Kazara's LIVE Judgement Day Coverage

[Kazara]

I'll be Doing Match-By Match for the Event.

^_^;;

[FFD]

:y:

[PureHatred]

Way to take one for the team. :y:

[Kazara]

HEAT MAIN EVENT: Funaki vs. Mark Jindrak

Teddy Long Introuces Mark Jindrak to a LOOOOOOOONG Intro. Funaki comes out, so eliminate him from being Mordecai's opponent. Jindrak asks Funaki to feel Mark's Abs, Funaki punches Mark to no feeling at all. Funaki asks him again. Kick and barrage of Punches to Jindrak. Jindrak no-sells and brings Funaki into the Ropes. Shoulders in the Corner. Stomps to Funaki. Suplex. 1-2- Kickout by Funaki. Sleeper applied to Funaki. Tazz is talking about how Eddie Guerreron is about to Emotionally Explode. Funaki is now gets up, Elbows to the mid-section, but Jindrak comes back. Jindrak with a dropkick. Funaki comes back with two punches. Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip into the Corner. Funaki ducks a Jindrak Corner Splash. Enziguri by Funaki. Bulldog by Funaki. 1-2- BIG KICKOUT. Funaki with punches Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip, Jindrak jumps to the top rope and hits a Top Rope Clothesline. Jindrak hits the Mark of Excellence. 1-2-3. Tazz has the NERVE to call that a Urange.

Winner: Mark Jindrak.

[PureHatred]

"Mark of Excellence"? Is that what it's called? I always refer to it as a 'Drakbreaker.

Anyway, big Jindrak fan. Hope he gets a U.S. Title push soon.

[Fryza]

Funkai-son. :(

[Bad Company]

Way to take one for the team. :y:
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[OssMan]

Yeah Jindrak is my new favorite wrestler, it's annoying how the crowd hates him. In the Heat match they started chanting "you suck."

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Jindrak is a real good wrestler one of my faves. :y: :y:

[Corkscrewed]

Well, Jindrak is a monster heel. It'd stand that the crowd would chant "you suck" at him. ;)

I wish he was actually on the PVV though. :(

[Kazara]

The Pyros go off, There's a plus to Judgement Day, An AWESOME Set.

Rey Mysterio And RVD vs. The Dudley Boyz

Rey Mysterio comes out in white reebok shoes, and a 1/2 mask. There was MORE than that For the Lakers Game, and they had Jack Nicholson there, too.

RVD and Bubba Ray Start it off. Bubba Ray points at Rey Rey, While D-Von hits RVD from Behind. Elbow to the back of RVD's head. D-Von puts RVD's head in the Corner. Eye Rake as the R-V-D Chants Start. Tag out. Punches to RVD from Bubba. Bubba taunts Rob as he chokes him in the Robs. Bubba Argues with Nick Patrick. Spinning Heel kick by RVD, Dropkick by RVD, followed by a monkey flip. Backbody drop to D-Von. RVD with a Flipping Plancha onto Bubba Ray Dudley. Rey Mysterio with a Top Rope Cross Body to D-Von. The Dudleyz Recover on the Outside as RVD taunts to the Crowd. RVD and D-Von lock up. D-von punches RVD, followed by a kick as RVD comes back. Step-Over heel kick by RVD. Bubba grabs a RVD attempt at a Rolling Thunder. RVD ducks a Double team, and D-Von hits Bubba. RVD trys a Rolling THunder AGAIN, but Bubba pulls the ropes down. Bubba bounces RVD's head against the Table. Bubba and D-Von Double-Team RVD. Bubba now attacking RVD as the crowd is behind RVD. RVD with a feint low kick, Tag to Mysterio. Seated Senton. Mysterio with a Top-Rope Crossbody. Bubba takes Rey Rey down. Rey Mysterio with a Headsicissor. Rey goes for a 619 on Bubba Rey, but D-Von hits him from Behind. Rey for a West Coast Pop, but Bubba grabs Rey and powerbombs him into a Hot-Shot. D-Don with a Body Slam and then a Leg Drop. Sleeper Hold to Rey. Rey starts coming back, and Bounces off the rope, D-Von Ducks and Hits a Flying Elbow. 1-2 Kickout. Tag to Bubba Ray.

*TO BE CONTUNUED**

[Mr. JL]

I remember when Jindrak made his RAW debut match against Jericho and the crowd automatically started a "BORING" and "THIS MATCH SUCKS CHANT". I also remember counting 7 dropkicks in one 5 minute match. :rant:

Mark Jindrak has not really impressed me much. Sean O'Haire should be there instead of him.

[big_bluto]

Just watching the match, and heard RVD's music halfway through the match!
Sounds like the sound guy is getting set-up.
Pointing to an RVD/Mysterio win?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ RVD's music playing early. This is gonna be a disaster.

[Kazara]

Suplex to Bubba Ray, as D-Von comes in. D-Von Chokes Rey. Punches to Rey in the Corner. D-Von is POUNDING Rey. REY WITH A SWANK~ Springboard Bulldog. Both need a tag. I smell a Cliche' Hot Tag. RVD is bouncing like a Monkey. Referee Didn't see RVD but saw D-Von. Yeah, WHATEVER.

RVD- DU-D-D-D-DE YOU DIDN'T SEE THE TAG?! MAAAAAAAAN, Bummer.

Bubba Taunts Rey. SPINEBUSTER by Rey. 1-2 ONE OF A KIND! Someone in the Back botched the music, as RVD's music played for 2 seconds. I think we NOW know who wins. RVD comes to Rey's aid for him to kick out. Rey Mysterio's in a Tree of Woe.

Bubba Ray - HE'S A PINATA~!!

