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Old 06-19-2009, 10:36 PM   #1
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Move Over Jackie Chan
Coming June 30th to DVD

Here's what critics are saying about 12 ROUNDS!!!



The most amazing....movie since...Ben Hur!

Move over Jackie Chan! John Cena is here!!!


These are actual excripts of real critics!


Get your copy today!

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TRANSLATION: did you ever wonder what the ellipses meant?
The most amazingly bad time I've had watching amovie since the time I got high on Meth while surfing for Tub Girl and watching Ben Hur!

Move over Jackie Chan! Your Aunt couldn't get in the picture that we took at the imperial palace! The funniest thing, I was in the toilet taking a piss, and I realized that John Cena is here!!!



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Old 06-19-2009, 10:46 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:18 PM   #3
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thats funny i just saw a 12 rounds dvd promo and when they said "move over jackie chan" i instantly thought TPWW will thread this....and sure enough here we are
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:01 AM   #4
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The first critic has clearly only seen two movies: Ben Hur and 12 Rounds.

The second statement needs a source. My guess is it's a poorly translated Chinese warning telling Jackie Chan he should leave the room immediately if he does not wish to be thoroughly disgusted.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:07 AM   #5
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Not necessarily Theddy. He could've just watched Ben Hur and 12 Rounds back to back.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:08 AM   #6
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Clearly the truth lies behind what words were skipped over. Let me give you the proper quote...

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The most amazing (fact is that this movie was made at all considering the financial blackhole that was The Marine. This is obviously the cheapest attempt to cash in on minor celebrity and make a )...movie since...(From "Justin to Kelly." If you're looking for a movie worth watching, why don't you check out any number of films that entertain the audience, a good place to start would be)...Ben Hur!
TOVO Disclaimer: Tovo never heard that particular review.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:09 AM   #7
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Yes, I suppose that would be correct as well.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:09 AM   #8
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I honestly thought this was a thread on Blackman.

I am thoroughly disappointed.
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just thinking about cena movies puts a smile on my face...not because they are good, which they arnt of course.....It makes me smile because they are so awfull that they are funny....they have the army of darkness feel to them almost...at least for me
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:43 AM   #10
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So now you have me interested....what are the actual quotes?
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Old 06-20-2009, 08:33 AM   #11
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Actually Shaggy, the actual quotes are above in my initial posts! It is literally what they say.

Another Irony is that this movie was in the goddam theatres in the spring. Is this seriously the quickest move to DVD for a horribly bad box office movie?
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