I just felt like "slashing" out a post on the TV/Movie "Gore"-um... *cue Cryptkeeper*

**My Final Heaven** · 12-27-2007, 05:11 PM

For X-mas this year, I got 2 seasons of Tales from the Crypt. Been watching it for the last 2 days, and all I can say is GOD, THIS WAS AN AWESOME SERIES! It used to come on broadcast tv at like, 2 in the morning back when I was 12, and I would wake up in the middle of the night to watch it

I have so many episodes that I can recall vividly 15 years later, it's not even funny. Some of my faves:

Loved to Death: Not the strongest all around, but this one stuck with me for some reason. Mariel Hemingway was far from likable, but she did look quite yummy topless, i must say.

Four-sided Triangle: Great Children of the Corn style vibe, and Patricia Arquette before Medium or even True Romance was a plus.

Three's a Crowd: There wasn't much gore or violence at all, but this thing had one of the sickest gut-punch endings I've ever seen.

aaaannnndddd...
Split Second: My personal #1 fav episode of the series. Brion James is perfect as the ignorant asshole that he's best at, and Michelle Johnson is just as good as the conniving bitchy wife who really gets what she deserves.

So yeah, discuss the greatness of The Cryptkeeper, or any eps that you remember.

12-27-2007, 05:11 PM	#1
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	I just felt like "slashing" out a post on the TV/Movie "Gore"-um... cue Cryptkeeper For X-mas this year, I got 2 seasons of Tales from the Crypt. Been watching it for the last 2 days, and all I can say is GOD, THIS WAS AN AWESOME SERIES! It used to come on broadcast tv at like, 2 in the morning back when I was 12, and I would wake up in the middle of the night to watch it I have so many episodes that I can recall vividly 15 years later, it's not even funny. Some of my faves: Loved to Death: Not the strongest all around, but this one stuck with me for some reason. Mariel Hemingway was far from likable, but she did look quite yummy topless, i must say. Four-sided Triangle: Great Children of the Corn style vibe, and Patricia Arquette before Medium or even True Romance was a plus. Three's a Crowd: There wasn't much gore or violence at all, but this thing had one of the sickest gut-punch endings I've ever seen. aaaannnndddd... Split Second: My personal #1 fav episode of the series. Brion James is perfect as the ignorant asshole that he's best at, and Michelle Johnson is just as good as the conniving bitchy wife who really gets what she deserves. So yeah, discuss the greatness of The Cryptkeeper, or any eps that you remember. Last edited by My Final Heaven; 12-27-2007 at 05:29 PM.