TPWW Forums  

Go Back   TPWW Forums > w r e s t l i n g > wrestling forum
Reload this Page WWE wrestlers have to piss like retards now
Register Members List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #1
Dorkchop
facebook.com/bloquemen
 
Posts: 5,452
Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
WWE wrestlers have to piss like retards now
From the headlines section:

Quote:
According to a new report by PWInsider, WWE wrestlers who underwent drug testing as part of the company's Wellness Policy this week were confronted with more rigorous testing conditions.

For those unaware, past tests saw wrestlers urinate into a vial at a urinal, but starting this past week male performers were required to provide a sample in full view of those representing Aegis Science (the firm that tests WWE's urine samples). Wrestlers, both male and female, were also required to drop their pants at least down to their knees and pull their shirts up above their nipples.

These new testing procedures were believed to be adapted to help prevent talent from taking advantage of the procedures by using cheating devices. The word making the rounds among WWE wrestlers was that an incident had sparked the more strict testing procedures, but no one is reportedly quite sure what that situation entailed or if was something that never happened to begin with.

Either way, the belief at this point is that at least one WWE developmental talent who has since been released by the company had been caught trying to cheat when giving a urine sample. However, considering nothing could be confirmed at this time it is simply being regarded as a "story making the rounds" among talent. Whether it was based on a fact or a rumor, it was serious enough to cause changes in the testing procedures for all talent.
I had a few handicapped kids in my elementary school, and they all peed like that.

Does anyone give a crap about the wellness policy? I don't. The idea behind it would be great if WWE didn't implement it for the wrong reasons. I'd rather no one be on roids, but who really gives a shit? It's a fake sport. Something does need to be done. Too many people are dying too young.
Dorkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:19 AM   #2
Dorkchop
facebook.com/bloquemen
 
Posts: 5,452
Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
No........... No. Victoria, your shirt has to be pulled up to your nipples. Yeah that's right
Dorkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:40 AM   #3
Mr. JL
 
Posts: 4,834
Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)Mr. JL is good (20,000+)
Sounds ridiculous.

Professional Wrestling is fake. It's like drug testing circus performers or stunt doubles in movies.

If these grown men and women (who make thousands/sometimes millions of dollars, have homes, wives and children) cannot take care of themselves and make wise choices for the betterment of their own health... then maybe they deserve to die young.
Mr. JL is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:42 AM   #4
The Naitch
RAPTURE READY.
 
The Naitch's Avatar
 
Posts: 31,936
The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Naitch got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
this is a terrible week for wrestling
The Naitch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:54 AM   #5
Jura
▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
 
Jura's Avatar
 
Posts: 16,011
Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Jura makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
BRB. I'm gonna go get a job at Aegis Science.
Jura is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 03:01 AM   #6
Mercury Bullet
The Year of the Bullet
 
Mercury Bullet's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,259
Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Mercury Bullet puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
Pfft I had to take a drug test like this to work at freakin' TARGET once...
Mercury Bullet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 04:33 AM   #7
Indifferent Clox
emerge
 
Indifferent Clox's Avatar
 
Posts: 16,710
Indifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be bannedIndifferent Clox should probably be banned
Did you then ROID Rage when you didn't get the job and put a crossface on the HR guy?
Indifferent Clox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 06:21 AM   #8
Afterlife
So fucking sexy.
 
Afterlife's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,100
Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
I would have major issues with this. I don't use drugs, but this is ridiculous. I don't let people watch me piss -- can anyone say "sexual harassment"? If there's one thing the world should have learned from South Park, it's that saying "The ends justify the means" is an incredibly bullshit theory. It's one thing to act like you suspect everyone you hire of being a drug addict; it's another thing to act like fucking Hitler.
Afterlife is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 06:28 AM   #9
Rob
Part time poster
 
Rob's Avatar
 
Posts: 22,963
Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop View Post
No........... No. Victoria, your shirt has to be pulled up to your nipples. Yeah that's right
I need to get a job there.
Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:21 AM   #10
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. JL View Post
Sounds ridiculous.

Professional Wrestling is fake. It's like drug testing circus performers or stunt doubles in movies.

If these grown men and women (who make thousands/sometimes millions of dollars, have homes, wives and children) cannot take care of themselves and make wise choices for the betterment of their own health... then maybe they deserve to die young.
On the other hand, Circuses and even the stunt workers' unions aren't publically traded companies.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Afterlife View Post
I would have major issues with this. I don't use drugs, but this is ridiculous. I don't let people watch me piss -- can anyone say "sexual harassment"? If there's one thing the world should have learned from South Park, it's that saying "The ends justify the means" is an incredibly bullshit theory. It's one thing to act like you suspect everyone you hire of being a drug addict; it's another thing to act like fucking Hitler.