Rey Reverses the tree of Woe with a Koji Cutter. Mysterio with Moonsault to a Standing Bubba Ray! 1-2- Kickout. RVD FINALLY gets the tag a CLEANS HOUSE. Thrust Kick. Clothesline. Clothesline. ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLING THUNDER! on D-Von. 1-2- BUBBA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE! Rey comes back with Fire and gets Back-Body dropped WITH AUTHORITY. Possible WHASSUP?!?! Here on RVD, but Rey Drops RVD. Bronco Buster on Bubba Rey! Catapault Springboard Hurricanrana on Rey! HOLY SHIT! Bubba comes out. RVD WITH AN ENZIGURI! DROPKICK, DOUBLE-619! RVD GOES UP TOP AND HITS A 5-STAR-FROG SPLASH! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

**3/4 EXCELLENT Match to kick things off.

[big_bluto]

Just watching the match, and heard RVD's music halfway through the match!
Sounds like the sound guy is getting set-up.
Pointing to an RVD/Mysterio win?
Glad to see my powers of prophesy are still working fine......

[Kazara]

Josh attempts to Interview Booker T, who's doing his rituals to get ready for the biggest match of his life. He says that he's Bigger than the "RVD'S" and "Rey Mysterio's" and tells Josh to get the hell out of here!

Yeah, there's MORE than one Rey Mysterio and RVD. :wtf:

[YOUR Hero]

going to pin this topic too.

[Kazara]

Kurt Angle's music hits as Luther Rains comes out with a Big Monkey Cage.

Tony Chimel welcomes us Kurt Angle who's not to be seen. "Kurt Still Sucks" says a 7-Year old Rube. Professor X Rises out from his Monkey Cage. X has a mic in hand.

"Well Well Well"................

*Cheap Pop*

Los Angelus, The City of Angels..........Kurt doesn't see any Angels, but phonies on Cell Phones, Lazy Incometant Dreamers, And an Overrated Basketball team (Gosh, he's RIGHT!) He sees that Kobe won't be on Team USA, and he sees Fans and Supporters of Eddie Guerrero, which gets a large pop, and an "Eddie" Chant. Eddie wonders if Eddie didn't cheat at Wrestlemania, if HE'D be defending at Judgement Day, instead of in that Wheelchair, never to Wrestle again. Kurt Angle wants the fans to Riot once JBL wins the title. Kurt hopes LA gets a BIG Earthquake. My bet is, that he saw, "10.5". Kurt Angle addresses Whorrie Wilson, the man who put him in the Wheelchair. Kurt ORDERS her to come out.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO... he actually alluded to that disaster of a miniseries! :lol:

[Kazara]

A VERY Scared Torrie Wilson comes out. Expect some BAD Acting here. An ANGRY Angle tells them to cut the music. Angle tells Torrie that he paid the price for Torrie's mess. Angle says since she's responsible for the end of HIS career, he wants HER Responsible for the end of HER Career. If Whorrie Loses, She's Fired. YAY! Errrrr :shifty: I mean Dawn Marie comes out. :naughty:

Lock-Up Here, as Dawn pushes Torrie here. ANOTHER lock-up into the Corner, Hair-Pull. Torrie pulls a Big Show and LAUNCHES Dawn Marie across the Ring with a push. Push, Kick, Neckbreaker, and a Dropkick to Dawn Marie. Torrie is "Stalking" Dawn Marie according to Micheal Cole. So she has ANOTHER Stalker. ^_^;; Dawn picks Torrie up into a Fireman's Carry Reversed into a Pin by Torrie. 1-2- Kickout. Clothesline, Clothesline, Nice Reversal by Torrie. Dawn Marie moves from a Torrie Wilson Cross-Body. Dawn with a kick, and a Toss to Torrie. Dawn with knees to Torrie's head against the ropes. "Torrie" Chants start up as Dawn Chokes Torrie. Dawn Drops the Big Forearm onto Torrie Wilson.

[Dragoneyes]

LOL woredrobe malfunction lol

[Kazara]

Lil' Naitch COMMANDS Dawn to get back in the ring. Baseball Slide, and then a SWANK~ Legdrop to Torrie. Dawn rolls her back in.

1-2 Kickout

1-2 Kickout.

Dawn now applies a Sleeper on Torrie Wilson. She now gets back to her feet. Neckbreaker. 1-2 Kickout. Dawn reverses an Irish whip into the Corner. Torrie with a Kick to the Gut. Sunset Flip, 1-2- Kickout. Roll-up 1-2 She got the Tights. Dawn'WHOLE ASS Falls out. Torrie's a Cheater for grabbing the tights! ^_^;; 1-2- Kick-out

Roll-up 1-2-3! Torrie Wins!

Match Rating: Ass/10

Err,, *

[big_bluto]

LOL woredrobe malfunction lol
:lol: :rofl: :naughty: :lol: :rofl:

[CBright7831]

Well...something has been added to this match.







And I still don't care.

[Kazara]

JBL Promo: JBL found a Country of JBL. He says he's in a Country of Eddie Guerrero's. He applauds those who wash his car, shine his boots, and sell food. The rest live by Lying, Cheating, Sand Stealing. *Cheasy Smile* JBL believes in no welfare, and that Criminals are Prosecuted. That's JBL's dream. It's Judgement Day for Eddie Guerrero. He WILL BE Victorius. *Cheesy Smile* He points at the Camera. Khck!

JBL: 2004.

[Kazara]

<b>MORDECAI TIME, BABY!!</b>

[blake639raw]

Dawn'WHOLE ASS Falls out. PICS :drool:

[Kazara]

Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mordecai.

Out comes Scotty. And out comes Mordecai to an AWESOME Entrance, he looks like an Evil Alter Server. :rofl:

He likes Like A Christopher Daniels-Like Charater.

Scotty Looks Scared.

[Kazara]

Mordecai prays in the Corner. Shades of Kurt Anglle last year in his match vs. Brock Lesnar on Smackdown.

