***OFFICIAL*** Tazz Dan Endorsed TPWW WrestleMania 31 thread - RISE!

[dronepool]

Rusev had a cool entrance

[Loose Cannon]

Just missing the Russians accompanying him (The Koloffs)

[road doggy dogg]

merica

[XL]

Then AA the tank on to Rusev.

[The Destroyer]

Patriotism ahoy.

[Loose Cannon]

Cena comes out dressed as George Washington and he's on a horse

[road doggy dogg]

STEVE JOBS

[The Mask]

GAY AMERIC

[Dark One]

Really looking forward to Cena parachuting in from a fighter jet.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Swerve: it's Derrick Bateman in his scrapped Mr. USA gimmick</font>

[The Mask]

A

[RawRocks]

Triple H was accompanied by cyborgs and Rusev comes in on a tank

[The Destroyer]

USA #1

[Loose Cannon]

Cena pilots a fighter jet Into the ring

[GD]

I am enjoying this year's Wrestlemania.

[The Destroyer]

Reagan said "believe that". Reigns wins.

[The Mask]

BOOOOOOOORRRRRING

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>There's pretty much no way Cena can lose after this. Not that he was going to.

I mean they shocked the shit out of me with the Sting match...but yeah, Cena is taking this.</font>

[MoFo]

Lol

'Brabadooooo
John Cena suckssssss
John Cena suckssssss'

[Fat Aaron]

"JOHN CENA SUCKS" lmao

[Dark One]

Hatred for Cena outweighs love for America apparently.

[OssMan]

John cena with his arms out like "WHERE'S MY TANK

I got this towel"

[GD]

I have watched this year's Mania in a train, bus, while walking in the downtown area, sports bar, and now at my friend's apartment.

[road doggy dogg]

*INSPIRING USA #1 MONTAGE WITH OBAMA AND REAGEN AND STEVE JOBS*

*Cena still booed*

[Emperor Smeat]

After all of that, Cena just comes out to a bland/usual entrance?

Tank > Cena's towel

[Mercenary]

Gee you think Vince is a Republican

[Innovator]

Dammit Cena. Where are the Rocky shorts?

[Loose Cannon]

Lol crowd is pro Russia

[GD]

Stupid marks ruining the match via chanting "John Cena sucks!"

[VSG]

lol Cena getting booed after all DAT PATRIOTISM video

[The Mask]

Just had a mental image of a 90 year old Hulk Hogan avec Alzheimer's hulking up around the old folks residential home

[Dark One]

Wonder which most of the smarks there hate more: John Cena or 9/11.

[VSG]

Mrs. Stardust looking all mighty fine there

[GD]

Indian flag :love:

[Loose Cannon]

They should of held this match in Moscow

[Shisen Kopf]

USA #1

[VSG]

:heart: Rusev demanding to be introduced first. He's done more as a champion than just about anyone save Lesnar or Punk in the past few years.

[Shisen Kopf]

Gee you think Vince is a Republican

Vince rules!

[XL]

Need to keep adding to Rusev's list of accomplishments/names.

Hero of the Russian Nation, Recipient of the Gold Star medal, reigning and defending United States Champion, destroyer of Cena, son of Nikolai, first of his name, Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, etc.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBTp1bjVIAAG1cI.jpg

[The Mask]

WOO RUSSIA

[Shisen Kopf]

Love Rasslemania, it brings back all the old posters. Wooooooo Fat Aaron!

[road doggy dogg]

"five knuckle shuffle" is definitely a masturbation euphemism, right?

[Droford]

Axis Power Suplex

[The Destroyer]

Of course not, this is PG.

[Innovator]

I worry for Cenas hips, he takes lot of his bumps on them, won't be walking in 5 years

[road doggy dogg]

Lana chant wooo

[Fat Aaron]

That leg drop is about the only move that Cena does that I like

[GD]

I worry for Cenas hips, he takes lot of his bumps on them, won't be walking in 5 years

A compelling argument.

[Dark One]

Lana trying super hard not to smile at the "Let's go Lana" chant.

[Fat Aaron]

Love Rasslemania, it brings back all the old posters. Wooooooo Fat Aaron!

I lurk in here for most of the PPVs, but it's Mania time baby! Gotta post!

[RawRocks]

"For the win.." Shut up Cole.

[Loose Cannon]

Lol cole just spazzed out for Cena picking the ankle

[road doggy dogg]

Distraction shoe!

