The TPWW Harlem Shake Society Presents: The *OFFICIAL* 18/02/13 Monday Night RAW Thread

[Tazz Dan]

Sup?

[VSG]

I dislike the use of Harlem Shake in this thread :nono:

[Triple Naitch]

I'm all for it. :y:

[Cool King]

I dislike the use of Harlem Shake in this thread :nono:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'll shake all your Harlem globes right off your trotters if this thread title isn't changed.

[Krimzon7]

Harlem Shake??? That soo two thousand and late.

[Tazz Dan]

I dislike the use of Harlem Shake in this thread :nono:

Why do you think I used it...... :nono:

[Tazz Dan]

#heatmagnet

[ClockShot]

I can honestly say I'm rather excited for this Raw tonight.

[CSL]

I like the Harlem Shake in the same vein that I like Justin Bieber. Both are completely ridiculous and awful and 48 hours ago I'd have told you so but seeing just how bent out of shape and venomous people get about them now makes me glad they exist.

[Tazz Dan]

Best thing about quitting my job yesterday morning? Being able to come home and watch the PPV live, and stream Raw live this afternoon. Oh, and being offered two jobs between then and now wasn't too shabby either. Might go make a thread in casual about this actually.

[CSL]

keep the thread title. Change the name of the bastard forum to it

[Flash Funk]

Please give me something to look forward to (Undertaker).
I'm trying not to hate too much on Rock-Fena II but what can they do during this buildup to make it feel different from last year?

[Tazz Dan]

I like the Harlem Shake in the same vein that I like Justin Bieber. Both are completely ridiculous and awful and 48 hours ago I'd have told you so but seeing just how bent out of shape and venomous people get about them now makes me glad they exist.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm not going to stay up and watch this today out of the fury Tazz Dan and CSL are causing me to feel.

[Krimzon7]

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[CSL]

I'm not going to stay up and watch this today out of the fury Tazz Dan and CSL are causing me to feel.

IN YO FACE LIVERPOOL

[Krimzon7]

forgot how dope Diddy's verse in this bitch was.

[Cool King]

As a protest, I am refusing to post any more in this thread after this post.

Tazz Dan and CSL have really got my blue blood boiling!

[James Diesel]

while waiting for the show, chuckle-worthy ending to the new Adventure Time.

"I like the story the way it is"

".................get....out!"

[James Diesel]

As a protest, I am refusing to post any more in this thread after this post.

Tazz Dan and CSL have really got my blue blood boiling!

join the chat :y:

www.justin.tv/thexeroguy

[Krimzon7]

The only thing on CN worth watching is YOUNG JUSTICE.

[Droford]

The official road to droford going to wrestlemania starts now

[James Diesel]

without any doubt???? he was pinned for a 15 count....

[parkmania]

<s>Once</s>Twice in a Lifetime...


Rock vs. Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

Somehow not looking forward to Cena-Rock II. Would love if Punk got involved to keep the Rock-Punk feud going on while it mixes into the Cena-Rock one.

[Droford]

The new jersey turnpike should sponsor the road to wrestlemania

[James Diesel]

Show's already shit

[Frank Drebin]

12 months is a lifetime for a WWE writer

[Droford]

We want lash leroux!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hi guys. This is Ugenfast, Iginfest's evil twin. He says he's real ticked off with you all and is in bed now. I decided to watch Raw tonight and tell him all the results in the morning before he can watch it, cause I'm evil.

[James Diesel]

Hi guys. This is Ugenfast, Iginfest's evil twin. He says he's real ticked off with you all and is in bed now. I decided to watch Raw tonight and tell him all the results in the morning before he can watch it, cause I'm evil.

mustache or gtfo

[KyleEmmott]

I find it funny that what Jack Swagger stands for, is not heelish at all. Is it bad to be patriotic?

[parkmania]

and business is about to pick up.

[Droford]

The proverbial business is about to pick up

[Tazz Dan]

Punk's music seems slower?

[Frank Drebin]

Question when it comes to Rock/Cena is how often they are going to refer to last years match. They seem to shy away from reminding people that matches have happened at Mania before, like they did with HHH/Taker last year.

[Droford]

Bonus points if punk says "Cena vs rock? Nobody wants to see that"

[Frank Drebin]

Ill bet Cena grows a shitty, patchy beard.

[Krimzon7]

For once it's not about PUNK??? It's always about Punk

[Krimzon7]

Ham and Eggers!!! I love you PUNK

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Punk's music seems slower?

Thought that was just me going a bit loopy.