LOL sexual harrassment.

LOL Hitler.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:34 AM   #11
Rob
Part time poster
 
Rob's Avatar
 
Posts: 22,963
Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Rob has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. JL View Post
Sounds ridiculous.

Professional Wrestling is fake. It's like drug testing circus performers or stunt doubles in movies.

If these grown men and women (who make thousands/sometimes millions of dollars, have homes, wives and children) cannot take care of themselves and make wise choices for the betterment of their own health... then maybe they deserve to die young.
1 - If circus performers and stunt doubles were dropping like flies from drug deaths, they should be tested.

2 - Deserve to die? Tell their wives and kids that.
Rob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:57 AM   #12
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Could anybody actually piss in that condition?

It must be working. When I saw Big Dave and HHH at backlash, I thought I turn the widescreen option off on my TV.

And nobody seems to have died recently, apart from Jeff HARVEY's dog, of course.
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 08:18 AM   #13
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabien Barthez View Post
And nobody seems to have died recently, apart from Jeff HARVEY's dog, of course.



I'm not laughing at the bit about Jeff's dog. Just the whole "Nobody seems to have died recently." I do very much hope you were joking about that correlation.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 08:29 AM   #14
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Should I edit in some roll eyes, just so your in no doubt, KK?

Or how about the shifties?
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 08:41 AM   #15
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Can never be too sure, with some of your more recent comments.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 08:52 AM   #16
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Pot and Kettle, you cheeky bastard.
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 09:16 AM   #17
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
You can say that, but really, the difference is when I say it, it's true.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 09:33 AM   #18
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight View Post
You can say that, but really, the difference is this is generally the way I win an argument.
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 10:00 AM   #19
FourFifty
As over as Crystal Pepsi
 
FourFifty's Avatar
 
Posts: 21,639
FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
I watched the WCCW dvd last night. This really changed my mind when it comes to drug tests and the wellness program. I should be taking Test's side of the argument here and say that since it's not a sport it shouldn't matter. However, now that I know a little bit more about what drugs can do for a company, and a family, I'm all for any kind of drug testing the WWE wants to do.

With that in mind, I hope they're testing the writer's also.
And why the hell do the shirts have to be above the nipples?

FREEBIRDS RULE!!!!!!!!!
FourFifty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 10:29 AM   #20
Xero
He's Here
 
Xero's Avatar
 
Posts: 60,735
Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop View Post
Does anyone give a crap about the wellness policy? I don't. The idea behind it would be great if WWE didn't implement it for the wrong reasons. I'd rather no one be on roids, but who really gives a shit?
You do realize that they don't only test for roids but also drugs and pain killers, right?

While roids aren't as big of a concern, the fact that the lifestyle tends to lead to drugs and painkillers pretty much warrents the tests.

The procedure may sound retarded (though it's smart from a piss-smuggling stand point), and the real tests may have started because of public pressure, but it's for the best.
Xero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 11:37 AM   #21
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Fabe, Fabe, Fabe...I usually "win arguments" because the other guy says something stupid or ridiculous, like changing my argument to one where I affirmatively state what the future Metallica record will sound like.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 View Post
You do realize that they don't only test for roids but also drugs and pain killers, right?

While roids aren't as big of a concern, the fact that the lifestyle tends to lead to drugs and painkillers pretty much warrents the tests.

The procedure may sound retarded (though it's smart from a piss-smuggling stand point), and the real tests may have started because of public pressure, but it's for the best.

Drugs aren't necessarily a concern because of the business. The type of people who tend towards wrestling tend to have addictive personalities. Lumping a bunch of those people into the same lockerroom and then letting them go on their merry is certainly a bad idea, but wrestling doesn't necessarily cause it. Nor do we see the rate of painkiller addiction in other sports.

However, again, when you have a culture or subculture that tends towards addiction, and you're a publically traded company, you're a moron if you don't take this shit seriously. That's why Vince and company were up before Congress. They lied to their shareholders. They lied to the feds. And now they've got to defend themselves. It won't happen, but Vince could lose virtually everything because of the shit he's been pulling.