[Shisen Kopf]

You should post more. Well, at least until that Brad ruins the forum.

[GD]

lol at Lana throwing her heel.

[Savio]

Who throws a shoe?

[KIRA]

Stupid marks ruining the match via chanting "John Cena sucks!"

I LOVE THE MARKS!

[Loose Cannon]

Shades of bam bam bigelow

[Loose Cannon]

Rusev crush time

[GD]

Russell paying homage to the late and great guy from Montreal.

[KIRA]

DAMN daylight lasting forever.

[GD]

Cena with a springboard stunner.

[Dark One]

Cena just hit a springboard flying backwards Stunner.

I'm at a loss.

I'm just going to stare at the TV for a while now guys.

[GD]

I just saw Cena's ass crack :)

[XL]

Cena spent a week in Lucha Underground by the looks of things.

[XL]

Or something about Juan Cena.

[slik]

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So they're chanting for Lana.</p>&mdash; MaffewOfBotchamania (@Maffewgregg) <a href="https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/582352562592063488">March 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[RawRocks]

wow...

[road doggy dogg]

rut roh

[GD]

No! Not like this! GOD DAMMIT!

[Savio]

Fuck you wwe

[KIRA]

RUSEV JOBS to da man!

I wish I could be shocked

I expect he will never lose that belt on the plus side looks like they are trying to legetimize the two minor belts now.

[GD]

Fuck! Cena wins! :nono:

[RawRocks]

CENA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Cena just took that belt to a new level

[The Mask]

Boooooo

[The Destroyer]

Bryan and Cena win. Lesnar has got to retain now.

[Fat Aaron]

booooooooooo

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Lesnar to win, Bryan and Cena to main event the house show loops with the midcard belts please.</font>

[tman220]

Sheamus time?

[Savio]

Who does this help?..... does john cena need the help?

[Emperor Smeat]

Not surprised Cena won. Rusev's streak was meant to be broken at Mania even if the rub could have been bigger for someone else. Tank entrance was the best thing overall.

[Loose Cannon]

Are there only 2 matches left?

[Droford]

Rusev will be jabbing to MOJO Rowley on nxt by the end of the year

[Ruien]

Who cares who it helps. It's fucking WrestleMania, not Extreme Rules or some other crap ppv. Mania is about awesomeness not building people up.

[Dark One]

Who does this help?..... does john cena need the help?

Gets Rusev free of the "unbeaten" handcuffs and gives the belt a rub. So, sure, Rusev winning would have been great, but it's not like it has no positives this way.

[road doggy dogg]

hope Wyatt can rassle still

[Loose Cannon]

This Corey graves guy is annoying as fuck

[Dark One]

Just going to leave this here for any time someone goes on a "Cena can't wrestle" tangent.

http://fat.gfycat.com/BlondWastefulJunebug.gif

[Loose Cannon]

Looks like a retard

[The Destroyer]

hope Wyatt can rassle still

If he does have a dud ankle they'll just tape it up and hope for the best.

[Fat Aaron]

Will someone please at least take of sip of their Dew. Open it and pour a little out. It looks so ridiculous.

[The Destroyer]

I thought Cole's bottle looked like it had been drunk a bit.

[Dark One]

Will someone please at least take of sip of their Dew. Open it and pour a little out. It looks so ridiculous.

Cesaro chugged like four Kickstarts during Wrestlemania Today earlier in the week.

[VSG]

Bryan and Cena win. Lesnar has got to retain now.

Baird, did you get $12 yet to get TPWW back from Brad? I think I can spare a dime if its needed.

[Kris P Lettus]

I will save you Lana

[The Mask]

Just going to leave this here for any time someone goes on a "Cena can't wrestle" tangent.

http://fat.gfycat.com/BlondWastefulJunebug.gif

Please, I could do that.

[The Destroyer]

Baird, did you get $12 yet to get TPWW back from Brad? I think I can spare a dime if its needed.

I'm still waiting on the Kickstarter campaign.

[The Destroyer]

Please, I could do that.

You'd land flat on your fucking arse. :'(

[Dark One]

NXT chant, haha. Not going to lie though, this Mania has been way better than it had any right to be so far.

[Dark One]

Please, I could do that.

http://i.imgur.com/xvS24.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Gets Rusev free of the "unbeaten" handcuffs and gives the belt a rub. So, sure, Rusev winning would have been great, but it's not like it has no positives this way.

