Raw is Hastily Yet Officially Put Together Just Like This Hasney Post 12/11/2012

[#BROKEN Hasney]

TONIGHT:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>RAW BREAKING NEWS: Main Event - @<a href="https://twitter.com/johncena">johncena</a> vs @<a href="https://twitter.com/wwe">wwe</a> Champ @<a href="https://twitter.com/cmpunk">cmpunk</a>! Tune in tonight 8/7 CT @<a href="https://twitter.com/heymanhustle">heymanhustle</a></p>&mdash; Joey Styles (@JoeyStyles) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/268067327667494912" data-datetime="2012-11-12T19:06:46+00:00">November 12, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Good work. Why build things up anymore?

ALSO, a hall-of-famer returns. It's Lawler! Which means no JBL :'(

[Schlomey]

I'll be there :D

[#1-norm-fan]

lol what? I'm gonna give WWE the benefit of the doubt and say that match doesn't actually take place for some reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

Except maybe as a dark match for Schlomey of course.

[Schlomey]

dark match is listed as punk vs ryback. So if punk does face cena the dark match will be a :30 smash where ryback comes down and does his schtick then leaves.

[Impeccable]

Cena and Punk will happen...then Ryback gets involved and somehow creates tension between him and Cena.

Calling it now.

[Schlomey]

Cena and Punk will happen...then Ryback gets involved and somehow creates tension between him and Cena.

Calling it now.

How very logical of you. You must be a Vulcan Science Officer.

[Impeccable]

How very logical of you. You must be a Vulcan Science Officer.

Yeah...much too logical for current creative team. Not gonna happen.

[GD]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2012/11/20121112_raw_cena_punk_PRE_LARGE_L.jpg

Terrible photoshop work by WWE.com

[Big Vic]

Looks like they took a picture of CM punk peeing and stuck the belt on him

[Schlomey]

well fellas I have a 2 hour drive in front of me. I know to get there early because Ticketmaster was sold out of parking passes so god only knows how far I'll have to walk. I'll send in updates if anything sweet goes down you need to know..i doubt it will happen but who goes to an event and doesn't want something HUGE to go down...right.

[Cool King]

dark match is listed as punk vs ryback. So if punk does face cena the dark match will be a :30 smash where ryback comes down and does his schtick then leaves.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5927/19622062.png

Terrible paint work by Cool King

[Volare]

Most epic graphic ever!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I just spent time on this BREAKING NEWS MAIN EVENT CHANGED for Cool King to ONEUP ME. DAMMIT.

http://i.imgur.com/MrSRW.png

[GD]

That's not even the current design. The side plate on the right side now reads "WWE Champion" and not "Mon Nite RAW". There is no name on the title plate.

[Rock Bottom]

Who's gonna get Jerry Lawler heart attack heat tonight

[Cool King]

That's not even the current design. The side plate on the right side now reads "WWE Champion" and not "Mon Nite RAW". There is no name on the title plate.

Yeah, I hate it when it's obvious they've used old images.

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7684/oldmr.jpg

[Cool King]

:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bahahaha....wait, is this the official Raw thread? I think I'm actually going to be around for it tonight.

[MoFo]

Not looking forward to King return at all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Brad Maddox is getting the W tonight, right?

[Cool King]

Not looking forward to King return at all.

http://i.imgur.com/973jl.gif

[ClockShot]

I'm wiped out after a few long days at work. Gonna try to catch an hour or 2 before I fall asleep.

[James Steele]

Do you actually think that is funny or do you just enjoy being a massive twat?

[GD]

Join the chat at 8:00 PM EST :wave:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Frank Drebin]

When Lawler comes back, he has a Big Gulp in his hands and gets escorted by a couple of Sonic girls on roller skates....then Cole promptly blows him.

[#1-norm-fan]

So fucking happy St. Jimmy has finally started posting things of substance. He's been fucking stellar the last day or two.

[Frank Drebin]

St. Jimmy already hates the way the show is going.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Man, I haven't watched Raw live in a loooooooooong time.

[Frank Drebin]

its 3 hours now. Hope you got a comfy chair

[GD]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

Join the chat :)

[Frank Drebin]

so is Lawler gonna be in an ambulance match at Survivor Series?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually am intrigued with Brad Maddox.

