Raw is Hastily Yet Officially Put Together Just Like This Hasney Post 12/11/2012

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder what Heyman said to Maddox considering nothing ended up happening.

[slik]

Last minute creative change, uhhhhhhh fuck it...ship him back to FCW


I hope not.

I'd like to see him actually wrestle and see how he is.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The swerve in the Maddox angle was that there was no swerve at all. Everything happened the way it "should" have.

[KyleEmmott]

Just got a commercial about the upcoming Raw in Houston, advertising CM Punk still champion.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ryback keeps his momentum. Punk keeps his title. Maddox is still a nobody. It makes sense, really.

[Cool King]

Cole shitting all over Nowinski.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder what Heyman said to Maddox considering nothing ended up happening.

"Hey Brad. The writers wanted me to come take you off camera to talk to make it seem like they have some sort of idea. Really though, just enjoy your 5 minute squash and trip back to Florida."

[KyleEmmott]

LETS GO OTUNGA

[Frank Drebin]

WTF was that shot about?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are they giving Sheamus the Ryback push now where everybody gathers around and watches his matches in the back?

[Droford]

Black educated Scott steiner

[#1-norm-fan]

"Look who's looking on backstage. Regal, McGillicutty and Aksana."

lol. Fucking random. This Raw is making me feel high.

[#1-norm-fan]

Are they giving Sheamus the Ryback push now where everybody gathers around and watches his matches in the back?

Nope. It will just be Regal, Aksana and McGillicutty. Every week. No more. No less. No explanation.

[KyleEmmott]

That lasted a good day....

[Frank Drebin]

Now do it do Aksana too

[Fignuts]

lol that cut was hilarious for some reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

LEAVE REGAL ALONE! I'M SERIOUS!

[Skippord]

they should probably just cut their losses and find a way to do nothing but Paul Heyman faking heart attacks and Punk talking him back to life

[KyleEmmott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>What exactly did @<a href="https://twitter.com/realmickfoley">realmickfoley</a> mean when he told @<a href="https://twitter.com/heelziggler">heelziggler</a> that @<a href="https://twitter.com/amyschumer">amyschumer</a> says hello???Who the hell is she??</p>&mdash; Vickie Guerrero (@ExcuseMeWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/ExcuseMeWWE/status/268192652510494720" data-datetime="2012-11-13T03:24:45+00:00">November 13, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

Brad Maddox is definitely hittable.

"I... HIT... HARD"

lol. Fucking love Ryback.

Not what I had in mind.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol that cut was hilarious for some reason.

They should just do sudden cuts backstage during matches of random people watching for no reason.

*Randy Orton and Alberto del Rio having a match in the ring*

"And look who's backstage looking on. Yoshi Tatsu, Alicia Fox and Gillberg."

[Tom Guycott]

Nope. It will just be Regal, Aksana and McGillicutty. Every week. No more. No less. No explanation.

Include more random Michael Tarver, and you've got a deal!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Poit is Nostradamus too!

[DrCrawford]

they should just film bigshow beating up regal for 30 minutes and just play clips of it throughout raw to make it seem like hes been doing it for 3 hours

[Skippord]

Include more random Michael Tarver, and you've got a deal!
:'(

[slik]

Let's go Miz!

[Skippord]

They should just do sudden cuts backstage during matches of random people watching for no reason.

*Randy Orton and Alberto del Rio having a match in the ring*

"And look who's backstage looking on. Yoshi Tatsu, Alicia Fox and Gillberg."
There should be a thread where everyone tries to come up with the most random permutation of superstars possible

[Tom Guycott]

Too bad they already sent that ambulance with Brad Maddox, or the EMTs would have been there to check on Regal!

[Poit]

Poit is Nostradamus too!

I think I need to word my prophecies better.

[Cool King]

Kevin Costner?

lol, so random.

[Tom Guycott]

they should just film bigshow beating up regal for 30 minutes and just play clips of it throughout raw to make it seem like hes been doing it for 3 hours

Just a continuous loop of the gut punches.

