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#1 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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So....
This question came to me in a dream, no literally. What? I had a dream last night I was interviewing Brock Lesnar and I asked him, how does he think he would have faired against Taz in Taz's prime. He didn't answer.
But how would you answer? |
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#2 |
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Probably would have been a bad ass match.
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#3 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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I've been under the belief that if Taz was ten years younger he would have gotten into MMA instead of wrestling and there is a good chance he would have beaten the shit out of everyone.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Does Tazz have an amateur wrestling background? Or does he just enjoy wearing the singlet? And I thik Brock would beat up on Tazz for the majority of the bout then Tazz will catch him in a submission. Just like Mir did.
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#5 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Taz was an amateur wrestling champion and has a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu or something very simular that I can't spell.
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#6 |
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I could definately see some epic bouts with Liddel, St. Pierre, or Penn also.
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#7 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Taz had the attitude back then to beat the shit out of anyone. Hell watching him toss Bam Bam around while being dead weighted shows how aggresive he was, plus he walked to the doctor with broken neck.
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#8 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I think they would have had a match with a predtermined outcome. So how he would've faired would have been up to the writers. So Lesnar would have squashed him without blinking.
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#9 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Depends on who the writers were.
Also, like I said, if Taz was 10 years younger, they would have been in the same MMA weight class. |
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It depends on what show they would be in. If it was in the original ECW (before WWE owned it) Tazz probably would have won. If it was Raw or Smackdown in WWE, Brock would have won. Tazz was a top draw in ECW. Once he went to WWE, he wrestling carrer was basically over. he does play by play now. Which I like him at doing.
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#11 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, SOMEONE DELETE THIS NOOB'S POST. FUCK HIM THINKIN' HE CAN TALK TO ME. GO TO FUCKING HELL AND ROT THERE.
Dumb ass. |
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#12 |
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#13 |
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o
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#14 |
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He is a newb, not a sock. I'm sick of everyone calling every new person on tpww a sock. That being said, fuck newbs.
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#16 |
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Better.
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#17 |
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Unless you knew he was a sock.
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#18 |
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DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
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#19 |
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TPDub hazing has gone soft over the years. This is it? You aren't going to e-mail his girlfriend?
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#20 |
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No proof he has either a girlfriend or e-mail.
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#21 |
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Keen observation. This is why you're in the main event and I am but a lolely mid-carder.
Teach me, oh wise one. |
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#22 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Rule one: shut up.
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#23 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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ISN'T HE GREAT??
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#24 |
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Rule two: Define wrestler.
Last edited by Xero; 02-04-2009 at 01:52 PM. |
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#25 |
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Rule 3: The Triple Crown never counted[/destor]
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#26 |
I am the cheese
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Funny Taz story:
Taz was wrestling in a Japan and he wrestled a guy named Gypse Joe. Now Joe wrestlers around here now locally and I can tell you, if you work light with him he will beat you to death. So the boys pull a rib on Taz and tell him "you gotta take it easy on Joe. He's old, but he's a legend around here. And if you hurt him the crowd will lynch you." So Taz goes out there and throws a very worked punch. Gypse Joe comenses to beating the piss out of Taz. He beat Taz's ass for over 10 minits. On several occasions Taz tried to CRAWL up the ramp to get away but Joe would follow him up and drap him back to the ring to further his ass whoopin. TRUE STORY. |
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#27 |
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LOL holy shit.
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#28 |
I am the cheese
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SHOOT
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#29 |
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How we he have faired? Is this thread in kayfabe?
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#30 | |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Quote:
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#31 |
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No. Shortly there after Taz returned to the states.
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#32 |
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Ah. So seriously, was Taz known to take liberities, or be rougher than need be? Or was he a fairly respectable guy in ring? I mean I heard stories about him suplexing the crap out of his student, but you know what I mean.
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#33 |
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Taz worked stiff, but there's nothing wrong with that. Only people you ever here bitch about guys being stiff are pussies who get into the buisness thinking it's all hugs and puppies. But he worked a stiff style like most guys who have a set.
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#34 |
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YOU HEARD ME DAVID YOUELL.
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#35 |
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Yeah, I know he workded stiff, but I was wondering how stiff. Like Hardcore Holly, beat a tumor stiff? Or Perry Saturn, break your neck stiff? Or like Vader, works stiff, but not out to hurt you on purpose stiff?
Possibly even Pat Patterson, fuck you in the butt stiff. |
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#36 |
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Vader, just with out the power.
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#37 |
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Figured that much, not that Taz didn't have power.
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#38 |
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Also Holly isn't a shooter and doesn't work stiff. He just got a bad rap for shooting on a couple of guys. Everyone gets caught up in a shoot at some point. It happens. same with Saturn.
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#39 |
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So, if you go to Japan, do you have to work stiff?
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On topic, I think Taz and Lesnar would've been sweet, wrestling or MMA. |
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