mike adamle's **OFFICIAL** 5/19/13 WWE Extreme Rules thread starring Dtts and Team Gorm

[Mr. Nerfect]

Colter working hard to get heat here.

[Cool King]

I wonder what Zeb would say about football over here, if that baseball thing pisses him off.

[slik]

I lol'd at the Caribbean Cardinals.

St. Louis is long overdue to host WM imo.

[Ermaximus]

Damnit, I guessed back-right. Oh well.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Go ead Lilian girl

[Lock Jaw]

Ricardo Rodriguez, and his friend Bucket

[Nicky Fives]

since when does Lilian intro Ricky Ricardo in Spanish?

[Keith]

I wonder what Zeb would say about football over here, if that baseball thing pisses him off.

LOL he ain't gonna touch that subject.

[Cool King]

since when does Lilian intro Ricky Ricardo in Spanish?

Since tonight, I'm guessing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Del Rio is a natural babyface, but his character just doesn't connect. It seems so...forced.

[Lock Jaw]

Alberto's new theme has grown on me.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I wonder what Zeb would say about football over here, if that baseball thing pisses him off.

Probably something akin to the xenophobic tabloid papers we have here anyway.

Or pretty much 90% of people who talk about football in general in this country.

[CSL]

I wonder what Zeb would say about football over here, if that baseball thing pisses him off.

they'd probably be babyfaces over here, talk about people "going back to there they belong" and half the crowd would probably pop for it

[Skippord]

the Cardinals are like the whitest team in baseball I can think of

[Lock Jaw]

Del Rio is a natural babyface, but his character just doesn't connect. It seems so...forced.

Conversely, I think he is the best face in some time.

[#1-norm-fan]

And the US Title is officially above the IC Title now.

[Keith]

Del Rio is a natural babyface, but his character just doesn't connect. It seems so...forced.

Yeah, if it was Rey Mysterio instead of ADR, the crowd would really be into him.

But ADR isn't connecting worth a damn. He comes out all pumped up and the crowd is all "Meh".

[Lock Jaw]

Mainly because he is like the only one that isn't an asshole/dick/bully

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fucking the match just started. Let them beat the crap out of each other for a little while before they even go for the win.

[Nicky Fives]

the Cardinals are like the whitest team in baseball I can think of

Beltran, Mujica, Salas & Garcia are the only ones I can think of....4 doesn't seem like all that much.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mainly because he is like the only one that isn't an asshole/dick/bully

He does that so well, don't get me wrong -- but the thing is that he was an asshole/dick/bully just a few months ago.

[Ermaximus]

Ricardo Rodriguez, and his friend Bucket

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Ricardo clearly has a secret relationship with that bucket.

[el bobbo]

Does it count if Del Rio quits en Espanol?

[CSL]

writing on the back of Thwagger's thinglet looks like a QR code

[Skippord]

Beltran, Mujica, Salas & Garcia are the only ones I can think of....4 doesn't seem like all that much.....
Molina and Carlos Martinez are the only other ones I can think of

[Mr. Nerfect]

I honestly think that Del Rio's potentially most likeable quality is his ability to beat everybody. I would actually be in complete support of Del Rio beating Ziggler, which I know many people would hate.

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan should be in an I Quit match

[Dukelorange]

Quick how many wrestlers in WWE lost an 'I Quit' Match that were faces?

[CSL]

hey Mike Chioda how's about you do one with that microphone yeah

[Ermaximus]

Does it count if Del Rio quits en Espanol?

Only if the ref speaks Espanol?

[Poit]

That kendo stick doesn't seem very American.

[el bobbo]

the Cardinals are like the whitest team in baseball I can think of


We have Carlos Beltran and Jon Jay. That's it I think.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swagger is so fucking good in the ring. He's been working so hard since he's been back.

[Skippord]

is there not some sort of surgery they could give Jack Swagger to make him sound more threatening?

[slik]

Going to have to go back between this and the Celebrity Apprentice finale.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Guy in the Hogan shirt in the front row. "Jack Swagger, you're not a real American!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Quick how many wrestlers in WWE lost an 'I Quit' Match that were faces?

Mankind and Rey Mysterio?

[Poit]

Quick how many wrestlers in WWE lost an 'I Quit' Match that were faces?

Triple H & Mick Foley?

[Nicky Fives]

Quick how many wrestlers in WWE lost an 'I Quit' Match that were faces?

Mick Foley

[Keith]

ADR may not be over as a face, but he's one solid worker inside the ring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This match is so fucking cheesy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

ADR may not be over as a face, but he's one solid worker inside the ring.

