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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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I Hate Batista
I don't have a history on here, or in the real world, of hating anything. On the whole I try to find the best in everything. But I hate Batista.
Let me get this straight though, I don't hate Dave Batista the human being. I don't know Dave Batista the son, boyfriend, or human being, all I know and all I'm judging is Batista the wrestler, the entertainer, the and the performer. ...now what I just said is somewhat of a misnomer. You see because Batista isn't really a wrestler, he really isn't an entertainer, he's barley a superstar, and he's not exactly a performer. Batista's in ring ability is about on par with what it was back in 2002... Well not exactly. He was better in 2002, holding the cauffer for Reverend D-Von is far better in-ring activity than anything he's done in the ring this year. He's consistantly been in the main even from January 2005 until right now. That's over four and a half years in the main event scene and in that period of time he's put on about 4, maybe 5 quality matches. And he seems perfectly content with that figure. As far as being an "entertainer" is concerned he falls way short of the mark. His promos are... What's the word? Generic? Nah, Batista's promo's make generic promo look like a Mick Foley level promo of depth an neuance. Over the past seven years I've only ever been entertained by Batista much the same way I'm entrertained by watching a kid with downs syndrome trying to explain quantum physics. I think the "performer" aspect is where I really have my problem, because "performer" implies some sort of effort, which to my knowledge Batista puts little to no effort into any aspect of his job. He wrestles almost the same exact way he did in 2002, and his promos are just as bland as they were when he was just some big guy that Ric Flair managed. Say what you will about John Cena but at least Cena has tried to become a better wrestler. And John Cena at least tries to be a poor mans Rock. Batista doesn't even put forth the effort to change or evolve or improve. Where am I going with all of this? Well, I'll tell you want I'm not doing.... I'm not boycotting the WWE. I'm not wishing Batista ill. I'm not demanding he turn heel. I'm not saying this is anything more than an opinion. What I'm just simply stating is that I've been a wrestling fan for over twenty years now. And I've seen some things. I've see David Arquette become a champion, I've seen necrophilia. I've seen Gene Snitsky. I've seen Vince Russo's booking. I've seen Ultimate Warrior promos. I've seen Scott Steiner promos. I've seen Hulk Hogan as Champion for an entire year where he wrestled only about a dozen times. I've seen some pretty questionable moves in wrestling, and some down right embarassing moments in wrestling, and I've always found a way to look on the bright side of it. And of all those things I never hated any of it. But I hate Batista. |
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#2 |
One Of A Kind
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Funnily enough, he's appearing on sky sports news soon.
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#3 |
Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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Oh, and he's been fucking Kelly Kelly too.
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#4 |
One Of A Kind
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I hate it when 2nd names are the same as the first.
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#5 |
Over Like Rover
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You see that often do ya?
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#6 |
One Of A Kind
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#7 |
0-2 retired
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yeah? I witnesed the Finger Poke of Doom. Top that.
oh and I hate Batista for the same reasons. He's still hurt right? |
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#8 |
Total Non-Stop Apologist
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#9 |
Member
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#10 |
Doin' It Right
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lol
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#11 |
Southern Hospitality
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1. Punch
2. Kick 3. Clothesline 4. Spinebuster 5. Shake Ropes 6. Batista Bomb I have successfully listed Batista's entire list of moves. It was tough and I had to do some searching but I finally did it....now I am going to have a smoke. Last edited by The Jayman; 09-03-2009 at 09:31 AM. Reason: Thank you Sixx |
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#12 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Does shaking ropes count as a move?
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#13 |
Southern Hospitality
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#14 |
Alive
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Posts: 4,365
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Batista matches I just skip over kinda like a HHH match. Neither of these two clowns invoke anything entertaining to me anymore, even this bullshit DX reunion seems so fake. Its not DX without Sean, Chyna, Billy, and Road Dogg. HHH was never the leader of DX, it was always shawn in my book.
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Quote:
HHH was the leader of the DX with Sean, Chyna, Billy and Road Dogg. DX Army is probably the most popular version of D-X. Their feud with The Nation was the best thing besides Austin-McMahon in 1998. |
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#18 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START is also one of his moves
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#19 |
He's Here
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OWEN! I get shit for entering the code and now YOU do it!?
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#20 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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sorry Xero
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#21 |
So fucking sexy.
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I love that "shake ropes" wasn't even "his move". He took it from Warrior.
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#22 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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but I don't know the code to de-push Codetista
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#23 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Afterlife may be on to something
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#24 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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One and only
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I really just hate the dancing, other than that hes alright.
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#26 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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#27 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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In find it hard to believe that Batista has ever done a kick.
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#28 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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#29 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I don't get the severe level of hate people have for him.
That said, I tend to skip his matches, too. |
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#30 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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#31 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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#32 |
One and only
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#33 |
A Property of Matter
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I think I hate John Cena's Endless Title Reign/Boring Face Run more than Batista's Infinite Title Shots, if only because Batista gets injured enough that he goes away for awhile. Cena is constantly boring.
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#34 |
Southern Hospitality
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Cena's theme song should be changed to "My time is up, Your time is now"
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#35 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#36 |
So fucking sexy.
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Stale, because he does the same thing over and over and over...
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King K Cool
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And over and over and over...
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#38 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Also, does anybody else notice that both Batista and Randy Orton ever since leaving Evolution have been getting shorter and shorter haircuts until they reach the point of baldness?
Think about it. |
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You guys forgot to add spear in his move list. I am not sure but Warlord happens to be one his favorite wrestlers. Plus recently when he use to be on the turnbuckle
he tried to hold his belt like the Rock. |
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#40 |
King K Cool
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I wouldn't classify Batista's "Spear" as a Spear.
It's looks more like a bungling tackle to be honest. |
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