[GD]

I love how they recap RAW now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not joining any chat. I like posting in threads better.

[GD]

Randy Orton's huge push starts now.

[KyleEmmott]

It started like Impact with a recap, I don't like it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeaaah, this is how you kick off Raw. Hopefully Ziggler's huge push starts now.

[Fignuts]

Orton/Alberto feud seems really forced.

[Jari]

What the fuck is up with the Fear Factor style narrative intro?

[KyleEmmott]

I...don't ....get...Dolph Ziggler's hair....is it short....or long?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wasn't paying attention last week but was it explained why Ziggler decided to take over the team?

I get Punk had to leave because of his title match but can't remember if Ziggler had an actual reason because randomly being added into it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You ever wonder why sometimes guys don't ask their opponents what color tights they're wearing for the match? Looking pretty similar here.

[slik]

Why am I banned from the chat room?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wasn't paying attention last week but was it explained why Ziggler decided to take over the team.

I get Punk had to leave because of his title match but can't remember if it was explained why Ziggler took over.

It does seem weird, seeing as to how Foley and Ziggler have no beef to mention.

[GD]

Why am I banned from the chat room?

I don't know. Try logging in with a different ID if your current ID doesn't work.

[Droford]

I...don't ....get...Dolph Ziggler's hair....is it short....or long?

Son of moppy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who are these geeks tweeting about Jerry Lawler?

[slik]

Whose in charge of the chat room?

[Fignuts]

Yeaaah, this is how you kick off Raw. Hopefully Ziggler's huge push starts now.

lol or not

[Anybody Thrilla]

So the Del Rio feud is CONTINUING? Or is this just for Survivor Series sake?

[GD]

Orton should win his tenth Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania 29.

[Frank Drebin]

Cena always gets shit for his five moves of death, but Orton has his own five

[GD]

Whose in charge of the chat room?

Xero.

[Droford]

Tag team match Playa

[Anybody Thrilla]

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAZ!

[Cool King]

Orton no-selling Ziggler's kick.

[Frank Drebin]

holla holla...time for a tag match

[KyleEmmott]

Teddy is here to make a tag match.

[slik]

TAG TEAM MATCH!

[GD]

Fucking tag team match, playa!

[Cool King]

Classic Teddy and his Tag Team fetish.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahaha, it feels like WWE makes fun of themselves sometimes. Anybody else could have made that announcement. Teddy hasn't even been on Raw in ages.

[KyleEmmott]

Kofi & Orton used to hate each other

[Fignuts]

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

[slik]

Xero.

I wish he would unban my tpwwseth account.

Either he realizes it isn't really Seth or he just hates Seth really bad.

[KyleEmmott]

It's like they purposely did that as a joke

[slik]

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

No.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Teddy Long's music leading to an impromptu tag match? Who saw that coming? We're just glad he didn't yell "Undertaker". <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/268159144098410497" data-datetime="2012-11-13T01:11:36+00:00">November 13, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

He also dances.

[Frank Drebin]

The fastest pizza box folder.....this commercial means he gets all the girls now.

[Droford]

2 more team members should come down..Teddy comes out...6 man tag, repeat til all 10 are out there

[slik]

GuruDave,

you have to admit, I did a good job impersonating Seth in the chat room last week.

[Frank Drebin]

$10 says JR or Cole mentions how "viscous" Del Rio is.

[Fignuts]

Really hoping Mark Henry returns as the fifth man.

[Anybody Thrilla]

GuruDave,

you have to admit, I did a good job impersonating Seth in the chat room last week.

Why are you proud of that?

[Frank Drebin]

I liked Kofi's Riddler attire.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lively crowd, it seems

[#1-norm-fan]

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

No, playa.

[Droford]

Kofi and orton ... r k boom

[Road Warrior]

Kofi needs better ring gear if I'm ever to take him seriously

[Droford]

Lol ziggles was late on the save

[Anybody Thrilla]

I still love Del Rio in-ring. I don't care about his promos.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kofi needs better ring gear if I'm ever to take him seriously

What's wrong with it? Just curious why you feel that way.

[Tom Guycott]

I like how lately matches have gone away from 100% finishing with "go home" moves and finishers.

[Road Warrior]

What's wrong with it? Just curious why you feel that way.