One of the best.

[Skippord]

We have Carlos Beltran and Jon Jay. That's it I think.
I think Jon Jay is from Florida

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If swagger ever turns face they should give him a Jack Bauer gimmick

[el bobbo]

Sick Backstabber with the Kendo stick.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't like the "Si" chant. Get your own chant.

[el bobbo]

I think Jon Jay is from Florida

He's black though. I don't know if Zeb likes the blacks...

[Nicky Fives]

I love the Gutwrench Powerbomb..... so much better of a finish than the ankle lock

[Mr. Nerfect]

That should have been the first "ask him!" of the match.

[Skippord]

I wonder if Zeb Colter had that Carribean Team Name thing loaded up for when they were in some other way more Latin filled baseball team and was like "Fuck I better use it while we're in St. Louis since it's more alliterative that way"

[Skippord]

If swagger ever turns face they should give him a Jack Bauer gimmick
featuring Zeb as Chloe

[Poit]

This really seems like a good time for the Patriot Lock.

[Cool King]

Even though I am enjoying the match, I still think it would have been better as a ladder match, where a Number One Contender Contract was hanging above the ring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ricardo worried about his friend.

[Cool King]

Hahahaha!

[Skippord]

creative

[Immortal Moose]

wtf

[Keith]

That's why you never leave your towel unattended, Ricardo.

[Immortal Moose]

Didn't expect that to happen.

[Mr. Nerfect]

False finish. Nice.

[slik]

Re-start the match!

[Poit]

:lol:

[Nicky Fives]

there's no instant replay in wrestling!

[Immortal Moose]

wow really?

[Lock Jaw]

THERE'S NO INSTANT REPLAY IN THE WWE

[Skippord]

lol NBA style review TV

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

Refs now have their own replay sets?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mike Chiota calling Mark Yeaton by his name.

[Theo Dious]

Selective replay. LOL

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol replay technology

[el bobbo]

Instant replays are ruining the fine sport of sports entertainment.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. I want the points for Swagger winning.

[Keith]

OMG, WWE is going to play-off what's been going on in MLB? LOL

[Cool King]

Since when did Mark Yeaton keep a fucking monitor next to him? :lol:

[CSL]

what took the NFL 50 odd years gets sorted in 8 seconds in the WWE #InstantReplay

[Poit]

Shouldn't Del Rio win, since Zeb threw in the towel?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Del Rio will win and then Swagger will be pissed and continue to stay in Del Rio's business. The Ladder Match will probably happen at Payback.

[slik]

Del Rio the Hero wins!

[CSL]

That's why you never leave your towel unattended, Ricardo.

christ if Colter's arm had come off still attached to the towel I'd have died on the spot

[Skippord]

I would've stuck with the towel thing

[Immortal Moose]

Ha got the tipsters match right.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The replay thing was stupid. Chiota realising that Del Rio never quit was fine.

[Keith]

WWE is doing a very good job of making ADR a fighting champion who doesn't give up.

It's a good angle for a face, I hope the fans pick it up.

[Lock Jaw]

If they went with the towel thing, they could have still had their Triple Threat match (making the match pretty pointless)

[Cool King]

Moody bad hat Ryback.

[Lock Jaw]

RYBACK HAT

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nice backstage promo by Ryback.

[Lock Jaw]

MASSIVE AND ENTERTAINING HAT

[Skippord]

I would really prefer they never let Ryback talk, and also send him away because he is not good

[Skippord]

they should definitely keep the Ryhat though

[CSL]

not seen any WWE stuff since the initial Ryback heel tease/turn, already about 300% more interested in him based off his look/composure alone

[Nicky Fives]

Ryback has Extremely long and pointed canine teeth #punintended

[Skippord]

#RyhatRules

[Keith]

Well, Kane and Bryan, it's been a good run...

[CSL]

THE DAZZLER

[Immortal Moose]

This should be a good match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I fucking hate how they have the pyro go off and then do the creepy intro to Kane's theme. There should be the intro, then the pyro as the theme kicks up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

May 19th reference from JBL! HAHA!

[Theo Dious]

lol MAY 19 REFERENCE

[Nicky Fives]

MAY 19 REFERENCE!!!!

[slik]

Sheild win #2 coming up!

[Cool King]

Love Roman Reigns.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Looking forward to this match. Since Team Hell No are amazing, I actually would not care if they retain.

[Savio]

Kane hates May 19th because that's when ROBO Cop debuted.

