*** Totes OFFICIAL Summerslam Thread - 8/23/15 ***

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL what was that move

[Maluco]

Is it just me, or is big show starting to look unstable? Like very top heavy with his knees turning in? Looks bad to me...

[Emperor Smeat]

What was that, the Rolling Nothing?

[Maluco]

That was awful for IC title match, very poor

[GD]

Man, I really wanted The Miz to win. The matches are ending quickly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Unimpressive win.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Ryback had won with his own finisher/merit instead of taking advantage....

[Poit]

Are we about to get a Stewart/Heyman confrontation?

YES!

[Shisen Kopf]

Big Show should have an "I've fallen and I can't get up" gimmick. During a match his legs give out and he falls on his opponent but be he is so big he pins them.

[Mercenary]

Uh oh the W word

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I actually kinda liked that ending. It made sense. If Ryback had just arbitrarily picked up the already KO'ed Miz just so he could do his finisher it would have felt silly.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

hahaha that was great

[OssMan]

8:30

They show a video package between matches and you hear Randy Orton say “Summerslam is like a melting pot of all walks of life.”

Okay, the next match is a Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental Title. It will feature The Big Show, a 7 foot tall old guy, versus The Miz, a guy whose gimmick is a Hollywood actor, versus the champion Ryback, who is just… strong. I really don’t care about this, it will probably be boring, hopefully something insane happens, like the midget from before comes in and knocks everybody out.

It starts out with Big Show giving a double suplex to both The Miz and Ryback at the same time (this is a tautology but I don’t know how to better explain it), then he just goes “I’m a giant.” He then tries to do a front flip off the second rope but he just kinda somersaults and doesn’t hit the guy on the ground, LOL. Then he starts ramming to everybody with his BUTT. Big Show stealing the show here. Ryback climbs through the ropes and the camera man is in his way so Ryback just yells “move.” Hilarious match so far.

Big Show holds up a fist and yells; the commentator JBL says “Here comes the Kale Punch,” what is that, Big Show is a fat guy, why would he use the Kale Punch. They both do their finishers, then The Miz comes in and does his finisher, and he tries to pin Ryback who kicks out, then he pins Big Show who kicks out, then he just goes back and forth a bunch of times trying to pin each of them LOL. When they get up, Ryback hits a move on The Miz, Big Show misses a Kale Punch and subsequently falls out of the ring, and Ryback pins The Miz to retain his title.

Winner: Ryback
Rating: B, this match was really funny, but I don’t think it was sposto be.

[owenbrown]

lol

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if Lesnar will wear a cup tonight....

[owenbrown]

what the fuck is Bray Wyatt wearing?

[owenbrown]

DEAN. FUCKING. AMBROSE.

[road doggy dogg]

really weird that Reigns comes through the crowd without Ambrose lol

[Dark One]

Roman Reigns?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks Brooklyn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

really weird that Reigns comes through the crowd without Ambrose lol

He won the gimmick in the divorce.

[OssMan]

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I'll stop posting enjoy summerslam goodnight yall

[Poit]

Nice to see Luke Harper is dressed up all nice in his PPV wifebeater.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Have any combination of the Shield ever beaten the Wyatts?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice to see Luke Harper is dressed up all nice in his PPV wifebeater.

Odds of Lawler saying "cleanest dirty shirt"?

[Droford]

Can't wait til Ambrose turns on Reigns

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Remember that I saw Adam Rose last night walking the streets of Brooklyn.

[OssMan]

Slickytrickdamon and Dark One feuding on my rep page

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[Poit]

Stupid sexy Ambrose.

[rockman725]

For the love of anything that is good, please make the last 2 hours better than the first 2. It's been a snoozefest so far and I actually dozed off........twice.

[OssMan]

Poit, thoughts on my posts?

[RawRocks]

Rollins needs to come back to the Shield.

[Poit]

Keep posting, Ossman. :y:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Roman's sleeping</font> :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Haha the Roman's sleeping chants...

[Droford]

Ambrose taking a nap now

[RawRocks]

the hate for Roman Reigns is real.

[OssMan]

How do I put the WWE network in Spanish?

[Maluco]

Lol reigns terrible reaction there when Bray went for sister Abigail, anyone see that?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bray Wyatt is a big fat jobber.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How do I put the WWE network in Spanish?

Go back and click in Spanish.

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd only cared for the Shield powerbomb for the stuff Reigns has done so far.

