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Old 12-04-2008, 09:57 PM   #1
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Did they ever find Perry Saturn?
I asked this in the temporary forums before we got the real ones back... so did they? I want to know if I can still publicly laugh at this situation.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:03 PM   #2
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Yes. He was stuffed in a locker at a bus station with a note reading "Wishing you best in your future endeavors" pinned to his chest.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:04 PM   #3
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They found him in the bottom of the Black Sea.
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Old 12-04-2008, 10:34 PM   #4
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BobBitchen, your avatar is a red X that says "BobBitchen's Avatar". I suggest you fix this unless that is your actual avatar. Then shame on me for even mentioning it.
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:58 AM   #8
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:04 AM   #9
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somebody mopped the floor with him

which really doesn't exactly give you his whereabouts but it's all the info i've got
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:10 AM   #10
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Does this guy not have a few family members to wrap this up for us before we have to all chip in an hire a detective to sort this out?
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:39 AM   #11
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Does this guy not have a few family members to wrap this up for us before we have to all chip in an hire a detective to sort this out?
His friends and family are convinced he is "not alive." I'm still pretty sure that means he's a zombie.
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:28 AM   #12
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Yay, let's all make jokes about a man being missing. I, for one, hope Saturn turns up OK. A guy just doesn't go disappearing like that, though.
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:15 AM   #13
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:11 AM   #14
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:21 PM   #15
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For an official answer, it is still no. I got this from wrestling-radio.com

The whereabouts of former WWE,ECW and WCW superstar Perry Saturn is still unknown. Saturn reportedly had tax problems and liens put against his properties he's listed as owned in Cobb County, GA. He was reportedly living in Mason County, IA and apparently left for Albert Lea, Minnesota a few years ago.

Saturn is not listed as being deceased in any police data base.

If anyone does have information on his whereabouts, please let us know by emailing ben@wrestling-radio.com
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Old 12-07-2008, 07:51 AM   #16
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For an official answer, it is still no. I got this from wrestling-radio.com

The whereabouts of former WWE,ECW and WCW superstar Perry Saturn is still unknown. Saturn reportedly had tax problems and liens put against his properties he's listed as owned in Cobb County, GA. He was reportedly living in Mason County, IA and apparently left for Albert Lea, Minnesota a few years ago.

Saturn is not listed as being deceased in any police data base.

If anyone does have information on his whereabouts, please let us know by emailing ben@wrestling-radio.com

Cobb County? You know what they say about Cobb County, GA, right?
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:00 AM   #17
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Cobb County? You know what they say about Cobb County, GA, right?
That Ray Traylor was the best officer they ever had?
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:54 PM   #18
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That's a shitty place for an "official answer."
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Old 12-07-2008, 07:01 AM   #19
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That's a shitty place for an "official answer."
And you have information that is more official? Or are you just making comments that don't matter?
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:49 PM   #20
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Old 12-07-2008, 05:13 AM   #21
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I think sociey judged him too much for his relationship with his mop, so he moved to some remote tropical island where they can live in peace!! :-D
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:47 PM   #22
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I think sociey judged him too much for his relationship with his mop, so he moved to some remote tropical island where they can live in peace!! :-D
If anything, he's still in deep mourning over Raven throwing poor Moppy into that wood-chipper.
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:23 AM   #23
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Noid, do you ever get the feeling you're missing something, or do you just soldier on?
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, So that's a "no" and a "yes".
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Which begs the question, did Moppy have a sister?

or even... A BROTHER?!?
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For what it's worth, Wikipedia says that former WWE Superstar Perry Saturn is now living in Albert Lea, MN which is a small town about 90 miles south of the Twin Cities.


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Old 12-07-2008, 07:30 PM   #29
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Which begs the question, did Moppy have a sister?

or even... A BROTHER?!?
Oh shit, I have a theory.

Perry switched to a Swiffer. Unfortunately, his mop and broom weren't as forgiving as in the commercials.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:19 PM   #30
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Incidentally, when you start to type "Perry Saturn" into Google, you get "Perry Saturn dead" as a suggestion.

Also this is one of the first results to "Perry Saturn dead."

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...170e2d3f25ee08


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(FROM FOXNEWS.COM)

A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
front of horrified onlookers.


