itbegins2012

[St. Jimmy]

I want to believe it's Shane, and the girl "pestering/annoying" him is supposed to be Steph.

[Blakeamus]

Also when you take the Year 2012 2nd of January: Year=Y 2+0=2 12-2=10 (J the tenth letter of the alphabet.)

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also when you take the Year 2012 2nd of January: Year=Y 2+0=2 12-2=10 (J the tenth letter of the alphabet.)

2*0 = 0

0+1 = 1

1+2 = 3

The third letter of the alphabet is C.

Also, these videos happen at a school, schools have teachers, teachers have apples...

OMG it's Carlito!

[Blakeamus]

haha glad you caught it

[sjfc99]

Long time lurker, first post. It could be nothing or i may be wrong, but if you pause the video when it has the close up of the boy at the desk, the buttons on his suit jacket, is that the undertaker symbol on them?

I cant see it, but covering all the bases for 'always expect the unexpected', A way out-wacky guess would be a shane / steph / taker return in some kind of corporate ministry type of thing if indeed they are taker symbols on the buttons, and the boy and girl represent shane and stephanie.

[Xero]

Also when you take the Year 2012 2nd of January: Year=Y 2+0=2 12-2=10 (J the tenth letter of the alphabet.)

January 2, 2012.

Save_Us.222

[Lock Jaw]

Why are people so desperate to make junk clues out of nothing?

[Xero]

It's an interesting Undertaking, but someone has to do it.

[dingdongyo]

http://royalrumbler.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gillberg.jpg

a.k.a. plan b.

[Droford]

LeBron James vs. Miz

@ Mania
the stupid NBA ending the lockout ruined that

maybe we can still get Shaq vs the Big Show though

[Blakeamus]

2*0 = 0

0+1 = 1

1+2 = 3

The third letter of the alphabet is C.

Also, these videos happen at a school, schools have teachers, teachers have apples...

OMG it's Carlito!

Apples have worms, so it's the Boogyman!

[Blakeamus]

It's an interesting Undertaking, but someone has to do it.

I just can't get rid of this Stinging feeling to ignore it.

[Nowhere Man]

I just can't get rid of this Stinging feeling to ignore it.

And that makes my Heart Break, Kid.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't believe the past Sixx posts. :nono:

[Blakeamus]

Can't believe the past Sixx posts. :nono:
Your Welcome
http://www.littlebigpicture.co.uk/media/June2011/perry-saturn.jpg

[Droford]

Apples have worms, so it's the Boogyman!

The Boogeyman had a large clock around his head! MVP had a clock in his intro! He also had a large inflatable thing for his entrance, which was inflated with air. Ric Flair has "air" in his name, and he's the 16 Time World Champion. 16 is the letter P, but its also 4x2 which is DB. DB is the first initials of Dave Batista, but its also the initials of Dwayne Bruce, AKA Sgt Buddy Lee Parker. Buddy Lee Parker was famous for training..Bill Goldberg. Goldbergs undefeated streaked ended after 174 matches. 1+7+4=12, and 12 = L. Lex Luger springs to mind, but Lash Laroux should be there instead. He was a member of "Misfits in Action" with Hugh Morrus, who did the no laughing matter as his finisher. Lance Storm never laughed at anything, though he might have laughed at Doink the Clown. and Doink the clown was eventually played by Chris Jericho one time. Chris Jericho is in the Band Fozzy, which is also the name of a muppet Bear. There was a wrestler named Big Josh in WCW who used to come to the ring with a real live bear. He fueded with the York Foundation at one point, who was led by Alexandra York, AKA Terri Runnels who was at one point married to Goldust. Goldust wrestled Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Roddy Piper was in a movie called "They Live" which was directed by John Carpenter who also directed a TV movie called Elvis. Honky Tonk Man was basically an Elvis Imitator..but he was also the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, until he lost to the Ultimate Warrior, who himself had a cheap imitation over in WCW named Renegade, who was introduced as Hogan and Savages' partner. He would go on to win the WCW TV title and then lose it to DDP who would go on to win WCW's rip off of King of the Ring "Lord of the Ring"..Regal was known as Lord Steven Regal back in WCW, and he tagged with Dave Taylor for a while, who WWE brought back a few years ago. He brought in Drew McIntyre, who has pretty much not been on TV for a while..and thats who it is~!

unless it isn't

[Juan]

7 pages of pure comedic genius.

[starfox8500]

You guys are so blind, you need a Kane to find your way through these promos.

[Shadow]

Perhaps...perhaps we should all just wait and see if we even have a chance in hell about knowing who this is.

[Lock Jaw]

It will probably be no one mentioned in this thread. That sure would make us humbell.

[VSG]

The Boogeyman had a large clock around his head! MVP had a clock in his intro! He also had a large inflatable thing for his entrance, which was inflated with air. Ric Flair has "air" in his name, and he's the 16 Time World Champion. 16 is the letter P, but its also 4x2 which is DB. DB is the first initials of Dave Batista, but its also the initials of Dwayne Bruce, AKA Sgt Buddy Lee Parker. Buddy Lee Parker was famous for training..Bill Goldberg. Goldbergs undefeated streaked ended after 174 matches. 1+7+4=12, and 12 = L. Lex Luger springs to mind, but Lash Laroux should be there instead. He was a member of "Misfits in Action" with Hugh Morrus, who did the no laughing matter as his finisher. Lance Storm never laughed at anything, though he might have laughed at Doink the Clown. and Doink the clown was eventually played by Chris Jericho one time. Chris Jericho is in the Band Fozzy, which is also the name of a muppet Bear. There was a wrestler named Big Josh in WCW who used to come to the ring with a real live bear. He fueded with the York Foundation at one point, who was led by Alexandra York, AKA Terri Runnels who was at one point married to Goldust. Goldust wrestled Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Roddy Piper was in a movie called "They Live" which was directed by John Carpenter who also directed a TV movie called Elvis. Honky Tonk Man was basically an Elvis Imitator..but he was also the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, until he lost to the Ultimate Warrior, who himself had a cheap imitation over in WCW named Renegade, who was introduced as Hogan and Savages' partner. He would go on to win the WCW TV title and then lose it to DDP who would go on to win WCW's rip off of King of the Ring "Lord of the Ring"..Regal was known as Lord Steven Regal back in WCW, and he tagged with Dave Taylor for a while, who WWE brought back a few years ago. He brought in Drew McIntyre, who has pretty much not been on TV for a while..and thats who it is~!

unless it isn't

16 is not 4x2, rather 4^2

[Captain of Fun]

Fucking hate you all.

[Blakeamus]

Hey...your not telling us anything that we don't already know.

