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Old 01-23-2008, 12:51 AM   #1
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Sweeney Todd.
Me and a buddy of mine were bored after....CHURCH (dun dun dun) today, so we went to see Sweeney Todd, never heard of it before, and it was rated R, so I suggested we go see it hoping for all out ass kickings because it was rated R.

A fucking musical? Only good parts were Sacha Baron Cohen and Marla Singer from Fight Club, other than that? The fuck? Who booked that shit? We walked out halfway through. Seriously....if I directe the movie I would have had sometihng like.....

Johnny Depp(Holding the knife): This is my best frieeeeeeend.
Marla: This is your friiiiiiiiiiiiend.
Depp: I will kill with my frieeeeeeeends he is my treeeeeeeeend.
Marla: Don't kill with your friiiiiiiiiiiend it is not your treeeeeeeend.
Depp: What the fuck am I saaaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiiiing this movie suuuuuuuucks.
Marlaa: That is your friiiiiiiiiiiend don't kill and beeeeeeeend.
(Depp kills himself)

Seriously, when I make a movie and if I end up doing a musical its gonn abe like this.....

Depp: What will I dooooo?
*Man wlaks by*
Johnny Depp beats his face in with a frying pan.
Man: Owwww why did you do that? That really hurt?
Depp: TAKE THIS BITCH!
Depp smacks his face with a chipper shredder. Bruce Lee walks by and jumpkicks Depp.
Lee: Ha-Ha-Ha! I am the king! Bow to me, I am the kiiiiiiing!
Lee stomps Depp then gets shot in the face by Rambo.
Rambo: I-uhhhh Doooonoth likethh youuuuuu you thuuuuuck like threwwwww..
Rambo gets impaled by Jason Voorhees.
Jason: ............................
Jason gets blown away by Freddy Cruegar.
Freddy: HaHaHa! Freddy enters the race with a dark violent pace everytime I kill, I just want your blood to SPILL!
Freddy gets sucked under the earth by tremors.

Seriously, MAJOR ASS KICKING RIGHT THERE! GROUND AND FUCKING POUND!

But I wouldnt do a parody of other movies, it would be original.
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:03 AM   #2
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You didnt know it was a musical? That was the big thing about the movie...
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:52 PM   #6
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Watch the movie, it was amazing. It being a musical does not take away from it being a kick ass movie.
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Do you go to church every day?
Every Tuesday for a bible study. I go twice on Sunday, once on Monday until March cause I'm in a church play.

And to make make matters worse, the play I'm in is a fucking musical.
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