[Frank Drebin]

I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3059546/charlie-gold-ticket-o.gif

[Droford]

Lol, so what..punk is leaving now..haha

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hmm, guess they will be making it a triple threat then if they make this end in a no contest or something.

[Droford]

Lol we'll do it next week..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol or maybe they're still holding out another week for Taker to make a decision.

[Tazz Dan]

Let him go.... Who's trying to stop him?

[Krimzon7]

Ugh, didn't miss that champ is here shit.

[Theo Dious]

Wow, they passed up an opportunity to blow a load... sounds like creative is getting some stones.

[Krimzon7]

somebody should make a gif of that face Heyman was making.

[Immortal Moose]

Chkdsk is being a bitch, I'm on my iPhone.

But lol

[Frank Drebin]

Only a heel would do a match the following week.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would laugh if Cena lost only to be involved in the title match anyways like a few years ago when he won the Rumble.

Maybe have the Shield or Lesnar get involved if those smirks by Heyman or Punk is any indication.

[Krimzon7]

Gonna swim back.

[Immortal Moose]

Would laugh if Cena lost only to be involved in the title match anyways like a few years ago when he won the Rumble.

Maybe have the Shield or Lesnar get involved if those smirks by Heyman or Punk is any indication.

Cena/incredible hulk will still overcome the odds I bet

[James Diesel]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/9zHJK2yk2MQ/mqdefault.jpg

Found Bigfoot

[Krimzon7]

Heyman needs a week to wire the money for the Cena hit.

[Frank Drebin]

Remember when the Sonic girl delivered Cole and King food and they talked about it for half an hour? Those were the days.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah I think they're still buying time for Undertaker to make a decision. They've set this up in a way where they can shoehorn Punk into the title match if need be, but I'd say the odds of Taker wrestling are pretty high.</font>

[Droford]

2+2 equals Thomas Jefferson, sucka

[Tazz Dan]

2 + 2 = Thomas Jefferson SUCKA

[James Diesel]

Let's head over to Josh Mathews

Matt Striker

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck you Droford :'(

[Frank Drebin]

How long until the video of Cole downloading the WWE app for the 12th time?

[Krimzon7]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/9zHJK2yk2MQ/mqdefault.jpg

Found Bigfoot

and he's Japanese

[Corndad]

Jericho to save the day

[Droford]

Jericho is now playing the part of john Cena in this feud

[ClockShot]

The company needs saving?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jericho getting a bit dramatic there.

[Tazz Dan]

Jericho's trolling us, he's going to TNA

[Immortal Moose]

Back on the comp... Y2J!

[Savio]

I hope y2j turns heel tonight

[Krimzon7]

Y2J is awfully touch on their pecs...

[Corndad]

Botch Cara

[Immortal Moose]

Jericho's trolling us, he's going to TNA

:lol:

[Frank Drebin]

Sin Cara looks like a seedless watermelon.

[James Diesel]

........................really? Why is this even a match? Why does Sin Cara have a job?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Would actually really like a Sheamus v Ryback feud.

[Tazz Dan]

Sin Cara's going over here.

[Droford]

Worlds strongest midget squashing machine

[Tazz Dan]

Why does Sin Cara have a job?

Because he's not actually that bad.

[Immortal Moose]

I was too drunk to remember the Punk/Rock match last night, was it good? Should I watch it?

[Droford]

If they turned the mood lighting on you wouldn't be able to see henry

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol Khali/Henry feud?

[Immortal Moose]

oh god

[Frank Drebin]

kill him, mizark

[Corndad]

Please don't let Khali have a Mania match when deserving guys don't have a spot.

[James Diesel]

Khali actually has a storyline? Big things in 2013 :/

[Tazz Dan]

Feel free to ask that question again James Diesel. About Khali though :y:

[Frank Drebin]

aww cmon...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Henry

[Droford]

If I wanted to dance I'd get a date

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA Love Mark Henry. If I wanted to dance I would get a date HAHAHA

[Krimzon7]

If I wanted a dance I'd get a date. Mizark gets the bitches.

[Tazz Dan]

And the answer will be because he bring in money to the Indian market which is quite lucrative.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[KyleEmmott]

This is how Khali should always be used not a comedy act.

[Frank Drebin]

Please don't let Khali have a Mania match when deserving guys don't have a spot.

Don't worry, I'm sure there will be a place for Hornswaggle.

[Tazz Dan]

Decided I'm going to edit all of James Diesel's posts in this thread from now on for two reasons. One, so they're not shit. And two, so they're positive.

