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He's Here
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Why does Kofi still have some jamaican shit on his underpants?
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He's Here
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Sean O'Haire's feud with Kofi and Jericho is starting to heat up. |
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It's High Noon!
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![]() Kofi: "Come on Chris, anybody can do the Soulja Boy. It's easy!" Santino shows Jillian his version of a sock puppet he calls Randall. Writers desperately scrambled for a new cast for the show Two and a Half Men, but sadly, this is the best they could come up with. |
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King K Cool
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The WWE Swing Dance Championships get under way. Orton: Away with you, Kofi Johnson! Santino's Right Hand: *High Pitched Voice* S'alright? Santino's Left Hand: *Deep Voice* S'alright. Santino's Right Hand: *High Pitched Voice* S'alright? Santino's Left Hand: *Deep Voice* S'alright. We all knew it would happen during the WWE's "PG Era", the WWE & Nickelodeon have finally joined forces. |
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He's Here
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Fisting 101 Kofi getting a push is a direct result of Randy Orton teaching Kofi Dennis Stamp's technique of getting booked. For some reason, jumping on a trampoline works for everyone but Dennis. Hornswoggle plays "Point to a double douche". Last edited by Xero; 10-27-2009 at 12:40 PM. |
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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These aren't funny :-/
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He's Here
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Well? Where's your funny?
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Daddy's Home
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[Insert generic ass rape joke here] Cena looks on in amazement Cena: Wow, so thats how you sell a move. Botched attempt at the Stone Cold Salute. |
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Butt Stallion says hello
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![]() Ted: Ok, appeal to the crowd.....make fun of the heels......act all silly........and no sell an hour long match that happened 24 hours ago....Got it. I'm ready for my face turn. ![]() Noble: I should have stayed in RoH |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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And the Hillbilly Jim Memorial Square Dance begins! The Green Screen promos are getting faker and faker by the day... Mileena may be smiling, but she's thinking about how this seems like a case of deja vu... Santino: This is how you walk like an Egyptian... Kofi: You mean I painted the General Lee the wrong color? I can fix that! Jamie is blinded by the White! |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Show: ...You got THAT from a Cracker Jack box???! TO MID-CARD HELL YA GO! Santino really gets the press going as he introduces her new girlfriend, Chun-Li "Don't worry. I've seen Kill Bill hundreds of times..." Never let the colorblind wash your cash ![]() Another victim of the Mad Tickler Anyone who doesn't belong in this company raise your hands. Ahem... you too, buddy! |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Kofi Kingston was given a new gimmick to help promote Astro Boy |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Show: Tell me that thing is full of Fruit Loops! Kofi Kingston really proved last night he has what it takes to be the next Tatanka. Orton: Kofi Kingston... I choose you!! Kofi: Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi!! Santino introduces his right hand to the WWE. Soon they will be Undisputed Tag Team Champions. It finally happened... Mark Henry turned into an actual black hole. I'm sorry, the answer was "a jackal". Ref: SO DO YOU WANT TO GRAB LUNCH SOMETIME? Noble: Not again... please... no... Sheamus: You know you like it... Noble: No! Sheamus: Yes! It is time to watch The Best of Michael Cole: Vintage Series DVD! Noble: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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