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Movie Reviews By The Parent TV Council
This has been my secret, guilty pleasure for a while now. Fucking nutjobs. The tab is up on the right if you wanna read more hilarious reviews on even tame movies.
The Incredible Hulk Review |
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"KILLZONE 2 Shatters Expectations and Hype - Xbots Left Questioning Their Existence"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLOLOLOLOL That is the greatest site ever! What the fuck, man!? I swear to God I laughed at the serious-as-fuck banner. Wow. This thread wins. |
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“Without a doubt Killzone fans, action, and shooter fans of any stripe will instantly tag this sequel as a powerful contender for the best game of 2009″
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lol at the Eurotrip review. I was hoping something like Superbad or Knocked Up would be on there to read, but they weren't.
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with society? They're probably asking the same thing, but this is insane. I think far too much concern is placed on violence/sex/language in movies. It's hardly to blame. Nothing more than a scapegoat and a leftover of puritan culture. Now, I do think anything that appears in a movie should have some artistic merit. I feel this way due to quality though, not some self-righteous moral calling. I don't enjoy a movie solely on violence, like all the horror torture porn that comes out. It's awful. I'm not morally opposed to it though. It's whatever. I just think it should serve a story, and then the MPAA can reasonably rate things from there. Parents have the right to raise their own children but this site is INSANE. Lol at some of these reviews. I feel bad for these people, especially their children. I really do. This is more unhealthy than any of these movies. If you're going to loathe super-violence and keep your kids away from it, fine. If you're going to steer children away from Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Iron Man (and other comic movies)then DAMN! What assholes these people are. They cite "heck" as language in Wall E, even though suggesting it for all audiences. They just had to point that out. WHat makes me laugh is the sorry son of a bitch watching great movies and missing the point, because he's busy taking notes. They make unreal stretches to point out "sexual" instances, like kissing. Behavior that is bad includes: burping, disrespect to an elder, and shit like that. Pisses me off. Still pretty rofl. |
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The bit where they point out Hulk "evading the law" with "cheats" is unreal.
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What's funny about this is they reccomend The Simpsons Movie to 14+, and give a 15+ to Batman Begins.
Classic. I'd let my kid watch both, but The Simpsons movie is far more offensive to these types, than Batman Begins, which is easily a family film. I guess a lot is over their head, which should be no suprise. |
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PTC Summary:
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The TV stuff is just as funny, if not their modus operandi (am I saying that right?). I wonder how they felt about the Superbowl/Porn thing.
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According to Jim gets a red light. I would give it a red light too, but for sucking the penis.
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lol
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!
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Does this site list overall rank?
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According to Jim has the lowest possible overall rank.
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I guess so.
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You bastard.
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American Gladiators got the yellow light, because you should proceed with caution and/or put on your yellow headbands when HULKAMANIA'S RUNNING WILD ON YOUR KIDS BROTHER!
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YELLOW FOR FREEDOM BROTHER, YELLOW FOR JUSTICE
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And yellow for violence, I guess
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7th Heaven with the green light. Why even bother listing it? I'm pretty sure the guy who writes these reviews is head of creative over on SEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNTHHHH HEAVEN.
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Season Three of Alf has earned the PTC Seal of Approval.
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Conversely, I think Se7en would get the red light. Just a hunch
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WALK THE STREETS FOR MONEY
YOU DON'T CARE IF IT'S WRONG OR IF IT IS RIGHT ROOOOOOXANNE |
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Season Three of Alf: The Movie
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I guess eating domestic cats isn't cause for concern in a world that brands "heck" and "kissing" as unacceptable behavior.
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Beverly Hills Chuhuahua has also earned that award, but in the violence category it lists "dogs chasing one another."
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT
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I wonder if they'd put on the red light for Jessica Biel's kaboose nowadays
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I was hoping you could buy a PTC t-shirt in the products section and get a bunch of people to go as Right To Censor members. No such luck.
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They seem to only offer products that reduce sex on tv, not real life.
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Red light for The Mentalist. I don't even think he saw that coming.
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Yellow light for America's Funniest Home Video. Reason listed: "Needs more Bob Saget."
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I wonder what Dexter would get...
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The Biggest Loser is a yellow light. So maybe it's okay for your kids to watch fat people humiliated on network tv, but keep them away from that Lost show.
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