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| Scream, Run and give him a hug |
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3 | 6.25% |
| Start following him |
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1 | 2.08% |
| Beat him to a pulp and blame it on JBL |
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3 | 6.25% |
| Go up and introduce yourself politely |
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28 | 58.33% |
| Yell out something insulting |
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3 | 6.25% |
| Faint |
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0 | 0% |
| Try to get his autograph |
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6 | 12.50% |
| Ignore him |
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4 | 8.33% |
| Voters: 48. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. | |||
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If you ever saw John Cena on the street.
What would you do?
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Last edited by D Mac; 09-04-2008 at 06:24 AM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Trick Question: You can't see him.
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He's Here
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"I'M A SHEEP! YOU SUCK CENA! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOUR CHARACTER SUCKS! I'M GONNA GO WATCH A SID PROMO!"
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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"I've seen flacid 2 inch donkey dicks with a better moveset than you"
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Also "I just FU'd your mom so STFU. Just because you can't see me doesn't mean your mom didn't last night."
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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If I saw John Cena,the person, I would try to keep my cool, and thank him for what he does.... but I'll remind him that when I see John Cena, the wrestler on tv I will boo him & cheer for the other guy.
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The Darkness Has Awoken
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I'd do the same thing FourFifty.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'd hit him with a car to see if he can really no sell it.
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Listen to Killer Mike
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I did meet him and he was the man..
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So fucking sexy.
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Didn't a TPWWer's girlfriend suck Cena's dick at a baseball game? I'd call that a polite introduction.
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emerge
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Hey after life "How are you? I'm John."
if you know what I mean
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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I would shake his hand, tell him I enjoyed his album, and wish him a speedy recovery back to the ring. Ask for an autograph, too. Maybe a pic, too.
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emerge
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So basically you'd "politely introduce yourself" ala Afterlife's post?
I'd ask him if CM Punk is really straight edge, and if he said no, I'd begin crying, and if he said yes I'd be like "nooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's not what Rob says!!!!!" |
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Guest
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I'd say "wow that's John Cena" and keep walking.
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Doin' It Right
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Try to get his autograph
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Ask him!"
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ME: You know John, I may not ever get another chance to say this so I just want to get this off my chest: you are just awful. You're one of the worst wrestlers in the history of wrestling and I think that you need to go away.
CENA: Ahahaha. Thank you man, the truth is I spend about 60% of my year going away, exploring beautiful places, having sex with the various Divas and hometown sluts, and just doin' sit-ups, you know? And then countin' money, you know, all the money I've made off the terrible matches I put out to the American populous because they just love to see me doin' what it is that I do. ME: Yes, but you're not hearing me. Your barely noticeable feud with Christian on RAW, and back on Smackdown with Carlito, were barely passable. CENA: Thanks a lot man, that actually helped to launch my career. ME: After that everything else was awful. Wrestling Khali for the WWE Title? They didn't need to do that. CENA: I know. I know, I told 'em the same thing, and they said they wanted some big ugly guy who, by comparison, and contrast, would make me like that much hotter. I mean, he's so dark you can't even see his abs, but I got 'em like a washboard, and they're like we just need that contrast of skill sets, you know. ME: And coming back to win the Rumble when, when you were supposed to be gone forever? CENA: Heh heh heh, yeah that was a good one. You know I couldn't do much and I said why not just bring me back after Backlash and let Randy and Hunter do the main event at Mania, they don't need me, but again, you know - I think it was Randy and Hunter were just comin' off a little bit uh, a little cold. I said it didn't make any sense for me to show up but they're like "oh, the fans need you." That was a big payday too, that Mania. ME: You make me physically sick to my stomach and I hope you get a heart attack. CENA: I feel you, bro. Truth is, I don't like my matches or feuds either, I think they suck, but shit they just keep throwin' money at me and I do it and I get to go around the world and just fuck - I mean did you see Maria in Playboy? Ha ha, I had sex with her like, the night after that shoot. Heh heh. ME: You suck donkey balls. CENA: You can't prove that. |
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Cranky Kong
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Can somebody direct me to one good Diesel Mac thread? Just one?
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Last of a Dying Forum
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I'd walk right into him and be like "what the hell... oh shit. didn't see you there."
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He's Here
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Me: Hey! Cena! I got to say man, I have a ton of respect for you.
Cena: Hey, I just wanted to thank you for being concerned. Thanks for being a fan and for your conversation. John Cena |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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I'd be like, what are you doing in the middle of a butt fuck town like Gr... Diablo Boulevard.
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Is Finkle
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ME: Hey John Cena, have you found Jesus yet?
CENA: Yeah, and the dawg stabbed me in a nightclub! |
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Cranky Kong
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From now on when I meet wrestlers, I will leave them by wishing them the best in their future endeavors.
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I will scream and give him a hug, ask him can I get my money back for watching the Marine and say please don't star in a movie that sucks and stick with rappin' Wait I take that back.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Nobody has voted "Faint?"
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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I'd shake his hand, ask him how he's doing, then go find Jeff Hardy.
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That's Not My Name
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I'd probably very quietly tell everybody around me "look, it's John Cena" all the while trying not to catch his eye so he doesn't notice me do it, and not have the balls to go within a 30 foot radius of him.
If, by some stretch of the imagination, I did acquire the grapefruits (or was drunk) I'd probably just tell him I was a big fan... of wrestling. |
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He's Here
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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I did,
And he battled rapped one of my mates. Sadly all he had for ammo was Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, Cena pwned him. I should point out, this was when the internet liked Cena around Mania 19 |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'd love to battle rap with him.
I can't rap, but then....Neither can he. I kid, I kid. |
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Cranky Kong
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Kane Knight sucks so much, we should get him a nipple
No scratch that, I won't sit and battle rap a cripple Nobody needs my help realizing he's lame I'll just sit back and watch his career go up in 'flames' |
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Cranky Kong
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WORD LYFE
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I thought black people could rap...
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Cranky Kong
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Just keepin' it pertinent, baby.
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Let's go get some barbecue and get busy.
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Robo Speedly Force
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I didn't see an option of "will him to burst into flame," so I didn't vote.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I would introduce myself politely, THEN ask for an autograph.
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RIP SABU
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Crows Before Hoes
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