IT'S KEVIN NASH! BAH GAWD!

[OssMan]

PICS :drool:http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/033.jpg

http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/034.jpg

http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/035.jpg

[Dragoneyes]

thank you hehe

[Fryza]

She looks like Jazz in that third pic.

[Loose Cannon]

<b>MORDECAI TIME, BABY!!</b>

HEAR ME, FEAR ME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fryza]

HEAR ME, FEAR ME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ric Flair? :wtf:

[Kazara]

Mordecai vs. Scotty To Hotty:

Lock-Up RIGHT into a Flapjack. Mordy sents Scotty SHOULDER-FIRST into the Corner. Innovative Choke to Scotty in the Corner. Knees to Scotty's head on the Apron.l Mordecai slides into the ring and sends Scotty into the Corner. INNOVATIVE Crucifix Choke onto the Ropes on Scotty. The Ref Breaks it up TWICE. Cole brings up an Interesting note on Scotty's Broken Neck (FINALLY!) Boot RIGHT to Scotty's head. Scotty coming back with a FLURRY of Punch but Mordecai Comes out. SUPERKICK by Scotty after a DUCK! BULLDOG! WORM? NO! BIG CLOTHESLINE by Morty. Mordecai looking for the Razor's Edge, BAM! IT'S OVER! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

WOW, MORDECAI ****ING ROCKS.

** A Squash, but Mordecai is AWESOME.

[blake639raw]

REP for AssMan. I wasn't expecting it so fast. Damn, Dawn Marie is the hottest woman alive.

[CBright7831]

Does anyone know what Mordecai's real name is?

[Loose Cannon]

Ric Flair? :wtf:

NO that's Mordecai's quote, but I added the "WOOOOOOOOO" because he fk'n rocks

[Fryza]

NO that's Mordecai's quote, but I added the "WOOOOOOOOO" because he fk'n rocks

Yes, yes. I'm sure. I've heard your jive talk before, you can't FOOL ME. :roll:

[Kazara]

Chavo Sr. is getting Dressed with Chavo talking to him. :| Jacky comes mocking Chavo Jr.'s Music. She has a gift for him. It's Lingerie. Chavo feels Comforable ALL the time. Chavo Sr. TAKES IT AND TRIES THEM ON! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Loose Cannon]

Mordecai vs. Scotty To Hotty:

Lock-Up RIGHT into a Flapjack. Mordy sents Scotty SHOULDER-FIRST into the Corner. Innovative Choke to Scotty in the Corner. Knees to Scotty's head on the Apron.l Mordecai slides into the ring and sends Scotty into the Corner. INNOVATIVE Crucifix Choke onto the Ropes on Scotty. The Ref Breaks it up TWICE. Cole brings up an Interesting note on Scotty's Broken Neck (FINALLY!) Boot RIGHT to Scotty's head. Scotty coming back with a FLURRY of Punch but Mordecai Comes out. SUPERKICK by Scotty after a DUCK! BULLDOG! WORM? NO! BIG CLOTHESLINE by Morty. Mordecai looking for the Razor's Edge, BAM! IT'S OVER! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

WOW, MORDECAI ****ING ROCKS.

** A Squash, but Mordecai is AWESOME.


Razor's Edge. FU** YEAH, SWEET.

[Loose Cannon]

Hey Kazara, how did Mordecai's theme sound?

[TheYoungDominant]

it sounded really good...kinda mythical...i love it...

[OssMan]

Hey Kazara, how did Mordecai's theme sound?http://wcwdvd.com/mordecai.rm

Mordecai's entrance (before the show)

[Loose Cannon]

Oh man, ASSMAN, YOU FK'N RULE!!!!!!!!!

[big_bluto]

Rico/Haas is on, but I gotta say, Rico Rules!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is brilliant!

[CBright7831]

Ka, where are you?

[Kazara]

Charlie Haas and Rico vs. Baldcore Holly and Rockabilly:

Michaels Cole marks out for the Run-way. Cole LOVES Men on Run-Ways. Miss Jackie looks HOT.

Haas walks the Run-Way, but is a little bit hesitant at first, but then goes the other way. "Maybe One Day". , Cole says. :D :D D Double-Pose as Chimel ****s up Gunn's and Holly's intro as Holly and Gunn come out. Holly Walks the Run-Way. :rofl:

Billy and Holly argue over who's in first as Rico slaps BOTH of their asses as they both RUN out. :rofl: :rofl:

Haas starts out for the team as BOTH Harcore and Billy come in. XD

Haas and Rico lock-up as Haas hits a firemans Carry. Nice Chain Wrestling. They're all happy except Hardcore Holly. Lock-up, Into the Ropes his Hardcore. Knock-Down by Holly. Arm Drag by Hass. Tag to Rico. Now Billy is tagged by Holly. :rofl: Rico prances as Tazz sings the Can-Can. Rico is Pretty In Pink to Tazz. Lock-Up as Rico kisses his hand and puts it on Billy. Rico Grabs a Handful of Billy's Butt. Now that's why they call him Mr. Ass? :rofl: Props to Cole for mentioning Gunn's OLD Gimmick. Rico thrusts his Magic Stick into Gunn's face, as Gunn RUNS out of there. XD Tag to Haas as Charlie MOCKS Billy Gunn. Harcore with a Cheap Shot to Haas. Gunn runs in AFTER A BIG CLOTHESLINE to Rico. 1-2- Kickout. Tag to Hardcore Holly. Chops and Punches to Haas. A LOT still to come Accoring to Cole, including a "Rare Appearence" by the Undertaker. Rare Appearence? HE'S IN A ****ING MATCH!! >_<;; >_<;;

[John la Rock]

ya Rico is the man these days. He's so damn funny out there

[Kazara]

Dramatic and Dark. Like Mr.Perfect Meets the Undertaker.