[Savio]

I want Henry to beat Team Hell No for the Tag straps, by him self.

[Frank Drebin]

Glad the people who can't watch ppvs get to see SHIELD in a match.

[slik]

Please, for the love of God, Do NOT put Khali in a WM feud with Henry.

[James Diesel]

Decided I'm going to edit all of James Diesel's posts in this thread from now on for two reasons. One, so they're not shit. And two, so they're positive.

One day I know I'll be able to post as well as you. Thanks for mentoring me.

[Krimzon7]

but feel free to put a subway sub in my kitchen

[Flash Funk]

Please, for the love of God, Do NOT put Khali in a WM feud with Henry.

They wouldn't dare, would they?

[Frank Drebin]

They still have, like, 6 weeks before 'Mania. Pleanty of time to build things while having mini arcs in the meantime.

Let Henry kill Khali next week or on Smackdown, then he moves on.

[Krimzon7]

I think I jut fell in love with the Honda commercial

[James Diesel]

FAN-DAN-GO-go-go-go-go-go-go!!!!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

this Fandango just get's gayer...

[Tazz Dan]

FANDANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Kinda waiting for Vince to realize Fandango is a movie ticket website.

[Tazz Dan]

this Fandango just get's gayer...

I will fight you.

[Poit]

this Fandango just get's gayer...

Showing him with a woman more somehow makes him gayer?

[Savio]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MtAqDP0B5Xc/T9EiH3KBZYI/AAAAAAAAC9U/BAHS_S3rBYk/s1600/Fandango-coupons-2.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

Kinda waiting for Vince to realize Fandango is a movie ticket website.

"They will click on his superstar page instead when they do a Google search, and then WE GOT 'EM HAHAHAHAH"

[Immortal Moose]

They'll keep airing vignettes every time there's a WWE related movie coming.

[Savio]

Showing him with a woman more somehow makes him gayer?
yes, men should only touch women when having sex.

[Tazz Dan]

this Fandango just get's gayer...

Showing him with a woman more somehow makes him gayer?

I certainly know who's opinion I will take on what is gay and what's not.

[James Diesel]

This is turning out to be an awesome match

[Frank Drebin]

Hope they keep coming up with names for guys that coincide with various websites.

Johnny Ebaum
Jason Pornhub

[Krimzon7]

Showing him with a woman more somehow makes him gayer?

showing him with that shit eating hairdo does that all by itself.

[James Diesel]

Short, but awesome

[Frank Drebin]

Wait....that wasnt for the title?

[Droford]

Damn, I thought that was a title match

[Theo Dious]

God Cole is a moron.

[Tazz Dan]

Miz is in the doghouse for dropping Punk on his head.

[ClockShot]

Wish that went longer.

Pretty good, none the less.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Fandango gimmick is the complete opposite of gay. He's a creep who perves on birds isn't he?

[Tazz Dan]

The Fandango gimmick is the complete opposite of gay. He's a creep who perves on birds isn't he?

Fandango is pretty much a gimmick based off myself and whiteyford.

[James Diesel]

Didn't know they were making youtube videos, this is great

[Immortal Moose]

The Fandango gimmick is the complete opposite of gay. He's a creep who perves on birds isn't he?

That's what I thought

[Immortal Moose]

Christ a house at the corner of my street has that same flag up.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm liking Jack Swagger's new hair cut.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hF_Q6kTo_Tk/T3k6EUZ8koI/AAAAAAAAO9s/LdnnbR4Im6o/s1600/Super_Shaggy_Dog.jpg

[ClockShot]

Needs more guns.

[Droford]

Oh this is just..ugh

[KyleEmmott]

That was brilliant

[Immortal Moose]

Christ a house at the corner of my street has that same flag up.

But I go to UA, so go figure

[Flash Funk]

Cesaro is my second favorite wrestler right now. Just incredible.

[Heisenberg]

Held my urine in to see the Swagger segment.

We The People

[Krimzon7]

I will fight you.

http://troll.me/images/zach-morris/come-at-me-bro.jpg

[Droford]

Barney lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh hey a "Kane's not a monster anymore" story.

[KyleEmmott]

Please let this be the beginning of Kane turning back into a monster.

[Savio]

Kane "I wasn't a monster any more" heel turn coming up soon.

[Savio]

Vickie and Paul should have sex

[Immortal Moose]

Kane "I wasn't a monster any more" heel turn coming up soon.

Reset to last year

[KyleEmmott]

I miss "Big Red Monster" Heel Kane.

