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Cody Rhodes' farts smell like Jelly Beans!
![]() http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/codyrhodes/ I got bored and looked around the WWE Kids website. The superstars pages have these little "handwritten bios". Apparently, HBK thinks Cryme Tyme are the most annoying superstars in WWE. Find some other hilarious stuff on here...also kids have it so fucking good now. ![]() |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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James Steele, leave the kids alone.
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Most embarrasing moment in HBK's life: The brown tights he wore at Survivor Series 02.
The most annoying superstar according to Santino, Kofi and The Miz is...The Miz. |
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![]() So like 8 wrestlers all have Miz as the most annoying wrestler, and to think the IWC has nothing in common with Batista. |
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John Morrison: "MY ABS GIVE ME POWER!"
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President of Freedonia
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They left off what Shawn Michaels' farts smell like.
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http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/undertaker/
![]() Undertaker doesn't have a survey because dead guys don't talk. |
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http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/sheltonbenjamin/
Shelton living up KAYFABE with his hate of JTG from Cryme Tyme. |
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http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/
Randy's farts smell like Rose Petals He would eat Porn-n-beans if that was all he could eat ever again He can dunk a basketball with 2 hands http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/johncena/ John Cena's nickname as a kid: Radar Farts smell like: smoked deli meat He'd want Jack Black to play him in a movie (Batista wanted Cena to play him, so meh) Favorite Band: Led Zeppelin (I don't hate him as much now...even if Joey Styles wrote this.) |
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Man, I remember being stoked when I found out WWF.com had the entrance videos on there.
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http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/kane/
Kane's might be the best of them all. The handwriting and randomness of it is great. Kane loves Rush and JR's BBQ. http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/cmpunk/ http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/hornswoggle/ Apparently, Hornswoggle and CM Punk have some sort of rivalry going on. Last edited by James Steele; 05-18-2009 at 09:05 AM. |
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Big Show and MVP will have to fight over which one of them is played by Will Smith in a movie.
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He's Here
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lol at Taker not having a bio.
Also, Kennedy is a known gamer, listed his Nintendo as his best present, and they excluded his favorite game. lol |
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lol Kofi said the miz sings entrance theme songs and replaces every lyric with "Kofi Kingston"
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Resident drug enabler
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lol. I am highly entertained by this.
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Classic Cool
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Cody's favorite band is Our Lady Peace. Maybe he's trying to tell us something.
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John Morrison's worst habit is "Making fun of ugly kids."
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Kane is fine eating JR's BBQ for the rest of his life, and secretly practices cutting hair.
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Robo Speedly Force
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Wait a minute, on WWE Kids it says that John Morrison was born in 1981, but everywhere else says he was born in 1979. What is going on here?
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I can't even read Edge's handwriting. What were they thinking when they had them hand write this?
Last edited by DrA; 05-19-2009 at 06:23 AM. |
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Evan Bourne:
I can't live without: Pineapples just kidding. Music and working out. |
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The combination of kayfabe & sincerity make these so much fun!
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love yourself
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I can read Edge's handwriting just fine, DrA
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Resident drug enabler
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My farts smell like overcooked baked potatoes.
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He's Here
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This thread smells like month-old bump.
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Cody Rhodes sucks. I hate him. He should be fired. He is terrible on the mic and is nothing more than a possible IC title guy, and that's it.
I'm sorry. I just hate him so much. |
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Since the day he arrived i wanted him fired
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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That was the best half-hour I've ever spent on a computer.
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hahha Big Show's most embarassing thing was losing to the Spirit Squad
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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