[Rammsteinmad]

The Boogeyman had a large clock around his head! MVP had a clock in his intro! He also had a large inflatable thing for his entrance, which was inflated with air. Ric Flair has "air" in his name, and he's the 16 Time World Champion. 16 is the letter P, but its also 4x2 which is DB. DB is the first initials of Dave Batista, but its also the initials of Dwayne Bruce, AKA Sgt Buddy Lee Parker. Buddy Lee Parker was famous for training..Bill Goldberg. Goldbergs undefeated streaked ended after 174 matches. 1+7+4=12, and 12 = L. Lex Luger springs to mind, but Lash Laroux should be there instead. He was a member of "Misfits in Action" with Hugh Morrus, who did the no laughing matter as his finisher. Lance Storm never laughed at anything, though he might have laughed at Doink the Clown. and Doink the clown was eventually played by Chris Jericho one time. Chris Jericho is in the Band Fozzy, which is also the name of a muppet Bear. There was a wrestler named Big Josh in WCW who used to come to the ring with a real live bear. He fueded with the York Foundation at one point, who was led by Alexandra York, AKA Terri Runnels who was at one point married to Goldust. Goldust wrestled Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Roddy Piper was in a movie called "They Live" which was directed by John Carpenter who also directed a TV movie called Elvis. Honky Tonk Man was basically an Elvis Imitator..but he was also the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, until he lost to the Ultimate Warrior, who himself had a cheap imitation over in WCW named Renegade, who was introduced as Hogan and Savages' partner. He would go on to win the WCW TV title and then lose it to DDP who would go on to win WCW's rip off of King of the Ring "Lord of the Ring"..Regal was known as Lord Steven Regal back in WCW, and he tagged with Dave Taylor for a while, who WWE brought back a few years ago. He brought in Drew McIntyre, who has pretty much not been on TV for a while..and thats who it is~!

unless it isn't

Pretty sure Goldbergs record was 173, in which case you're wrong. However, using you logic I've come to the conclusion it's Lash LaRoux.

[XL]

Nope.

Look Within = Latino World Order.

[Mike Honcho]

This promo is for nothing else other than the WWE NETWORK, you silly bastards.
"he" is vince and he is coming to claim what is rightfully his....

yo motha fuckin tv.

[VSG]

Ha! The joke's on him, I don't even have a motha fuckin tv.

[FourFifty]

UPDATE! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY RYAN BLARK!!!!!

It's Norm from Cheers

[Tazz Dan]

The video has a bit of Edge to it.

[Tazz Dan]

No wait! The male and female both seem like they're dead. The swings are hanging by a chain. He is returning to change the world as we know. Chain, hanging, dead male and female. It's Chris Benoit.

[Blakeamus]

That's a crippling observation.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It'll be Chris Jericho coming out... to introduce us to the real surprise -- John Morrison. Remember this:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5VyJVjrHbsg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It's just another Morrison film project.

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna be Eddie Guerrero.

Gonna come out to confront Dolph Ziggler, Vickie will be all "I thought you were dead" and then Eddie will grin and yell "I LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEDDDD, MAMACITA!"

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Think I went too far. That made me sad reading back what I typed.

[Shisen Kopf]

An anagram for look within is Hook Lit Win. Must be Kane, the other Kane promo is for fake Kane.

Or maybe this is a clue Ho Wink It Lo it's the Godfather??

Perhaps....


But in reality the answer is motherfuckin Gangrel bitches!

[Tazz Dan]

Rey Mysterio.

[Tazz Dan]

Lock Jaw needs to change his avatar.

[Dirk Ziggler]

Y:year 2012

2:2nd day

J:januaury



<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FDCvfJRfyzU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



Most everybody suspects this video = Shock Master. What are some clues that you have come across?

[Juan]

There's already a thread for this, you stupid fuck.

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=115984

[Juan]

*runs back down to mom's basement*

[Juan]

A parody? You mean like the majority of the 287 posts in the thread that already exists?

[Juan]

Um no

[Juan]

In fact, just so you can see that this in fact does not deserve it's own thread, I'll leave it open so a different mod can either close it or merge it

[Dirk Ziggler]

the original post is ruined do what you gotta do Guy

[Juan]

Thanks to whoever merged this

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Chris Jericho noted on his Twitter account that Revolver Magazine listed him as among the Top 100 Living Rock Stars. In responding to a fan's comment to him on Twitter, Jericho spoke about the ongoing series of mystery videos on Raw, writing, "Haven't watched Raw in a month and I haven't seen the mystery promos. Sorry...don't know and don't care so u can stop asking." - would you expect anything less from the master of red herrings?

---

As much as I'd like to see him, I'm going to laugh so fucking hard if it's The Undertaker and Jericho was telling the truth all along/is genuinely annoyed how often he gets asked about it.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw needs to change his avatar.

Your wish is my command.

[Mr. Pierre]

It's definitely Undertaker. I really don't see how the theme of these videos relate to any other wrestler.

[Xero]

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[VSG]

Things got a LOT more interesting now.

[Shadow]

Well now I have no clue who it could be!

[ace3025]

Karhma and jericho, or Michelle and taker.....according to that its gotta be a team. Although I Tues "she" could be an object......forget it....

[SammyG]

I was thinking Michelle and Taker yeah

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Michelle and Taker together would make no sense.

I was actually thinking Stephanie and Jericho.

They have a history, she could be bringing him back to go after Punk, especially since HHH got sidetracked with Nash and never really got the job done.

[Xero]

I was thinking Stephanie but I couldn't put a reason why she would be connected (other than her past with Jericho). That would make sense.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I did think of Shane and Stephanie McMahon when I saw this; but then my senses returned to me and I realised that it is Jericho going after the WWE Championship/World Heavyweight Championship. "She" refers to the championship, calling him to glory. And the things will never...be the same again.

Remember:

* Jericho has said in the past that he won't return as the same Chris Jericho. He wants to constantly evolve and keep his character fresh, and he feels that his past incarnation had run its course, and he will only return when he works out a new character to play.

* When asked about some of the great characters of all-time, Jericho has said that he envies The Undertaker's character, and said that if he were the size of Taker, he would have absolutely loved to have given it a go.

My guess is that we'll see Jericho return, but he'll present himself as a "supernatural" talent. No longer just "The best in the world at what he does," but "world changing." Something a bit more mystic and cryptic than he has been previously. Not an Undertaker clone, or anything, but a character that sees himself as some sort of force beyond a man, being recalled to World Title glory.

[Xero]

I could easily see them going another route (Taker), just to throw everyone off, and having Jericho return at the Rumble and win.

It would actually be a perfect way to quell the Jericho rumors and throw a nice swerve in there. Bring back Taker with a cryptic message that "could" be Jericho, then have Jericho actually return later.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think everyone sort of expects it to be Taker, though. Like, it's certainly a bit different from other versions of him; but whenever there are "creepy" videos, people usually jump to thinking Taker. I'm sure many casual fans are the same way. That's not to say that giving people what they expect with these sort of things is a bad thing.

[RaginRonic]

I did think of Shane and Stephanie McMahon when I saw this; but then my senses returned to me and I realised that it is Jericho going after the WWE Championship/World Heavyweight Championship. "She" refers to the championship, calling him to glory. And the things will never...be the same again.

Remember:

* Jericho has said in the past that he won't return as the same Chris Jericho. He wants to constantly evolve and keep his character fresh, and he feels that his past incarnation had run its course, and he will only return when he works out a new character to play.

* When asked about some of the great characters of all-time, Jericho has said that he envies The Undertaker's character, and said that if he were the size of Taker, he would have absolutely loved to have given it a go.

My guess is that we'll see Jericho return, but he'll present himself as a "supernatural" talent. No longer just "The best in the world at what he does," but "world changing." Something a bit more mystic and cryptic than he has been previously. Not an Undertaker clone, or anything, but a character that sees himself as some sort of force beyond a man, being recalled to World Title glory.