The neon doesn't do it for me

[Road Warrior]

Almost time to yell at the tv while the Chiefs lose again

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like how lately matches have gone away from 100% finishing with "go home" moves and finishers.

I like that, too. TNA has been good about it, too. Hell, couple this with tonight's recap and the sex scandal with a person named AJ, and it almost feels like WWE is copying TNA a bit. :shifty:

[Cool King]

The neon doesn't do it for me

So you would prefer something like this then?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/857/913/Kofi-Kingston-wallpaper_display_image_display_image.jpg?1302691406

[Savio]

Ermaximus is out, Ootin is down to one guy.

[Fignuts]

Dunno, don't have a problem with kofi's ring gear. Nothing particularly interesting about it either.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So glad Dolph mentioned Cena's shirt at dinner.

[Cool King]

Wow, the crowd are actually copying us Brits. :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, damn, all Vickie said was "last week", and the crowd goes nuts.

[Skippord]

So glad Dolph mentioned Cena's shirt at dinner.
RIGHT?

[Cool King]

It sounds like Raw is being held in a bee hive with all those boos.

[Poit]

I...don't ....get...Dolph Ziggler's hair....is it short....or long?

Schrodinger's hair.

[Fignuts]

Really don't know why Ziggler is captain of a survivor series match against Orton when all this is going on. Should be Ziggler vs Cena at the PPV. Or Cena/AJ vs Dolph/Vikki.

[Road Warrior]

Dunno, don't have a problem with kofi's ring gear. Nothing particularly interesting about it either.

Just feel like if he's ever gonna be a ME guy he needs to drop the neon and the caricature of himself on the trunks. Similar when Ziggler made the move to full time ME guy he dropped the zebra tights.

[Poit]

GuruDave,

you have to admit, I did a good job impersonating Seth in the chat room last week.

Honestly, that was pretty lame.

[Skippord]

it really is storylines like these that make me hate myself for liking wrestling

[Dukelorange]

Zigs also mentioned that he was in two matches and is cutting a promo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just feel like if he's ever gonna be a ME guy he needs to drop the neon and the caricature of himself on the trunks. Similar when Ziggler made the move to full time ME guy he dropped the zebra tights.

I'm sorry, did you just say that Ziggler is a full time main event guy?

[Cool King]

COULDN'T care less, God damnit!

[#1-norm-fan]

Have they been doing that opening recap to start the show longer than just tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

it really is storylines like these that make me hate myself for liking wrestling

Seriously. You can only justify so much.

[Cool King]

Have they been doing that opening recap to start the show longer than just tonight?

I think last week was when they began doing it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Have they been doing that opening recap to start the show longer than just tonight?

Yes.

[Frank Drebin]

Still wish AJ went nuts and went with a Harley Quinn gimmick. Maybe someday....

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4708302861108190&pid=15.1

[Anybody Thrilla]

"THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS" chant :lol:

What the fuck is happening right now?

[Road Warrior]

I'm sorry, did you just say that Ziggler is a full time main event guy?

He's in the ME scene, that's what I ment

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "They're just friends" chant.

[Skippord]

started cutting myself, sweet physical pain taking away my emotional pain

[Anybody Thrilla]

AJ stealing Lawler's lines

[Cool King]

B A ☆, AJ.

[#1-norm-fan]

BITCH BE FAT!

[Poit]

Huh, i think that was the first Vickie fat joke i didn't dislike.

[Skippord]

can't wait till we find out Vickie Guerrerro's anonymous tipster is Hornswoggle

[Frank Drebin]

Does Vicki work for Rupert Murdoch?

[Fignuts]

This is so fucking dumb, really.

[DrCrawford]

im so over this trash

[Tom Guycott]

SWERVE! SHE'S TALKING ABOUT JOHN LAURINITUS!

[Poit]

I want the conclusion of this to be the "John" AJ is sleeping with to be JBL.

[Cool King]

Vickie Guererro would be great working for The Sun.

[Skippord]

bleeding from my eye sockets

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ziggler v. AJ, book it

[Droford]

I've got a feeling she sent these to someone other than cena

[Cool King]

Does Vicki work for Rupert Murdoch?

Damn, beaten to the joke.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "I had an affair with John Cena! Oh, wait! It was you!"

What the fuck? lol. Vickie Guerrero is horrible.