And it gets him free of the "unbeaten" thing by having it happen against John fucking Cena. Seriously. If Rusev has to say "only one guy has ever beaten me", who better? He's still a beast who is young and hasn't peaked and has only been beaten by the top guy in the company. Pretty strong.

[Asmo]

Genuine heartfelt emotion in Steph's talk.
And man, that was instant heel heat.

Oh damn. This just became awesome.

[road doggy dogg]

congrats on breaking attendance record at a 10 month old venue

[MoFo]

Vintage trolling by Steph & Trips!

[Loose Cannon]

Steph #heel

[The Mask]

You'd land flat on your fucking arse. :'(

Isn't that the point? :'(

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/Ul8TryA.gif

[Ruien]

congrats on breaking attendance record at a 10 month old venue

Haha, said the same thing to my girlfriend.

[Dark One]

Who's this building up to coming out?

[#1-norm-fan]

This is out of place. Who's gonna interrupt?

[MoFo]

Ermahgerrrrrrdddddd

[road doggy dogg]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[The Destroyer]

Someone interrupt this segment already.

[Mercenary]

The rock!

[Kris P Lettus]

Fuck yeah

[Blonde Moment]

Stalling

[RawRocks]

If ya smelll......

[MoFo]

Pls Rock vs Trips next year

[The Destroyer]

Oh look, FANCY THAT.

[Kris P Lettus]

Laying the smacketh downeth

[The Mask]

Woo it's 1999 again

[VSG]

FFS I was wondering why the stream on the network was looking so bad, just realized Steam was downloading a massive and entertaining update to a game. Everything's back to normal now, my $9.99 is helping Steph create more attendance records at stadiums now.

[Ruien]

Wish Sting would have came out and destroyed HHH :(

[VSG]

WHAT

[OssMan]

It's te rock

[Fat Aaron]

Please check Triple H into the Smackdown Hotel Mr. Rock

[Dark One]

lol, a terminator Brahma Bull symbol.

[road doggy dogg]

steph's tits look amazing tonight

[Nark Order]

Cylon Brahma Bull

[Dark One]

The posts with semi-clear LEDs are pretty cool.

[Fat Aaron]

This version of Rocky's theme with the dude shredding on guitar is just wonderful

[KIRA]

Good show I guess but this show still doesn't feel all that grand I don't know why

Nevermind the Rock is here

[road doggy dogg]

Rock/HHH next year at WM32?

[road doggy dogg]

This version of Rocky's theme with the dude shredding on guitar is just wonderful

yeah love it so much

the "Hollywood" intro he did that one year with the helicopter was my all-time fav

[Dark One]

Good show I guess but this show still doesn't feel all that grand I don't know why

The two secondary titles are around the two biggest full-time stars in the company.

Seth Rollins got RKOed off of Mars.

DX and the NWO brawled. Sting faced off with Triple H.

We aren't even at the main events yet. Come on, man.

[road doggy dogg]

Rusev should come out to Hell March from Command & Conquer Red Alert

got like 8 reps for this post, fuck yeah Red Alert

[The Mask]

Jesus Christ get on with it dickheads

[road doggy dogg]

Love Rock on the mic. He just has such a commanding presence. All-time best IMO

[road doggy dogg]

really feel like listening to some Operation Ivy

[#1-norm-fan]

The prospect of Rock vs Triple H next year does nothing at all for me.

[VSG]

got like 8 reps for this post, fuck yeah Red Alert

9

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I selfishly don't want to see The Rock wrestle again cause I was at WM29 and kinda like knowing I saw his final match.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

rofl @ the Terminator line

[The Mask]

Is it me or is the rock a bit less swoll than he has been the past 2 years

[KIRA]

The two secondary titles are around the two biggest full-time stars in the company.

Seth Rollins got RKOed off of Mars.

DX and the NWO brawled. Sting faced off with Triple H.

We aren't even at the main events yet. Come on, man.
I'm trying my damnedest to cheer up

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>I selfishly don't want to see The Rock wrestle again cause I was at WM29 and kinda like knowing I saw his final match.</font>
I gave up that hope.