Wow...you kept it somewhat brief this time! /sarcasm =P

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Al Snow and Head

[Ruien]

And you all said the girl meant nothing in the other video. Who was right? This guy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/hollywoodh/9db7e07a.jpg

[Dirk Ziggler]

Also when you take the Year 2012 2nd of January: Year=Y 2+0=2 12-2=10 (J the tenth letter of the alphabet.)


10-2 = 8
8x0 = 0
6-6 = 0
6+2 = 8
2+3 = 5




Clearly the answer, ...is BOOBS. Very excited to see the arrival of BOOBS in 2012

[XCaliber]

Yep it's definetly Jericho I just hope he doesn't come back with a Sting or a Raven like gimmick unless it's to lead up to a match with Taker at Wrestlemania but I do believe the "she" that is being referred to is a major championship but I tend to think it's the WWE and not the WHC.

[Nicky Fives]

I do believe the "she" that is being referred to is a major championship but I tend to think it's the WWE and not the WHC.

[OldSchoolFan]

I am thinking Steph with Y2J to take over from Johhny Ace and help HHH regain control, then we get Y2J/ Punk for the belt and when things fall apart we get Y2J/HHH part 5000

[Tazz Dan]

It's RVD. 'She' is Mary Jane.

[Ruien]

That is so going on my fridge Hasney!

[Emperor Smeat]

So its not Tommy Dreamer coming back to save his wife from Raven again. The video never said only 1 person would be coming back :shifty:

Raven = bird sounds in the new video and it can't be crows since that is tied more to Sting so its probably ravens
Dreamer = kid seems to be doing nothing but pretending to be taking notes so maybe day dreaming in class
"She" = Dreamer's girlfriend/wife from ECW


Actually that sounds more like what Russo would do if TNA copied this hype video.

[Blakeamus]

I think everyone sort of expects it to be Taker, though. Like, it's certainly a bit different from other versions of him; but whenever there are "creepy" videos, people usually jump to thinking Taker. I'm sure many casual fans are the same way. That's not to say that giving people what they expect with these sort of things is a bad thing.

My girlfriend is a casual fans and when I asked her to watch the videos, she quickly said Jericho.

[taker707]

MONDAY 2 JANUARY
ONDAY 2 JANUAR
NDAY 2 JANUA
DAY 2 JANU
AY 2 JAN
Y 2 JA
Y2J!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Thanks for your unique analysis on the situation.

[Sepholio]

Steph and HBK. She gets him to come back and get the HHH/Nash situation under control. The end of the world reference is to the Kliq reuniting and taking over the WWE.

Either that or Stephanie and Vince.

A far off 3rd option is the return of the anonymous GM.

[Tazz Dan]

To be fair, that taker707 effort is probably the best one in the thread so far.

[XL]

Yeah, I hadn't seen that tbf.

[Xero]

To be fair, that taker707 effort is probably the best one in the thread so far.

"I Be Sting" > Y2J

[Xero]

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[VSG]

:wtf:

[Blakeamus]

wtf?

[Captain of Fun]

Jericho: "Do you understand what I am saying right now?"

[SammyG]

does the notebook say chris...?

[taker707]

does the notebook say chris...?

yes i watched it full screen 1080 on youtube and clearly says chris

[VSG]

Ya I thought I saw a crossed out Chris, but it could just be me seeing what I wanted to see.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9048/chrisl.png

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/621/chris2d.png

If it is gonna ultimately be Jericho though, I think next week will feature a beyond obvious, dead give away clue. Much like "BREAK_WALLS" the week before he returned last time.</font>

[taker707]

here's a zoomed in image of the notebook .

[Shisen Kopf]

It's motherfuckin Modercai.

[Gertner]

Fat ass Indy loser " OMGZ< IT"S CHRIS HERO"!!!

[Xero]

Found this on some Jericho Facebook fanpage:

Read this, Jericholics! It's from a wrestling website: These videos are hyping a potential WM28 feud between CM Punk and Chris Jericho and here's why: In the video the little boy is representing Jericho and the little girl is representing Punk. Keep this in mind throughout my explanation. Notice, how the little boy continues to write in his notebook and the little girl keeps trying to look at what he is writing. Once the boy goes into the corner (Jericho's time off from WWE), The girl tries to do the work herself, but can't come up with anything. Keep in mind that she looked at the boy's notebook and this is implying that she has stolen the boy's work, which represents Jericho going to come back and claim that Punk is a fraud and has stolen his ideas and gimmick and what not. Also the ball in the video represents Jericho "dropping the ball" by leaving and Punk "taking the ball and running with it". The ball belonged to the boy and the girl took. At the end the girl, is standing in the spotlight and the boy is in the dark with his head down indicating that we have forgotten about Jericho and that Punk is the new guy we all know and love. This will lead to WM match with Punk and Jericho. Look within the video not what the kid is saying....

[Jura]

It's pretty obvious it's Sting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That's actually a pretty interesting analysis. Punk being entertaining clearly violates Jericho's persona, causing him to return. Well, it could be a bit better connected through "The Best in the World" phrasing and such.

[Tazz Dan]

Did anybody else pick Jericho in the Raw opening this week?

[Tazz Dan]

Well, in the Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen bit, or however it goes.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho's always been in it, hasn't he?

[FourFifty]

Ha! You fools, you have it all wrong, ALL WRONG I TELL YOU!!!

It's Chris, but not Jericho. You see, Chris' name was crossed off the book. Which other Chris has been crossed off of WWE?
The crossed out Chris' title history speaks for itself.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/worldheavyweight/304454144

[Ice Cream Bar]

It's not Benoit. He died in 2007.

Derp.

[The Jayman]

or so you think

[Ice Cream Bar]

Even if Benoit was alive it wouldn't be him. It would be bad publicity. So Kirby guy is still a dumbass.

[Cool King]

Found this on some Jericho Facebook fanpage:

Read this, Jericholics! It's from a wrestling website: These videos are hyping a potential WM28 feud between CM Punk and Chris Jericho and here's why: In the video the little boy is representing Jericho and the little girl is representing Punk. Keep this in mind throughout my explanation. Notice, how the little boy continues to write in his notebook and the little girl keeps trying to look at what he is writing. Once the boy goes into the corner (Jericho's time off from WWE), The girl tries to do the work herself, but can't come up with anything. Keep in mind that she looked at the boy's notebook and this is implying that she has stolen the boy's work, which represents Jericho going to come back and claim that Punk is a fraud and has stolen his ideas and gimmick and what not. Also the ball in the video represents Jericho "dropping the ball" by leaving and Punk "taking the ball and running with it". The ball belonged to the boy and the girl took. At the end the girl, is standing in the spotlight and the boy is in the dark with his head down indicating that we have forgotten about Jericho and that Punk is the new guy we all know and love. This will lead to WM match with Punk and Jericho. Look within the video not what the kid is saying....

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/249/38397728492294745591374.jpg

[ace3025]

It's not Benoit. He died in 2007.

Derp.

What? How did I not hear of this? Are you sure. you would think this would be big news!

[Innovator]

Benoit isn't dead, we're just made to think he is dead. Until he can control the rage within...

[Ice Cream Bar]

good1

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ha! You fools, you have it all wrong, ALL WRONG I TELL YOU!!!

It's Chris, but not Jericho. You see, Chris' name was crossed off the book. Which other Chris has been crossed off of WWE?
The crossed out Chris' title history speaks for itself.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/worldheavyweight/304454144

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zMS4ZeZm6TM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:shifty:

[Ice Cream Bar]

very clever yeah it could be him probably is nice post

[GD]

It doesn't seem like Jericho at all.