[Lock Jaw]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd only cared for the Shield powerbomb for the stuff Reigns has done so far.

False. They popped for him against Big Show in the Last Man Standing match.

[Mercenary]

once again only King drinking the dew

[Lock Jaw]

Surprised this is happening halfway through the show...

[OssMan]

Keep posting, Ossman. :y:
Thanks Poit. The posts will return.

[OssMan]

8:35

Jon Stewart confronts Paul Heyman backstage. Standing up for wrestling fans. Paul Heyman doesn’t care. Shut the hell up, Jon Stewart.

Oh god fuck this next guy… Ray Wyatt… for his entrance he comes out holding a lantern and the arena is dark and all the ppl shine their phone lights on him. This guy is the worst… mad boring… has this nasty ass beard, and his “gimmick” is that he is some “crazy” cult leader or something. His partner is Luke Harper who is pretty much the same guy but the WWE doesn’t let him talk. It is a tag team match, they are facing Dean Ambrose who is a “lunatic” and his friend Ramon Reigns, a dumb guy who works out a lot. Ramon Reigns wears body armor for his matches btw.

This match is mad boring… they ripped off Dean Ambrose’s shirt and Luke Harper keeps kicking them in the face. The match she be a lot “crazier” for all the crazy participants innit. I think the crowd is chanting “Ramon is sleeping” because he has been lying on the floor outside the ring for like five minutes, from what it seems. Right as they start chanting that he gets up and gets into the match, performing a pump-handle suplex on Luke Harper.

Ramon Reigns and Dean Ambrose do their finishing moves and they win the match cleanly. A boring ending.

Winner: Ramon Reigns and Dean Ambrose
Rating: D, boring

Summer Slam is halfway over. The first two hours have been really fucking boring.

[Lock Jaw]

Did I miss Owens and Cesaro or something?

[RawRocks]

Cena vs Rollins already?!?!?!

[road doggy dogg]

lol they showed a IF CENA WINS WE RIOT sign in the montage.. nice

[road doggy dogg]

Cena using WTC to get over... booo

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena-Rollins not being the main event probably guaranteeing something shenanigan-worthy is happening with Taker-Lesnar.

Then again WWE/US title match seems like its going to end in shenanigans as well.

[OssMan]

the battle continues on my rep sheet,,,

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[Poit]

We seriously have two more hours. What.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did I miss Owens and Cesaro or something?
Hasn't happened yet. Probably the best for Owens considering some of the bumps he took from last night's match.

[Poit]

Cena using WTC to get over... booo

"Wight to Censor" is what I thought of there. I had to google the abbreviation.

[Lock Jaw]

Saw HLR on the tron and thought "ha ha someone made a mistake! They put an R instead of an A!"

Then I was like "oh wait... No... That's right..."

[Lock Jaw]

Hasn't happened yet. Probably the best for Owens considering some of the bumps he took from last night's match.

Still dumb to have it after your title match.

[Droford]

This ends stupidly setting up a rematch at NOC under no dq rules

[Evil Vito]

:lol: <font color=goldenrod>@ Rollins' gear</font>

[Lock Jaw]

AHHH! A ghost!

[RawRocks]

what the fuck is Rollins wearing/? Shades of Jeff Jarrett

[GD]

Interesting wardrobe choice for Rollins.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Macho Man gear?

[Droford]

The White Power Ranger

[OssMan]

Monochromatic seth rollins!!!!!

[Dark One]

Next Seth Rollins action figure:

http://www.actionfigurefury.com/wp-content/uploads/s-h-figuarts-white-power-ranger-07.jpg

[Droford]

Everyone that's worn white gear last two nights has won championships lol

[DaVe]

OssMan, not a big fan of your commentary. You just seem very negative, cynical and pessimistic. Do not enjoy reading anything with that tone and do not know why others would... Since you're not enjoying yourself, why on earth are you bothering to do a commentary on the night match by match?

[Droford]

Cena is going to beat Rollins eventually

Just not tonight

[Poit]

"Will Rollins target the nose tonight?"

Fucking duh.

[OssMan]

OssMan, not a big fan of your commentary. You just seem very negative, cynical and pessimistic. Do not enjoy reading anything with that tone and do not know why others would... Since you're not enjoying yourself, why on earth are you bothering to do a commentary on the night match by match?
thank U for your criticism, very professionally stated.