[el bobbo]

I hope they come up with a Breaking Bad gimmick after they're done with the shield. Then a Mad Men gimmick.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Roman Reigns should turn on everyone in this ring and spear everyone.

[Cool King]

I actually forgot that this was a Tornado Tag Match when doing Tipsters.

I made my choices with the normal rules in mind. Hopefully, I get lucky and I'm still correct with my choices.

[Theo Dious]

"Why does chaos always 'ensue?'" GREAT QUESTION

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I hope Rollins turns face when The Shield splits up, leaving Reigns as a heel so he can rip that gay little blonde streak out of Rollins hair.

[Lock Jaw]

D-BRY THAT'S MAH BOY IN MY FAVE FIVE

[Skippord]

I hope Rollins turns face when The Shield splits up, leaving Reigns as a heel so he can rip that gay little blonde streak out of Rollins hair.
I hope The Shield never breaks up and they win all of the titles

[Lock Jaw]

Texas.......................... Tornado Match!

[Skippord]

pretty terrible luck that they'd have the first Texas Tornado match in several years the day a bunch of tornadoes decimated Oklahoma

[Skippord]

(maybe not Oklahoma but there were a bunch of tornadoes today)

[slik]

SHIELD WIN!

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Team Hell No's Reign

[Keith]

Rollins and Reigns have a tag team finisher!

[Cool King]

Awesome!

Roman gets the pin too!

[Immortal Moose]

SHIELD!

[Mr. Nerfect]

NEW CHAMPS!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Just here to point out that both matches involving The Shield tonight were flippin' badass.

[Nicky Fives]

SWEEP!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Shield

[Skippord]

none of The Shield members have gold

Rollins and Reigns have some sort of copper and Ambrose has America colors

[Poit]

Fucking shit. The PPV froze when Rollins was knocked out of the ring, and as it comes back, the match is over.

What was the finish?

[Skippord]

I enjoyed that finisher

[Lock Jaw]

Really glad Hell No's reign didn't end in the cliche "team is about to break up so they drop the title amongst problems between them"

[Skippord]

sorry Poit I wasn't mocking your stream going out

[Mr. Nerfect]

Daniel Bryan fought the fight, but The Shield are hugging and shit.

[Poit]

OK, so Reigns pins Bryan after an inverted Blackout?

[Lock Jaw]

Perfect in Tipsters, aside from the finish for that Tag Match

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD...MORE

[Savio]

On a scale of 1-10 how extreme has this show been so far?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Wade Barrett changed clothes!

[Lock Jaw]

RANDOM CUT TO WRONG CAMERA. FIRE THAT MAN.

[Nicky Fives]

OK, so Reigns pins Bryan after an inverted Blackout?

Torture Rack & Top Rope Kneedrop Combo

[Skippord]

what an odd collection of people

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Keep Calm and Believe in the Shield.

[el bobbo]

They are using Wade Barret tonight...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

@uk posters, this renee young reminds me of big brother winner/presenter Kate Lawler

[Nicky Fives]

Lol, Wade Barrett changed clothes!

maybe he didn't want Foley to take wardrobe shots at him

[Poit]

Torture Rack & Top Rope Kneedrop Combo

OK, I'm just going to assume no one picked that move.

[Skippord]

gonna totally watch this post show on Pinterest

#PinterestPostShow

[Mr. Nerfect]

I do think Renee is lovely and all that, but Matt Striker would be rocking this pre-show/post-show stuff.

[Immortal Moose]

So yea... let's get this match out of the way.

[Savio]

the stage sucks for this PPV

[Mr. Nerfect]

For Tipsters, I think "double team finisher" should count for teams that are essentially working together for the first time.

[Cool King]

@uk posters, this renee young reminds me of big brother winner/presenter Kate Lawler

I was just thinking that.

Both are quite attractive ladies too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big Orton pop.

[Nicky Fives]

decent hometown pop for Orton

[KIRA]

Titus O Neil sounds like an ESPN commentator

[Keith]

Man, just realized Orton has been out of the main event title scene forever, it seems.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They've used that move in the past a few times already. I don't think so Noid.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everyone was psyched for that alleged Orton heel turn, but how do you even turn this guy heel? If he had turned on Sheamus people would have just cheered him over Sheamus anyway.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They've used that move in the past a few times already. I don't think so Noid.

If that's the case, then it shouldn't count. I've never seen it.

[Cool King]

For Tipsters, I think "double team finisher" should count for teams that are essentially working together for the first time.