[Poit]

Kane is cheating on Bryan. :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are Kane and Daniel Bryan having sex?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Butthurt Bryan.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How awkward would that be if Zack Ryder teamed with Kane? Would they have to hug it out first?

[Droford]

I hope Kane doesnt lose on the first night f survivor..ugh

[Tom Guycott]

lol. Butthurt Bryan.

"HEY! REF! HE DIDN'T HUG ME BACK!!!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Bryan reminded me of Lanny Poffo the way he acted/talked there.

[Poit]

How awkward would that be if Zack Ryder teamed with Kane? Would they have to hug it out first?

They teamed against Bryan & Miz during the Kane/Bryan feud.

[#1-norm-fan]

How awkward would that be if Zack Ryder teamed with Kane? Would they have to hug it out first?

They teamed together like 2 months ago. Just before the Kane/Bryan stuff started.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was it that easy to turn Miz face?

[GD]

Fucking A! The Miz is on team Foley baby!

[Cool King]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/997/noooox.png

[Skippord]

Daniel Bryan is quite the passive aggressive girlfriend

[Droford]

Miz/kane/Bryan tag team triangle lol
Team aw...hell no

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bryan reminded me of Lanny Poffo the way he acted/talked there.

You can really say that with Damien Sandow in the ring right now?

[Poit]

Was it that easy to turn Miz face?

It's easier in someone's home state.

[DrCrawford]

Just a continuous loop of the gut punches.

yes thats exactly what i was thinking! comedic gold

[Tom Guycott]

Now, hopefully Miz's "face turn" consists of him still being an asshole, just not an insufferable one.

[Fignuts]

lol Daniel Bryan is amazing.

[KyleEmmott]

So just all of a sudden we're supposed to like The Miz....not buying it.

[Poit]

Daniel Bryan is quite the passive aggressive girlfriend

I'm now imagining Bryan going through Kane's cell phone and deleting contacts.

[Skippord]

I'm now imagining Bryan going through Kane's cell phone and deleting contacts.
probably going on facebook calling The Miz a slut too

[#1-norm-fan]

You can really say that with Damien Sandow in the ring right now?

Yes.

[Skippord]

also probably changing Kane's facebook password so he can't log in and talk with other tag team partners

[Frank Drebin]

Hey you know what I just thought of? The WWE Network. Memba that?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would love for The Miz to win this match with the No Lock.

[Droford]

probably going on facebook calling The Miz a slut too

Homewrecker

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Bryan's look while he watches Miz do well in the match. Brilliant.

[Tom Guycott]

... I-O!

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz could be an INCREDIBLE cocky main event face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Daniel Bryan is making this match.

[Juan]

lol "Kane is in the ring!!"

[Skippord]

after this match Kane will backhand Daniel Bryan and scream "WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HIT YOU!?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

LOL brilliant finish

[Droford]

Whoohoo

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bryan's jealousy resulted in all those antics to take out the Miz

[Skippord]

this would be the greatest Fatal Attraction tag team situation of all time

[Anybody Thrilla]

If I were overseas, I'd be pissed to have to sit through a Flo Rida concert.

[Frank Drebin]

Fuck Kid Rock

[Skippord]

Kid Rock is like a virus the WWE just can't get rid of

[Skippord]

I think I'd rather get blown up than watch a Kid Rock Flo Rida double bill

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Kane is in a tag team with Daniel Bryan right now and Bryan is the crazy one.

Wrap your head around that, people.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Guess who's the special guest inforcerrrrrr"

"I already knowwwww"

That was an incredibly gay sounding exchange.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What has ever been the role of a "special enforcer"? From what I've seen, it's mostly a role to kick Double J in the face.

[Droford]

If its at the navy base its a tribute to seamen

[Poit]

Isn't that enough?

[Frank Drebin]

Can you still be a special enforcer if you have moobs?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You have to admire the guts of Paul Heyman to come back from a heart attack less than two hours ago to back up his friend tonight.

[Droford]

Love how hey man let punk look at his watch

[Road Warrior]

Can't believe they're actually gonna do this fuckin match here, what a waste

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is this a Beat the Clock challenge? Not a ton of time left here.