I am enjoying myself btw, I like writing also, the matches kinda suck, but I'm looking forward to this one and maybe one another.

[GD]

Can't help but think of former United States Champions such as R-Truth, Orlando Jordan, Carlito etc.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can't help but think of former United States Champions such as R-Truth, Orlando Jordan, Carlito etc.

Why not Ric Flair? Dusty Rhodes?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Ossman is too cool for wrasslin but yet he's still watching it. Rather odd.

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL the New Day cena chant

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ossman is too cool for wrasslin but yet he's still watching it. Rather odd.

Odder than posting at the forum of the People's Wrestling Website?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

With the white Seth is looking a bit like Sabu.

[OssMan]

Ossman is too cool for wrasslin but yet he's still watching it. Rather odd.
What you gonna do about it?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Enough with that bullshit stunner move.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ouch.</font>

[OssMan]

Reggie miller's lookin good

[Droford]

Maybe Rollins will finally hit the Phoenix splash tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

If there ever was a time to turn Cena, it'd be if he won tonight and just soaked up on the crowd booing him tying Flair. Not a one time haha on the crowd but the actual start of the turn. Him breaking it is going to generate the mega booing Hogan got when he turned so might as well have Cena be a full blown heel by then.

[OssMan]

I feel bad for the guy who makes a compilation video of "EVery AA of John Cena's career," there are probably so many.

[OssMan]

I think slickytrickdamon is confused

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[Droford]

Frog splash?

[Poit]

Holy crap, that was awesome.

[Evil Vito]

If there ever was a time to turn Cena, it'd be if he won tonight and just soaked up on the crowd booing him tying Flair. Not a one time haha on the crowd but the actual start of the turn. Him breaking it is going to generate the mega booing Hogan got when he turned so might as well have Cena be a full blown heel by then.

<font color=goldenrod>Meh. At this point the only way to truly turn Cena and actually get the reaction they wanted would have been to have him beat The Streak by cheating. Kids would boo that their hero cheated. Smarks would boo because Cena broke the Streak, the one thing most of them never wanted to see end much less by Cena.

Any Cena turn now would result in half the audience marking out.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think slickytrickdamon is confused

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Are you mercenary?

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins doing the Cena power spot was nice. Even did the funny face as well.

[Droford]

Rollins has 5* level escape the AA

[Droford]

Maybe Rollins will finally hit the Phoenix splash tonight

Nope

[RawRocks]

Figure Four? WOW

[Droford]

Lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HHH needs to murder Cena right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>Meh. At this point the only way to truly turn Cena and actually get the reaction they wanted would have been to have him beat The Streak by cheating. Kids would boo that their hero cheated. Smarks would boo because Cena broke the Streak, the one thing most of them never wanted to see end much less by Cena.

Any Cena turn now would result in half the audience marking out.</font>

He could cheat to get #16 but yeah maybe him beating the Streak would have been the only way to avoid being cheered as a heel.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Has anybody ever tapped to a reversal of a figure four?

[Tom Guycott]

Ref slipping. Didn't count Rollins' shoulders down on that figure four. Could have totally milked that spot.

[Droford]

Wow

[road doggy dogg]

lmao a ref bump

get the fuck out of here

[Poit]

Sigh. Ref bump.

[Droford]

Maybe Rollins will finally hit the Phoenix splash tonight

Nope again

[road doggy dogg]

also if Cena won with the Figure Four... holy shit place would riot

[KIRA]

gods last gift!!!....kind of

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We need Little Naitch to fuck Cena hard.

[Dark One]

The spirit of Dusty shines upon us all.

[Poit]

What the what.

[road doggy dogg]

lol

[RawRocks]

WTF

[Droford]

Lol if Cena blades his nose

[Tom Guycott]

#knees2faces

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jon Stewart!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>JON STEWART HEEL TURN</font>

[Dark One]

Jon Stewart heel turn.

[owenbrown]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[road doggy dogg]

NOT SAYIN JUST SAYIN

Match 3: U.S. Champion John Cena vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/seth-rollins-john-cena-27759334)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150813_Summerslam_Match_CenaRollins_LIGHT_HP_v2.jpg
Winner: Seth Rollins
How: THE DEMON JON STEWART interferes and crap
Move: Pedigree

[Frank Drebin]

Fn sweet. Massive heel turn

[Mercenary]

lmao

[Crimson]

Lol Stewart almost messed up

[VSG]

lol that was such an awkward and yet such an awesome segment :D

[Tom Guycott]

Okay, that was... unnecessary.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE SWERVE OF SWERVES!