[Loose Cannon]

How the hell did you get that sh**? Okay, and Mordecai is officially my favorite superstar on Smackdown. His entrance and music rocks.

[OssMan]

Okay, and Mordecai is officially my favorite superstar on Smackdown.Followed by Mark Jindrak [/Loose Cannon]

[Kazara]

Tag to Billy Gunn who Attacks Haas. Tag to Gunn now wearing down Haas. and Tag Back to Holly. DROPKICK by Harcore who taunts after. Tag to Gunn, as Haas comes back. BOOT TO THE FACE of Haas. Followed by some stomps. Tag to Hardcore.

Rico : "DON'T YOU HURT MY CHARLIE!": :rofl:

Hardcore does that Guellotine-Dick Kickm as I call it. Haas is in Pain. Do I smell a Short-Lived Title Reign? Body Slam by Hardcore. Now Hardcore Holly to the top tope. Charlie Haas is in Trouble. Hardcore Holly comes down but HAAS LIFTS A NASTY BOOT UP IN TO HARDCORE'S FACE!! :eek: Billy Grabs Haas in attempt to not make the tag, but Rico comes into. Punches, Chops, Atomic Drop. Rico gets his Irish Whip reversed by Rico. FAME-ASS-ER BY BILLY GUNN! Rico somehow tagged Charlie! German Suplex! Hardcore Holly goes for an Alabama Slam onto Rico, But Rico kicks Hardcore Holly into the face, into a Charlie Haas ROLL-UP! 1-2-3! IT'S OVER!!

*** GREAT and HOT Tag Team Match.

[Disturbed316]

lol Mordecai sucked

Whats with the Sword in the Stone shit?

I knew that his finisher would be the Razors Edge after Scotty was about to hit the Worm. The only sweet thing about him IMO.

[Disturbed316]

Rico really is gay :D

[OssMan]

Wait, so who won?

[Loose Cannon]

^^SILENCE. Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.

[Kazara]

It's a Dark and Mysterious and Misty in the Boiler Room. Taker is There with Paul Bearer. Paul suggests that this is Booker T's Judegement Day, and that Taker has No Special Powers. And Taker looks ****ING SCARY!

Undertaker: "Rest.........In.........PEACE!!"

[Kazara]

Charlie Haas and Rico Won.

[OssMan]

Hey, Taker talked.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Mordecai sucked

Whats with the Sword in the Stone shit?

I knew that his finisher would be the Razors Edge after Scotty was about to hit the Worm. The only sweet thing about him IMO.

SILENCE. Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.

[CBright7831]

Sounds like one of his old promos where Taker would be in a mysterious dark place and be talking (see Survivor Series 91 or Royal Rumble 93)

[Disturbed316]

SILENCE. Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.

Dont make me RKO you :rant:

Serious let down from all the hype I heard

[big_bluto]

Chavo v Jacqueline up next.
Going out for a smoke........... :-\

[Disturbed316]

Sounds like one of his old promos where Taker would be in a mysterious dark place and be talking (see Survivor Series 91 or Royal Rumble 93)

Or going back to the Funeral Parlor :cool:

[Disturbed316]

Chavo v Jacqueline up next.
Going out for a <s>smoke</s> piss........... :-\

[Loose Cannon]

Dont make me RKO you :rant:

Serious let down from all the hype I heard

Well I saw his entrance and he looks bad ass. I have to see him wrestle to make a final judgement though.

[Disturbed316]

Well I saw his entrance and he looks bad ass. I have to see him wrestle to make a final judgement though.

His enterance was ok, it looked like he was carrying the Sword of Omens :-\

[bama12&21]

For anybody that's watching, does it look like that there are a lot of empty seats or do they have the lights turned down so that you can't tell? It looked atrocious on Heat.

[Disturbed316]

I think Chavo Snr is wearing the pink underwear

[OssMan]

http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/056.jpg

[Loose Cannon]

His enterance was ok, it looked like he was carrying the Sword of Omens :-\

Here you go Disturbed. I made mention on how Mordecai resembles a lot of the book of Revelations in the other thread about him. Here is some info from Revelations I found about the sword and the stone.


"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." Revelation 6:4


What is this great sword? It's the Sword of Destiny. Hitler once held it, as did many great world leaders, including Constantine, Charlemagne, Kaiser Wilhelm, the Hapsburg Emperors and others. What does it have in common with Excalibur, King Arthur's legendary sword? Both are supposedly the spear tip that pierced Jesus' side on the cross. Jesus was the rock or the stone formed without hands that would one day destroy all kingdoms when He sets up His Kingdom on Earth. (Daniel 2:34) Legends state that the sword taken from the stone would make the man who wielded it, "King of the World." If he loses the sword, he loses his power over the world.

[Kazara]

Now, it's a Quick Recap to The Chavo-Jacky Feud.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Jacky

OOOOOOOOOOOH, CHAVO~!!

Sorry, but I LOVE this music. ^_^;;

Chavo comes out with Chavo Classic. Chavo MUST Wrestle with one of his handsbehind his back. XD

Jacky comes out.


* Marks out for the "Chavo Classic Is God" Sign**

XD

Chavo with a kick and throw into the Corner. Back-BReaker by Chavo as he Taunts by using one hand. More Kicks to Jacky. Punches in the Corner. CHavo with an Irish whip into the corner, as Jacky headscissors Chavo into the post, as Jacky kicks Chavo. Punch Punch, and Jacky gets a sleeper hold. Chavo backs Jacky into the Corner, as Jacky kicks Chavo some more. Cover. 1-2- Kick out. Chavo Classic hops up as Jacky Dropkicks him out off the Apron. Chavo comes with a ROARING Clothesline. Jacky with a LOW-BLOW as the Ref is with Chavo Classic. 1-2- KICK-OUT!

