![]() |
![]() |
#1 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
Posts: 14,340
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Worst Gimmick Match
Seriously, what gimmick match just makes you go "oh fuck me, not this horse shit again!!!"
Last Man Standing, definitely. It's a God-awful concept, and it guarantees that a large part of the match will consist of too-long periods of ONE...............................................TWO............................................... ...THREE.......................................FOUR.............................................FIVE ...................................................SIX................................... ...rinse and repeat. And draws are even worse, cause then you have a crappy ending, and both participants lie there for like ten minutes, and then we spend twenty minutes watching them stand up. So what makes you wanna vomit? |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
King of the Mountain. Whoever thought a reverse ladder match involving pins and a penalty box would be a good idea is a fucking moron.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
They/Them
Posts: 15,331
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Anything of a pole is pretty bad.
And King of the Moutain is pretty bad too. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Last of a Dying Forum
Posts: 16,215
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Punjabi. Also, Last Man Standing is amazing. Given the right guys, the psychology is off the charts.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Polyam cult member #420
Posts: 2,966
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The reverse battle royal was fucking awful.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
How the hell did that work?
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Judy Bagwell on a Pole match, everyone is a loser. Whoever gets to Judy Bagwell (the technical winner of the match) is stuck with her, like a loser. The guy that doesn't get to her, has lost as well. And the fans that paid money to see it, they are out $79.99 for the tickets and they will never get that time back. Everyone loses.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 | |
Polyam cult member #420
Posts: 2,966
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Stickman
Posts: 15,119
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Pole matches...especially Flag matches.
Also, strap matches. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
The Great Pink Hope
Posts: 8,817
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Cruiserweight matches
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
You can't teach that
Posts: 19,337
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Reverse battle Royal Sucked indeed. Pretty much anything TNA comes up with sucks. Like they combine matches, like the Elimination cage match until 2 guys are left then they have to escape.
I still vote Coal Miners glove as the worst ever. EVER! EVER |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Polyam cult member #420
Posts: 2,966
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
If you're talking about the one from ISW, thats really not a serious promotion so it kinda fits.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
Posts: 14,340
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
*blarg*
Posts: 696
![]() |
Ummm...Did everyone forget the Blindfolded Cage match?
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
Posts: 641
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Electric cage match. Totally unrealistic and terribly executed, even by glorious TNA standards
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
Posts: 641
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Posts: 22,695
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Anything TNA has "invented" is fucking terrible.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Stickman
Posts: 15,119
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
6 sided ring matches.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
the tuxedo match sucked
|
![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
continental drift
Posts: 46,731
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Kennel From Hell
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
Posts: 17,211
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ladder matches
![]() In all honesty, I quit matches. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
It's a blood match!
Posts: 27,382
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When has there ever been a bad I Quit match?
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
It's a blood match!
Posts: 27,382
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
TNA has horrible gimmick matches, Raven's Clockwork Orange, Monsters Ball, King of the Mountain, Reverse Battle Royal (how fucking stupid is that), Ultimate X, Elevation X, Really every match they try to be creative with sucks horrible shit balls.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
Posts: 4,834
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I fucking hate ______ on a Pole Matches.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
The Year of the Bullet
Posts: 4,259
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Reverse Battle Royal, Anything Pole, And that electric chair/electric cage/electric clusterfuck match WCW had back in the day.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Orange Clockwork House of Fun match was awesome. Fuck you Jordan X
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#28 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Empty Arena matches.
Thank god this hasn't been done in a loooong time. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
The Great Pink Hope
Posts: 8,817
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I gotta say that the Ultimate X match isn't a bad concept. Mind you, it helps when the majority of those involved are usualy pretty good workers.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Planet Races The Moon
Posts: 2,376
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Most of the above mentioned TNA matches, Kennel from Hell, most Pole matches, empty arena matches are boring as shit, the three tiered Ready 2 Rumble cage, the old Electric Chair cage, Kendo Stick matches (WCW), Boiler Room Brawl, Punjabi Prism
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oh, come on, the Boiler Room Brawl was good.
Was one of my favorite matches growing up. (The original Taker/Mankind one, not the ones which proceeded it.) ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#32 | |
Posts: 15,983
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Junior Member
Posts: 34
![]() |
All matches including electric and Khail. Aslo ironman and table matches
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
Posts: 3,381
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Buried alive matches and Casket matches to me are so insanely stupid. I cant handle watching it and have people mark out and think the man buried is dead now
Last edited by Crossrine; 09-23-2007 at 07:15 PM. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Posts: 2,513
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
To go back to DT's original post of LMS, I didn't mind them a couple of years ago. They only used to break them out every year or two. But WWE put up an article of past LMS matches, and showed that Cena/Orton will be LMS 3 of 2007. No gimmick match(except no dq/extreme rules/hardcore) should be used that much in a year. It kinda kills it.
I used to really like HIAC, but I'm not too bothered about them anymore either. I do have a pet peeve with cage matches. Where they are used to settle a feud because the cowardly heel keeps running away......when the object of the match is to escape your opponent! I think the worst for me are pole matches. Just don't like them. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |
Posts: 2,513
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Do Unto Others...
Posts: 2,086
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
TNA's Reverse Battle Royal. 17 guys around the ring pretending they can't get in. NO BUYS.
So of course, they're doing it again at Bound For Glory. What was that stupid match with Sting and Abyss with the candleabras in the ring, blue lighting and phantom of the opera music playing over the top? Last Rites or something? |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
A Property of Matter
Posts: 25,543
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I don't understand how these matches supposedly get sanctioned. Would Mankind have had to go to Gorilla Monsoon (I believe the on-screen President at the time) and explain that he wanted to wrestle the Undertaker in the Boiler Room of the Gund Arena, and the winner would be whomever can reclaim the urn from Paul Bearer waiting in the ring? I don't think the venue would have permitted the use of their Boiler Room in such a manner for starters.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#39 | |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
Posts: 14,340
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Also, for an optimist, you do a lot of bitching. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Stickman
Posts: 15,119
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The inferno match was pretty weak.
|
![]() |
![]() |