Ravings of a Homeless Wrestling Fan

[Afterlife]

My uncle recently moved in with my family after spending the last 8 years living on the streets and beaches of Miami, Florida. He doesn't seem mentally unstable, or anything, I think he just has no work ethic. THe thing is, he's a wrestling fan, but he seems a little delirious. These are the three things he claims and/or believes that really stuck out:

1: Kane and Undertaker are really brothers. I can see how a casual viewer or serious mark might believe this, as they do look about as similar as their respective characters could.

2: The Big Show is the son of -- that's right! Andre the Giant. Again, someone who doesn't know what he's talking about might look at him and make that assumption whilst passing by an appliance store with WWE on the display tv. But to be a fan and think that? I dunno.

3: The original Ultimate Warrior is dead, and the last incarnation of the Ultimate Warrior was actually his brother. I remember hearing this for a time when I was in grade school, but I passed it off as both garbage and "who cares" back then. ANd here's a guy who thinks it's true to this day.

I really have no reason to post this -- I just can't tell him he's wrong because he's stubborn as shit and won't listen if you try to correct him on anything -- and he wonders why he was homeless. Anyway, if there are any explanations as to why or how that Warrior rumor got started, I'd love to hear it. Any logical reasoning I can use to shut him up would be much appreciated. He may not accept it, but I'll feel better.