Chavo Clasic Un-ties Chavo Jr.'s arm while he's on the Outside. Chavo clothesline Chavo While Chavo Classic Distracts. Chavo with a Hotshot, while the Ref tellings him to put the ref down. GORY BOMB as Chavo Classic Grabs a Chair. Chavo with a Cover. 1-2-3. THANK GOD!

Winner: Chavo Guerrero Jr.

* ,, Mainly for Chavo Winning it again.

[big_bluto]

LC fast approaches post number 4000
Congrats!

[Kazara]

Chavo grabs a mic and says that now that since he is the Crusierweight Champion again, no one can ever laugh at him again. Chavo Sr. Kicks Jacky as revenge for her pulling his pants down. :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

lol did you see the guy in the front row with the NWA title replica

[Disturbed316]

Here you go Disturbed. I made mention on how Mordecai resembles a lot of the book of Revelations in the other thread about him. Here is some info from Revelations I found about the sword and the stone.


"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." Revelation 6:4


What is this great sword? It's the Sword of Destiny. Hitler once held it, as did many great world leaders, including Constantine, Charlemagne, Kaiser Wilhelm, the Hapsburg Emperors and others. What does it have in common with Excalibur, King Arthur's legendary sword? Both are supposedly the spear tip that pierced Jesus' side on the cross. Jesus was the rock or the stone formed without hands that would one day destroy all kingdoms when He sets up His Kingdom on Earth. (Daniel 2:34) Legends state that the sword taken from the stone would make the man who wielded it, "King of the World." If he loses the sword, he loses his power over the world.

Interesting stuff :y:

But that sword still reminded me of Thundercats though :-\

[Kazara]

UP NEXT: US TITLE MATCH: John Cena (C) vs. Rene Dupree.

[Kazara]

Interesting stuff :y:

But that sword still reminded me of Thundercats though :-\

That's like Inuyasha if he loses the Tetsaiga. XD XD

[CBright7831]

Wow! This PPV is more than half way over.

[Kazara]

RENE DUPREE Vs. JOHN CENA:

John Cena comes out in a James Worthy Jersey as Cole says he's a PROUD and FIGHTING Champion! XD :rofl: Real funny Cole. Cena has to make sure he's in LA. Cena tells the Crowd to say Ooga Booga Booga. Well, he said to make some noise. "The Crowd Chants for Cena."

[OssMan]

Yeah, only three matches left, and 1 hour 40 minutes left.

[Disturbed316]

Wow! This PPV is more than half way over.

Thank god

[Fryza]

That's like Inuyasha if he loses the Tetsaiga. XD XD

All of three people here will get that..

[Disturbed316]

All of three people here will get that..

lol most likely :(

[Kazara]

Oh No, The Jersey Giving Shtick. Like "Deez" Nuts.

[Kazara]

Cole has a Hunch that Dupree's coming out. But it's ONLY a Hunch.

[Disturbed316]

BAW GOWD IT WAS DURPEE!

[Disturbed316]

Cena with a Lou Thez press :cool:

[Loose Cannon]

:) :D ;) :p :lol: :rofl: :drool: :naughty: :( :'( :o :$ :eek: :roll: :| :-\ :shifty: :wtf: :rant: :mad: :yes: :y: :?: :wave: :foc:

4000 BABY.

ORTON AND MORDECAI=GREATNESS

[Kazara]

Lock-Up as Cena Punches Dupree as he runs out of the ring. Cena with a Lou-Thez Press. Irish whip into the Corner. He can't see Cena. SWANK~ Smack by Rene. Cena Reverses with some knees to the Gut. Back Body Drop. YOU ****ED UP! YOU ****ED UP! Cena can't clothesline Rene Over.

[damn tekno]

Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mordecai.

Out comes Scotty. And out comes Mordecai to an AWESOME Entrance, he looks like an Evil Alter Server. :rofl:

He likes Like A Christopher Daniels-Like Charater.

Scotty Looks Scared.

Can we pics of Mordecai's entrance, please??!?!

[Wondermouse]

All of three people here will get that..
Yep. :)

[Kazara]

Rene brings him back intro the ring. Drops an Elbow onto Cena. Jumping stomp to Cena's arm as he locks in a choke. Rene brings Cena into the corner. a Punch from Dupree, as come "USA" chants start. Kicks to Cena. Cena whips Dupree into a Corner who pulls a Flair/Michaels. Dupree ducks and brings the rope down when Cena attempts a clothesline charged. Cena's landing looked PAINFUL.

[Kazara]

Only Cole would notce what's on Dupree's ass. :rofl:

[CBright7831]

OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO~!
THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!
GO GO GODZILLA!
WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO~!
THERE GOES TOKYO!
GO GO GODZILLA
WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Kazara]

Back-Breaker. 1-2 Kickout. Bearhug to Cena. Cole names all of the Countires, including Kakozimbobway.

[big_bluto]

LOL at the Austin look-alike in the 2nd Row :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

FRENCH DANCE!!!

*MARKS OUT*

[Kazara]

Rene Charges Cena into the Corner. Bear-Hug is STILL locked in. AUSTIN GIVES RENE DUPREE THE MIDDLE FINGER FROM THE CROWD! Cena starts to come back, Jaw-Breaker to Dupree. Cena with a Shot. Cena with a SWANK~ Clothesline. "YOYOYO" Sidewalk slam by Cena! Cena could be looking for the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. Dupree Can't see Cena as he HITS IT! NO! Dupree moves out of the Way! Spinebuster by Dupree!

FRENCH TICKLER!

*Marks out*

Rene tries the 5-Knuckle Shuffle but Cena low-blows Rene. DDT BY RENE!

1-2- KICKOUT!