[GD]

Holy shit! Jon Stewart heel turn. lol...this is bizzare.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Stewart getting cheered for attack Cena.

[KIRA]

I love Stewart even more!

[Dark One]

I feel confident in saying that Jon Stewart hitting John Cdna with a chair for Seth Rollins to win the U.S. title is the least predictable ending in the history of professional wrestling.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>of course, Stewart's timing with feigning the chair shot kinda gave things away.

but still...WOOOOOO especially if it leads to more Stewart on WWE TV</font>

[Droford]

John Cena Vs Jon Stewart at WM

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

What you gonna do about it?

nothing, other than point out your tomfoolery.

[owenbrown]

Jon Stewart is actually the biggest babyface in Brooklyn tonight though

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish they had let Kevin Owens win the US title now...

[OssMan]

LOL Jon Stewart, amazing

[Frank Drebin]

Why jon why

[road doggy dogg]

I feel confident in saying that Jon Stewart hitting John Cdna with a chair for Seth Rollins to win the U.S. title is the least predictable ending in the history of professional wrestling.

shut the fuck up I tipsters'd the shit outta that match

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nothing, other than point out your tomfoolery.

That's what he wants public attention. Which is why he without my permission posted private neg rep.

[KIRA]

Rollins all the gold

[Maluco]

Rollins is really really good though, can't understand people who don't want him pushed. He is great in his role and his matches are always top class

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

That's what he wants public attention. Which is why he without my permission posted private neg rep.

I'm not sure it's really that big of a deal

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol so they are actually doing a show with what Tough Enough should be?

[Poit]

Stone Cold Podcast with E&C. :y:

[Droford]

PPV Hosts fuck over John Cena once again

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Jon Stewart turning heel.

lol for all the wrong reasons at Seth Rollins bringing down the prestige of two titles now.

[Dark One]

E & C Stone Cold Podcast? I'm there.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why did I just see that?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Woooooo live MSG show on the Network!!!!!

[owenbrown]

THANK YOU STEWART CHANT :lol:

[OssMan]

9:00

Okay, the next match is a “title-for-title” championship. John Cena, the United States champion, is facing Seth Rollins, the World Heavyweight Champion. The winner gets to be the champion of both.

John Cena is pretty much the WWE’s favorite person, and he can never be a bad guy because he is a role model for the kids. Therefore, he pretty much always wins. Seth Rollins is a dickhead, but he’s really funny. It is hard for me to imagine a scenario where this match ends cleanly. However, John Cena stopped wearing his “I am the United States champion” t-shirt last week and wore a “15 time world champion” t shirt, which is highly suggestive that he will not win the title, because then he would have to stop wearing that shirt, and the WWE wants to sell shirts. I want Seth Rollins to win.

John Cena comes in and holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect” towel and runs into the ring. Seth Rollins comes in wearing a monochromatic white outfit, LOL. Amazing. Crowd is chanting for Seth Rollins which is surprising, “Cena sucks” chants are a lot louder than “Let’s go Cena.” John Cena wearing two wristbands on each arm tonight. Seth Rollins just runs and does a backflip onto John Cena, cool. Seth Rollins has shinguards on I think.

Bunch of “big spots” back to back. Seth Rollins stole John Cena’s finisher, nice. That doesn’t happen enough in pro wrestling.

Uh oh, referee gets knocked down. Here comes a dirty ending. John Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment but the referee has fallen out of the ring due to being in too much pain, and he is not there to count the pinfall. Jon Stewart runs in with a steel chair LOL. He hits John Cena with it. The referee comes back in. Rollins hits the pedigree on top of the chair and he pins John Cena. Huge heel turn by Jon Stewart, LOL. Incredible.

[Emperor Smeat]

shut the fuck up I tipsters'd the shit outta that match

If Stewart gets Kane's old mask tomorrow to actually become THE DEMON Jon Stewart, think that should be worth a few bonus point on the pick.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously, I'm fine with that in a world title match because it was eventful enough to overshadow the dull outcome. Why put the US Title on the line though? Cena has been an amazing US champion and Rollins has been shit as World champion. So let's give Rollins the US title, too. wut.

[GD]

Renee Young has a lisp?