[Gertner]

It's Chris Kanyon

[Ice Cream Bar]

It's Chris "The Hitman" Hart

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Clearly Jericho and Undertaker are both gonna be backstage, ready to go out on 1/2/12 at which point Vince will say eeny meenie miny mo...</font>

[Volare]

Candido. Back again!

[Volare]

<font color=goldenrod>Clearly Jericho and Undertaker are both gonna be backstage, ready to go out on 1/2/12 at which point Vince will say eeny meenie miny mo...</font>

And we finally get the debut of Brodus Clay, who jobs to Ryder in 3 minutes.

[Volare]

Found this on some Jericho Facebook fanpage:

Read this, Jericholics! It's from a wrestling website: These videos are hyping a potential WM28 feud between CM Punk and Chris Jericho and here's why: In the video the little boy is representing Jericho and the little girl is representing Punk. Keep this in mind throughout my explanation. Notice, how the little boy continues to write in his notebook and the little girl keeps trying to look at what he is writing. Once the boy goes into the corner (Jericho's time off from WWE), The girl tries to do the work herself, but can't come up with anything. Keep in mind that she looked at the boy's notebook and this is implying that she has stolen the boy's work, which represents Jericho going to come back and claim that Punk is a fraud and has stolen his ideas and gimmick and what not. Also the ball in the video represents Jericho "dropping the ball" by leaving and Punk "taking the ball and running with it". The ball belonged to the boy and the girl took. At the end the girl, is standing in the spotlight and the boy is in the dark with his head down indicating that we have forgotten about Jericho and that Punk is the new guy we all know and love. This will lead to WM match with Punk and Jericho. Look within the video not what the kid is saying....


So in other words, Jericho is supposed to be reborn on Punk's TV Time 1/2/12

[Volare]

Oh and to throw my crazy analogy in there.

Notice how the 12 makes an R

1/2/12 or 12/12 = RR = Royal Rumble.

Gentlemen we have our winner already.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe it's the debut of the boy and the girl in the video.

No one ever simplifies things.

[SammyG]

Definitely Skip Sheffield.

[Lock Jaw]

Definitely Jeff and Karen Jarrett. After all, they were just fired by TNA Management!

[jerichoholicninja]

Is Jericho going to be super serious Jericho? Cryptic videos doesn't seem like something serious Jericho would do.

[Shadow]

It's not Benoit. He died in 2007.

Derp.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/007/707/you-must-be-new-here-willy-wonka.jpg?1322246137

[FourFifty]

WHO BETTA THAN KANYON!?!?!??!

[Swiss Ultimate]

It's Samoa Joe.

[FourFifty]

Soma Joe

[Lock Jaw]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/400427_666143192235_69402342_33316585_1617038990_n.jpg

IT BEGINS

[Lock Jaw]

Brother Ray gave all his FAT to Smoh Joe

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bully Ray seems to be happy that he's only the second least credible guy in the photo.

[Innovator]

God I would be so happy for this Bubba to be in WWE.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Brother Ray gave all his FAT to Smoh Joe

Smore Joe

[FourFifty]

I'm pretty sure it's a stable. I'm guessing the Soggy Bottom Boys.

[Tazz Dan]

I would mark "The Fuck" out if I heard this music hit on 03/01/12

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[FourFifty]

Well I hope you're ready to mark "the fuck" out, because I'm pretty damn sure it's The Soggy Bottom Boys.

I heard it from my brother's sister's ex husband's best friend's dad's uncle's gay lover's boss' boss' son's friend's hamster's groomer's cat's lover's friend's mom who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Vince McMahon (Biblically speaking, of course).

[Tazz Dan]

Could be the greatest moment in WWE history since Vince got Rickroll'd

[owenbrown]

lol

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jericho's latest tweet:

Sick of all the questions so this is it...from now on I'm not answering anymore wrestling related questions. I'm done w WWE. Deal with it

LOOK AT HOW HE'S DENYING IT YOU GUYS!!!111!!!! CLEARLY IT'S HIM!!!</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gonna laugh when tonight's vignette ends with a bell tolling and people still claim it's Jericho.</font>

[XL]

How would people feel about a kind of "Preacher" Jericho? Basically his last gimmick turned up a couple of notches.

The "Prophetless" line at the end of the last promo made me think that he might come back with something like that.

In fact, I think a doomsayer gimmick could be gold heading into 2012.

[Dirk Ziggler]

God I would be so happy for this Bubba to be in WWE.

why? what would they do with him?

[XL]

Let's be fair, Bubba is in better shape now than he has ever been and actually has somewhat of an interesting character. He's probably the best he's ever been right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

How would people feel about a kind of "Preacher" Jericho? Basically his last gimmick turned up a couple of notches.

The "Prophetless" line at the end of the last promo made me think that he might come back with something like that.

In fact, I think a doomsayer gimmick could be gold heading into 2012.

Wouldn't be the first his debut involved a potentially bad event considering his 1st debut was a play on the upcoming Y2K problem and the new millennium. I think the Y2K incident was only referenced once though and only on how his name became Y2J.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The return of unmasked Kane.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Would mark out hard for that. Kane's current run has gotten a little stale. Wish they would go back to the Old School unmasked Kane.

Or Biker Kane. :y:

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

hahaha Biker Kane

[Dirk Ziggler]

Let's be fair, Bubba is in better shape now than he has ever been and actually has somewhat of an interesting character. He's probably the best he's ever been right now.

Bubba may be in better shape. But his character and mic skills aren't exactly believable. Bubba gets on the mic and I find myself hitting the fast forward button on the DVR.

[Dirk Ziggler]

The last 2 times Jericho debuted, he did so as a face then turned to a heel. With the lack of Main Event heels WWE has on Raw and just in general. In putting my money on him debuting this time around as a heel.

[Lock Jaw]

Bubba is pretty amazing on the mic as a heel. I say that as not seeing any of his current Bully Ray run which is supposedly even better.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

100% confirmed it is CHRIS JERICHO

[Extreme Angle]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6966&stc=1&d=1324933342

[Aguakate]

Bubba is pretty amazing on the mic as a heel. I say that as not seeing any of his current Bully Ray run which is supposedly even better.

I just hate the name "Bully" Ray.

It's as if Billy Gunn came back as "Bully" Gunn.

Or "Bull" Goldberg.

It's kinda corny.

[Dirk Ziggler]

100% confirmed it is CHRIS JERICHO

You can't post this and not leave a source

[FourFifty]

You can't post this and not leave a source

Yes we can. Just watch this.

IT'S CHRIS JERICHO!


But seriously, I'm still saying the Soggy Bottom Boys, or Chris Benoit.

[Lock Jaw]

I just hate the name "Bully" Ray.

It's as if Billy Gunn came back as "Bully" Gunn.

Or "Bull" Goldberg.

It's kinda corny.

But, see, he's a bully now.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

You can't post this and not leave a source

I gotta feeling

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, in that case 100% CONFIRMED!!!

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

I gotta feeling is a wrestling newsletter I think

[Extreme Angle]

Dunno if my snapshot is relevant...

[Crimson]

Its going to be the new RAW GM. Probably a face calling it now

[VSG]

Well that's certainly a new direction, and one I would not mind seeing.

