Joshi Puroresu Captions

**My Final Heaven** · 12-15-2003, 12:22 AM

I was surfing a joshi puroresu (japanese women's pro-wrestling) site & thought that some of their pictures would make good captions. This is the sorta thing that happens when you're online at 12:30 at night with nothing else to do..... weird shit, man.

Proving how resilient he is, Curt Hennig is reincarnated as a 90-pound japanese girl.

"I SAID SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!!"

Ever had one of these kind of days?

You thought Brock's crossface was bad....

"Dammit, I told them cold water, air dry!"

In a swerve that no one saw coming, Kristie Allie makes her professional wrestling debut.

Now THIS girl is talented. She can reenact the stair scene out of The Exorcist, in the ring, with NO STAIRS!

"ARRRRGGGGHHHH! A UFO!!!"

There's no way I can come up with a caption for this, so I'm not even gonna try.

"THIS is how you do the YMCA!"

"Wait a minute, you're saying that you can SIT IN THEM too!?!?!?"

Every pro wrestling fans nightmare comes true. Nicole Bass returns.
OR
Ref: Who in the ring is a big, fat, useless, no-selling piece of crap?
Nicole Bass: HERE!!! HERE!!!

"Yeah, I saw this redneck biker guy do this on TV last night!"

Running on the adreneline of the moment, she takes playing to the crowd too far.

C'mon! They're not that funny!

**Nowhere Man** · 12-15-2003, 12:27 AM

It's good to see that Bam Bam Bigelow has lost so much weight

**Corkscrewed** · 12-15-2003, 01:43 AM

The Japanese just don't do plastic surgery the same way Americans do.

So I guess they have WWE Ratings: The Ride in Japan too!

It never works to check time when you don't have a watch.

Japanese wrestlers have a really convenient system where the number of matches you've won is imprinted on your shirt. Good thing Triple H doesn't wrestle over there, they'd never get a shirt big enough.

(Going with Nowhere Man's caption)
Bam Bam certainly has let himself go.

As you can see, Chris Benoit is a huge fan of Japanse women's wrestling.

"Ahh!!! Falling ratings!"

OR

"Ahhh! There's absolutely NO ONE here!!!"

Good to see that HLA has found a new home in Japan.

Not a caption, but she looks like she has an HBK gimmick or something.

The zombie Spiderwoman gimmick was less than thrilling.

There's no move more devastating than thrusting your fist into an opponent's anus, lifting her high up into the air, and then slamming her down onto the mat face first.

They sell RVD magic motor scooters in Japan too!

Sure she was laughing at the absurdity of Triple winning the belt again after being off TV for no reasoon, but inside, the poor girl was crying.

**My Final Heaven** · 12-15-2003, 10:56 AM

So that's where Ed Leslie went! He went back to Japan with the FurFace gimmick!

(BTW, the girl standing up in the ring is Mariko Yoshida. If I remember right, Her gimmick was that she was a bad-ass shoot-style wrestler who would take on anybody at anytime. And she had a really nice butt

. That was better than her first gimmick, where she was a pimp, complete with big dopey hat with feather in it

. Yeah, I know I actually keep up with joshi

.

12-15-2003, 12:22 AM	#1
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Joshi Puroresu Captions I was surfing a joshi puroresu (japanese women's pro-wrestling) site & thought that some of their pictures would make good captions. This is the sorta thing that happens when you're online at 12:30 at night with nothing else to do..... weird shit, man. Proving how resilient he is, Curt Hennig is reincarnated as a 90-pound japanese girl. "I SAID SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!!" Ever had one of these kind of days? You thought Brock's crossface was bad.... "Dammit, I told them cold water, air dry!" In a swerve that no one saw coming, Kristie Allie makes her professional wrestling debut. Now THIS girl is talented. She can reenact the stair scene out of The Exorcist, in the ring, with NO STAIRS! "ARRRRGGGGHHHH! A UFO!!!" There's no way I can come up with a caption for this, so I'm not even gonna try. "THIS is how you do the YMCA!" "Wait a minute, you're saying that you can SIT IN THEM too!?!?!?" Every pro wrestling fans nightmare comes true. Nicole Bass returns. OR Ref: Who in the ring is a big, fat, useless, no-selling piece of crap? Nicole Bass: HERE!!! HERE!!! "Yeah, I saw this redneck biker guy do this on TV last night!" Running on the adreneline of the moment, she takes playing to the crowd too far. C'mon! They're not that funny!

12-15-2003, 10:56 AM	#4
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	So that's where Ed Leslie went! He went back to Japan with the FurFace gimmick! (BTW, the girl standing up in the ring is Mariko Yoshida. If I remember right, Her gimmick was that she was a bad-ass shoot-style wrestler who would take on anybody at anytime. And she had a really nice butt . That was better than her first gimmick, where she was a pimp, complete with big dopey hat with feather in it . Yeah, I know I actually keep up with joshi . Last edited by My Final Heaven; 12-15-2003 at 11:12 AM.

12-15-2003, 12:27 AM	#2
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	It's good to see that Bam Bam Bigelow has lost so much weight

12-15-2003, 01:43 AM	#3
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	The Japanese just don't do plastic surgery the same way Americans do. So I guess they have WWE Ratings: The Ride in Japan too! It never works to check time when you don't have a watch. Japanese wrestlers have a really convenient system where the number of matches you've won is imprinted on your shirt. Good thing Triple H doesn't wrestle over there, they'd never get a shirt big enough. (Going with Nowhere Man's caption) Bam Bam certainly has let himself go. As you can see, Chris Benoit is a huge fan of Japanse women's wrestling. "Ahh!!! Falling ratings!" OR "Ahhh! There's absolutely NO ONE here!!!" Good to see that HLA has found a new home in Japan. Not a caption, but she looks like she has an HBK gimmick or something. The zombie Spiderwoman gimmick was less than thrilling. There's no move more devastating than thrusting your fist into an opponent's anus, lifting her high up into the air, and then slamming her down onto the mat face first. They sell RVD magic motor scooters in Japan too! Sure she was laughing at the absurdity of Triple winning the belt again after being off TV for no reasoon, but inside, the poor girl was crying.