[Skippord]

why does Dolph Ziggler have to be involved with this?

[Road Warrior]

kayfabe wise, what does it matter if she's with Cena ? It's not like she has her job lose or something. Is Vicky supposed to be doing this all out of spite or something ?

[Emperor Smeat]

Uh Oh, AJ going crazy again won't be good for Cena.

He should just ask Bryan and Punk what happened last time she got crazy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OH SNAP

[SammyG]

That was painful to watch

[Anybody Thrilla]

What is John Cena really teaching the kids with his actions there?

[Skippord]

I'd stick it to AJ, and probably Cena depending on the situation

[Frank Drebin]

Way to settle that once and for all Cena

[Anybody Thrilla]

Next week, Vickie will have video of AJ sucking Cena's dick and they'll still deny it.

[slik]

Honestly, that was pretty lame.

I copied his posting style pretty well.

I was just disappointed you wouldn't post the picture. It would have been entertaining to me.

[slik]

Vickie Guererro would be great working for The Sun.


I would read her articles.

[Droford]

Dolph vs Cena and aj swerves and attacks cena and goes with ziggles case his shirt says that's what he does

[Cool King]

We had about 10 minutes of Vickie trying desperately to get AJ to admit to fooling around with Cena. :-\

[Frank Drebin]

Breast Cancer and Troop Support, you just cant lose.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I copied his posting style pretty well.

I was just disappointed you wouldn't post the picture. It would have been entertaining to me.

Can we talk about Raw in here instead of your dumbass pretending? There are plenty of other threads you can go gloat about that shit littering these forums already.

[#1-norm-fan]

Next week, Vickie will have video of AJ sucking Cena's dick and they'll still deny it.

"That wasn't John! It was Mark Wahlberg!"

[KyleEmmott]

I'd find this way more entertaining if they actually had an affair

[Road Warrior]

We had about 10 minutes of Vickie trying desperately to get AJ to admit to fooling around with Cena. :-\

I don't understand, what's the payoff for vicki if she gets aj to admit
a relationship with cena ?

[Cool King]

I'd find this way more entertaining if they actually had an affair

That just reminded me of the whole Edge/Lita/Matt Hardy thing that went on a few years ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd find this way more entertaining if they actually had an affair

What would it even matter if they did, though?

[Frank Drebin]

Aj needs to cut the shirt just a little shorter

[Fignuts]

Maybe she's sleeping with John Morrison.

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't understand, what's the payoff for vicki if she gets aj to admit
a relationship with cena ?

WWE probably doesn't understand either. Give them 3 weeks before they figure out they can't think of a payoff for this thing they started and it slowly fades away.

[Tom Guycott]

Well, that was time that a match could have been happening.

This whole "AJ scandal" thing is kind of like the Flair/Elizabeth pictures, just with more unneccessary filler and unneeded promos.

Also, I get the whole "we're not supposed to remember anything over a year" business, but exactly what Vickie is accusing AJ of is what she not only had with Dolph, but hinted at at one point being conflicted with him and Thwagger... where they had a match to compete "for her managerial services AND her affections". And nevermind her being Smackdown GM while in a relationship with Edge. Hell, we can even go back to Hunter and Steph. I just don't get how suddenly, this is inappropriate and scandalous. This angle is pretty forced.

[Skippord]

Cena is really doing a great job of selling this

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now this is just getting retarded. Just now.

[Frank Drebin]

That just reminded me of the whole Edge/Lita/Matt Hardy thing that went on a few years ago.

hmmm.....that means we get to see a boob at some point, right?

[Cool King]

I thought it was pronounced "Vee-Ta".

[KyleEmmott]

YES, REGAL!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

I want William Regal to get a main event run where he isn't just playing the jobber in the worst way.

[Frank Drebin]

REGAL!!

[Cool King]

hmmm.....that means we get to see a boob at some point, right?

If you mean Cena's, then yeah.

AJ is as flat as a pancake.

[SammyG]

lollllll this is TNA bad. Wowwwwww.

[Dukelorange]

The John she's talking about is John Morrison.

[slik]

Can we talk about Raw in here instead of your dumbass pretending? There are plenty of other threads you can go gloat about that shit littering these forums already.


....because I was going to talk about it for the next 2 1/2 hours?