And you're right. It makes sense from a piss smuggling perspective. And since this is a new policy, I have to wonder how many people have been caught trying to fake the tests. In other words, maybe the wrestlers brought it on themselves? Hard to believe that when a fifth of the roster are on masking agents and getting drugs from shady mail-order pharmacies that they can't be trusted, but maybe...Just maybe...There's a legit reason behind this?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 11:50 AM   #22
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight View Post
Fabe, Fabe, Fabe...I usually "win arguments" because the other guy says something stupid or ridiculous, like changing my argument to one where I affirmatively state what the future Metallica record will sound like.

OMG!!!

You can't take any ribbing at all!

I imagine you saying all this stuff like Cartman in the Warcraft episode. When he is instructing the others what to do.
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:52 PM   #23
El Fangel
ELF ANGEL
 
El Fangel's Avatar
 
Posts: 39,476
El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabien Barthez View Post
OMG!!!

You can't take any ribbing at all!

I imagine you saying all this stuff like Cartman in the Warcraft episode. When he is instructing the others what to do.
Ok, Its creepy enough that I am watching it, but I find it so fucking creepy, that as you said that, the dude who plays the n00b killer showed up on the screen.
El Fangel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 01:59 PM   #24
The Show Off
Total Non-Stop Apologist
 
The Show Off's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,430
The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Afterlife View Post
I would have major issues with this. I don't use drugs, but this is ridiculous. I don't let people watch me piss -- can anyone say "sexual harassment"? If there's one thing the world should have learned from South Park, it's that saying "The ends justify the means" is an incredibly bullshit theory. It's one thing to act like you suspect everyone you hire of being a drug addict; it's another thing to act like fucking Hitler.
I agree with everything you said until you invoked the name of Hitler... In the world of argument invoking the name of Hitler means you automaticlly lose.
The Show Off is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:02 PM   #25
Savio
Spammy Certified
 
Savio's Avatar
 
Posts: 46,114
Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Savio makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Sounds perverted.....like slim implemented it.
Savio is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:17 PM   #26
Dorkchop
facebook.com/bloquemen
 
Posts: 5,452
Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Dorkchop puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 View Post
You do realize that they don't only test for roids but also drugs and pain killers, right?

While roids aren't as big of a concern, the fact that the lifestyle tends to lead to drugs and painkillers pretty much warrents the tests.

The procedure may sound retarded (though it's smart from a piss-smuggling stand point), and the real tests may have started because of public pressure, but it's for the best.
I do realize that, but all the media cares about are roids. It's the first illegal substance you think of when wrestling is mentioned. Posting this thread was one of the last things I did before I went to bed so I was very brief. Painkillers and other drugs are a serious issue in pro wrestling. Just look how messed up Kurt Angle was in 2005.

I always think of Batista when I hear about the wellness policy for some reason. How has he not been suspended yet?

Even if they only started this because the media was on their ass, I hope WWE can continue this and change the business for the better.
Dorkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:19 PM   #27
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabien Barthez View Post
OMG!!!

You can't take any ribbing at all!

I imagine you saying all this stuff like Cartman in the Warcraft episode. When he is instructing the others what to do.
Whatever helps you cope, I guess....
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:22 PM   #28
Theo Dious
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
 
Theo Dious's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,340
Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. JL View Post
Sounds ridiculous.

Professional Wrestling is fake. It's like drug testing circus performers or stunt doubles in movies.
Circus Owner: I'm sorry, you've tested positive for steroids.
Circus Midget:
Theo Dious is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:26 PM   #29
Theo Dious
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
 
Theo Dious's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,340
Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)Theo Dious got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob View Post
1 - If circus performers and stunt doubles were dropping like flies from drug deaths, they should be tested.
And what about the FLEAS that are dropping dead n the circus? Nobody seems to care about them!!!
Theo Dious is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:26 PM   #30
El Fangel
ELF ANGEL
 
El Fangel's Avatar
 
Posts: 39,476
El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)El Fangel makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthTedious View Post
Circus Owner: I'm sorry, you've tested positive for steroids.
Circus Midget:
El Fangel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 02:28 PM   #31
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop View Post
I do realize that, but all the media cares about are roids.
False.

Quote:
It's the first illegal substance you think of when wrestling is mentioned.
It's the first illegal substance you think of when wrestling is mentioned? Perhaps this isn't a problem with the media....

And FFS, when guys like Chavo and the Hurricane are juicing, maybe there's a reason you think "steroids" when you think "wrestling."

