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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Bring sci-fi to ECW
Yeah, so apparently the Sci-fi Channel wants more Sci-Fi themes in ECW. So suggest some.
My first thought is having Stevie Richards build a time machine and bring back current wrestlers with gimmicks from the past to fight off his enemies. Promos consist entirely of him over blue-screens of classic matches, which makes him a joke until he actually brings some guys back. Suggestions include Kane w/ mask, Diesel (played by Glen Jacobs of course,) Giant Gonzales (played by Khali,) and Ric Flair (insert old man joke here.) The angle hits a climax when Stevie facilitates Bret Hart's return and takes a live crowd "back in time" to witness the Montreal screwjob. The crowd is enraged when Bret goes on to lose the match clean. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I want to see the Who World Order feud with D-Generation Dalek.
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Spammy Certified
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does Kevin Thorn still wrestle?
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I'm nauseous
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well, there's gonna have to be a Zombie
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Boogen v Thorne for the Grail of +1 Health?
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I'm nauseous
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Maybe give Elijah Burke a ghost hunter gimmick
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Mad
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robocop.
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I am the cheese
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Fuck'n hell
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Punk vs Thorn to finally decide which is better: AD&D or D&D 3rd Edition.
Too bad RVD isn't around. He could feud with someone over whether Marvel or DC was better. Hire Chyna. Not only does she dress like Xena, but a Tranny could make for Sci Fi. |
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Planet Stasiak
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Have a father and son tag team, but they are the same age.
The son built a time machine to go and find his dad in the past to bring him to the present and form the worlds best wrestling machine. *note* There’s a team in the UK who do this and I think it’s funny as hell |
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That Festus he's from another planet right?
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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The time machine idea with the son finding his father is a good one.
![]() Mike Knox should get a Mortal Kombat-esque gimmick. Give him promos where he talks about fighting for his realm, and how our's will not be spared from his destruction. When he wins ten matches in a row, he will take over as General Manager of ECW until he is defeated. Keep Kevin Thorn and The Boogeyman around. Stevie Richards should use the time-travelling tag team son's time machine to go back in time, and perfect his craft, and then show up in the present with multiple World Title wins. The WWE can go back over history, and get rid of the Champions they don't like, and replace them with Stevie Richards. Who defeated Triple H and Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XX? No, it wasn't ______, it was Stevie Richards, winning his second World Heavyweight Title. His first came when he defeated Triple H in an Elimination Chamber at Summerslam 2003. Stevie Richards can hijack the WWE Title reigns of Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Goldberg, Brock Lesnar, etc. Just those four would give him a count of about 13. He of course steals more, and the WWE can get big feuds out of it when Richards takes the titles of a guy on the WWE roster (maybe Kane gets pissed off that his one reign is hijacked by Richards), and then when he goes over 16, and holds more World Title runs than anybody, Ric Flair can get pissed off, and Richards can be all "No, man, I left your's intact because I respect you," but that feud can turn really sour really quick, and the two can have an intense feud. |
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Paul London & Brian Kendrick should be brought over for a new ECW Tag Team Division. You have the time-travelling team, and you can have London & Kendrick, who basically play dorks. Give them a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 segment.
Also, using ECW's time machine, they should get a tag team consisting of Triple H and Shawn Michaels' "sons," who add another team to the division. I can see Nunzio with an Incredible Hulk gimmick, too. Obviously they can't make him bigger, but they could have his offence sold like crazy. Just have him find some kind of mushroom that gives him super powers. A cross between Super Mario and Pop-Eye, if you will. Elijah Burke needs to be The Black Pope, and give ghosts 4-Up the head. He can feud with John Morrison when Morrison "dies" of a drug overdose, but he claims his spirit lives on, and is eternal. Controversial during the whole drug scandal thing? Sure. But what did Eric Bischoff say again? Also, as time goes on, Morrison should start putting on pale make-up, and then eventually look completely undead, but still in the John Morrison garb. How cool would it be to see a zombie do the kicks Morrison can do? It'd be like Thriller on acid. When you want to turn Morrison face, you just have his spirit take over from the corpse of Morrison, and they can edit it on tape so that Morrison has a glow, or looks slightly transparent. He can then feud with Elijah Burke, looking to exorcise his demons. With their SmackDown! dealings, I think ECW would be pretty stupid to not put zombie Morrison and Kevin Thorn against The Undertaker and Kane. There is money in there somewhere. Alternatively, The Undertaker and Kane's characters are perfect for ECW. Maybe have them get along during SmackDown!, but there is a rift between them on ECW, which snaps them into a different reality, and they become enemies. Also, someone should get a mad scientist gimmick, and reveal technologies to enable Bret Hart's concussion cured, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's next repaired...but he withholds it, for the good of the world, because he doesn't want to mess with things. A perfect heel gimmick. I think it would work perfectly for Armando Estrada, actually, if the guy had been coming along as a wrestler enough to pull it off. |
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I am the cheese
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lol
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Get a poke on
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I'm nauseous
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You're saying that like it wouldn't be totally awesome
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Stronger. Faster. Two extra moves. John Cena 2.1.4b: The Beta |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Howaout we clone Eddie Guerrero?
Only the catch is, there are some holes in his DNA sequence due to steroid use, so we fill in missing sequences from a raptor? For extra fun, do the same with Benoit and a Wolverine. |
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Get a poke on
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In all seriousness, the only way they could have done something compelling and within the wrestling world, that also had "sci fi" appeal would be if they had Raven or Undertaker storylines on the show, booked by Heyman.
But that's not happening. |
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You can't teach that
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I saw a commercial on Sci Fi. They just need to take sci fi movies and make it a gimmick.
Ladies and Gents Mansquito. |
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He's Here
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They should bring back that Blair Witch thing Stevie and Meanie were doing.
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I'm nauseous
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I'd tap that
*edit* both of those |
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Scott Hall is the answer!
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