[owenbrown]

hope to God, Nikki Bella drops the belt on Raw tomorrow night

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Get your piss break out of the way right now.

[Dark One]

shut the fuck up I tipsters'd the shit outta that match

Please change your custom title to Nostradoggus

[road doggy dogg]

but I will lose my obnoxious green custon title

[DaVe]

lol... WHAT?

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems a bit counter-productive to put the Divas match in the piss break spot considering the whole Revolution stuff and goals.

[RawRocks]

While SummerSlam is ongoing Al Jazeera posts this:
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/08/wwe-global-phenomenon-150823190832143.html

[#1-norm-fan]

Piss break.

[Droford]

Seriously, I'm fine with that in a world title match because it was eventful enough to overshadow the dull outcome. Why put the US Title on the line though?

Rollins goespecially for all the gold at NOC.

Rollins vs New Day for the Tag Titles and Rollins vs Ryback for the IC Title

Plus his sister Sara Rollins vs Nicki Bella

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seriously, I'm fine with that in a world title match because it was eventful enough to overshadow the dull outcome. Why put the US Title on the line though? Cena has been an amazing US champion and Rollins has been shit as World champion. So let's give Rollins the US title, too. wut.

He's been a great chickenshit heel champion. Entertaining as hell. Shut up.

[KIRA]

If this is anywhere near the NXT divas match last night I will be a happy happy soul.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>ha, knew the divas match would be one pin to eliminate the whole team. Suck it to anybody who didn't pick the whole winning team to be the "sole survivors"</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team BAD needs to come out to Sasha Banks' theme song.

[Mercenary]

Ric Flair is wrestling tonight I see

[Maluco]

Maybe not going to be as aggressive about it lol, but Rollins has been a great champ, has delivered and gets better and better every week. Cena losing the title gives him more heat and puts more heat on Stewart cause he cost him something. Simple enough.

[#1-norm-fan]

He's been a great chickenshit heel champion. Entertaining as hell. Shut up.

You're STD. Argument over.

[road doggy dogg]

While SummerSlam is ongoing Al Jazeera posts this:
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/08/wwe-global-phenomenon-150823190832143.html

when did Shawn MEAT Stasiak ever win a world championship

[Poit]

<font color=goldenrod>ha, knew the divas match would be one pin to eliminate the whole team. Suck it to anybody who didn't pick the whole winning team to be the "sole survivors"</font>

That was already addressed.

OFFICIAL RULING: Because the divas match is elimination by team, and not by individuals, the "Sole Survivors" line will not count. The "Last wrestler eliminated" line will count as "Who gets pinned".

[Simple Fan]

when did Shawn MEAT Stasiak ever win a world championship

His dad did.

[Droford]

Is there Irony in Charlotte being the one to beat Nikki for the title?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

when did Shawn MEAT Stasiak ever win a world championship

It says Stan THE MAN Stasiak, Meat's father.

[Frank Drebin]

I should just watch last nights Sasha/Bayley match and pretend its live rather than watching this.

[Tom Guycott]

Haha #JonScrewedJohn

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe not going to be as aggressive about it lol, but Rollins has been a great champ, has delivered and gets better and better every week. Cena losing the title gives him more heat and puts more heat on Stewart cause he cost him something. Simple enough.

Like I said, Stewart's heat would have been achieved if it was just him costing Cena the World title.

And I'm all for chicken shit heel champs. But they're supposed to justify their reign by winning matches via dubious means. Rollins loses constantly. It doesn't make sense to have him as champion.

Also, guys who are "just some guy" shouldn't be champion. There's nothing larger than life about him. He's an ROH champion.

[Emperor Smeat]

Seriously, I'm fine with that in a world title match because it was eventful enough to overshadow the dull outcome. Why put the US Title on the line though? Cena has been an amazing US champion and Rollins has been shit as World champion. So let's give Rollins the US title, too. wut.

I'd assume its going to be as a lazy way to get a rematch done. Cena demands a rematch but Rollins being the chickenshit/opportunist only puts the US title on the line.

Cena can win without it being a potential feud killer like several of his recent feuds.

[KIRA]

go alicia

[road doggy dogg]

feels really dumb if they're all #equality and #womenpower and stuff that they call them "divas" constantly.. seems off

[road doggy dogg]

His dad did.

ohhh

should put my glasses on before reading INFOGRAPHS :n:

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm rooting for an angry Cena to come out and beat all these women and turn smarkface.