[ilt_undertaker]

Fryza look at my custom title :)

[Disturbed316]

FFFFFFFFFFFFF-UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Nice reversal there by Cena

[Kazara]

Cena floats over a Cena Fallaway Slam. F-U?! NO! NECKBREAKER!

1-2- NO! KICKOUT!

Rene Dupree has some blood on his teeth. Rene Dupree looking for a powerbomb? NO! Backbody drop from Cena, but Dupree looking for a pin. Cena sits down! 1-2- Backslide by Cena 1-2! F-U by CENA! 1-2-3! It's over!

***,, A Fun Match.

[Fryza]

Fryza look at my custom title :)

NOT TOUCHING!

[big_bluto]

Just checked the Judgement Day predictions thread, and no-one has got it right so far.

[ilt_undertaker]

NOT TOUCHING!


:( :'(

[Kazara]

Cena's going into the Crowd now, as he gives a jersey to some random kid.

Shades of Bret Hart/Jim Ross/and The Hurricane.

[Kazara]

KENZO SUZUKI!!

[Loose Cannon]

MAN THIS is a GREAT PBP. GREAT JOB KAZARA

[big_bluto]

I hope they put the pic up that I just saw....
John Cena with a sign over his head that said 'Menis Puncher' :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

Kenzo Suzuki....Isn't he that motorcycle rider?

[Kazara]

NEXT MATCH: Booker T vs. The Undertaker.

[Disturbed316]

Taker vs T next

[Loose Cannon]

I hope they put the pic up that I just saw....
John Cena with a sign over his head that said 'Menis Puncher' :rofl:

lol, sounds like Cole's kind of sign.

[big_bluto]

Kenzo Suzuki....Isn't he that motorcycle rider?
Naw....I think that's Yamaha Kawasaki!

[Kazara]

In the words of Paul Bearer.........

<b>OOOOOHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!</b>

[Kazara]

It's MODECAI!! or PAPA SHANGO!!

[Kazara]

*Booker T sadly holds some dirt up.*

Uhhhhhhh. I've got some dirt! Uh......I can explain!!~~!!

[Disturbed316]

Wow I'm actually starting to like Undertaker's cowboy look :$

[OssMan]

CM Punk > m33

[Kazara]

Aprroaching the Ring, Being Accompanied by Dirt.........BOOKER.....T!!

[CBright7831]

Well, Eddie/Bradshaw and Taker/Booker have to last at least an hour long combined.

[Loose Cannon]

^^OMG, what's going on? To the Shango thing.

[Disturbed316]

Naw....I think that's Yamaha Kawasaki!

:o

[Kazara]

:rofl: HE'S TALKING TO DIRT!

[OssMan]

So UT vs BT will be 35 minutes long and so will EG vs JBL?

[Disturbed316]

BONG

[Kazara]

YAY! He's from Death Valley Again!

[Disturbed316]

Now THAT was an enterance :cool:

[Kazara]

LMAO! Bag of Goodies!

[Loose Cannon]

I hope Mordecai takes Taker's ass out.

[Kazara]

*Lifts up arms Slowly**

LIGHTS!!

[Disturbed316]

lol shut up Cole!

'Is the Undertaker really Alive or Dead!?'

Twat

[Kazara]

XD I agree. And MAN, did Taker bulk up.

People ALWAYS get Scared when the Undertaker takes off his hat. XD XD

[Dragoneyes]

lol shut up Cole!

'Is the Undertaker really Alive or Dead!?'

Twat
LOL :rofl: :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

I hope Mordecai takes Taker's ass out.

Yeah

If those guys do feud, it will be strange seeing Good represented by Dark, and Evil by White, nice twist on things though :y:

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah

If those guys do feud, it will be strange seeing Good represented by Dark, and Evil by White, nice twist on things though :y:

It's funny though because outside of wrestling it would seem that Mordecai would be the good one because he's trying to rid the world of evil. Wrestling is a backwards world.

[Kazara]

UNDERTAKER VS. BOOKER T. :

Lock-up. Into the Corner now. Booker T pushes Taker, Taker GRABS Booker T, and Smacks him with AUTHORITY. Booker T leaves the Ring, and Slowly Re-Enters. Booker T ducks and kicks him. SHOTS by Booker T. Whips Taker into the Ropes. Kicks Booker T. Undertaker No-Sells.

Block Pain = No Sell.

Taker now showing some Physcology by Working on Booker T's arm/ Reversal into a Arm Wrench and then a Kick. Undertaker reverses a Booker T irish whip into a MASSIVE Sidewalk Slam. BIG Legdrop. Now see, if that was HOGAN, it would have been Over.

[big_bluto]

Taker looks to be in great shape (including freshly dyed roots!)
Looks like this could be a great match

[Disturbed316]

lol Paul Bearer still plays the 80's manager :D

as in he cant believe it when its a 2 count, and not a 3, and makes strange faces about it :D

[Kazara]

Booker T with a shot, then a MISSLE DROPKICK FROM BOOKER T. Cover.

1-2- Kickout. Sledge to Taker. Chop to Taker. Punch to Taker. Booker T Plays Piano of Taker. Booker with a _____ to Taker.

Keister refrence from Cole. XD

Booker T now WORKING on the Undertaker.

[Disturbed316]

It's funny though because outside of wrestling it would seem that Mordecai would be the good one because he's trying to rid the world of evil. Wrestling is a backwards world.

Yeah, and a guy named 'The Undertaker' has to be bad, because he burries people....or is that Triple H? :?:

[Disturbed316]

REF BUMP

[Fryza]

Yeah, and a guy named 'The Undertaker' has to be bad, because he burries people....or is that Triple H? :?:

'Taker is dark and occult. Generally, that's evil.

[Disturbed316]

He no sold it :(

[Disturbed316]

'Taker is dark and occult. Generally, that's evil.

