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Kyle Maynard's Debut (The Limbless Wonder)
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*Oh Sh*t*
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I was hoping that would just be a very bad joke. But man... that is just...
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This is the kind of thing that happens when states don't sanction MMA. How the fuck can this even be allowed? Maynard can't even block a punch and it's not MMA when you can't kick him since he is classed as a downed opponent.
Credit to him for his acheivements but he shouldn't be allowed to fight MMA. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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This. Also, I don't know who to be more pissed off at: The trainers making money off of him when he can't really do much (win by repeated takedowns? Some GnP?) or the promoter making money off of him and making a mockery of MMA in the process. The losers? Ultimately this guy's well being (he's lucky this opponent had no striking power.) and anyone unlucky enough to be booked to face him. I mean how can you come out of a fight against this guy looking good? |
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BAY BAY
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South Park has started using CG and that's all this right? RIGHT?
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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...what? Too soon? |
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Listen to Killer Mike
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It was like a human fighting a headless pitbull.
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It did look alot like a Jack russell scooting about the cage.
So, what would be his offence then? Like, he must have a method of winning a fight, or it really would be rediculous. You know, because it isn't rediculous yet... |
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George"The Animal"Steele
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Yeah this is just plain stupid, its not just the promoters fault, this guy was pushing everybody hard to get a match. http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=89595
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I'd like to see him verse Lesnar and get thrown over the cage.
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He is an exciting fighter who will bring in buys. Why hasn't Dana hired and pushed this guy yet?
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He is actually a very good grappler who is very good at submissions believe it or not. |
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If they want him to win a fight, they'll have to feed him someone retarded enough to not simply stay out of his way and tag him over and over again.
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They tried that with this guy. He had a 0-2 record going in.
Klye Maynard can't fight MMA. Simple as that really. |
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You would just lift him up and run him straight into a post or something. Or throw him in the air and tray to catch him with a volley.
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Spliff & A Brew
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I am going to email his people. If I can get paid to fuck up a guy with no limbs, i'll take it.
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While you're at it, ask if I could volley him.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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He should fight Kimbo Slice. It seems like it's be such an even fight between the 2. I mean, with this kid having no limbs and Kimbo having no skills...
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He was actually a really good amature wrestler that graduated high school the same year as me. I got to meet him at the High school nationals my senior year and hes a real cool guy. He can like lift 300 lbs on a bench bar with his upper arms like using his shoulder muscles or something. He also wins matches! He dresses himself, brushes his own teeth... He can do everything a normal human can. Hes really amazing to be quite honest.
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He probably has figured out a way to pick his nose
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And I said normal human.... like every day shit not a fighter
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Can he tie his laces?
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he doesnt really wear shoes
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Lol.
He couldn't do a chokeslam either. So that's 'The Undertaker' off the list of possible Halloween guises. |
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nice.... he can live and take care of himself without any assistance. thats pretty amazing
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.................Wow, just wow.......................
For the showcase that is pro wrestling he would be a draw. For the sport of MMA, he's a punching bag for christ's sake. |
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Pro wrestling he would not be a draw. The novelty would wear off after one match. Just like it did in MMA. And they already had Zach Gowen with one leg and he drew nothing.
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Well, its hard to draw when your career highlight is being involved in the Mr. America storyline and being thrown down stairs by Brock Lesnar.
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The Wretched
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Hate to bump this, but it just occurred to me that I've met Kyle. Was always around the dining hall freshman year at UGA. I watched the video weeks ago no realizing I knew who he was.
Really nice guy. Just thought I'd bring that up. |
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