[Frank Drebin]

At least Cena is back to green, and not that stupid Pink breast cancer shit

[#1-norm-fan]

"I was there looking for an action figure for a little 4-year-old baby. They have tons of 'em. TONS OF 'EM!"

Cool story, King.

[Cool King]

"Guess who's the special guest inforcerrrrrr"

"I already knowwwww"

That was an incredibly gay sounding exchange.

I'm happy that I'm not the only one that thought that.

[Frank Drebin]

Can't believe they're actually gonna do this fuckin match here, what a waste

They've done it a thousand times already.

[Frank Drebin]

At least Cena is back to green, and not that stupid Pink breast cancer shit

thinkbeforeyoupink.org

[Skippord]

What has ever been the role of a "special enforcer"? From what I've seen, it's mostly a role to kick Double J in the face.
I would forgive any wrong the WWE ever did if Mick Foley gave a spin kick to Paul Heyman

[#1-norm-fan]

Hey. You know how this is the most heated rivalry and the best feud WWE has had in years? You know how some people think this match should main event WrestleMania?

Here it is randomly on Raw. FEEL THE ANTICIPATION!

[Droford]

Happier than ryback at an all you can eat buffet

[Tom Guycott]

I think I'd rather get blown up than watch a Kid Rock Flo Rida double bill

I misread that, and was about to ask "what the downside is there"?

I skipped over the word "up". I would rather get blown than do a lot of things, and shitty musicians aren't anywhere near the top of the list.

But now I see my error. Carry on.

[Skippord]

I don't care if they give this match away for free every week, as long as Vickie Guerrerro isn't talking about AJ and Cena's affair

[Droford]

Hey. You know how this is the most heated rivalry and the best feud WWE has had in years? You know how some people think this match should main event WrestleMania?"

Here it is randomly on Raw. FEEL THE ANTICIPATION!
Punk vs taker
Cena vs lesnar

[Skippord]

I misread that, and was about to ask "what the downside is there"?

I skipped over the word "up". I would rather get blown than do a lot of things, and shitty musicians aren't anywhere near the top of the list.

But now I see my error. Carry on.
I'd also rather get blown by Flo Rida and Kid Rock back to back than listen to them play music back to back

[Juan]

Hey. You know how this is the most heated rivalry and the best feud WWE has had in years? You know how some people think this match should main event WrestleMania?

Here it is randomly on Raw. FEEL THE ANTICIPATION!

It's 7:57. It's not gonna be a real match

[Fignuts]

Can't believe they're actually gonna do this fuckin match here, what a waste

Not like it's going to be an actual match. Given the time left, it something will have to happen soon, to interrupt it.

[Frank Drebin]

I'd also rather get blown by Flo Rida and Kid Rock back to back than listen to them play music back to back

No such thing as an ugly blow job I guess.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk vs taker
Cena vs lesnar

What are you saying here?

[Fignuts]

If Foley is supposed to be enforcer, he needs to be on the other side. Can't roundhouse kick Double J from all the way over there.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's 7:57. It's not gonna be a real match

I could have told you it wasn't gonna be a "real" match. If they went with a 30+ minute match that was actually comparable to their PPV matches I would say it makes sense.

Obviously no way that was gonna happen though.

[Road Warrior]

Not like it's going to be an actual match. Given the time left, it something will have to happen soon, to interrupt it.

Yeah but the point is they never had the blow off match for the feud, you know the one that was supposed to happen at HIAC. Why would you just say fuck all that and throw then together for a 10 minute raw main event ?

[Innovator]

mule kick!

[Frank Drebin]

Good job there Foley

[Innovator]

Old school Punk move

[el bobbo]

Can someone tell me how a triple threat match works?

[Droford]

What the hell is that

[Frank Drebin]

Heyman needs to hold the title like Paul Bearer did Undertaker's urn to give punk the power to no-sell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wow. Foley sure did enforce the fuck out of Heyman.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah but the point is they never had the blow off match for the feud, you know the one that was supposed to happen at HIAC. Why would you just say fuck all that and throw then together for a 10 minute raw main event ?

