Joshi Puroresu Captions

**My Final Heaven** · 12-15-2003, 12:22 AM

I was surfing a joshi puroresu (japanese women's pro-wrestling) site & thought that some of their pictures would make good captions. This is the sorta thing that happens when you're online at 12:30 at night with nothing else to do..... weird shit, man.

Proving how resilient he is, Curt Hennig is reincarnated as a 90-pound japanese girl.

"I SAID SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!!"

Ever had one of these kind of days?

You thought Brock's crossface was bad....

"Dammit, I told them cold water, air dry!"

In a swerve that no one saw coming, Kristie Allie makes her professional wrestling debut.

Now THIS girl is talented. She can reenact the stair scene out of The Exorcist, in the ring, with NO STAIRS!

"ARRRRGGGGHHHH! A UFO!!!"

There's no way I can come up with a caption for this, so I'm not even gonna try.

"THIS is how you do the YMCA!"

"Wait a minute, you're saying that you can SIT IN THEM too!?!?!?"

Every pro wrestling fans nightmare comes true. Nicole Bass returns.
OR
Ref: Who in the ring is a big, fat, useless, no-selling piece of crap?
Nicole Bass: HERE!!! HERE!!!

"Yeah, I saw this redneck biker guy do this on TV last night!"

Running on the adreneline of the moment, she takes playing to the crowd too far.

C'mon! They're not that funny!

12-15-2003, 12:22 AM	#1
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Joshi Puroresu Captions I was surfing a joshi puroresu (japanese women's pro-wrestling) site & thought that some of their pictures would make good captions. This is the sorta thing that happens when you're online at 12:30 at night with nothing else to do..... weird shit, man. Proving how resilient he is, Curt Hennig is reincarnated as a 90-pound japanese girl. "I SAID SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!!" Ever had one of these kind of days? You thought Brock's crossface was bad.... "Dammit, I told them cold water, air dry!" In a swerve that no one saw coming, Kristie Allie makes her professional wrestling debut. Now THIS girl is talented. She can reenact the stair scene out of The Exorcist, in the ring, with NO STAIRS! "ARRRRGGGGHHHH! A UFO!!!" There's no way I can come up with a caption for this, so I'm not even gonna try. "THIS is how you do the YMCA!" "Wait a minute, you're saying that you can SIT IN THEM too!?!?!?" Every pro wrestling fans nightmare comes true. Nicole Bass returns. OR Ref: Who in the ring is a big, fat, useless, no-selling piece of crap? Nicole Bass: HERE!!! HERE!!! "Yeah, I saw this redneck biker guy do this on TV last night!" Running on the adreneline of the moment, she takes playing to the crowd too far. C'mon! They're not that funny!