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Hornswaggle will probably the #1 entrant in the Royal Rumble.
Bet you. Vince's "tough love" will continue and Khali will be #2 or some shit.
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He'll then hide under the ring and be declared the winner after a double elimination finish.
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I wouldn't put it past them.
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Then Hornswoggle vs Khali - Cage match at No Way Out. Horny takes the bump off the top of the cage, with the returning Giant Gonzalez coming out through the ring.
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Get a poke on
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I really, really want to see a spot with Hornswaggle where someone literally just throws him as far as they can over the top rope. For safety purposes have someody catch him I guess, ut I think someone like Kane or Taker could get some amazing distance.
In fact, they should cancel the rumle and this year whoever can shotput Hornswaggle the furthest gets a Wrestlemania title shot. |
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President of Freedonia
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Why can they just not kill off the Hornswoggle character. Midgets in wrestling was so 1980s-early 90s
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Kill Horny? NEVER!
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They need to find another equally awesome midget to fued with Hornswaggle.
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Or there is that Hornswoggle getting thrown as far as possible suggestion. Vince should keep Hornswoggle out of the match ("It would be biased if I allowed my son to compete for a WrestleMania title shot"), and just have him run in to help Finlay. Someone could get a mark out moment out of tossing Horny. There are plenty of strong guys on the roster, but if I had to choose one, I'd go with Kane. Just because Kane killing things is fun. |
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I can see the first two entrants being total comedy.
Hornswoggle gets #1...Festus gets #2. Festus goes bezerk at the sound of the bell, chasing Horny around the ring and around the outside. Swog eventually hides under the ring until Khali or someone pulls him out and eliminates him by throwing him atop Finlay. As for Festus, he and Jesse get eliminated by someone simultaneously. Festus goes crazy at ringside, throwing things to the point where Jesse has to grab the timekeeper's bell and ring it to calm him down. |
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