[Savio]

and by Paul I dont mean me

[Tazz Dan]

Ziggler vs Del Rio :wtf:

[Corndad]

All Kane had to say there to Orton was "How was your Wrestlemania last year?"

[Krimzon7]

SHOWOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Heisenberg]

Vickie and Paul should have sex

Eddie approves

[Flash Funk]

Start the Zigglers in the doghouse speculation

[Theo Dious]

Vickie and I should have sex

I want this to happen very badly.

[Droford]

This match makes no sense

[Innovator]

This crowd sucks

[Theo Dious]

This match makes no sense

What would make sense would be if Ziggler got himself intentionally DQed, then joined Langston in beating the snot of out Del Rio, then cash in the damn briefcase.

[James Diesel]

Whatever I said about Ricardo's announcing prior to being censored.

[Tazz Dan]

This match makes no sense

Big E will take out Ricardo and get kicked out of ringside and Dolph will DQ himself by belting the fuck out of Alberto with a steel chair. Big E will then come back down with a new ref and Dolph will cash in.

[Rollermacka]

Is it just me, or was Ricardo and Del Rio better with the car and music starting durring the intro?

[Tazz Dan]

Oh look, another commercial already.

[James Diesel]

I like the post of yours you are about to quote TD :y:

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or was Ricardo and Del Rio better with the car and music starting durring the intro?

I'm with ya. Don't feel the same.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm liking Jack Swagger's new hair cut.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hF_Q6kTo_Tk/T3k6EUZ8koI/AAAAAAAAO9s/LdnnbR4Im6o/s1600/Super_Shaggy_Dog.jpg

Fuck you all for ignoring this post. James Diesel and mike adamle would love to make a post as golden as this.

[Immortal Moose]

Fuck you all for ignoring this post. James Diesel and mike adamle would love to make a post as golden as this.

I was going to post that, you stole my thunder. :foc:

not really lol

[Savio]

Big E will take out Ricardo and get kicked out of ringside and Dolph will DQ himself by belting the fuck out of Alberto with a steel chair. Big E will then come back down with a new ref and Dolph will cash in.
But that would make it heel vs heel

[James Diesel]

Well I'm out

[Tazz Dan]

But that would make it heel vs heel

I don't care, it was a fucking great idea on my part.

[Heisenberg]

I was going to post that, you stole my WCW Thunder. :foc:

Ahh WCW

[Immortal Moose]

Ahh WCW

The memories...

[Frank Drebin]

woah....cool!

[Tazz Dan]

Well I'm out

It's ok, we've all known for a while.

[ClockShot]

Damn.

[James Diesel]

James Diesel hated that awesome avalanche inverted suplex and thinks Tazz Dan is a king among men

[Heisenberg]

The memories...

Indeed

[Poit]

Is it just me, or was Ricardo and Del Rio better with the car and music starting durring the intro?

I agree. Though, having Ricardo announce Del Rio before the music means that the audience can hear the crowd say "Albertoooooooooo Del Riiiiiiiiiiioooo" along with Ricardo, so I assume that's why.

[Poit]

But that would make it heel vs heel

You mean it would be a triple threat. Del Rio would still get a rematch.

[Krimzon7]

Whenever Ziggler cashes in, it's gonna feel anticlimatic.

[Immortal Moose]

Wild Turkey probably isn't good for my cold but fuck it

[ClockShot]

Like a 1-sided match all around.

[Tazz Dan]

James Diesel hated that awesome avalanche inverted suplex and thinks Tazz Dan is a king among men

If you're going to post your own shit, at least make it sound like I've edited your post :roll:

[Frank Drebin]

Here we go.....

[Corndad]

You're next world champion, Dolph Ziggler Ladies and Gentleman.

[Poit]

Did Dolph say "E, come on now"?

[Immortal Moose]

CASH IN!

[Krimzon7]

unless it's now!!!! CASH THAT SHIT IN ZIGGLES

[Poit]

WTF?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ricardo

[ClockShot]

Ah, fuck.

[Immortal Moose]

SHIT

[Krimzon7]

Fuck you WWE

[KyleEmmott]

You've got to be kidding me?

[Eklipse]

I really hope that isn't Langston's finisher. That was awful.

[Frank Drebin]

damn

[Heisenberg]

I still came

[Tazz Dan]

Alberto recovered quickly.

[Theo Dious]

Ooooh that was good though.

[Immortal Moose]

I like Del Rio as champ but that could have been awesome

[Tazz Dan]

I really hope that isn't Langston's finisher. That was awful.

