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Who was more of an alcoholic?
Scott Hall or Jake Roberts?
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2015 TPWW FANTASY CHAMP
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Hall, I always pegged Roberts as more of a drug addict.
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King of Love and Piss
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Jake Roberts once snorted coke off his pythons vagina
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Part time poster
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hall
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hall
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Nowhere Man
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hall but roberts is a close second.
always get a laugh out of watching this
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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BEST. PROMO. EVER.
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That's Not My Name
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Arn Anderson.
Andre The Giant. Ric Flair. Ron Simmons. Ted DiBiase. Fuck it, take your pick of anyone who made any money in the 80s. |
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That's Not My Name
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I ain't even knocking it, if I were a wrestler, I'd probably be an alcoholic too.
Fuck aye. |
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That's Not My Name
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I'm borderline now!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Before opening this thread I knew it was between Jake and Hall.
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Not Fignuts OLE!
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Hall is prolly the bigger alcoholic, but overall, roberts is way more messed up.
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the heartbreak king
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god i love jake the snake
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ELF ANGEL
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ELF ANGEL
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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when i saw the title of the thread jake roberts immediately came to mind.
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2015 TPWW FANTASY CHAMP
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I would often tell my friends of the myths of Andre the Giant and they never believed me. Especially bout how much he could drink. I ain't friends with them anymore.
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Boss
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Hall, because he's The Kliq's Drunk. And any time The Kliq does something, they do it better than anyone else...including being fucked up drunks.
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So fucking sexy.
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And being bible thumping fools?
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Boss
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Shawn Michaels thumps Bibles the best, because when he does it he does it for The Kliq.
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Father of Hinduship
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Quote:
Having said that - I think Andre The Giant would've DESTROYED Scott Hall in a drinking contest (or most people for that matter). |
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That's Not My Name
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The big guy would polish off several CRATES of wine in one sitting... yes, I think you'd be right there Heyman.
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He's Here
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Then he'd take a shit on the bed and wipe his ass with the curtains.
You think Andre had an affair with Mrs. Orton? |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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"Ask him!"
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Get a poke on
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Scott Hall's a mess, but to my knowledge Jake the Snake has had one of the most fucked up lives/addiction problems anyone on Earth ever has.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Jake Roberts: The Keith Richards of Pro-Wrestling.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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I've been backstage for a show and watch Jake clean a bottle of port then half a bottle of whiskey and still be able to maintain a conversation with me and seem sober.
Then he accused me of being an alcoholic, oh the irony! |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Did I mention all that was BEFORE a match, the guy who did the other half of that whiskey was The Honky Tonk man, needless to say it was one of the more surreal nights of my life
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