[Droford]

Taminas spot is in Jeopardy once the Rocks relative gets going in nxt

[DaVe]

Sasha is crazy hot. New favourite Diva now AJs gone.

[Crimson]

Why does Brie get a pin here. She sucks

[Frank Drebin]

this sucks

[Maluco]

If they are going to start bringing up new guys, they need to make sustained efforts and Rollins has been given a chance and is running with it. The booking is hardly his fault, he delivers on the mic, with his reactions and in the ring. I think he has been great honestly and times are changing, being on the smaller side doesn't mean as much as it did before.

[RawRocks]

These "teams" in the Divas division is effective and interesting yet stupid and pointless.

[Frank Drebin]

yawn

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd assume its going to be as a lazy way to get a rematch done. Cena demands a rematch but Rollins being the chickenshit/opportunist only puts the US title on the line.

Cena can win without it being a potential feud killer like several of his recent feuds.

Feel like if there's a rematch it's gotta be all or nothing. Only the US Title seems like it would just be giving the outcome away.

[KIRA]

feels really dumb if they're all #equality and #womenpower and stuff that they call them "divas" constantly.. seems off

Yep it is degrading weird no one has caught that and that belt just further demeans the division.

[Emperor Smeat]

Weirdest thing about this whole Divas team war is the Bellas somehow being the faces (or acting as ones) whenever they are against BAD. Might be the first time in a while (or at all) they acted as heels against them.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Right, I'm here

John Cena/Rollins match was pretty good, Rusev wasn't. Big Show match was kind of good, did not get the WWE Neville thing

[Frank Drebin]

Feel like if there's a rematch it's gotta be all or nothing. Only the US Title seems like it would just be giving the outcome away.

Only offering up the US Title would be quite the heel move....and you know Cena has to get his win back now so.....

[rockman725]

Seriously, I'm fine with that in a world title match because it was eventful enough to overshadow the dull outcome. Why put the US Title on the line though? Cena has been an amazing US champion and Rollins has been shit as World champion. So let's give Rollins the US title, too. wut.

Kinda opens the door for a Sheamus cash-in tomorrow night though, doesn't it? Rollins loses the championship but still has the US belt. Cena gets his championship from Sheamus. No harm no foul to Rollins, really. Rollins can drop the US belt to Owens at some point later on then go after Cena to regain the championship.

[Droford]

Rollins gloats tomorrow and has a us open match, cena interferes to cost him the title and get a rematch at noc

[Frank Drebin]

You know what.....really rooting for an Eva Marie run in right now. Anything.

[KIRA]

Sigh it pisses me off how underrated Alicia is.

[Frank Drebin]

Rollins gloats tomorrow and has a us open match, cena interferes to cost him the title and get a rematch at noc

Not a bad idea. Get the US title off Cena and out of that title picture without him losing clean.

[#1-norm-fan]

Only offering up the US Title would be quite the heel move....and you know Cena has to get his win back now so.....

It makes sense within the story from Rolins point of view. It just wouldn't make sense from WWE's point of view. "Wait, why would they only put the US Title on the line when they could sell the match WAY more by putting the WORLD title on the line? Oh, wait..."

[Tom Guycott]

This match- this whole 3way feud- has nothing at stake at all.

It's just all a big countdown of throwaway, non-title matches until either Nikki breaks AJ's record, or they try to bring the Bright Orange Botcher up to hotshot her into the spot to cut the champ's reign short just days away, to the delight of nobody.

[road doggy dogg]

WWE Paige's 5 o clock armpit shadow is........... not sexy

[GD]

Remember when Alicia Fox dominated the Smackdown Divas division as the Divas Champion? Yeah, me neither.

[road doggy dogg]

lol she just knocked Brie off with a mean look, apparently

[GD]

WWE Paige's 5 o clock armpit shadow is........... not sexy

She's a real woman.

[Frank Drebin]

This match- this whole 3way feud- has nothing at stake at all.

It's just all a big countdown of throwaway, non-title matches until either Nikki breaks AJ's record, or they try to bring the Bright Orange Botcher up to hotshot her into the spot to cut the champ's reign short just days away, to the delight of nobody.

yup

[Poit]

Remember when Alicia Fox dominated the Smackdown Divas division as the Divas Champion? Yeah, me neither.

Remember when she aspired to be the undefined champion of divas?

[Tom Guycott]

Amazing double boot from two of the leggiest chicks in WWE currently, though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Divas title sitting under the bottom turnbuckle. Weird.