You're fucking me right?

[KyleEmmott]

Am I the only one who still can't buy into ADR??

[Poit]

So, how many times has Dolph tried to cash in, only to be interrupted?

[Krimzon7]

I just want Dolph to straight snap, jump ADR and get this shit done.

[Poit]

Alberto recovered quickly.

He was down for a 5-count, at least.

[Immortal Moose]

Speaking of WCW...

[Poit]

6 pages after an hour? I think this thread is busier than the PPV last night.

[Theo Dious]

So, how many times has Dolph tried to cash in, only to be interrupted?

I remember two other than this, but Bryan had at least as many.

[Immortal Moose]

6 pages after an hour? I think this thread is busier than the PPV last night.

Saturday night hangovers can last a while.

[Heisenberg]

Speaking of WCW...

I know, I will watch that Blu Ray:y:

[ClockShot]

............Was that Halle Berry in a WWE produced film?

[Eklipse]

You're fucking me right?

No. I'm not fucking you. Sorry. :(

[Flash Funk]

As much as I love Dolph , it would be hilarious if every week between now and Mania he tried to cash in and had some Wile E. Coyote shit happen to him.

[Theo Dious]

lol He said Cinemas.

[Immortal Moose]

I know, I will watch that Blu Ray:y:

A Blu Ray player still alludes me, I'll be stuck with just the regular DVD.

[ClockShot]

Dead Man Down looks good.

[Theo Dious]

............Was that Halle Berry in a WWE produced film?

Yes, which means Cena is no longer the shittiest actor to star in a WWE movie.

[Droford]

Wade Barrett is a big time actor like the rock!

Or not

[ClockShot]

Wade Barrett as Thug #6.

[Eklipse]

so....where exactly is wade barrett in this movie trailer? haha!

[Immortal Moose]

Great song. SHINE ON YOU CRAAAZY DIIIAAMOND.

[Theo Dious]

Hey Sheamus, you already have something going on tonight, go sit down.

[Tazz Dan]

Wade Barrett the movie star...... Gets a whole 2 seconds of time in that trailer.

[Corndad]

Sheamus/Barrett for IC Title at Mania would be the goods.

[Immortal Moose]

Wade Barrett the movie star...... Gets a whole 2 seconds of time in that trailer.

2 seconds I couldn't see because fuck AT&T U-Verse.

[Tazz Dan]

WWE Harlem Shakers

[KyleEmmott]

That was random

[Droford]

Those things look like they're having spasms

[ClockShot]

Hellooooooooooooooooooo Rosa!

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought Bo Dallas and not Sheamus would have been the one to interrupt Barrett. Sheamus vs Barrett as a potential Mania match does sound nice.


Wade Barrett the movie star...... Gets a whole 2 seconds of time in that trailer.

:lol:

[Tazz Dan]

2 seconds I couldn't see because fuck AT&T U-Verse.

To be fair, that was 2 seconds split between the whole 2 minutes.

[Heisenberg]

A Blu Ray player still alludes me, I'll be stuck with just the regular DVD.

Sorry my man, I am not picky and still watch DVDs too every once in awhile.

[Corndad]

Dat Ass.

[Droford]

Tensai stole kimchi's hat

[Immortal Moose]

Eh the screen is stuttering every second now, at least I didn't have to watch that match.

[Theo Dious]

lol "A very special press conference."

[Immortal Moose]

I'm gonna have to find a stream to watch RAW because the cable is so shitty.

[Droford]

Krispy is going to be insufferable

[Theo Dious]

Pretty surprised WM30 isn't going to be at MSG, but I guess they have that big-ass renovation project going on.

[Savio]

Jacks theme doesnt seems american :/

[Tazz Dan]

Hey Moose, where can I buy the tickets from? Fandango? lol #owenbrownpost

[Tazz Dan]

I'm gonna have to find a stream to watch RAW because the cable is so shitty.

Czech your rep

[Droford]

Jacks theme doesnt seems american :/

They should have either done a heel version of real American or given him a variation of Kurt angle's theme

[Krimzon7]

I just proved the theory or realativity...twice.

[Flash Funk]

I think Swagger's theme is going to grow on me.

[Krimzon7]

Oh, Bigfoot is Mexican. Hondaleeeeeey

[Droford]

Can't wait for an Obama quote

[Immortal Moose]

Czech your rep

Thanks :D

[Krimzon7]

say that again Swagger!!!!

[Rollermacka]

So has anybody made a Clinton joke for there Presidental sayings yet?