[road doggy dogg]

Is it me or is the rock a bit less swoll than he has been the past 2 years


lil bit yeah, he was HUGE for a while there. prolly for the Pain & Gain movie

[Shisen Kopf]

No one has given me rep for this post

[The Destroyer]

I think so. He looked fucking huge for that GI Joe film.

[Asmo]

Damn. Steph is awesome!

[Shisen Kopf]

Prob won't get rep for this post either

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/261591271/WRESTLING_ring_Canvas_Mat_Cover_18_ounce.jpg

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think Wyatt/Taker will be cut down considerably at this point. Makes sense given Taker's condition and Wyatt's injury.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

SHANE O MAC

[XL]

Are they waiting for it to go dark?

[road doggy dogg]

MOTORBOAT HER ASS

[KIRA]

They have to stretch this out till the sun goes down

Taker don't do afternoon sun
That fucker just won't go down

[Emperor Smeat]

Is it me or is the rock a bit less swoll than he has been the past 2 years

Done fewer films in a row than a couple years ago.

[Savio]

"We have to make Stephanie look strong"

[road doggy dogg]

Ronda chant hahahah

[Fat Aaron]

Catch ya later Dwayne :lol:

[The Destroyer]

Oh man you can see where this is going. :'(

[Droford]

I'm laughing over here at Steph

[road doggy dogg]

YES

[Loose Cannon]

Lol Ronda no way

[Dark One]

Hahaha. Holy shit if Ronda Rousey beats the shit ouf of Stephanie McMahon.

[The Mask]

WOOOOOOOOO

[XL]

Business about to pick up!!

[RawRocks]

Stephanie McMahon vs Rhonda Rousey.. yes please. #WrestleMania

[road doggy dogg]

this is awesome

[Fat Aaron]

How did I miss her shirt earlier?!?!?!?!?! Vegeta!!!!!!!

[XL]

Rock & Rousey vs. Trips & Steph WM 32.

[Droford]

Stephanie McMahon vs Rhonda Rousey.. yes please. #WrestleMania

How can she do both but Brock cant

[RVDmark]

Fuck YES!

[XL]

JR will be losing his shit over this.

[KIRA]

Digging Rhonda's shirt.

[road doggy dogg]

Steph stepping over her lines... wrong PPV

[slik]

I am actually loving this

[The Mask]

OH SHIT

[Dark One]

Hope Steph is going to be able to function with only one arm. Hunter might have some issues with that.

[The Mask]

ALJDKAFISJDIMAOKSOAD

[road doggy dogg]

I don't even care if this is filler to cover for Wyatt's injury, I am fucking loving this

[OssMan]

Let's hear ronda rousey's mic skills

[road doggy dogg]

jesus christ this is amazing

[RVDmark]

THIS IS AWESOME **CLAP** **CLAP** **CLAP** **CLAP**

[Nicky Fives]

Spit punch!!!! How in the hell did Dana White allow this?

[Fat Aaron]

AHHHHHHHH she took out HHH

[XL]

Rhonda > HHH > Sting.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was great overall.

[Fat Aaron]

For a dumb, pointless promo that was very entertaining.

[slik]

Sting doesn't get the best of Triple H but Rock does.

[Crimson]

Dana let's them crossover. Vince doesn't.

[XL]

Spit punch!!!! How in the hell did Dana White allow this?

Isn't Rhonda the biggest/only star he has? Guess she pretty much gets to do as she chooses.

[Kris P Lettus]

That was pretty good

Good show so far imho

[Dark One]

Okay. I don't even care if Reigns wins at this point.

This has been amazing. Reigns could play Diesel to Lesnar's Backlund, and I wouldn't even care. The rest of the show has made up for it.

[Kris P Lettus]

Isn't Rhonda the biggest/only star he has? Guess she pretty much gets to do as she chooses.

Lol what

[Ruien]

Spit punch!!!! How in the hell did Dana White allow this?

She didn't take a bump and was just introduced to a whole bunch of people that don't watch MMA. Kind of a win for Dama White.

[Kris P Lettus]

wooooooo bray wyatt

[Ruien]

When and how did Wyatt get hurt?

[Fat Aaron]

Dew update: Cole and King have at least opened and got rid of some of theirs. JBL is a cyborg and can't drink any liquids besides mineral oil.

[Fenix122]

Somebody tell Bray he doesn't need the lantern....

[The Destroyer]

Hard to tell if he is hurt or not, walking pretty slowly.

[GD]

I enjoyed the segment. Marked out a bit.

