for Cena 4. Have JR scream about the humanity of it all 5. Schedule seemingly insurmountable match for Cena 6. Cena wins 7. Either introduce new challenger or repeat steps 2-6 until you feel like introducing new challenger The only thing that comes across as anything different is the "introduce adversity" bit. It doesn't matter if the adversity is a Samoan with a penchant for thumbing your throat, or a ten foot non-English speaking giant, or some guy whaling on your dad. At least the first two don't lead to Cena weeping openly on WWE programming. It's little different than what people bitched about HHH for, except that people don't have an intrinsic hatred of Cena. |
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Boss
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I don't care anymore. Seriously, they can have John Cena be Champ for life at this point and I'd be no more upset or shocked than I am right now...the ONLY thing I am begging, absolutely begging WWE to do is get rid of the god damn mother fucking disgraceful ugly piece of shit known as the Spinner Belt. Seriously, in like 3 years there has been exactly one moment that I have not been totally repulsed by the title and that was when RVD was champ and he made the "Look, it spins" joke, which was only funny because of the total stonner way he gave the line. Other than that, I have despised the belt since the moment it showed it's ugly head.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The spinner belt isn't that bad.
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Cenas dad is fucking hardcore and resiliant as hell. Look at it this way, he took that boot to the head from orton and TWO week later was back at Raw. Where the fucks Michaels and RVD? Months later and still not back????
Theyre clearly not in cenas dads league.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Oh christ, that's a good point.... So good I don't want to admit it's a good point.....
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He's Here
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In fact, that should be his gimmick. In fact, he should be repackaged as The Prototype. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Uhhh...Dad? You just used that line on me!" |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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> > > > > > > > > > He could do a flying headbutt to get heat. > > > > > > > > > > ...is that still considered insensitive?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Cranky Kong
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I disagree with this match being 'insurmountable odds' for Cena. I honestly think Cena looks like he should win, which is a good thing for Orton's chances. It's been Cena's temper that has been his downfall the entire feud, but now, he'll be allowed to be as crazy as he wants. The crafty Orton will overcome it somehow.
I really don't see much wrong with this feud. Cena's dad took that Orton beatdown like a champ. |
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He's Here
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Cena will once again be beat down a week or two before the PPV and be made to look like the Underdog again.
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Inno Knows.
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My name is John Cena, you killed my father, prepare to die
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He's Here
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INCONCEIVABLE!
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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