[RawRocks]

This match- this whole 3way feud- has nothing at stake at all.

It's just all a big countdown of throwaway, non-title matches until either Nikki breaks AJ's record, or they try to bring the Bright Orange Botcher up to hotshot her into the spot to cut the champ's reign short just days away, to the delight of nobody.

Yep and everyone sees it as if the water was crystal clear.

[Dark One]

LUNCHAMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD

[Volare]

BECK BECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pinned the useless Bella.

[Volare]

I love this promo.

[Frank Drebin]

Remember when Alicia got hurt by Kharma and no one cared because Kharma was going to annihilate everyone? Good times.

[Poit]

That seemed like a bit of an anticlimactic ending, but I'm hearing Becky Lynch's music, so I'm not complaining.

[Maluco]

What is the end game with these female stables? What are they fighting for? Would a competitive division with a couple of matches a night not make more sense?

[#1-norm-fan]

Congrats on the win, ladies.

[dronepool]

http://i62.tinypic.com/291n911.jpg

[Evil Vito]

That was already addressed.

<font color=goldenrod>I will protest not getting bonus points for calling it</font> :fu:






:'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cigar is not PG.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope you're happy Jon Stewart. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="http://t.co/U2rCMlhWEJ">pic.twitter.com/U2rCMlhWEJ</a></p>&mdash; Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/RoFloESPN/status/635623889868079104">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Glad Becky got the pin. Love her.</font>

[Frank Drebin]

weak sauce match. Divas revolution has pretty much gone exactly how I thought it would have, and that saddens me greatly. I shouldn't still be missing Kharma at this point.

[Tom Guycott]

I guess that was a nice win by Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and crossplay Ric.

"What does this win do in the grand scheme of things?" Yes, Cole, that's the correct question.

[Poit]

Have any of those Mountain Dews even been opened?

[GD]

The United States Championship disappeared from the roster page

http://www.wwe.com/superstars

[Dark One]

WWEEEEEOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEOOOOOOWWEEEEEOOOOO

[#1-norm-fan]

Did I miss The Rybacks?

[Droford]

There should be a Cesarow

[KIRA]

anyone else think Cesaro should've kept swaggers theme?

Fuck all you Alica haters

[road doggy dogg]

oh yeah, forgot about this match

sweet

miss tyson kidd

[Dark One]

I hope Cesaro swings ZZ for 15 minutes straight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I might have to turn in after this match. Hungover and I might catch the rest when I wake up. Maybe not?

[#1-norm-fan]

Cesaro gonna job to ZZ.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty lame divas match... Hope it picks up now that they got that out of the way.

Gladbi got to hear Becky Lynch theme.

Oh look, my stream died for Owens entrance...

[Frank Drebin]

Overly disappointed with the Divas Revolution. I should just be like "fuck women's wrestling, Taker/Brock and Owens/Cesaro MFer!" but I just hate this.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, shit... what was that recovery, Cesaro?

[Droford]

Feels wierd this match is on now right before Taker/Brock

[RawRocks]

Cole talking trash :D

[Droford]

Swing Owens Swing

[Tom Guycott]

anyone else think Cesaro should've kept swaggers theme?

Fuck all you Alica haters

Nope. Should have kept Miracle.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did I miss The Rybacks?

Happened before the War of the Families - Shield Bros vs Wyatts match. Was decent at best.

[Poit]

By this point, Owens has to be sick of people stomping him.

[Droford]

Kevin Owens needs a WWE in Brooklyn MVP shirt

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>As much as I love Lesnar, I wish I could bring myself to care about this main event. Will probably be a boring, plodding match and most signs point to Taker "getting his win back" which is unspeakably retarded.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty lame divas match... Hope it picks up now that they got that out of the way.

Weren't you the one who thought the "divas revolution" was actually good so far. What's with this "hope it picks up"?

[Poit]

Cesaro doesn't have his Tyson Kidd armband. :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty unfair for Owens to have to be in a match tonight. Come on, WWE board of directors. Step in.

[OssMan]

Jerry lawler expressing his approval of manila envelopes

[Frank Drebin]

Pretty unfair for Owens to have to be in a match tonight. Come on, WWE board of directors. Step in.

They have no idea what to do with either of these two.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ole chants.

Sounds like a smark crowd got bored of Cesaro/Owens.</font>