I dunno, I've brought up something like this before, but stuff like that is so vague.

If we could do stuff like that, then everyone should just say "Move that scores a three count" as the finishing move. :-\

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm already bored of this match. :-\

[Nicky Fives]

If that's the case, then it shouldn't count. I've never seen it.

I've only seen them use the Bow & Arrow version with Rollins & Ambrose....

[CSL]

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[slik]

This ppv has been moving along nicely.

Not very extreme, but quickly paced.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't care about this match at all

[Ermaximus]

Wait for the picture of all three of them with gold CSL.

[Emperor Smeat]

Everyone was psyched for that alleged Orton heel turn, but how do you even turn this guy heel? If he had turned on Sheamus people would have just cheered him over Sheamus anyway.

Bring back his head punts but do agree they'd need to do a lot of work/build up to get people behind Sheamus a lot more for it to be effective.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I dunno, I've brought up something like this before, but stuff like that is so vague.

If we could do stuff like that, then everyone should just say "Move that scores a three count" as the finishing move. :-\

That's a good point. I guess if it's something that no one has seen before, no one gets the points (and it's even more impressive if you guess that they debut that specific move and win a match with it). I could see the difference between "move that scores the three" and "a new finishing move we haven't seen before," because at least that is specifically predicting that it won't be what we usually see.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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It fucking suits that man.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Extreme Rules Match, where I can do anything I want to do to you...ARMBAR!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If this were in my action figure promotion I had as a kid, one of these guys would've been drowned by now, had a neck broken and had about 25 interferences.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like both Orton and Big Show, but this night of gimmick matches could really be Backlash still and they needn't be forcing this gimmick to work.

[KIRA]

Is it me or does Big Show winded get by just walking?

[Cool King]

Don't care about this match at all

Yeah, I'm finding that my interest in this is pretty much non existent.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Casual fans must be enjoying it though.

[Lock Jaw]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN

[Keith]

Is it me or does Big Show winded get by just walking?

Dude's fat. It happens.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I still want Antonio Cesaro to attack Orton and then challenge him to a third match when Orton is 100% because he was embarrassed by losing to Orton twice.

[el bobbo]

"This is gonna be fun."
-JBL

[Mr. Nerfect]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN

Would mark out for Christian returning and continuing his rivalry with Orton.

[Lock Jaw]

MOONSAULT

[Cool King]

I get a feeling that Big Show will go through a ladder.

[Emperor Smeat]

ouch

[slik]

Big Show is BROKEN IN HALF! BAH GAWD KEENG!

[Cool King]

Just as I post that, he falls on one.

[Heisenberg]

That ladder had a family!!!!!!!!!!damn him

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just end this now please. RKO, match over.

[KyleEmmott]

*Yawn*

[Lock Jaw]

Orton needs his five o'clock shadow back. He is 10x more interesting when he has it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And again, I like both guys. This just seems so forced.

[Keith]

How can a match featuring Randy Orton be so boring?

[KIRA]

I love the glee that pops up in JBL when things get really violent.

[Nicky Fives]

Show kicks out of an RKO in Orton's hometown? DAFUCK!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Finisher kick outs are pretty much as common as clotheslines now aren't they

[Cool King]

Just end this now please. RKO, match over.

More like "knockout punch, match over".

I gotta get Tipsters right. ;)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Orton destroying Big Show and putting him on the shelf might actually be an interesting outcome.

[Lock Jaw]

Third Spear of the Night

[XL]

Doing pretty well with Tipsters. Missed out on the turnbuckle and the move/who gets the pin in the tag match.

[Lock Jaw]

RKO TO THE CHAIR!!!


"ON the chair."

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Spent 99% of this ppv looking at my phone. Pretty sure I'm nearing the end of watching wrestling at all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big Show moving after an RKO on a chair?

[Nicky Fives]

head punt?

[Mr. Nerfect]

KO Punch here.

[Nicky Fives]

HEAD PUNT gets a pop!

[slik]

Orton wins.

[el bobbo]

Fucking Skull Punt!

[Mr. Nerfect]

NO! The fucking punt!

[Theo Dious]

...in the whole climate of concussion awareness, they do that...?

[slik]

I've only been wrong on Fandango-Jericho so far!

[Nicky Fives]

maybe Show needs time off to go do a movie or something....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big Show needs to take like two months off to sell that.

[Cool King]

Even though I got the match all wrong in Tipsters, I'm happy it's over.

