Raw/Heat Spoilers for this week

[KingofOldSchool]

WWE Raw TV spoilers for tonight's show from Birmingham, England by Adam Clark and Ian Hamilton Courtesy Adam Clarke/ringsidelive.info (live in the arena, forwarded by myself) They're starting with the Heat tapings, and there is a cage above the ring. Guess there'll be a cage match tonight... They're apparantly confiscating all signs and banners at the doors. Arena is pretty full and Heat hadn't even started... (this was at around 6.30pm BST) Lilian Garcia made the TV tapings - they replay the WrestleMania 23 recap, and the first match is Carlito vs Harry Smith (Harry got a huge pop in the arena). Harry cut a promo before the match, dedicating it to his father. The crowd was hot for the dark match (I presume!); Harry won with a running powerslam and the crowd went nuts for the win. First match on Heat is Mickie James vs Melina (w/ papparazi) "Standard women's match" with lots of chops and hair pulling. Mickie won with a swinging DDT. Next up for Heat is Snitsky vs Robbie Brookside. Should be a squash.... yep, Snitsky won with a pumphandle slam. Main event is Jim Duggan & Super Crazy vs Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Decent match - Duggan was over like crazy. Shelton missed the stinger splash and was rolled up (not sure who by). And that's the Heat tapings over with! Looks like they're having Carlito's Cabana on the show... they're doing some stuff about "best signs", but of course a lot of them got confiscated at the door, so the crowd is booing like mad. Raw opens with a backstage promo with Randy Orton complaning to William Regal about Cyber Sunday. We have the opening pyro then Regal appears on the stage, and it looks like Orton's facing all three Cyber Sunday opponents NOW in singles matches. Jeff v Orton is up first... Hardy/Orton goes through a commercial break. Jeff dominates early, and Orton dropkicks Jeff from apron to floor to take us into the break (most likely). LOTS OF HEADLOCKS. Hardy makes a comeback with a neckbreaker and a Whisper in the Wind, only for Ken Kennedy to interfere and push Hardy off the top rope. RKO and Orton wins. Santino comes out with Maria; insults Birmingham, England and the Condemned. That leads to Santino vs Val Venis; squash match with Santino winning by using the ropes. Carlito backstage. More Hornswoggle stuff here, with Coachman chasing Hornswoggle... Vince is backstage with Regal, and Vince insults the Queen and so on. Next match is Ken Kennedy vs Orton. Ken Kennedy is a massive babyface in Birmingham and gets a reaction to suit that. Orton v Kennedy is "quite boring" (surprise!), and the crowd aren't into it at all. Kennedy hits his wacky Green Bay Plunge (don't know whether it was on the mat or off the top rope), but Jeff Hardy attacks Kennedy for the DQ, hitting a swanton. Shawn Michaels appears on screen and gets the loudest pop of the night. They played the Timbaland music video with all the Divas in... Andy Simmonz (British guy) is in the ring, and Vince comes out to a huge pop. They announce HHH vs Umaga for Cyber Sunday, with the first choice being a street fight, . Out comes Umaga, who destroys Simmonz in a street fight. They announce choice #2: a first blood match. Umaga gives Simmonz a few Samoan spikes, and Umaga wins the first blood match between the pair. The final choice is a cage match: we now have Umaga v Simmonz in a cage. Vince spent the series of matches calling Simmonz "HHH" (only the noses are similar). Simmonz took a lot of sick bumps to the head in the cage match - it'd be surprising if he didn't have some sort of concussion after this. Umaga won, obviously. Maria out for the kiss-cam as they change the canvas (I think there must have been lot of blood from Simmonz)... There's a skit with Coachman chasing Hornswoggle on bikes. Enter Ron Simmons, you know the rest. Jillian Hall insults Lilian Garcia and sings the Spice Girls' "Wannabe". They plug Lilian's CD, and Jillian v Candice is next. Candice wins with the Unprettier in three moves. Backstage now with Cody Rhodes. Hardcore Holly walks up to him, and Cody says he just wants respect. Holly slaps Cody, and that match is on next. Out come Highlanders to insult England... Cande and Murdoch come out for commentary as we have Brian Kendrick vs Rory McAllister. Rory wins with a slingshot suplex - dead crowd for a poor match. No Mercy recap now, followed by Rhodes v Holly (they must have aired the "UP NEXT" pre-tape a little early). But first, another series of distractions. Shawn Michaels promo saying he'll kick Randy Orton's teeth down his throat as he encourages people to vote for him at the PPV. Another Hornswoggle promo, this time in the diva's locker room, followed by "a long save_us.222 promo". Hornswoggle reaches the ring, chased by Coachman who has a box of TNT, which doesn't work. Hornswoggle goes under the ring, followed by Coachman. Hornswoggle "blows" the TNT... it was as bad as it sounded. Regal annnounces (off camera) that the post show dark match is going to be HHH vs Umaga in a street fight... Hardcore Holly beats Cody Rhodes with the Alabama Slam. Crowd was largely dead for that. Main event is up next: HBK vs Orton. Shawn doesn't look comfortable at all with his knees. Shawn wins in DQ after 5 mins - he hits an elbow off the top, but Kennedy runs in for the interference. Jeff Hardy comes out, and Raw ends with Shawn hitting sweet chin music. Credit: Wrestling Observer

[Hanso Amore]

Sounds Horrible. Debuting in England would have helped out, but alas, not to be seen on TV.

I know he wants to be more than just BullDog Junior, but its going to be the biggest help to getting him over. Now that Teddy HArt got fired, we might just have to wait for Dallas Hart to be ready for a real Hart Foundation v.2. Then they would have 3 second generations.

[SammyG]

That all sounds terrible. I just wanna see the Save_us video.

[Mooияakeя™]

Yep and hear Kennedy's pop. lol. I should have gone. I went past the arena today was queue's going for ages. But still would have liked to have gone. I think my vendetta against goign to live shows should be up, but tbh, it's not like the product is making me wanna come back to watch it...

[Londoner]

DAMN, that show sucks by the sounds of it.

[Azriel]

Yeah, seems like a pass. Ah well, enjoying the BoSox/Indians game.

"A long save" though? I have no idea what that might mean

[True Brit Grit]

It was a bit show to be fair, but for some reason, most of the crowd reactions didn't translate to TV... I've been to several before now and not known anything like it.

Harry looked good - Amusing that the arena booed the hell out of Lilian for shouting for us to get signs and banners waving - did she not notice that out of 12k people, there wasn't a single sign?

For anyone that cares... Biggest pops of the night were for Jeff Hardy, HBK, Regal, Vince and oddly, London & Kendrick... When Trips entered for the dark match and posed DX style with Shawn, the place came unglued...