Cops raced to the multimedia-based landmark just before 3 p.m. after
several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground on
One CNN Center. A police source identified the dead man as Perry
"Saturn"
Satello, 40, of Boston, Mass.


"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said , 46, a tourist from
Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-
old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."


The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and
black boot. Police said the rest of Satello's body was found intact on
a 11th-floor landing.


It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.


"He was talking to a lawyer," said a man who works in the suite. "He
just got up, opened the window and jumped."


A police source said that Satello met with a personal injury claims
lawyer in one room and jumped from another.


"I was just walking up to play the Lotto," said David Belzer, 72..
"There was a thud. Two ladies started screaming."


Belzer said people panicked and took off running. Cops blocked off the
street immediately.


"I saw the leg hit the ground," said a 63-year-old Phildelphia man who
had parked a First Class Tours bus full of visitors on One CNN Center.
"One of the ladies in the back took a picture."


Some didn't immediately grasp that the leg was real, he said.


"What would inspire a man to do such a thing,", the man wondered
aloud. "What in Christ's name?".


Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
Benoit, and was an ex-employee
of Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE officials had no
comment as of press time.


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Incidentally, when you start to type "Perry Saturn" into Google, you get "Perry Saturn dead" as a suggestion.

Also this is one of the first results to "Perry Saturn dead."

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...170e2d3f25ee08


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(FROM FOXNEWS.COM)

A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
front of horrified onlookers.


Cops raced to the multimedia-based landmark just before 3 p.m. after
several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground on
One CNN Center. A police source identified the dead man as Perry
"Saturn"
Satello, 40, of Boston, Mass.


"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said , 46, a tourist from
Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-
old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."


The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and
black boot. Police said the rest of Satello's body was found intact on
a 11th-floor landing.


It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.


"He was talking to a lawyer," said a man who works in the suite. "He
just got up, opened the window and jumped."


A police source said that Satello met with a personal injury claims
lawyer in one room and jumped from another.


"I was just walking up to play the Lotto," said David Belzer, 72..
"There was a thud. Two ladies started screaming."


Belzer said people panicked and took off running. Cops blocked off the
street immediately.


"I saw the leg hit the ground," said a 63-year-old Phildelphia man who
had parked a First Class Tours bus full of visitors on One CNN Center.
"One of the ladies in the back took a picture."


Some didn't immediately grasp that the leg was real, he said.


"What would inspire a man to do such a thing,", the man wondered
aloud. "What in Christ's name?".


Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
Benoit, and was an ex-employee
of Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE officials had no
comment as of press time.


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I noticed they shifted from "satello" to kanovski or something like that.
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I noticed they shifted from "satello" to kanovski or something like that.
Heres the real story.Someone made that one up about saturn.
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lawyer has leaped to his death from a 69th-floor office at New York's Empire State Building, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in front of horrified onlookers.

Cops raced to the 102-story landmark just before 3pm local time on Friday after several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground. A police source identified the dead man as Moshe Kanovsky, 31, of Brooklyn.

"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said Theresa Colon, 46, a tourist from Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."

The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and black sock. Police said the rest of Kanovsky's body was found intact on a 30th-floor landing.

Investigators questioned employees at Levine & Blit, a personal injury practice, and at Ashok Karmaker. Both law firms share a suite on the 69th floor where Kanovsky "did odds-and-ends work" for Karmaker.

It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.

"He was interviewing a client," said a man who works in the suite. "He just got up, opened the window and jumped."

A police source said that Kanovsky met with the client in one room and jumped from another.

At least 30 people have jumped from the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. Before Kanovsky, Dovid Abramowitz, 21, was the last to die. He leaped from the 66th floor on February 2, 2006, after buying a ticket to the 86th-floor observation deck.
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Wait, what? Surely we would have heard about him jumping off of a building to his death before now?
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Wait, what? Surely we would have heard about him jumping off of a building to his death before now?
Well apparently they are still mopping it up.

There, I did it.
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Well apparently they are still mopping it up.

There, I did it.
I dont know why but for some reason im disapointed noid.
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DrA posed this question on Facebook not too long ago. I didn't realize that Perry Saturn actually *was* missing. It all makes sense now!
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That's clearly just adding to the Benoit bonfire. It's a day after he died.
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