It's more the fact that they throw matches like this on free TV constantly and then expect it to be a big deal when the same match happens on PPV. Every match seems to happen on free TV. What matches do you make people pay for?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh god, he's gonna tap

[Frank Drebin]

hello to xero

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh god, he's gonna tap

I kinda thought so too.

[Road Warrior]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I Quit

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. That angle made it look like Cena was about to charge Ryback.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hit. Him. HARD.

[Poit]

Wooo, out of Survivor on the first day. :|

[Frank Drebin]

yippie, Cena wins. The good thing is that means Punk prolly retains.

[#1-norm-fan]

MONUMENTAL!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Hey, at least we know Punk's winning Sunday.

[Skippord]

so is Ryback supposed to be like autistic or something?

[GD]

Tear the belt apart.

[Juan]

Great photo op

[Frank Drebin]

oh good, they brought the Miz' belt back

[Road Warrior]

MONUMENTAL!

What a fuckin joke

[Frank Drebin]

Fun thread, lads! G'night

[Fignuts]

Yeah but the point is they never had the blow off match for the feud, you know the one that was supposed to happen at HIAC. Why would you just say fuck all that and throw then together for a 10 minute raw main event ?

Because it's not the blow off match?

[Droford]

Lol at punk at the end

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Punk looked so hurt that they were playing tug of war with his title.

Like... Daniel Bryan hurt.

[Road Warrior]

Because it's not the blow off match?

They can't have one now. They just let Cena go over clean. The feud and whole angle is dead now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That really wasn't a bad Raw.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was entertained. But I'm also in a weird mood apparently. I don't know if I've ever laughed so much during a Raw.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk definitely should have left that show with the heat.

[Anybody Thrilla]

so is Ryback supposed to be like autistic or something?

Autistic combat

[#1-norm-fan]

Weren't they just using the whole "You can't beat me, Cena" thing with Punk? Like it was a big deal.

Well... that's that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The odds are stacked against Punk, and if past WWE booking is any indication, that's a good sign for his title reign.

[Fignuts]

They can't have one now. They just let Cena go over clean. The feud and whole angle is dead now.

lol no it's not. When CM Punk went over Cena clean, twice in a row, was it dead then?

Doesn't matter how many times they go over each other. They have incredible chemistry together, and the feud will always be hot.

[Poit]

The odds are stacked against Punk, and if past WWE booking is any indication, that's a good sign for his title reign.

That gives him approximately a 58.6% (http://www.wrestlinglogic.com/?p=8) chance of retaining his title.

[Road Warrior]

lol no it's not. When CM Punk went over Cena clean, twice in a row, was it dead then?

Doesn't matter how many times they go over each other. They have incredible chemistry together, and the feud will always be hot.

The whole point of the angle was that Cena couldn't beat Punk because he was "The Best in the World", and that even though Cena was the number one company guy as far as popularity he couldn't beat Punk. So it didn't matter how many times Punk went over Cena, the whole blow off for the angle didn't happen, you know where Cena finally goes over Punk clean for the title on PPV in a huge match. They just let it happen on Raw in a 10 minute build match for SS. Who would want to see Punk vs. Cena now ?, unless they do a complete rebuild somehow. Cena just proved he can beat Punk clean, which was the whole point of the angle in the first place, it's over.

[#1-norm-fan]

That gives him approximately a 58.6% (http://www.wrestlinglogic.com/?p=8) chance of retaining his title.

Oh fuck, why was I not informed of this website before!?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, wow, I can dig that site.

[James Steele]

The whole point of the angle was that Cena couldn't beat Punk because he was "The Best in the World", and that even though Cena was the number one company guy as far as popularity he couldn't beat Punk. So it didn't matter how many times Punk went over Cena, the whole blow off for the angle didn't happen, you know where Cena finally goes over Punk clean for the title on PPV in a huge match. They just let it happen on Raw in a 10 minute build match for SS. Who would want to see Punk vs. Cena now ?, unless they do a complete rebuild somehow. Cena just proved he can beat Punk clean, which was the whole point of the angle in the first place, it's over.