[The Mask]

It's still daylight m8

[Droford]

They didn't even do a video package

[Dark One]

Odds this is the last open-air west coast Mania for a while?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Scarecrow lumberjack match!</font>

[Dark One]

They didn't even do a video package

Short on time after probably trying to hope it would get darker, but as it turns out, even Vince McMahon can't change the laws of astrophysics.

[The Mask]

I don't get it

[Fenix122]

So Undertaker has druids and Wyatt gets....scarecrows.

[Droford]

Follow the scarecrows

[slik]

Wish Triple A was here to talk about how he doesn't "get" Bray Wyatt

[KIRA]

This would be amazing IN THE DARK

[OssMan]

Don't really get Braid Wyatt but his music/entrance is good IMO

[Ruien]

Screw you San Fran assholes for not allowing any darkness to come.

[Loose Cannon]

I love this man

[RVDmark]

Short on time after probably trying to hope it would get darker, but as it turns out, even Vince McMahon can't change the laws of astrophysics.

So Vince 1 - God 1 then.

[RawRocks]

Undertaker will be slow to the ring...

[Dark One]

Screw you San Fran assholes for not allowing any darkness to come.

I... I don't think that's how this works.

[Loose Cannon]

The new face of fear

[Dark One]

So Vince 1 - God 1 then.

Gotta get that win back, brother.

[road doggy dogg]

if Undertaker really wanted to nail his entrance he would MAKE it dark there

supernatural my ass :n:

[RVDmark]

It wouldn't have surprised me one bit if that gong hit and the sky went black anyway.

[Emperor Smeat]

Taker should have brought back the vulture.

[Nicky Fives]

I was hoping for purple boots and gloves....

[Dark One]

if Undertaker really wanted to nail his entrance he would MAKE it dark there

supernatural my ass :n:

I feel like a solar eclipse should easily be in his wheelhouse, but he's probably gotta save some magic for beating Bray. Strategy.

[Droford]

Sheamus should come out and brogue kick Taker during his entrance

[Blonde Moment]

So no one knows how to check when the sun goes down?

[road doggy dogg]

"Then again we gotta find out which Undertaker this is"

UH OH........ Kevin Nash IS in attendance

[Kris P Lettus]

The golden hour lighting looks sweet for takers entrance

[Dark One]

Reigns/Lesnar really isn't going to last long at this rate. Normally at this time of the show, we're getting the hype video for the main event.

Or maybe the real swerve is 'WE'RE OUT OF TIME! UNLESS YOU'VE PAID 9.99 FOR THE WWE NETWORK, WHERE WE CAN GO UNTIL IT'S OVER!"

[RVDmark]

Sheamus should come out and brogue kick Taker during his entrance

Vince?

[GD]

He looks skinny.

[KIRA]

Gotta get that win back, brother.actually god-2 if you count the snowed out RAW


3 if you count Wyatt getting hurt

[road doggy dogg]

he looks sad

[The Destroyer]

He looks healthier than last year.

[Mercenary]

Taker with the Biker taker do!

[road doggy dogg]

yeah definitely

[Droford]

So no one knows how to check when the sun goes down?

They do.

If they waited til the sun went down for Taker's entrance it'd be about an hour after the show

[road doggy dogg]

lol Lawler and JBL just said the same thing

[RVDmark]

actually god-2 if you count the snowed out RAW

#LOLGODWINS

[XL]

American Badass Taker!

[OssMan]

Shame that he didn't come back as biker taker

[RVDmark]

They do.

If they waited til the sun went down for Taker's entrance it'd be about an hour after the show

Should've started the show 2 hours later then.

Taker looks good.

[GD]

Taker :(

[OssMan]

UNDER TACKER GOES OLD SCHOOL !

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WyattVsTaker?src=hash">#WyattVsTaker</a> NOW at <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestleMania">@WrestleMania</a>!
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Undertaker?src=hash">#Undertaker</a> <a href="http://t.co/yRdTjl2wJF">pic.twitter.com/yRdTjl2wJF</a></p>&mdash; WWE WrestleMania (@WrestleMania) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestleMania/status/582364323852468224">March 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[The Destroyer]

Should've started the show 2 hours later then.

Taker looks good.
Because finishing the show at 1am EST on a school night would really be possible.

[road doggy dogg]

Cole just sounded like he lost guts out of his mouth