[Savio]

Ok Bigshow and Henry lost tonight, who is going to face Cena at the next PPV?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Given how Show gets pretty blown up on the road and is getting up there in age and all that, they should give him time off a fair bit even if he has no other commitments. It also keeps him a "special deal."

[Lock Jaw]

Fandango-Jericho happened already? Damn, I missed it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Even though I got the match all wrong in Tipsters, I'm happy it's over.

:lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

Head punt!?!?!? I thought they banned that! What the H!?!?

[Lock Jaw]

Cena not in the main event

[Cool King]

Fandango-Jericho happened already? Damn, I missed it.

It opened the show.

[Nicky Fives]

Cena not the main event? surprising.....

[Immortal Moose]

Picked Orton but it's been awhile since I've seen the skull punt.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Triple H v Lesnar headlining eh

[#1-norm-fan]

HHH vs Lesnar main eventing!?!? What the H!?!?!

[KIRA]

Ok the punt a move that put several people in the hospital dare we demand continuity in WWE...FUCK THAT! Big Show is just fine but dizzy. (sigh)

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can see a draw here between these two. The Shield attacking both guys would be pretty intense. Cena & Ryback forced to team against them at the next PPV with another shot at Cena being on the line for Ryback could be an intriguing main event. Not the best one I can imagine, but yeah.

[Immortal Moose]

Cena not the main event? surprising.....

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar being the main event isn't very surprising.

[XL]

Ok Bigshow and Henry lost tonight, who is going to face Cena at the next PPV?

Ryback/Cena to end in a draw tonight (especially as it's not the Main Event), rematch next month.

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose is gonna win the IC title as well. Next month, Cena vs. The Shield for ALL THE TITLES (minus the WHC).

Cena wins.

[Cool King]

If Ryback wins, I hope the title wears the same hat as Ryback, instead of getting custom side plates.

[Immortal Moose]

Ryback/Cena to end in a draw tonight (especially as it's not the Main Event), rematch next month.

That seems very likely.

[KyleEmmott]

I have no interest in Ryback anymore.

[slik]

WWE TITLE?

[KyleEmmott]

Brock and HHH are going to main event, interesting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Shield probably could have been allowed to get the clean sweep against Cena & Team Hell No on RAW.

[Lock Jaw]

There is no reason why Cena should not just use Duct Tape again.

[Theo Dious]

Last Man Standing Match... the most targeted boring match in existence.

[Heisenberg]

Finally some legit action with THE RYBACK performing

[Mr. Nerfect]

Never really cared about Ryback since he was Skip Sheffield. As a heel he makes sense and seems something more like a character, but I'm still not buying him as a full-time main eventer. I'd probably have Cena choke him out and Ryback quitely disappear to regroup.

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry d. Ryback at Wrestlemania

Mark Henry almost d. Cena on RAW the next day

Reward Ryback with #1 contendership

[Theo Dious]

Ambrose is gonna win the IC title as well. Next month, Cena vs. The Shield for ALL THE TITLES (minus the WHC).

Cena wins.

Jesus Christ. It isn't funny anymore and it doesn't make you look cool.

[Heisenberg]

FEED ME MORE

[Cool King]

There is no reason why Cena should not just use Duct Tape again.

I'm expecting Cena to use Chloroform.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena has sort of been underselling Ryback at points. Not all the time, but I'm surprised that they haven't had Cena act more worried and "Shit, Ryback's after me" and then act all surprised when he does defeat him (like when he won the Royal Rumble).

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Shut up all of yous. Ryback is great

[Skippord]

If this were in my action figure promotion I had as a kid, one of these guys would've been drowned by now, had a neck broken and had about 25 interferences.
I once put someone in my Undertaker action figure's casket and had him thrown into the sink. He was out for a few weeks.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena and Sheamus have both never lost at Extreme Rules. Streak vs. Streak next year.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm not digging the rasslin that much anymore either iginfest. It seems as though it ain't as serious business as it used to be. Think the OCW needs tho invade WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually feel that this would have been better without the heel turn.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena and Sheamus have both never lost at Extreme Rules. Streak vs. Streak next year.

They showed Kofi Kingston beating Sheamus at Extreme Rules on the pre-show.

[Cool King]

Nice misspelling of Cena's name, there.

[Shisen Kopf]

Shut up all of yous. Ryback is great

*THE RYBACK

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dean Ambrose > Kofi Kingston > Sheamus > Triple H at Extreme Rules.

[Skippord]

#Rybutt

[Shisen Kopf]

I actually feel that this would have been better without the heel turn.

No, you have to have heel vs face or else that ain't rasslin.