Don't be so stringent. Nothing exciting has happened on RAW yet.

[Fignuts]

God please give regal some offense. Begging you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Isn't Cena divorced? Can you have an affair with a single man?

[KyleEmmott]

REGAL!!!!

[Skippord]

I sometimes like to watch NXT and pretend it's the actual WWE

[#1-norm-fan]

And nevermind her being Smackdown GM while in a relationship with Edge. Hell, we can even go back to Hunter and Steph. I just don't get how suddenly, this is inappropriate and scandalous. This angle is pretty forced.

Don't forget Teddy and Aksana.

[Cool King]

The sound effects department is back in business!

[Road Warrior]

Remember when Regal was almost champion :'(

[slik]

lollllll this is TNA bad. Wowwwwww.

This and Claire Lynch are pretty equal for me.

If this storyline goes on longer than the Claire Lynch mess it will definitely top it though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Isn't Cena divorced? Can you have an affair with a single man?

Vickie may not know what words mean.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The KO Punch v. Power of the Punch. Should be epic.

[slik]

Isn't Cena divorced? Can you have an affair with a single man?

Not under WWE logic.

[Cool King]

The John she's talking about is John Morrison.

Or <s>Johnny Curtis</s> <s>Fandangoo</s> Fandango.

[Tom Guycott]

Yay! Lord Steven in a ring twice in a week*!


*in TV time.

[Droford]

Regal needs to find the power of the punch

[KyleEmmott]

Regal chants!

[Skippord]

Regal's one of the toughest men in history?

SUCK IT GHENGIS KHAN

[Cool King]

Poor Regal. :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was not epic.

[KyleEmmott]

Look at his chest!!!

[Fignuts]

Boooooo

Regal should have won the championship right there.

[Tom Guycott]

Or <s>Johnny Curtis</s> <s>Fandangoo</s> Fandango.

I was going to say that, but I figured someone else would a) beat me to it, and b) Big Johnny would be more of an unexpected swerve. Although, oddly enough, I do like the idea of it being JBL.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somehow, I don't hate the Sheamus/Show feud.

[Skippord]

Sheamus and Regal really had a great friendship spring up out of nowhere

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Show's eyes looking down the aisle for Sheamus before he came out.

I guess he didn't have faith that the pop would be big enough to cue him.

[GD]

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

Dating women who are half his age.

[#1-norm-fan]

Or <s>Johnny Curtis</s> <s>Fandangoo</s> Fandango.

Oh she was full of that fandanGOO that night. ;)

[slik]

Oh she was full of that fandanGOO that night. ;)

:lol:

[Cool King]

Somehow, I don't hate the Sheamus/Show feud.

Ditto.

[Frank Drebin]

EVER SEEN CALL OF DUTY......on weed?

[Cool King]

Oh she was full of that fandanGOO that night. ;)

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/350/046/c70.png

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sheamus and Regal really had a great friendship spring up out of nowhere

"You're not American? Neither am I! Let's grab a pint and be best friends forever!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Somehow, I don't hate the Sheamus/Show feud.

I fucking love the fact that a monster heel was built up for the sake of building up a monster heel and not for the sake of just putting someone over a month after his push starts. Him beating Sheamus cleanly for the title was fucking brilliant.

[slik]

On another forum I'm reading a RAW thread in someone pointed out not only are AJ and John both unmarried so they aren't having an affair but that phone tapping is illegal and Vickie should be probably be arrested.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Frank Drebin]

good gravy, Eve's boobs!

[Skippord]

"You're not American? Neither am I! Let's grab a pint and be best friends forever!"
I bet that's the only way foreign people make friends

[Anybody Thrilla]

Eve ranks amongst the top divas of all time. Rockin' tits, too.

[slik]

I would hope Layla wins this match.

[KyleEmmott]

What are they chanting?

[Skippord]

Jesus Christ they still haven't finished that "Who attacked Kaitlyn" thing?

[Fignuts]

Dat cleavage on eve.

[Cool King]

YES!

Kaitlyn has a shot!

[slik]

Damn. I spoke too soon.

[Skippord]

I wonder who I would have to murder for an evening of ecstasy with Kaitlyn

[#1-norm-fan]

Kaitlyn's turn for a diva's title match. So have her beat the ex champ clean in like 1 minute. Then next months challenger can beat Kaitlyn in a minute. And so on... and so on...