Yeah, thats what I ment, couldn't help adding the H reference though :$

[Kazara]

Now the Undertaker with some shots to Booker T. Knee to the Mid-Section, Undertaker ducks a Booker T kick into a JUMPING Clothesline. Here comes the Old-School! BAM! COMPLETE SHOT BY THE UNDERTAKER! Now into a Reverse Dragon Sleeper! Undertaker now raising his hand up in the Air. Last Ride? Booker T Jumps and Booker T knocks the Ref out! Boker T with Dirt Right into the Undertakers Eyes! But The Undertaker NO-SELLS THE DIRT! Undertaker WORKING on Booker T! Turnbuckle Clothesline! Booker T reverses an Undertaker corner Shot! This Could be a turning point! Booker T with kicks to the Undertaker's legs! Booker T slamming the Undertaker's legs up against the Ring post now.

[big_bluto]

Booker T Bakery:
Cakes made to order: Light Dusting a Speciality!

[Kazara]

Booker T now sending the Undertaker into the Steel Steps WITH AUTHORITY!

Now Booker T taunting to the Crowd as the Ref's count gets to 3. Booker T breaks the count with an Apron Sledge to the Undertaker. Elbow, followed up by a Kick as he sends Taker back into the Ring. Gee, Maybe the Dirt IS Helping! :rofl: Kick RIGHT to The Undertaker's Face! Cover! 1-2- Kickout!

[OssMan]

.....and here comes Mordecai

[Disturbed316]

Shut up you ass

[OssMan]

I AM JUST PREDICTING MAN OK OMG

[Kazara]

Booker T with a Front-Facelock on the Undertaker, now POUNDING on his Back. Undertaker is now getting back up out of it as Stone Cole Steve Austin Raises the roof in the Crowd! :rofl:

Booker T with a Scissors Kick! 1-2- KICK OUT BY THE UNDERTAKER!

SIT-UP!!

[Kazara]

CHOKE-SLAM BY THE UNDERTAKER!

TOMBSTONE COMING!

[Disturbed316]

Chokeslam....Tombstone....1-2-3

Taker wins

[CBright7831]

DAMMIT!!!

[Kazara]

Booker T sold that Chokeslam Pretty Quickly :rofl:

TOMBSTONE! 1-2-3!!

Winner: The Undertaker

**3/4 Nice Match. MUCH Better than I expected.

[Kazara]

PAUL BEARER! XD XD

[Bazooka]

Predictible that UT would win. Booker's bag of balls didnt help him too much.

[Kazara]

I bet Sarah LOVES that Tongue.

:rofl:

[Loose Cannon]

Dammit, no Mordecai.

[Disturbed316]

What?

No Mordecai?

Talk about ball dropping

[Kazara]

NEXT MATCH: WWE TITLE MATCH :: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Bradshaw Layfield.

[FFD]

And just think, this could of been Brock Lesnar instead of Booker T.

I don't understand why Under Taker is still even in the business. He should give all the younger talent a chance in the ring.

[OssMan]

BAH GAWD THIS IS SURE TO BE ONE HELL OF A SLOBBER KNOCKER YOU'LL GET YOU'RE ASS WHIPPED IN SKOKIE OKLAHOMA ON A PAY DAY SATURDAY NIGHT

[Kazara]

Oh, and I thank you all for Sticking with me and Repping me for this. ^_^;;

[Disturbed316]

So all that stuff about the grave etc was just another load of bollocks.....great :|

[Loose Cannon]

Oh god, JBL is going to work like a 40 minute match. Oh boy.

[Kazara]

XD

Well, We'll see if he can go, I guess.

[OssMan]

yeah what the **** is this shit

[Fryza]

Snack time.

[Disturbed316]

He wants to prove he deserves his push....I'll gladly prove it to him....off a cliff :mad:

Damn this event has been pretty lame, so far I think the best part was Holly/Gunn not wanting to go near Rico, Takers enterance and Mordecai's finisher :-\

[Disturbed316]

OMG SHUT UP JBL

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

I think the next 35 minutes will be boring since JBL is in it, and I can't see JBL with that belt

[Loose Cannon]

you think there are such things as 35 minute piss breaks or what?

[Fryza]

The best part of this PPV is not ordering it. :y:

[big_bluto]

Oh god, JBL is going to work like a 40 minute match. Oh boy.

Probably be:
JBL boring promo for 5 mins
Eddie v JBL for 10 mins
Eddie v The Cup of Pudding for 20 mins
Eddie v JBL for 5 minutes

[Kazara]

I'll give him props. Eddie Guerrero can carry PUDDING to a ***. So Expcet at LEAST a ***. The Tension is so thick, you can cut it with a KNIFE.

[Disturbed316]

you think there are such things as 35 minute piss breaks or what?

Yeah, if you're a racehorse

[Disturbed316]

SERIOUSLY SHUT UP JBL :mad:

[OssMan]

I say we plan a mass first degree murder against JBL.

[Disturbed316]

Nice pants JBL :roll:

[Kazara]

Nah, He's not that bad. Let's just be Positive for now. If the match sucks. Keep those Murder Blue-Prints ready. :D

[Loose Cannon]

what did he wet himself for being in a main event?

[big_bluto]

WIN EDDIE!








please?

[Disturbed316]

I predict that Eddie's mum will come out and slap Eddie, causing JBL to win.

When asked, she says that She and JBL are a couple and JBL is Eddie's father :shifty:

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

AssMan, I agree, I'll kick his ass if we have to listen to his whining on Smackdown on Thursday

[big_bluto]

Quick update: JBL is awesome.
So exciting, can't handle it, going for a smoke. Again.

[Loose Cannon]

^^lol

[OssMan]

Wow, is he still talking.

[Disturbed316]

How long has this match gone on for yet?

[Loose Cannon]

Wow, is he still talking.

lol

[Disturbed316]

Is it time for bed yet?