[taker707]

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The last Video

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It's clearly gonna be Chris Jericho.......








.....who will then receive a Last Ride off the stage by a returning Undertaker, never to be seen again.</font>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

DO U UNDERSTAND

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Alright so now they've given the "BIG HINT" that it's gonna be Jericho. So if that's a swerve and it's not him, I guess people will have a decent reason to gripe.

[FourFifty]

I am the man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.

The place where he was born and raised

For six long years I've been in trouble,
no pleasure here on earth I've found
For in this world, I'm bound to ramble,
I have no friends to help me now.

He has no friends to help him now

It's fair thee well, my old true lover,
I never expect to see you again.
For I'm bound to ride that Northern Railroad,
perhaps I'll die upon this train

Perhaps he'll die upon this train

You can bury me in some deep valley,
For many years where I may lay.
And you may learn to love another
while I am sleeping in my grave.

While he is sleeping in his grave

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
My face you never will see no more
But there is one promise that is given,
I'll meet you on Gods golden shore

He'll meet you on God's golden shore <!--Lyrics End-->

[#1-norm-fan]

"A force shall arrive. Do you understand?"

"Do u understand" is an anagram for "Sudden Rotunda"

It's the return of I.R.S. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... "The end begins"

That's an anagram for "Deb seen thing"

So who's "thing" has Deb seen?

It's Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

[Dirk Ziggler]

Keep 'em coming

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... "The end begins"

That's an anagram for "Deb seen thing"

So who's "thing" has Deb seen?

It's Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

Nah, because instead of "The end begins" it would have said "Fuck that shit..."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

7 days until this ends and then they try another thing to boost ratings with another mystery.

[Xero]

Thirteen years ago: The Y2K problem. Y2J debuts six months early.

Next Monday: The world is ending in 2012. The end is happening 12 months early.

Fits Jericho's past.

JUST SAYIN'!

[FourFifty]

Well this thread has taken votes away from the 100,001 replies thread. While we're on idle bullshit, what does Xero think about The Godfather?

[Xero]

He's a fine Pimp, but he needs to fine-tune his Pimp-i-tude to become a truly great Pimp.

[FourFifty]

What about Papa Shango?

[Xero]

Terrible voodoo priest. Apparently, when he made Ultimate Warrior puke he was actually trying to cure him of rheumatoid arthritis.

[Juan]

This fucking thread

[Xero]

Don't you mean "stay on topic"?

[FourFifty]

And what do you think about Kama?

[FourFifty]

This fucking thread

Don't you mean "stay on topic"?

Or "fuck this thread"

[Autobahn]

Hope its Taker. Then we get to see the IWC go into meltdowm.

[Autobahn]

though to be fair that happens every week around here.

[Tazz Dan]

I am the man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.

The place where he was born and raised

For six long years I've been in trouble,
no pleasure here on earth I've found
For in this world, I'm bound to ramble,
I have no friends to help me now.

He has no friends to help him now

It's fair thee well, my old true lover,
I never expect to see you again.
For I'm bound to ride that Northern Railroad,
perhaps I'll die upon this train

Perhaps he'll die upon this train

You can bury me in some deep valley,
For many years where I may lay.
And you may learn to love another
while I am sleeping in my grave.

While he is sleeping in his grave

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
My face you never will see no more
But there is one promise that is given,
I'll meet you on Gods golden shore

He'll meet you on God's golden shore <!--Lyrics End-->


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[XL]

http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae11/p455vv0rd/pic.jpg?t=1324993714

WELL THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL!!!!!11!!!1!

[XL]

The last 2 times Jericho debuted, he did so as a face then turned to a heel. With the lack of Main Event heels WWE has on Raw and just in general. In putting my money on him debuting this time around as a heel.
Would the "last 2 times" include his debut?

The one where he claimed to be the audience's "new hero", called the show "boring" and a "snoozefest", spoke about TV ratings, PPV buyrates and mainstream acceptance being low and that he had come to "save the WWF" from the "stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre" superstars like The Rock - who's name was chanted by the audience throughout the entire promo - and generally talked himself up just like a heel does?

He may have been "well received" but in no way, shape or form was he a babyface on his debut.

[XL]

Funny that that debut spiel would work today. 12 years after the fact.

[XL]

http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae11/p455vv0rd/pic.jpg?t=1324993714

WELL THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL!!!!!11!!!1!

Although...

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HE'S HERE.

Then again, there was 2ND_COMING.

[XL]

So it's probably Sting.

[XL]

The timing of that Taker return was so bad. He hit the aisle far to early but then nailed the Tombstone (that lead to a DQ fall and the win for HHH) after the bell.

#botchamania

[Volare]

He Is Coming.....or Cuming??

I say Val Venus is relaunching the Attitude Era.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It almost seems impossible to not be The Undertaker at this point. The creepy promos fit him perfectly and "the end begins" refers to his final road to WM.</font>

[Rammsteinmad]

Unless he decides to go for 21-0, that way his streak is completely legal. :shifty:

[Xero]

Would need to be 25 to rent a car, though.

[Rammsteinmad]

Wow, really? That's fucked up. :nono:

[XCaliber]

Find it odd that Brodus Clay will be making his RAW debut the very same week cuz whoever it is will clearly overshadow it unless they've done this intentionally for w/e reason.

[Blakeamus]

I actually think it would be funny if Brodus Clay's debut will be delayed yet again...

[VSG]

The first shows on a new year always have something for the viewers to tune in, I bet Smackdown will have a World title match as well.

[#1-norm-fan]

The first shows on a new year always have something for the viewers to tune in, I bet Smackdown will have a World title match as well.

Barrett vs Orton falls count anywhere has already been announced. They ran an ad for it during Raw.

[#1-norm-fan]

Find it odd that Brodus Clay will be making his RAW debut the very same week cuz whoever it is will clearly overshadow it unless they've done this intentionally for w/e reason.

Or Brodus Clay won't be debuting next week.

[Ultra Mantis]

At this point the best case scenario for Brodus Clay making his re-debut is having him get totally destroyed by some FCW jobber and then being quietly released. Jericho destroying him next week would also be great.

[Lock Jaw]

Brodus debuts, gets squashed by "It Begins Guy". Goes home and eats cheese puffs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Would still love for it to be Brock Lesnar. He can destroy both CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler after their title match -- setting up Punk vs. Lesnar (and possibly vs. Ziggler) for WrestleMania.

[Blakeamus]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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[Blakeamus]

The End Begins! NBC Sports Network to take out WWE Network before it even airs!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

The inVasion... part deux.

[Theo Dious]

NBC = NEW BRODUS CLAY!!! :eek:

[#1-norm-fan]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/998852-wwe-it-begins-on-january-2nd-2012-a-john-cena-heel-turn

This won't be happening but reading it, I thought it would be awesome if Punk beats Ziggler in the main event and ends up getting attacked by Ziggler and Swagger. Cena comes out to help Punk clear the ring and as they're standing there alone, another "It begins" promo comes up and a countdown starts while Cena and Punk stare at the titan tron. And just as it hits 0, Cena gives Punk the AA...

[#1-norm-fan]

NBC = NEW BRODUS CLAY!!! :eek:

No Brodus Clay

This entire thing is just hyping another week of Brodus Clay not debuting. The "it" that begins is the second half of the 16 week wait for Brodus Clay's debut.

[Malfeitor]

It's obviously the Blair Witch.