Just fucking enjoy it. Fucking hell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let's remember how awesome Punk's promo was tonight.

[James Steele]

Is it that hard to see they are hyping Cena/Ryback? Only, they will keep teasing it out and give Punk huge heat in the process as he will not only weasel his way into keeping the WWE Title but also deny the fans seeing "The Irresistible Force meeting the Immoveable Object" moment of Ryback/Cena colliding.

[#1-norm-fan]

I really think you're giving WWE too much credit for booking that far ahead. Pretty sure the Cena-Ryback teasing they're doing is just to add fuel to the fire for Survivor Series match and then they'll go do their own things. Besides, Cena's got... whatever this AJ shit is on his plate on top of Punk already.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if Ryback's full name is Johnathon Ryback???? Maybe that's who AJ has been having an affair with!!!! :eek:

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe "Feed me more" is just a cry for AJ's love and affection.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is all exactly stupid enough to be possible.

[Schlomey]

Awesome night. No dark match. Home safe.

[MIZantine Empire]

Man I couldn't stand Bryan not too long ago.. But I am in love with his character lately.. He has shot up to my top 5.. I could not stop laughing when he came out and was holding that sign that said "the miz". God that look on his face was great

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What if Ryback's full name is Johnathon Ryback???? Maybe that's who AJ has been having an affair with!!!! :eek:

What if it's not Cena.

What if its



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[#1-norm-fan]

Man I couldn't stand Bryan not too long ago.. But I am in love with his character lately.. He has shot up to my top 5.. I could not stop laughing when he came out and was holding that sign that said "the miz". God that look on his face was great

When they showed his face when Miz started doing well and he looked terrified that the team might be working out... :lol:

[Cuse8]

What if it's not Cena.

What if its



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exactly what im thinking too

[Tommy Gunn]

Best part of the night, bringing Teddy out to book A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA! I felt a little bit trolled by creative.

So... Why oh why are they building a Ziggler / Cena feud when they are in completely separate matches this Sunday? What the actual hell is going on with the booking?

[Fignuts]

Would be awesome if it was Johnny Mo.

[James Steele]

Best part of the night, bringing Teddy out to book A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA! I felt a little bit trolled by creative.

So... Why oh why are they building a Ziggler / Cena feud when they are in completely separate matches this Sunday? What the actual hell is going on with the booking?

They are building it up and doing multiple things at the same time.

[Lock Jaw]

What if it's not Cena.

What if its



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What if its

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/104_NXT_VALENTINE.jpg

John Curtis

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://www.angelfire.com/me4/wrestlertattoo/images/stamboli_j_l.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Stop it, guys. The "John" is definitely John Cena.



SENIOR!!!!!

http://www.j-cena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/JOHNCENASR.jpg

[Skippord]

it's pretty clearly John Elway you guys

I do not need to get fancy and post pictures

[#1-norm-fan]

I will...

http://www.probioticsmart.com/media//blog/smiling-horse.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

What if its actually a "Jean" because AJ sucks at pronouncing French names correctly. Only possible choice on the roster would be this guy:

http://getreadytorumble.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/iqf-jean-paul-levesque.jpg

[Poit]

What if its

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/104_NXT_VALENTINE.jpg

John Curtis

That... could actually make sense.

[Lock Jaw]

She could become his dancing partner.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You don't re-debut a guy as Fandango, only to start calling him John.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why did I take that as the one serious post?

[Lock Jaw]

Only AJ would call him John. Everyone else would use Fandango, or simply Johnny Curtis.

They would go around dancing and being weird and crazy.

[#1-norm-fan]

Only AJ would call him John. Everyone else would use Fandango, or simply Johnny Curtis.

They would go around dancing and being weird and crazy.

Book it. Now.

[Cool King]

What if its

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/104_NXT_VALENTINE.jpg

John Curtis

Great minds think alike.

The John she's talking about is John Morrison.

Or <s>Johnny Curtis</s> <s>Fandangoo</s> Fandango.