[Disturbed316]

Oh before I forget, I think the set is pretty good. Certainly one of their more interesting creations they've come up with :y:

[CBright7831]

I went to put a folder together, and I return, JBL is talking.

[MVP]

I predict that Eddie's mum will come out and slap Eddie, causing JBL to win.

When asked, she says that She and JBL are a couple and JBL is Eddie's father :shifty:Nah, Al Wilson will return as Eddie's father.

JBL was just fu</>cking on the side.

[big_bluto]

Damn!
This match is still going!
When are we gonna get the run in from the cup of pudding?

[Loose Cannon]

^^^^^LMAO to CBright

[Disturbed316]

lol MASSIVE nWo Wolfpac sign at ringside

[OssMan]

Oh before I forget, I think the set is pretty good. Certainly one of their more interesting creations they've come up with :y:Yeah, I just don't like the circular titantron. If I was there I'd think it would be hard to watch. They had it at Survivor Series also, I thought it was kind of ugly.

[Disturbed316]

Oh fuc</>k! :eek:

Eddie...your poor face :(

[big_bluto]

WHOA!

Massive chair shot to Eddie.
Bleeding like he's been shot in the head!

[Loose Cannon]

how's the crowd? Are they alive still?

[John la Rock]

The best part of this PPV is not ordering it. :y:

indeed

[Fryza]

I wanna hear some PBP people! :mad:

Which part of the audience is JBL talking at? Which why is he facing? Is he conjagating his predicate correctly? What's the deal? :mad:

[blake639raw]

Unless something really huge happened at this PPV, there is no way it can be saved. No matter how good the matches are, it still ain't that good. None of the matches mean anything, and nobody can really feel a connection with any of the matches. It sounds like something you would watch on Thursday nights. I pity anybody who ordered this crap. The only match with any real build is Eddie/JBL, but Bradshaw is in a main event title match, so that doesn't really count. They really should ditch a few brand specific PPV's a year. They don't do very good, and they usually suck. I'll admit Backlash was really good this year, but I'd say about 8 ppv a year is enough. 4 brand specifics, 4 combined. Give feuds time to simmer and boil, so they can tear the house down and do good business on PPV.

[MVP]

how's the crowd? Are they alive still?The bathrooms lines are voluminous cause everyone's having their piss breaks.

[Disturbed316]

HAHAHAHA

JBL's really expensive white cowboy hat is covered in blood, that will be a bitch to wash out.

Meh, he'll probably buy another one.

[Disturbed316]

Man, I haven't seen someone bleed like this since HBK at Survivor Series.

[Loose Cannon]

Live shots of the crowd

http://gregdooley.com/dooleybros/DBX%20Recap/Pics/greek%20out%20cold.jpg

[Xero]

HAHAHAHA

JBL's really expensive white cowboy hat is covered in blood, that will be a bitch to wash out.

Meh, he'll probably buy another one.

You know, I bet he's really so cheap, that he mooches them off of Undertaker and spray paints them :shifty:

[big_bluto]

Fu</>ck! Eddie's gonna need a drip after this match!

[MVP]

LOL LC

[Fryza]

Wait, it's an outside arena?

[Kazara]

10/10 Bladejob for EDDIE.

[MVP]

Wait, it's an outside arena?Production values dropped when Bradshaw filled his limo with plus unleaded.

[Loose Cannon]

Wait, it's an outside arena?

No, these people tried to get to there car's before the match started, but fell asleep right as Bradshaw started talking

[Kazara]

Eddie going for a Frog-Splash, BRADSHAW MOVES!

[Fryza]

BAH GAWD STUNNER

[big_bluto]

Can't believe I'm gonna say this, but this isn't a bad match!

[Kazara]

Braddshaw has the title AND the Chair!

[OssMan]

ok where the **** is the ref

[Kazara]

Bradshaw taking a page out of Eddie's book, as Eddie is Disqualified~!!

[Disturbed316]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!? :mad::mad::mad:

[big_bluto]

Eddie hits JBL with title.
DQ

[MVP]

You guys are joking right?

[OssMan]

So Eddie retains?

[Kazara]

Angle will Make JBL the Champ, My Prediction.

R.I.P. WWE.

[Disturbed316]

OMG YOUR NOT SHITTING ME! :mad::mad::mad:

[Loose Cannon]

CyNick called it.

[big_bluto]

Eddie retains. JBL wins match

[Loose Cannon]

AND THE FEUD CONTINUES.....

[Disturbed316]

I think Angle will come down and force a restart

[big_bluto]

They're still fighting
Eddie's got a chair

[Kazara]

WHAT A ****ING CHAIR SHOT!

[Kazara]

Nah, Angle will Do SOMETHING though.

Just not that.

[Kazara]

AGAIN!

[Disturbed316]

Stiff chairshots by Eddie after the match

JBL is now bleeding

[big_bluto]

Eddie cues up another chair shot.
What a peach!
Goes for the frogsplash...........Cool!

[Kazara]

FROG-SPLASH!

[MVP]

CyNick called it.Sometimes it sucks when he's right.

[Kazara]

Like I said, ***3/4 Match.

EXCELLENT Brawl. The Finish sucked, but the Brawling ROCKED.

[big_bluto]

They're going at it outside the ring now.....with 4 refs and officials seperating them

[Kazara]

Fit Finley, Arn Anderson, and Dean Malenko!!

[OssMan]

eh

[Disturbed316]

*MARKS OUT FOR ARN ANDERSON, DEAN MALENKO AND DAVE FINLEY*

[OssMan]

This PPV didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would.

[Kazara]

Well, thanks for the Reps, and For sticking with me.

I AM TONY KAZARA, GOOD-NIGHT EVERYONE!

[CBright7831]

BRADSHAW DECKS ARN ANDERSON!