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who saw the person standing and facing the corner of the room.

[Aguakate]

Maybe this is all about Vince McMahon coming back and giving another one of these:

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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Guys, it's clearly this guy:</font>

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/u/undertaker/images/undertaker.jpg

[FourFifty]

Only a few more days for this wonderful spam thread to keep on trucking...

It's Heath Ledger as The Joker
The second coming of Jesus Christ
Calling it now- Doink
Still saying it's the Soggy Bottom Boys
Benoit again
KYR
Crossrine
ToVo
Pretty sure it's my cat Sugar
Etc
Etc
Etc

[Lock Jaw]

SCREAMIN' NORMAN SMILEY

[Xero]

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[FourFifty]

Ugh, forgot how terrible that song is.....

[Xero]

I don't know how to treat Chyna. :-\

[#1-norm-fan]

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Can anyone guess how many time Chyna turns her head dramatically to or away from the camera?

[#1-norm-fan]

Times up: The answer is 58

[#1-norm-fan]

P.S. That dude had some big ass titties.

[Gertner]

Obviously the promo is referring to my upcoming Best Wrestling Poster Spammy Award win.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It must fucking suck being Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho walks into a McDonalds

'I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries and a coke'

'Yes sir, Mr Jericho sir' *winks*

60 to 90 seconds later

'Here you go Mr Jericho sir, a Fillet-o-Fish, an apple and a DVD copy of 'Battleship Potemkin'

'Huh?'

'You're Chris Jericho, you always say the exact opposite of what you mean. Would you like any sauces?'

'Yes please'

'Goodbye, enjoy your meal'.</font>

[Xero]

<font color=goldenrod>It must fucking suck being Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho walks into a McDonalds

'I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries and a coke'

'Yes sir, Mr Jericho sir' *winks*

60 to 90 seconds later

'Here you go Mr Jericho sir, a Fillet-o-Fish, an apple and a DVD copy of 'Battleship Potemkin'

'Huh?'

'You're Chris Jericho, you always say the exact opposite of what you mean. Would you like any sauces?'

'Yes please'

'Goodbye, enjoy your meal'.</font>

Yeah, he totally went to TNA that time he put the TNA logo on his website.

And now he's saying he'll "never return to wrestling", despite him before hand always leaving it open.

But nope, no chance of the "World Ending" having anything to do with Jericho.

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[James Diesel]

I don't know how to treat Chyna. :-\

Treat it for just what it is

[SammyG]

I'm hoping it's not Jericho.

[RaginRonic]

Speaking of countdowns.....

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End of 2011 coming, you know? ;)

[Volare]

You know what would be sweet? Right before whoever returns, the boy and the girl from the videos come running down to the ring with the girl chaising the boy and run around the ring for a bit while the "music" from the video play. Then they run up the ramp and BAM there he/she/it/whatever arrives.

[Droford]

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[FourFifty]

It's a dragon.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116461

[Xero]

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[Captain of Fun]

It's a dragon.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116461


That link doesn't go to anything because the mods are big fat babies who are afraid of dragons

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That link doesn't go to anything because the mods are big fat babies who are afraid of dragons

Yeah, let's all fucking generalise. It's not like I stickied it instead of delete it or anything.

Bunch of fucking modists over here.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I would like to say a big thank you to everyone else in this thread that made "jokes" in the last 3 pages for being unfunny douchebags. You're the reason the Cleveland show was renewed and Community is on hiatus.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I apologise for the above post because I realise that it is in fact all FourFifty. Wow, I could actually be laughing and happy at something else and I'd see a post of his in here and actually be angry.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well technically it is within a moderator's duties (hehe duties) to remove offensive posts.

And I don't think any reasonable person would dispute that those posts are offensively unfunny...

[DaveBrawl]

I would like to say a big thank you to everyone else in this thread that made "jokes" in the last 3 pages for being unfunny douchebags. You're the reason the Cleveland show was renewed and Community is on hiatus.

That's actually probably on me. Sorry about that.

[FourFifty]

It's the CZW wrestler WWE signed.


Source: Pwinsider
CZW has announced that WWE has signed CZW Academy student Even Singleton to a developmental deal.


So a fortune 500 company signed a bum off the street.

[Theo Dious]

You know what would be sweet? Right before whoever returns, the boy and the girl from the videos come running down to the ring with the girl chaising the boy and run around the ring for a bit while the "music" from the video play. Then they run up the ramp and BAM there he/she/it/whatever arrives.

Ok take out the "running around" and you've got something. Would be pretty cool if the two kids just came out and stood on either side of the ramp while one final promo plays on the Tron and the whoeveritis shows up.

[#1-norm-fan]

I like to pretend the kids are ghost kids because ghost kids are creepy. Seeing them come out would just ruin the vibe.

[Theo Dious]

I like to pretend the kids are ghost kids because ghost kids are creepy. Seeing them come out would just ruin the vibe.

Sprinkle them with sparkly dust and hit them with blacklights.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ooooooooooo

[OldSchoolFan]

Sprinkle them with sparkly dust and hit them with blacklights.

Twilight Kids... only problem is that would be perfect for someone who can bore you to death returning but Bryan isn't gone...

[Eklipse]

I'm 100% sure it's Kurt Angle.
10% of the time, I'm right 100% of the time.

[Juan]

Kane

Looks kinda bland, takes place at a school, kinda under rated..... I'VE GOT IT!
MATT STRIKER COMES BACK TO THE RING!

It's Sting

It's gotta be Poop Pants Sid then

Its obviously the WWE Network launch innit

R.E.M is gonna get back together for 1 night only.

Simon & Garfunkel style.

Vince McMahon. The kid was wearing a suit. Thats all I got.

I'm sure I'm wrong. Just a stab at guessing.

Obviously Raven, come on. I can tell because at :03 a bird, obviously a Raven, flies by.

0:13 - A football rolls by. Clearly it's the return of former WrestleMania main eventer and alleged rapist Lawrence Taylor.

I see water flowing... reference to all liquid... reference to alcohol... Razor Ramon returns....

But seriously... Jericho the only man who makes even a small amount of sense

Its the Linda McMahon Senate Campaign II in 2012 Kickoff Rally

She is obviously going to focus on better schools.

Maybe it's the return of The Anonymous Raw General Manager? Something you're not telling us, Lock Jaw?


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/149203_o.gif




willing to jump out on a limb here and say that it is Doink The Clown

Gilberg

Barry Horowitz

Henry Rollins.

claiming what is rightfully his?

http://pogant316.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/img_265_wwe-smackdown-2002-vince-mcmahon-introduces-nwo-promo.jpg?w=300&h=225

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WLDGrn79qNE/TWdekPQoR3I/AAAAAAAAABA/7S5_4GR0zOk/s1600/nwo_12305.jpg

It can only be the return of one man and one man only.

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Looks like Chyna finally manage to convince WWE to sign her.


http://www.softcom.net/users/abingham/goldust.jpg




bischoff

The Gobbledy Gooker

After the post in this thread I am thinking it could possibly be Vince or Shane...

This can mean only one thing

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I COME FROM THE FUTURE! AND ON JANUARY 2ND, 2012, IT IS THE RETURN OF......

Mark Henry and Mae Young's HAND BABY!

January 02, 2012 = 1-2-12


ONE TWO, THIS ON?

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You lot are way off. If anyone is coming back to make people pay for their sins, it's only one fucking man.