If Benoit's bizarre murder/murder/suicide had the symptoms of another drug, they would have pursued it. Well, not Fox, because they don't care about things like "reporting," but the facts really did point to steroids.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:30 PM   #32
Vastardikai
Taller than Adam Cole
 
Vastardikai's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,876
Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop View Post
I always think of Batista when I hear about the wellness policy for some reason. How has he not been suspended yet?


It was either this or the picture of it...

I didn't want to cause mental scarring.
Vastardikai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:37 PM   #33
Xero
He's Here
 
Xero's Avatar
 
Posts: 60,735
Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop View Post
I always think of Batista when I hear about the wellness policy for some reason. How has he not been suspended yet?
A lot of them have "legal" *wink, wink* prescriptions. That goes for painkillers too.

Which is another problem with their testing. I believe the MLB does allow prescriptions, but I think there is a certain number that they can't exceed in the testing and WWE is at least twice, maybe more than that number.
Xero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 07:40 PM   #34
Vastardikai
Taller than Adam Cole
 
Vastardikai's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,876
Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Also, I wouldn't Doubt that Dave tested under an assumed name, like Gregory Helms.

Vastardikai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2008, 08:08 PM   #35
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 View Post
A lot of them have "legal" *wink, wink* prescriptions. That goes for painkillers too.

Which is another problem with their testing. I believe the MLB does allow prescriptions, but I think there is a certain number that they can't exceed in the testing and WWE is at least twice, maybe more than that number.
WWE's number is outrageously high, at least for steroids. I don't remember it offhand. I don't know their theshold for other drugs, either.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2008, 12:45 AM   #36
Afterlife
So fucking sexy.
 
Afterlife's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,100
Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Show Off View Post
I agree with everything you said until you invoked the name of Hitler... In the world of argument invoking the name of Hitler means you automaticlly lose.
In a literal sense, perhaps. But lunatic tyranny is lunatic tyranny. If you've got a problem with an individual, you deal with the individual as you see fit; you do not start treating all of your people like they're less than human.

I apologize if my hyperbole of Hitler led you to disregard my point, but this kind of authoritative recklessness really infuriates me.
Afterlife is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2008, 06:46 AM   #37
Fabien Barthez
Spliff & A Brew
 
Fabien Barthez's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,754
Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)Fabien Barthez is good (20,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen Angel View Post
Ok, Its creepy enough that I am watching it, but I find it so fucking creepy, that as you said that, the dude who plays the n00b killer showed up on the screen.
If you shut your curtains, this 'coincidence' would never have occured.
Fabien Barthez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2008, 08:11 AM   #38
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Afterlife View Post
In a literal sense, perhaps. But lunatic tyranny is lunatic tyranny. If you've got a problem with an individual, you deal with the individual as you see fit; you do not start treating all of your people like they're less than human.

I apologize if my hyperbole of Hitler led you to disregard my point, but this kind of authoritative recklessness really infuriates me.
First they came for the drug addicts. And I did not speak out because I was not a drug addict.
Then they came for the alcoholics. And I did not speak out because I was not an alcoholic.
Then they came for the homosexuals. And I did not speak out because I was not a homosexual.
And then they came for me....

No, but seriously, your use of Hitler is exactly why people consider it to be an instant loss in a discussion of any sort. It was a disproportionate comparison which relies on one of the most evil men in history, and for what? To compare to people who have to piss with their shirts up?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2008, 12:24 PM   #39
owenbrown
I believe in Joe Hendry
 
owenbrown's Avatar
 
Posts: 22,349
owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)owenbrown makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
So great another WWE topic on ESPN programming when there is a slow news day on Jim Rome is Burning, Around the Horn, and Pardon the Interruption.
owenbrown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2008, 05:10 PM   #40
Afterlife
So fucking sexy.
 
Afterlife's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,100
Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight View Post
First they came for the drug addicts. And I did not speak out because I was not a drug addict.
Then they came for the alcoholics. And I did not speak out because I was not an alcoholic.
Then they came for the homosexuals. And I did not speak out because I was not a homosexual.
And then they came for me....

No, but seriously, your use of Hitler is exactly why people consider it to be an instant loss in a discussion of any sort. It was a disproportionate comparison which relies on one of the most evil men in history, and for what? To compare to people who have to piss with their shirts up?
But that's what hyperbole is: disproportionate comparrison. That was kind of the idea. And I'm not trying to "win" anything, I was just making a point.
Afterlife is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:43 AM.

Forums Home - TPWW - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin®