Raw is Hastily Yet Officially Put Together Just Like This Hasney Post 12/11/2012

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:

YES PUNK

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. Jesus, Punk!

[Cool King]

Zombie Lawler.

[GD]

OMG! CM Punk is going to heights.

[#1-norm-fan]

He would of thrown down the NWA belt

lol. You noticed that link.

I was thinking replace the title with his crown.

[Road Warrior]

This is great

[Tom Guycott]

"And I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart... YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!"

lol. No idea where they would have gone with it but it would have been awesome.

Because he's not the man to have a heart attack for a company that died, R.I.P., 7 years ago. He's a man who blazes a NEW trail of commentary! :throws down WWE mic, pics up an ECW one:

[#1-norm-fan]

PUNK VS ZOMBIE LAWLER AT WRESTLEMANIA! BOOK IT!

[Tom Guycott]

He would of thrown down the NWA belt

Goddamn you people beating me to the punch consecutively!

[Anybody Thrilla]

In all fairness, Lawler probably wouldn't have had that heart attack had he not wrestled that night.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: people actually blamed Punk for that?

I thought it was Ziggler's elbow who hit him near the heart if that ended up helping trigger the attack later.

[#1-norm-fan]

Because he's not the man to have a heart attack for a company that died, R.I.P., 7 years ago. He's a man who blazes a NEW trail of commentary! :throws down WWE mic, pics up an ECW one:

:D

[Anybody Thrilla]

Holy fuck, Punk

[Anybody Thrilla]

No way Punk loses that title before Wrestlemania.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that we'll see either....

A) Cena replaced with Lawler tonight
B) Lawler interferes
C) Next week we see Punk vs Lawler

[#1-norm-fan]

"Who cares about the number of minutes someone was clinically dead?" lol. Fucking amazing line.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Heyman heart attack!!!!!

[Droford]

Hey mans gonna die now lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is fucking amazing, I'm sorry

[Frank Drebin]

lulz, punk throws up the X

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, bullshit

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL is this really happening???

[GD]

Although this is amazing, I cannot enjoy it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Paul, you all right!"

"Yeah, I'm fine"

:lol:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[CSL]

hahaha HEEL

[Road Warrior]

wow

[slik]

Wow, WWE.

Wow.

[Fignuts]

lol

[Tom Guycott]

Paul sits up like Undertaker

[Droford]

Cactus Jack

[ace3025]

This promo is amazing. Punks been missing that magic since his original promo to make people really get behind him, one way or another, and this should do it!!

[Frank Drebin]

speaking of guys who look like they are on the verge of heart attacks.....

[#1-norm-fan]

What if Heyman really did just have a heart attack and no one backstage bought it!?!? What then!?!?!

[Tom Guycott]

Wait, "Wanted Dead" shirt... but he didn't come to the ring with the hardcore porno music? Gyp!

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

"How dare you talk down to Paul Heyman, this man just had a heart attack"

:lol::lol::lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Punk

[Savio]

It should be Rock

[CSL]

lollllllll that "Paul just had a heart attack" bit

[Frank Drebin]

Although I this is amazing, I cannot enjoy it.

Trying to figure out if this is tasteless or not, but ill wait till after I stop laughing.

[Cool King]

Let's all vote for Steve Blackman!

[#1-norm-fan]

"How about you respect Paul Heyman, this man just had a heart attack. And I brought him back to life."

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk has had some all time amazing wrestling lines tonight. Holy fuck, I'm in tears laughing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Foley really just put over the WWE Universe as the people that saved Jerry's life?

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL FOLEY!!

"HE WAS DEAD! HE WAS DEAD! WE LOST JERRY LAWLER!!!"

This is fucking amazing.

[Frank Drebin]

Lawler looks like he hasnt missed a day at the tanning salon

[Anybody Thrilla]

Foley needs to settle down before HE has a heart attack too.

[Cuse8]

this is the best foleys been (promo wise) in years

[Savio]

Mick Foley tells him self before each promo "What can punk say to make me start yelling?"

[CSL]

sounds like The Micker's got a gob full of that beard

[slik]

Foley is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!

[Droford]

Foley/punk at TLC?

[DrCrawford]

i thought they already said it was orton?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Referee Foley?

[Frank Drebin]

"Jump Off My Roof Like Some Goof" would be a great Dr. Suess book

[Cuse8]

there has not been an actual match in nearly 45 minutes

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully Val Venis wins that poll.

[Fignuts]

God, Foley is amazing.

[Droford]

Lol at the Maddox shirt

[CSL]

first bit of non PPV WWE stuff I've seen for a few months, red hot segment

[Anybody Thrilla]

there has not been an actual match in nearly 45 minutes

There was that Divas match. And I'm sure that Maddox/Ryback is sure to be a 45 minute classic.

[Poit]

Brad Maddox is definitely hittable.

[#1-norm-fan]

there has not been an actual match in nearly 45 minutes

What's a match?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No idea why I've been reading this thread but not actually watching Raw. Been planning on going to bed for like the past 3 hours or something.

[Tom Guycott]

Foley is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!

You mean "bushy faced".

He would fit in on NXT. He and Mike Knox.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That segment goes to show that you can still do great things with PG.

[#1-norm-fan]

No idea why I've been reading this thread but not actually watching Raw. Been planning on going to bed for like the past 3 hours or something.

Good thing you didn't. You would have missed Heyman having a heart attack and being brought back to life.

[Dukelorange]

Although this is amazing, I cannot enjoy it.

I'm with you, They are using King's attack as a heat magnet for Punk. It's working and I know Jerry's cool with it, but I'm not enjoying it.

[Frank Drebin]

Did Sin Cara forget to jump there?

[DrCrawford]

why did jr have to leave michael cole shouldve fucked off

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm with you, They are using King's attack as a heat magnet for Punk. It's working and I know Jerry's cool with it, but I'm not enjoying it.

If Jerry's cool with it, why wouldn't you be? That was the most entertaining segment in a looooooong time. Yes, we're all glad that Jerry's OK. That doesn't mean we can't have some fun with it.

[Cool King]

Lawler has a heart attack during a match involving The Primetime Players.

Lawler's first match back is a match involving The Primetime Players.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lawler accused the PTP of stealing towels. Does he think they're Cryme Tyme?

[CSL]

I'm with you, They are using King's attack as a heat magnet for Punk. It's working and I know Jerry's cool with it, but I'm not enjoying it.

lighten up, fucking hell

[Frank Drebin]

Del Rio hearts Rosa?

[The Whole F'n Show]

why did jr have to leave michael cole shouldve fucked off

shoulda kept jr and jbl honestly

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rosa might add some depth to Del Rio. Raw has been needing more of her anyway.

[Fignuts]

Hope Rosa joins Del Rio. Need more of her on my tv.

[Droford]

Rey looks like a giant bottle of piss

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rey looks like a giant bottle of piss

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at the functionality ideas behind a bottle of piss. I'm picturing it on the shelves at a grocery store.

[Cool King]

Rey looks like a giant bottle of piss

I was thinking a banana, but I'll go with a giant bottle of piss.

[Fignuts]

Hate Deadmau5

[Cool King]

Also, I agree with Mr. Thrilla and Fignuts about Rosa. :y:

[Droford]

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at the functionality ideas behind a bottle of piss. I'm picturing it on the shelves at a grocery store.super convenient for passing those pesky pass tests

[Anybody Thrilla]

"The Big Deal" has come a long way from his infamous "make it a win" promo.

[Droford]

"The Big Deal" has come a long way from his infamous "make it a win" promo.

Wish they could Tag him wth d- lo..the real big deal..

[Cool King]

According to Cole, Northern Ireland is not part of the UK.

[Fignuts]

That attitude dvd cover is ugly as shit.

The WWF Attitude game for n64 had a cool cover. Should have gone with that.

[Frank Drebin]

buff blockbuster

[Anybody Thrilla]

The tag division is kinda sweet right now.

[Theo Dious]

What's a match?

Your mom is a match. For my penis.

[Frank Drebin]

I enjoyed that match

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty great match and even the crowd was really into it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope Epico's knee is OK.

[Theo Dious]

I'm not sure I knew Kidd was still employed.

[ClockShot]

Is it just me or is the lighting much brighter in the arena tonight?

[Fignuts]

Really like how all the teams looked strong. Keeps the division as a whole strong, as opposed to say, the divas division where there is champion, challenger, and everyone else is a jobber.

[Frank Drebin]

Ill sign up if it means I get to hug Eve for an extended period of time.

[Droford]

The ring ropes should be camo

[Fignuts]

lol daniel bryan look a like.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anybody see that fake Goatface in the "NO!" shirt?

[Frank Drebin]

awwwww shit....Brad Maddox and Paul Heyman

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol daniel bryan look a like.

YES

[Cool King]

Brad Maddox is actually a Scientologist.

[Droford]

Shut the one camera off..but not the one actually recording

[Immortal Moose]

I wonder how hard it is to stand in the same spot bouncing for so long...

[ClockShot]

Maddox is about to get whacked.

I mean that's what "Let's take a walk" is in mob speak. Right?

[Frank Drebin]

"You Wern the Backle"

[Anybody Thrilla]

awwwww shit....Brad Maddox and Paul Heyman

Yeaaaaaaaah, I knew this shit was gonna get interesting

[Cool King]

That attitude dvd cover is ugly as shit.

The WWF Attitude game for n64 had a cool cover. Should have gone with that.

I agree.

http://cdn2.spong.com/pack/w/w/wwfattitud38277/_-WWF-Attitude-PlayStation-_.jpg

[Poit]

I'm predicting that Punk runs out and attacks Maddox, giving him the win via DQ.

[Tom Guycott]

awwwww shit....Brad Maddox and Paul Heyman

This alliance is beginning to seem dangerous.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm predicting that Punk runs out and attacks Maddox, giving him the win via DQ.

Ohhhhh, that makes a ton of sense.

[Frank Drebin]

Nimble

[Cool King]

Ohhhhh, that makes a ton of sense.

Then it won't happen then. :p

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why do they cut to the crowd like I care that they can see this segment?

[Immortal Moose]

OK then.

[Cuse8]

miz will be the 5th guy on team foley..book it

[Frank Drebin]

Miz face turn?

[Fignuts]

Would love to see Miz as the 5th man

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Miz really turning face?

[DaveBrawl]

Isn't that Fandango music the theme to Sex and the City?

[Droford]

Kane! My survivor pick..uh oh

[Immortal Moose]

lol Schumer reference

[Cool King]

Amy Schumer. :lol:

[KyleEmmott]

AMY SCHUMER SAYS HELLO!!! OMG I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[Fignuts]

lol at the amy schuler crack.

[GD]

Amy Schumer reference :love:

[Frank Drebin]

Only one option as far as I'm concerned

[Cool King]

Let's all vote for Zack.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahaha, I feel like Anybody Thrilla might win the poll over those other two. Miz is a lock.

[Droford]

Santino
Ryder
Miz

Real hard choice, predict Ryder wins

[Cool King]

Well, I don't have a Twitter account, so yeah.

[#1-norm-fan]

Your mom is a match. For my penis.

I'll let her know. A/S/L first?

[Poit]

Cole: I'm not going to tell you who I'm voting for. Now, excuse me while I vote via public tweet.

[Fignuts]

lol at that ballot.

Wonder who they want to win.

Might as well have put Bastion Booger on there.

[Cool King]

Love Cesaro.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish Cesaro were wrestling.

[Cool King]

Hail Switzerland!

[Fignuts]

Love what Cesaro does in the ring, but good lord is he boring on the stick.

[KyleEmmott]

Vote for Zack Ryder

[Droford]

Ryder wins

10 months ago never happened

[Tom Guycott]

Claudio Castagnoli came out to be serious for a minute.

[KyleEmmott]

According to WWE, The Miz is leading with 65% and Zack only has 28%, why does this seem so rigged..

[slik]

Brad Maddox is definitely hittable.

Just got home from the store, have two pages to catch up on, but totes.

[KyleEmmott]

No way in a true poll does Zack Ryder not win.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really, really, REALLY hope Truth doesn't go over Cesaro.

[el bobbo]

Poor Albert.

[Hanso Amore]

So just tuned in, anything good?

[Fignuts]

lol Albert chants as strong as ever.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So just tuned in, anything good?

Paul Heyman had a heart attack, but CM Punk brought him back to life. It was inspirational.

[Cool King]

According to WWE, The Miz is leading with 65% and Zack only has 28%, why does this seem so rigged..

It's not. It's just that whoever speaks to Foley becomes instantly popular.




















:shifty:

[slik]

Amy Schumer reference :love:

Just got home from the store and picking up pizza,

WHAT DID THEY SAY?

[Fignuts]

Fucking dude is still wrestling a japanese style. Shit doesn't work here.

[Droford]

So just tuned in, anything good?

Heyman had a heart attack and punk saved him

[Cool King]

Just got home from the store and picking up pizza,

WHAT DID THEY SAY?

Foley said to Ziggler "Amy Schumer says hi".

[Anybody Thrilla]

Interactive knock-knock joke. He should stick with that.

[Cool King]

Ah, Europe.

Good one.

[KyleEmmott]

At least R-Truth has a storyline

[Fignuts]

lol at no selling the scissor kick though.

Tensai's new gimmick should just be to no sell everything.

[Frank Drebin]

What did truth do to get a title shot again? Whatevs, I like Mr. Killings.

[Tom Guycott]

I was expecting him to say he's Brayden Walker, and was going to knock his brains in.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, that's a shitty Brad Maddox.

[#1-norm-fan]

DOWN HIS ESOPHAGUS!

[Frank Drebin]

too bad Ryback isnt downloadable yet

[#1-norm-fan]

No way in a true poll does Zack Ryder not win.

Santino is more over than Ryder.

[Cool King]

Ryback looks like Vin Diesel in WWE '13.

[Tom Guycott]

Maddox's personal cameraman = Jericho's personal security

[Frank Drebin]

Love all the trash that was thrown in the ring during hogan's heel turn

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was that "MADDOX" shirt just a Ryback shirt with tape on it? I love that.

[slik]

Foley said to Ziggler "Amy Schumer says hi".

I watched her stand-up on Comedy Central and I assume the boyfriend who was scared to do anal with her was Dolph.

[Hanso Amore]

That NWO DVD is going to be such a fucking amazing must have

[#1-norm-fan]

Guys/divas only having kayfabe ability when they're involved in a feud is pretty ridiculous. See: R-Truth vs Tensai like 4 months or so ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if Maddox turned out to be amazing in the ring?

[GD]

I want The Miz to win.

[KyleEmmott]

What if Maddox turned out to be amazing in the ring?

He's a trained wrestler, so it's a possibility.

[Frank Drebin]

What if Maddox turned out to be amazing in the ring?

Mark out if he pulls a 1-2-3 Kid over Razor Ramon?

[Fignuts]

God who fucking cares. Horrible angle.

[slik]

I want The Miz to win.

I do too.

I think Miz could do well in a face run.

[Tom Guycott]

I watched her stand-up on Comedy Central and I assume the boyfriend who was scared to do anal with her was Dolph.

... says the chick who said he was "too athletic"? Maybe she asked him to go ass to mouth. Even Dolph knows you never go ass to mouth.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mark out if he pulls a 1-2-3 Kid over Razor Ramon?

I was JUST thinking that.

[#1-norm-fan]

They really decided to show that part where Vickie said "I had an affair with John Cena! No wait, it was you!"? lol

[slik]

Why are they recapping the last two hours?

[Droford]

Mark out if he pulls a 1-2-3 Kid over Razor Ramon?

If he wins by dq they can call him the dq kid

Dairy queen chants soon to follow

[el bobbo]

What if Maddox turned out to be amazing in the ring?

Brad Maddox > Magnum TA

[Tom Guycott]

Why are they recapping the last two hours?

Exactly. Padding the 3 hour show instead of actually having a 3 hour show.

[Cool King]

It's The Brian Kendrick!

[el bobbo]

Brad Maddox has a sweet jacket.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It looks like somebody forgot to set the music settings for Brad's entrance.

[Road Warrior]

Cena and Punk better not wrestle tonight

[#1-norm-fan]

lol King "My ride's here."

[Droford]

Lol I thought the ambulance siren was his theme

[Cool King]

Punk is in the ambulance waiting to attack Ryback.

[Road Warrior]

For a second I thought Scott Steiner was returning

[Emperor Smeat]

EMTs really late on getting to Heyman if they just arrived now :shifty:

[#1-norm-fan]

Thought the fire alarms were going off in the arena at first.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Goldust is rolling in his grave.

[Droford]

He forgot the "oooooooohuhhhhhh..." before his name

[#1-norm-fan]

What a weird promo.

[Cool King]

Has Ryback's theme been altered slightly?

[Poit]

It looks like somebody forgot to set the music settings for Brad's entrance.

Why would someone without a contract have entrance music?

Uh... ignore Kevin Nash. :shifty:

[Cool King]

His theme sounds slower.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Jesus, they're really going overboard with the "He's gonna need medical attention!" stuff.

[Droford]

The fat guy in the gts shirt needs the feed me less sign

[Frank Drebin]

"beef mode"

[Anybody Thrilla]

PUNCH

[KyleEmmott]

HOUSTON TEXANS GEAR AT RINGSIDE! YAAAAAA

[Frank Drebin]

how much for a money shot?

[#1-norm-fan]

Carb depleted. lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

All of the skinny jobbers who ever lost handicap matches to Ryback should be the lumberjacks for this match.

[Droford]

He should distract ryback with 72 oz steak from under the ring

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk's gonna attack Maddox. Can't really see any other way this ends.

[RatedGSuperstar]

lol...Maddox is wearing his Beef Wellington gear from FCW. BeefMode.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait...Maddox is Beef Wellington?

[Fignuts]

lol one guy chanting goldberg

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... or Punk distracts Ryback to cause a countout?

[DrCrawford]

so ryback sticks his tongue out like goldberg too now. cool jk

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or Maddox just gets massacred. OK.

[Poit]

That's it?

[Frank Drebin]

.....and Supreme is out

[Road Warrior]

well ok

[#1-norm-fan]

Well, that's that.

[Tom Guycott]

... then THIS ref costs Ryback. It becomes a vicious cycle.

Dammit. My joke was too late.

[Fignuts]

Well that was pointless.

[Droford]

I thought for a second those goofy nxt season 1 contests were going to come to use

[Tom Guycott]

... and THERE we go with the decision reversal. Millions of Dollars!

[Poit]

Next prediction: "due to excessive post-match violence, the referee has reversed his decision".

[Anybody Thrilla]

"He loves to get running starts, but this is ridiculous"

:lol:

What?

[Hanso Amore]

REVERSE THE DECISION

[Frank Drebin]

i hit hard......ok

[el bobbo]

I HIT HARD

[KyleEmmott]

Something happen

[Road Warrior]

So did they just decided to kill this angle ?

[Fignuts]

Ah, ref is gonna reverse the decision for his aftermatch antics.

[#1-norm-fan]

"I... HIT... HARD"

lol. Fucking love Ryback.

[KyleEmmott]

REVERSE THE DECISION

Exactly what's going to happen

[Droford]

Stretcher match where ryback is the stretcher

[Hanso Amore]

So apparently only Heels get DQed for post match beat downs

[Frank Drebin]

Sorry guys....just a "passion of the Maddox" match. Nothing else

[Poit]

WHY DID NOTHING HAPPEN?

[Tom Guycott]

or not. Damn dissappointed.

[Fignuts]

Or not I guess.

[Droford]

Nougat!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. What a terrible ambulance driver. "I HEARD A DOOR CLOSE! TIME TO ROLL!"

[Fignuts]

Dumb.

[KyleEmmott]

Damn it, looks like I'm about to be eliminated....

[Road Warrior]

Last minute creative change, uhhhhhhh fuck it...ship him back to FCW

[slik]

Ryback is a bully.

[Droford]

WHY DID NOTHING HAPPEN?
Maddox will keep coming back wanting another beat down from ryback til ryback is full

[Droford]

Ryback is a bully.

Bully Ry?