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I'm gonna say it's Mordecai.

You know, the anti-Undertaker who dressed in a white back long before HBK mocked 'Taker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-y7bjrlX98

It's probably Rodney Mack.

Nah it's definitely Kevin Thorn.

David Arquette is back with a vengeance!!!

2/1/12

2+1+1+2 = 6 = Syxx

K4L

Pacman / Mayweather / Ali / Out of Shape in Shape Guy from the 50's.

Just can't split between them.

Anagram for "itbegins": I Be Sting

It's also an anagram for Big Stein. And stein is a Jewish last name so that confirms that it will be a big Jewish rassler. Hmmm. Horowitz!!

http://i42.tinypic.com/97igqc.png

Gillberg

I think it's my cat, Sugar. I'm pretty sure she's the one who all the hype is about. She's been kinda sneaky as of late...

I hope it's the return of the man who's character was treated badly by the network which was why he didn't win the World Heavyweight Championship, thus claiming what was supposed be his.

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Pretty sure it's Brazilian football legend(?) Juninho.

2012/6=335

335 was the number of days Sting worked for WCW in 1992.

I've decided it's Edge. Some doctor managed to fix him with some ground-breaking surgery we have never seen before.

Its Chyna... the world as you know it line because she is the 9th wonder of the world... and she is coming to get HHH back...

Goldust reprising his gimmick Se7en.

Now that would be awesome.

(for 5 minutes)

It's obviously Evan Bourne after one more spice violation.

I propose that it is a new wrestler that they are bringing in with a "Son of The Undertaker" gimmick.

He comes in and is like Ministry-era Taker, going on a rampage. Kane joins with him, newly turned back to the dark side once again. They go on a warpath. Sondertaker wins the World Title or the WWE Title. Seems unstoppable.

Undertaker returns to confront his son at Wrestlemania, saying he has gone too far into the darkness... but that he will SAVE HIM.

Taker loses at WM, cementing The Sondertaker as SERIOUS BUSINESS, and setting up a new Streak.


BAM, the WWE has a new Undertaker character around for another 20 years if they are lucky.

It'd be revealed that Hornswoggle is really his son.

He would come in with the gimmick as having The Six Million Dollar Edge, where his neck is indestructible and no-sells Piledrivers from everyone.

Its Fake Taker (Underfaker?) from 1994

It's Bob Backlund. He's running for President again and going after the religious vote.

I don't know who it is, but he should join CM Punk's stable.

allow me to be the first to coin the term "shitbegins2012" then if thats true

No wait..

Clearly Tony Schiavone is coming to replace Cole since A) they're looking for announcers and B) its the 2 days before the anniversary of the same show as the fingerpoke of doom where he spoiled Foley's win over the Rock for the title.

http://www.jrsbarbq.com/files/images/JR27.jpg

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...no love for Heath Slater?

here are my guesses: glacier, lance storm, shane douglas, goldust (or maybe seVen), ernest "the cat" miller, raven, lex luger, quagmire (thats right...from family guy), snitsky, mike knox, dennis rodman, brooklyn brawler, or "mean" gene!

I've worked it out..... It's Shawn Michaels! He's coming back to face The Undertaker in a HIAC match at Wrestlemania. This will also coincide with Kane's return during the match where he will screw The Undertaker, thus ending the undefeated streak, HBK will finally get his win, and to make it all full circle, Kane will have his mask.

Book it!

it's the long awaited return of the Harlem Globetrotters

Dennis Rodman

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2127860488_38b55c8c46_z.jpg?zz=1

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Oh snap, it's MVP. BALLER!

Taker and McCool combo return???

And the wrestler appears from out of the page? In that case I know who it is.

The Ghastly Grinner!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-N2oBlN9V8Ng/TgSLVKMXONI/AAAAAAAABYI/Kh1MwlabZKg/s1600/are+you+afraid+of+the+dark.gif

THIS is who we will get to see return ... (http://www.wrestlecrap.com/jotw-sean.html)

Think about it... kids, bible verse, basketball... it ALL makes sense now

Its Harold Camping.

THIS is who we will get to see return ... (http://www.germanscat.com/start.php?&a_aid=directlink&a_bid=12d59b2f) is more like it.

LeBron James vs. Miz

@ Mania

Its Bam Neely and Chavo

It said "a familiar face"

= La Familia

I'm feeling pretty sure it's Dancing Dave.

That basketball is wayyyyyyyyy too prominent and the words the kid reads seem to talk of the return of a 'killer'.

So yeah, Dancing Dave or Undertaker. With his last run being the thing that 'begins'.

I want to believe it's Shane, and the girl "pestering/annoying" him is supposed to be Steph.

http://royalrumbler.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gillberg.jpg

a.k.a. plan b.

Apples have worms, so it's the Boogyman!

Your Welcome
http://www.littlebigpicture.co.uk/media/June2011/perry-saturn.jpg

The Boogeyman had a large clock around his head! MVP had a clock in his intro! He also had a large inflatable thing for his entrance, which was inflated with air. Ric Flair has "air" in his name, and he's the 16 Time World Champion. 16 is the letter P, but its also 4x2 which is DB. DB is the first initials of Dave Batista, but its also the initials of Dwayne Bruce, AKA Sgt Buddy Lee Parker. Buddy Lee Parker was famous for training..Bill Goldberg. Goldbergs undefeated streaked ended after 174 matches. 1+7+4=12, and 12 = L. Lex Luger springs to mind, but Lash Laroux should be there instead. He was a member of "Misfits in Action" with Hugh Morrus, who did the no laughing matter as his finisher. Lance Storm never laughed at anything, though he might have laughed at Doink the Clown. and Doink the clown was eventually played by Chris Jericho one time. Chris Jericho is in the Band Fozzy, which is also the name of a muppet Bear. There was a wrestler named Big Josh in WCW who used to come to the ring with a real live bear. He fueded with the York Foundation at one point, who was led by Alexandra York, AKA Terri Runnels who was at one point married to Goldust. Goldust wrestled Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Roddy Piper was in a movie called "They Live" which was directed by John Carpenter who also directed a TV movie called Elvis. Honky Tonk Man was basically an Elvis Imitator..but he was also the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, until he lost to the Ultimate Warrior, who himself had a cheap imitation over in WCW named Renegade, who was introduced as Hogan and Savages' partner. He would go on to win the WCW TV title and then lose it to DDP who would go on to win WCW's rip off of King of the Ring "Lord of the Ring"..Regal was known as Lord Steven Regal back in WCW, and he tagged with Dave Taylor for a while, who WWE brought back a few years ago. He brought in Drew McIntyre, who has pretty much not been on TV for a while..and thats who it is~!

unless it isn't

Nope.

Look Within = Latino World Order.

This promo is for nothing else other than the WWE NETWORK, you silly bastards.
"he" is vince and he is coming to claim what is rightfully his....

yo motha fuckin tv.

UPDATE! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY RYAN BLARK!!!!!

It's Norm from Cheers

No wait! The male and female both seem like they're dead. The swings are hanging by a chain. He is returning to change the world as we know. Chain, hanging, dead male and female. It's Chris Benoit.

It'll be Chris Jericho coming out... to introduce us to the real surprise -- John Morrison. Remember this:

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It's just another Morrison film project.

Gonna be Eddie Guerrero.

