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Pelvic Sorcerer
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An open letter to TNA about gimmick matches
To Whom it may concern at TNA,
What the fuck, do you have any idea what gimmick matches are for? They are to add extra drama to a match. It is saying that the wrestler involed have such a rivalary, that a normal singles or tag team match just cannot hold them. That being said singles matches and tag matches (to a lesser extent) should be the bread and butter of the company. Of course, you are TNA and you are retarded so you have like 4 shows a year that are nothing but gimmick matches. And every show you do run has at least 2 gimmick matches per show. By having so many gimmick matches, they lose their luster. The go from making a match a "must see" event to a "meh they will be doing something crazier next week, I'll catch it then if at all" event. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Does anyone want to print this letter and address it to the source of the problem... Mr Vincent Russo C/O TNA
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Yeah, you should do that. I also wanted to explain what each match should be accomplishing. Like a cage match is for when with the 2 can't be held in the ring so the put up a cage around the ring to protect everyone else, or the heel keeps having people run in for him and protect him so they put up a cage to keep everyone out. No so they can just have a regular clusterfuck match where the cage has christmas lights. I didn't because it would take forever and everyone here kinda knows that stuff.
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The Great Pink Hope
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It didn't help the cause when they introduced the Lockdown PPV. I guess this is one of the reasons why people are convinced TNA is the new WCW. WCW sacraficed big moments in their history in the pursuit of short term victory in the ratings war, and blew so many opportunities to develop long term programs that would have drawn money over a longer period of time.
TNA is the same. I swear that sometimes they're preoccupied with attracting viewers with promises of big cage matches and ultimate x spot fests, that they forget, as you said, the purpose of gimmick matches. They should be looking at building interests in feuds, characters and angles and climaxing with a money shot when they put said wrestlers in a gimmick match situation. As Mick Foley wrote in Have a Nice Day - break a few tables when people care about you |
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I'm actually not opposed to the concept of Lockdown. I am opposed to them doing things to then take cage matches further. If you can't do a show with straight cage matches, then don't attempt it. While what BDC said about the cage match is true, it's not like the programs are thrown together (well, in TNA they are), but they don't need to be that way. Lockdown has traditionally been a good PPV for TNA, I believe.
The Ultimate X does not bother me, either. It feels more like an athletic display than a grudge match "feud ender". Ladder Matches should remain reserved, though. And TNA certainly does not hold back on the gimmicks. I'd send that letter. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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That is something WWE does well. They have certain ppv build around a gimmick match, Royal Rumble and Surivoir Series. But a good majority of the fueds build to a big match that isn't even a gimmick match. So when they do break out a ladder match, it means something. That and it is just that a ladder match, with not a ton of extra silly stipulations like that first 3.46 people to get to the ring are actaully in the match.
Another thing TNA needs to get, is that once someone has won a # 1 contenders match, that person is the #1 contender. And the #1 contender should be focused on beating the champion and not having to worry if Scott Stiener is going to beat him up, so Jim Cornette comes out, shits a brick then puts them in a match with Stiener having to defend the #1 contdnership they just won for no reason other than a roided out freak desided to jump them. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Also, the ladder matches in TNA are more of step stool matches. When you only have to climb to rungs to put you fingers on the object, you need to raise the object a little higher. If Nash's or Matt Morgan's head is bumbing into the object, raise it up, just a bit. |
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I agree with you. I don't find the concept of the Reverse Battle Royal as retarded as most. I disagree with the name, however. It's more a "first in, first served Battle Royal." What TNA would be better off doing, however, is building up the Battle Royal in weeks leading up to it, and do qualifying matches, instead of just throwing everything at the wall one night.
Build is definitely important to most gimmick matches, and TNA does not get that. They also don't know when enough is enough. Feast or Fired was a decent concept. It's basically Money in the Bank, but with each Championship being represented. Awesome. I don't like the idea of someone being fired, though. Why would a winner of the match get fired? It's stupid. Replace the fired briefcase with the other half of the TNA World Tag Team Title shot, so that you can get a potential mismatched team going for the belts. There's drama in that. What they had Jim Cornette and Matt Morgan do the following week was crappy, though. "Deal or No Deal?" What the fuck was that? The guys that won the match should win the match. Steiner swapped his briefcase, and I have to ask just what the point was? Pointless stirring of the dirt in the bottom of the water. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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You might be right about the Ultimate X... but the cage match should be sacred.
Lockdown takes the cage match too far because by the end of the evening, the crowd has habitualised to the concept, meaning that the bookers need to introduce further stipulations such as an electrified cage, or doing insane spots from the cage such as an Elix Skipper huricana from the top. Thankfully, what has saved TNA so far is that they haven't yet regressed and tried to use a cage as a climax to a feud, because then the crowd wouldn't give a shit because they had a whole card of cage matches a couple of months ago. However, they are going to have to continue to raise the bar now because a cage match isn't enough. And that can only lead to one thing... Triple deck cages and Viagra on a pole matches. Sounds familiar? Last edited by Chavo Classic; 12-21-2007 at 10:51 AM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I think a better question is why not just fucking open the breif cases at the end of ppv, or at very least, start the next show with it. Not this trade them around, bullshit over 2 weeks.
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The WWE is also starting to slip up with their Hell in a Cell Matches, too. They've always been somewhat spotty with that. But DX vs. Big Show, Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon? I remember when they were going to throw the match into Cyber Sunday just for the hell of it. There was hardly any build-up to Triple H vs. Randy Orton at all. And while there was for The Undertaker and Batista, that they were opponents in a regular Triple Threat Match a month later is not a great sign. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Those q-tip things were great. There was this 'Shadow' guy with scary-ass eyes on UK Gladiators who always pwnd the contestants in that event.
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The Great Pink Hope
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The very fact that they've introduced both the Hell in the Cell and the Elimiation Chamber in the last ten years shows that the WWE is also guilty of this. I even believe that Mick Foley ruined the HIAC matches when he took that dive because every match-up afterwards would be a disappointment. However, TNA should be criticised more because it's trying to use gimmick matches to attract a fan-base. That's what it's doing wrong, and that's why it gets me hot to see PPVs like Lockdown because they've basically blown their load in just 3 hours, and the average casual fan isn't going to give a shit about the next iMPACT. Hell, if a girl gives you a blowjob on your first date, how pissed are you going to be when she gives you a kiss on your second date, and only ever gives handjobs on special occassions? |
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It partially bothers me that they're going to throw away the next Elimination Chamber at No Way Out to decide a challenger for a World Championship at WrestleMania. First of all, that match actually outshines the Royal Rumble, in my opinion. I mean, sure the Rumble is always great, but the appeal of the Rumble and Chamber is the same, in a weird sort of way. A large number of guys eliminating each other, only one is over the top rope, and another is pinfall or submission in a giant steel structure. They're way better off just telling a story with their second World Title match, or even doing what they did with Eddie Guerrero in 2004, and do a 20-man Rumble on TV after the big Rumble, using talent from one brand exclusively. The Elimination Chamber should be saved for after WrestleMania, where in my dream world, the WWE Title scene would involve Chris Jericho, John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, Finlay and Umaga. Within those six guys, you could build up a lot of stories and a lot of history. And most importantly, there is nothing past the Elimination Chamber, the winner is it. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I could do with out the Chamber.
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The only thing wrong with your analogy, though, Chavo, is that an electrified cage match or Hardcore Chamber of Blood Match (or whatever the fuck they called it) is nowhere near as good as a blowjob. A blowjob is more like a fine singles match with perfect psychology and finese. And tongue, I suppose.
However, it is like that enough that TNA is "asking for it" and Jeff Jarrett will be screaming "no means no!" But then Vince Russo would have to go find a way to have no "swerve us all," and no will be revealed to be a yes. Which I believe would be a face turn for it, rather than the usual "I'm with this guy!" heel turn. Last edited by Mr. Nerfect; 12-21-2007 at 11:19 AM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Noid, that was the gayest thing I've ever read ever. You sicken me. I was just about to not hate you then you say soemthing like that.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Anyway, the saving grace so far is that they haven't come to the ends of the limits they can opt to push. They'll continue until they've run out of limits to push, and the fanbase will be so desensitised it won't matter what they do at that point. And, of course, that's more or less where you're going. Eventually, they will run out of "shock" and jump to "stupid" in hopes that we won't notice the difference. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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What bothers me about the Chamber at NWO, is that they shouldn't have to resort to the match to attract buys. Anticipation for Wrestlemania should be at fever pitch, and if creative were any good at their job, people would be buying the event regardless.
However, my favourite pre-mania PPVs were St Valentines Day Massacre and No Way Out 2000, which of course, involved Cage and HIAC matches respectively. So make of that what you want. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Although that's a joke, it's not far off the point. TNA's main audience are casual viewers, and they continue to fail to maintain their interest. As a result, there's such a large turnover that I'd be surprised if any fans do watch for more than 3 months.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Another thing, if TNA want to be a gimmick match promotion, what is the point of hiring the Kurt Angles and Booker T? You can get a bunch of indy wrestlers at a fraction of the cost to kill themselves in those matchs. Wait, they do have bunch of indy wrestler to do just that. Why are they throwing money down the drain for Angle and Booker T again?
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I was thinking that the WWE does the same thing to a lesser extent. But good points all around. Tho I could do without 'Noid elaborating upon a blow job. Don't ever use that in an analogical sense again. kthnxbye
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And then totally miss any other element of why. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I understand the safety elements of it, and I understand that they couldn't go much further. But they kept upping the ante without regard to the effective "House limit" and then they stopped. No high risk moves, saving the big stuff for special occasions, it all makes sense. It just doesn't necessarily make the fanbase happy to get to the end of a slasher movie and find the last reel is actually from "Elmo in Grouchland." |
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The Great Pink Hope
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To me, the Chamber at No Way Out does something to put both title matches on even terms. For the last several years one title challenger wsa the Rumble winner, and the other was basically arbitrarily decided upon. So one challenger overcame 30 men at a Big 4 PPV with two decades of history, and the other guy got his chance by some random crap that happened on a regular TV episode. Honestly, the Elimination Chamber idea also serves to place greater value on the Rumble match, because if you can't win that, then your only chance for real Wrestlemania glory is to beat five other guys in some big fucking metal construction thingy. Shit, you technically could win a Rumble almost by accident, who wants to have an Elimination Chamber as a setup for Wrestlemania?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Darth raise an excellent point about maina
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The Great Pink Hope
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Very true! Lets hope they book a strong Chamber match now.
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Very true! Lets hope they book a strong Chamber match now.
Yeah, im hyped about that now, they better do it that way. |
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There's no Cena for the Rumble winner to backseat to this year, so...
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I guess it's true what they say, you really do need " " next to everything you don't intend to be taken seriously.
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