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I'm not one to rip on someone for one mistake, but... *Iraq Spoilers*
The terrorists win.
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Also, looks like we see the start of the "epic" Chris Jericho vs. JBL feud. For one, this feud makes no sense. Secondly, Triple H is a bitch for crying behind Jericho's back. I still maintain that it should be Michaels vs. Jericho at WrestleMania, and anything else will lead to failure of me ordering the event. Triple Z, you don't draw. Pfft |
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He's Here
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ROFL, wow. If Vince actually came out he's in some deep shit.
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I'm also wondering if he got pissed off at the Divas match, too? I mean, only one of the guys in there is any good. Maria tries hard, and she's got a lot of sympathy going for her, but with two other abortions in the ring, she probably would not be as sympathetic. Why the WWE keeps putting Kelly Kelly and Layla El in the ring is beyond me. Haven't they proved with their last three horrible matches that they're not ready? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Man, they fucked up in front of the one audience that will still cheer for WWE. Hell, extended tours in Iraq, and I'd cheer for Shadow in a thong.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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But the Swanton was probably because og Jet Lag. You know, you fly halfway around the world, it's bound to take its toll.
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I guess it's an alright sign that Vince didn't order Carlito to pin Jeff Hardy after the finish. Jeff still got to win. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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....And then there's the plane ride.
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Bent his wookie
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Jet lag, i smoked that kinda of pot once, real stron.....OH, you mean the plane ride kinda jet lag....right
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I wouldn't assume this is anything more than a single botched move until given more evidence.
...But it's fun to make Hardy jokes. |
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Waiting for this guy
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Looking at the match report Vince was out there already probably. Its not like Jeff and Carlitto wouldn't have finished the match a few seconds later with Jeff getting the win. Left to their own devices I'm sure they would have just done another spot and finished the match. The only reason I see for Vince to interfere is if he was out there already.
That said, if this depushes Hardy, I'll be gutted. I mean think about it, he is one of the few wrestlers that the fans have decided to cheer for themselves. He wasn't exactly being majorly pushed to get where he is, he just suddenly became fan favorite. If Vince kills his push because of one mistake (Ok I admit I don't go to any non-televised events so he could make loads there) thats just silly. I mean he lets the Diva's wrestle and they suck with a few notable exceptions, Mickie James, Beth Pheonix, Victoria, Melina (recently), and Molly Holly (yeah I know). |
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Waiting for this guy
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Also its only for a title shot, not the title itself, so please Vince, let Jeff Hardy win.
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Smitten for Kittens
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Also, it's a fucking swanton. I'm sure it's possible to just miss sometimes.
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As I said, it is probably jet lag, and I'd normally give Jeff Hardy the benefit of the doubt, it's just funny that it happens the boss has to come out, order them to completely stage a finish to cover up a guy's mistake just as he is about to reach main event status. As KK said, it's fun to make Jeff jokes. I just hope it wasn't because he found a General's stash, or something, or that it gets in his head. There is no other botch evidence against Hardy at the moment, but I am going to be half-cringing already when he comes out for that Ladder Match on RAW. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh, wait.
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I remember after a flight from Singapore back to the US, I got jet lag. It was Independece day and I was hanging out with my friends and as I went to sit on a chair, my head started spining and I just fell on the ground face first. I wasn't drunk for the record. Even God makes mistakes whereas Jeff is a mortal. But Vince telling carlito to lay down and re shoot the swanton bomb was retarded.
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Why does JBL keep interfering in matches and clotheslining the faces? Do I smell the return of JBL or is that me?
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Why do they keep carlito around? Just to ruin his name?
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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It was a windy day in Iraq...The wind must of blew him off course.
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So the dx return wasn't one night only after all then!
Also LOL@that jeff/carlito match. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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"Ask him!"
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How do you miss a Swanton Bomb? You've got like your whole body to hit the guy with. It's not like missing a SSP - that's understandable what with the backwards rotation while going forward. But the Swanton is basically just a front flip off the top rope.
I'm guessing that report was just poorly written and that Carlito rolled out of the way when he wasn't supposed to. Otherwise, Jeff Hardy is an idiot. |
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He's Here
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I wouldn't be surprised if Carlito rolled away slightly, you have to remember that he is fairly disgruntled with WWE right now even if he is apparently staying with them. Hell, people are saying maybe Jeff missed due to jet lag, maybe Carlito rolled out because he forgot the spot due to his own jet lag.
We should give both the benefit of the doubt until the whole story is known. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It's still funny as fuck, but..... |
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Although, thinking about it now, Vince could be 'punishing' Carlito for not getting the job done against Hornswoggle and told Jeff (in kayfabe) to do it again (assuming it's not a complete over/undershot like the report is suggesting)...
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I'm sure it was all meant to happen the way it did....come on.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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The guy isn't allowed to make one mistake? Jesus. I can't even remember the last time he botched that move.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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To be honest, it's unsurprising that there would be such a burden on the guy who's had a tendency to flake out and act unprofessionally because of a history of drugs. |
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Yeah. I'd love to see videos of accurate swantons from everybody that says it's easy.
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![]() How many? It's much easier to find a video of a Swanton performed correctly than one that's terribly botched. Find me videos of ones that are botched, since it is so hard to do. I still maintain that the Swanton would be one of the easier top rope moves to hit. Jeff Hardy is what, a little under 6'0? That's about the distance he had to somewhat connect with the move. For Jeff to completely miss? I dunno, it doesn't seem right to me. As KK said, shit like this happens. Cena fucked up a hip toss, Chavo got injured off an arm drag, but still...you're making the Swanton sound like a Phoenix Splash. It's not, it's a front flip. And Xero is right, given his reputation, it's not like Jeff Hardy is Paul London botching the London Calling for the first time. As I said, I'm not trying to ride Jeff Hardy into the ground, I'm just saying...Jeff Hardy is not the guy to make one mistake. He's a builder of them. Originally, I thought Carlito may have had something to do with the spot, because he is disgruntled and all that, but the way it is written kind of eliminates that possibility, at least as a likely scenario. If Carlito rolled out of the way, it wouldn't have been "hilarious." To me, it sounds like Jeff overjumped, or underjumped, or just fucked up in general. I can't really imagine how he did it, but it probably happened. Also, Vince interrupting would not have been as likely if Carlito had rolled out of the way. He might not have been aware it was supposed to be the finish, or he might have given more time for them to re-work the spot, so that the company isn't embarrassed in front the troops. Jeff Hardy fucking up makes the most sense in the way Vince gets pissed off and gives Jeff another take. There isn't anything else I've seen going around about this, so I'd say Jeff is safe and clear. Last edited by Mr. Nerfect; 12-09-2007 at 03:43 AM. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You asked for videos of the move performed correctly. Go look up YouTube. If you meant to say "I'd like to see you do it," my retort is that I could actually do it. I'm an agile guy myself, so I can flip forward a few degrees. And if you meant "I'd like to see you do it," then you should have just said it.
And your point was that you "can't imagine how it went wrong." You made it out that the move is really easy to fuck up. It really isn't. |
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