Gonna come out to confront Dolph Ziggler, Vickie will be all "I thought you were dead" and then Eddie will grin and yell "I LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEDDDD, MAMACITA!"

An anagram for look within is Hook Lit Win. Must be Kane, the other Kane promo is for fake Kane.

Or maybe this is a clue Ho Wink It Lo it's the Godfather??

Perhaps....


But in reality the answer is motherfuckin Gangrel bitches!

Rey Mysterio.

Y:year 2012

2:2nd day

J:januaury



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Most everybody suspects this video = Shock Master. What are some clues that you have come across?

Karhma and jericho, or Michelle and taker.....according to that its gotta be a team. Although I Tues "she" could be an object......forget it....

I was thinking Michelle and Taker yeah

Al Snow and Head

10-2 = 8
8x0 = 0
6-6 = 0
6+2 = 8
2+3 = 5




Clearly the answer, ...is BOOBS. Very excited to see the arrival of BOOBS in 2012

I am thinking Steph with Y2J to take over from Johhny Ace and help HHH regain control, then we get Y2J/ Punk for the belt and when things fall apart we get Y2J/HHH part 5000

It's RVD. 'She' is Mary Jane.

So its not Tommy Dreamer coming back to save his wife from Raven again. The video never said only 1 person would be coming back :shifty:

Raven = bird sounds in the new video and it can't be crows since that is tied more to Sting so its probably ravens
Dreamer = kid seems to be doing nothing but pretending to be taking notes so maybe day dreaming in class
"She" = Dreamer's girlfriend/wife from ECW


Actually that sounds more like what Russo would do if TNA copied this hype video.

Steph and HBK. She gets him to come back and get the HHH/Nash situation under control. The end of the world reference is to the Kliq reuniting and taking over the WWE.

Either that or Stephanie and Vince.

A far off 3rd option is the return of the anonymous GM.

It's motherfuckin Modercai.

Fat ass Indy loser " OMGZ< IT"S CHRIS HERO"!!!

It's pretty obvious it's Sting.

Ha! You fools, you have it all wrong, ALL WRONG I TELL YOU!!!

It's Chris, but not Jericho. You see, Chris' name was crossed off the book. Which other Chris has been crossed off of WWE?
The crossed out Chris' title history speaks for itself.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/worldheavyweight/304454144

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:shifty:

It's Chris Kanyon

It's Chris "The Hitman" Hart

Candido. Back again!

Oh and to throw my crazy analogy in there.

Notice how the 12 makes an R

1/2/12 or 12/12 = RR = Royal Rumble.

Gentlemen we have our winner already.

It's Samoa Joe.

I'm pretty sure it's a stable. I'm guessing the Soggy Bottom Boys.

Its going to be the new RAW GM. Probably a face calling it now

I am the man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.

The place where he was born and raised

For six long years I've been in trouble,
no pleasure here on earth I've found
For in this world, I'm bound to ramble,
I have no friends to help me now.

He has no friends to help him now

It's fair thee well, my old true lover,
I never expect to see you again.
For I'm bound to ride that Northern Railroad,
perhaps I'll die upon this train

Perhaps he'll die upon this train

You can bury me in some deep valley,
For many years where I may lay.
And you may learn to love another
while I am sleeping in my grave.

While he is sleeping in his grave

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
My face you never will see no more
But there is one promise that is given,
I'll meet you on Gods golden shore

He'll meet you on God's golden shore <!--Lyrics End-->

"A force shall arrive. Do you understand?"

"Do u understand" is an anagram for "Sudden Rotunda"

It's the return of I.R.S. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

Wait... "The end begins"

That's an anagram for "Deb seen thing"

So who's "thing" has Deb seen?

It's Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Somebody call Ryan Clark.

He Is Coming.....or Cuming??

I say Val Venus is relaunching the Attitude Era.

Unless he decides to go for 21-0, that way his streak is completely legal. :shifty:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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NBC = NEW BRODUS CLAY!!! :eek:

Maybe this is all about Vince McMahon coming back and giving another one of these:

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Only a few more days for this wonderful spam thread to keep on trucking...

It's Heath Ledger as The Joker
The second coming of Jesus Christ
Calling it now- Doink
Still saying it's the Soggy Bottom Boys
Benoit again
KYR
Crossrine
ToVo
Pretty sure it's my cat Sugar
Etc
Etc
Etc

SCREAMIN' NORMAN SMILEY

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Obviously the promo is referring to my upcoming Best Wrestling Poster Spammy Award win.

<font color=goldenrod>It must fucking suck being Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho walks into a McDonalds

'I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries and a coke'

'Yes sir, Mr Jericho sir' *winks*

60 to 90 seconds later

'Here you go Mr Jericho sir, a Fillet-o-Fish, an apple and a DVD copy of 'Battleship Potemkin'

'Huh?'

'You're Chris Jericho, you always say the exact opposite of what you mean. Would you like any sauces?'

'Yes please'

'Goodbye, enjoy your meal'.</font>

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It's the CZW wrestler WWE signed.




So a fortune 500 company signed a bum off the street.

I'm 100% sure it's Kurt Angle.
10% of the time, I'm right 100% of the time.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

now THAT is a lot of comedy

[Droford]

http://yafh.com/image/ae9b4ca4-SlappySquirrel.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Sondertaker idea was serious business.

[Droford]

1/2/12

1/2/(1+2)

1/2/3..

and theres kids in the video

1/2/3 kid

screw whoever said it was Syxx..

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

1/2/12 kid

12 being how many seconds it takes that JOBBER BITCH to pin someone

[Juan]

Please stay on topic, SEXUAL VANILLA.

Thank You,

TPWW Management

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I don't know how to treat Chyna. :-\

High-dose of anti-biotics.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

12 seconds is pretty impressive. Dunno if that was intended as a burn or what.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also I said the mystery man was Brock Lesnar in the Royal Rumble guest entrant forum just in case he loses to Overeem.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

The videos don't fit Lesnar at all to be honest. I think it's either Jericho or Taker. Possibly Taker as a swerve and then Jericho shows up later that night.

[SEXUAL VANILLA]

12 seconds is pretty impressive. Dunno if that was intended as a burn or what.

Yeah that would be pretty impressive but I mean it takes a 12 second pin count for him to win any match. Because a 10 second count is basically a KO which is usually done by a foreign object which is the only way X-PacOfShit can win. But he is even shitter than that so he needs an extra 2 seconds to make it a 12 count because a 10 count to win any match makes a shit wrestler who is a bitch and uses chairs and fire extinguishers to knock their opponent out like a cheapass but XPacOfCrap is a 20% increase in shittiness from even being the most shit.

On the count of that, I don't think it is him. Too lowcard to get hype like this. Maybe if they flashed this http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-page-main/ehow/images/a07/2d/2q/remove-stuck-toilet-bowl-800x800.jpg once during a divas match then it'd be XScat hype.

I think it is Taker AND Jericho. Taker comes out first then Jericho. Taker will confront potential Mania opponents by teasing and will do it again at the Rumble.

[Tazz Dan]

I think it is Taker AND Jericho. Taker comes out first then Jericho.

So, a re-hash of Taker/HHH last year?

[Lock Jaw]

100% CONFIRMED that it is Brock Lesnar now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Better not be Brock. Then the girl would be Sable and we'd have to see her wrinkled arse again.

[SammyG]

would mark the fuck out if it was brock/sable