Fuck actually making any divas look better than any other divas.

[Fignuts]

From rockin tits to jerry lawler.

Very fitting.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why were they filming all of that?

[Innovator]

Doesn't someone have to be married in order to have an affair? Just say Cena got a divorce and let's move on

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL I can't believe they made the volume of the sounds he was making while having a heart attack louder. HAH! So morbid.

[Skippord]

Why were they filming all of that?
"Well I mean if he lives we'll have a great video package"

[Cool King]

Did we really need to have a black screen and hear Lawler having the stroke/snorting?

[slik]

"Well I mean if he lives we'll have a great video package"

That darn WWE!

[Tom Guycott]

I get that it's pretty much the job of the vid staff to record everything... but what if Jerry had passed after they took him backstage? WWE would pretty much have his snuff footage, and that's a bit creepy to have that sitting around an archive along with Owen's fall.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is it weird that I'd love to see Lawler come back as a heel somehow?

[Anybody Thrilla]

"The only thing worse than a heart attack is having to look at all of these ugly mugs here in Columbus!"

:cool:

[Skippord]

Is it weird that I'd love to see Lawler come back as a heel somehow?
I'd be all for it if he started giving people the heart punch

[Droford]

Why were they filming all of that?

For "long live the king, the life and times of Jerry lawler" DVD set

[Frank Drebin]

Why were they filming all of that?

If he dies, it goes to "Archive Island" along with other never to be seen videos like Steve Irwin's death and that one good Khali match.

[Fignuts]

"The only thing worse than a heart attack is having to look at all of these ugly mugs here in Columbus!"

:cool:

Would be amazing.

[Cool King]

"The only thing worse than a heart attack is having to look at all of these ugly mugs here in Columbus!"

:cool:

I would love that.

[BigCrippyZ]

Why were they filming all of that?

My wife and I were wondering the same thing. It's incredibly tacky and low class.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is it weird that I'd love to see Lawler come back as a heel somehow?

lol. Him coming out for this huge emotional return speech and then turning heel halfway through would be stupendous.

[slik]

Is it weird that I'd love to see Lawler come back as a heel somehow?


No, I greatly miss heel commentator Lawler.

[KyleEmmott]

The King has returned.

[Fignuts]

I really do miss having a bona fide heel announcer.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What are the chances that Punk interrupts this return and tries to get Jerry to tell him he respects him like he wanted weeks ago?

[DrCrawford]

he should have come out with his old royal coat on and the tights

[Anybody Thrilla]

COLE: "Jerry, I made fun of your mother's death, but YOUR death would have sucked, friend."

[Fignuts]

pop doesn't seem very big. Must be the acoustics.

[Savio]

Next week, Vickie will have video of AJ sucking Cena's dick and they'll still deny it.
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[Fignuts]

ok nm there it is.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd love it if they let King have his moment for a bit and then turned the segment into a storyline in some way.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cue heart attack number two.....NOW!

[Frank Drebin]

This is where Lawler throws his support behind Mitt Romney.

[Tom Guycott]

... except New Jack.

[Road Warrior]

OH SHIT

[Frank Drebin]

What are the chances that Punk interrupts this return and tries to get Jerry to tell him he respects him like he wanted weeks ago?

Ding Ding Ding

[Fignuts]

hahahahahaaaaaaa

[Anybody Thrilla]

What are the chances that Punk interrupts this return and tries to get Jerry to tell him he respects him like he wanted weeks ago?

OHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTT

[The Whole F'n Show]

holy fuck, who called that lmao

[Tom Guycott]

I'd love it if they let King have his moment for a bit and then turned the segment into a storyline in some way.

Jesus, Nostradamus.

[#1-norm-fan]

"And I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart... YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!"

lol. No idea where they would have gone with it but it would have been awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Punk interrupting this is amazing

[Tom Guycott]

What are the chances that Punk interrupts this return and tries to get Jerry to tell him he respects him like he wanted weeks ago?

Both of you? Damn.

[#1-norm-fan]

Aww. King's not in the ring anymore. Thought there was gonna be a "showdown".

[Road Warrior]

"And I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart... YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!"

lol. No idea where they would have gone with it but it would have been awesome.

He would of thrown down the NWA belt