*** Totes OFFICIAL Summerslam Thread - 8/23/15 ***

[Droford]

Uppercut Junction

[Droford]

Lol we want Ryder.?

[Tom Guycott]

<font color=goldenrod>As much as I love Lesnar, I wish I could bring myself to care about this main event. Will probably be a boring, plodding match and most signs point to Taker "getting his win back" which is unspeakably retarded.</font>

Jon comes back and screws Brock, which then pisses off 'Taker (who feels he didn't need the help) and chokeslams Stewart to hell.

[Frank Drebin]

Cesaro does something new and different in every match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love that Gutwrench Suplex</font>

[Tom Guycott]

Then Sting comes out to confront Jon.

[Lock Jaw]

Weren't you the one who thought the "divas revolution" was actually good so far. What's with this "hope it picks up"?

I said it was fine, not good. It is still fine.

[road doggy dogg]

i thought this crowd was a "smark crowd"

I thought internet folks loved owens/cesaro

fuck these retards

[Droford]

Damn

[#1-norm-fan]

I said it was fine, not good. It is still fine.

O

[OssMan]

How much longer does Kevin Owens stay on NEXT?

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a nice superkick by Owens. HBK probably smiling somewhere.

[Dark One]

i thought this crowd was a "smark crowd"

I thought internet folks loved owens/cesaro

fuck these retards

Not more than they love being COOL or what they think is cool.

This match should be over soon. Need 40 minutes for Undertaker's entrance.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>v nice swinging uppercut</font>

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">At least <a href="https://twitter.com/ToughZZ">@ToughZZ</a> is working hard for you fans! <a href="http://t.co/61B1p18YVM">pic.twitter.com/61B1p18YVM</a></p>&mdash; Tanner (@ToughTanner) <a href="https://twitter.com/ToughTanner/status/635631636739158016">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

I feel like if Cesaro were the one to beat Rollins for the US Title it wouldn't be that bug of a deal since he was the US champion a long time ago

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tyson Kidd homage</font> :love:

[Poit]

i thought this crowd was a "smark crowd"

I thought internet folks loved owens/cesaro

fuck these retards

Theoretically, they could be trying to "get in the head" of Owens by doing the chant for his nemesis.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/QWoAhnV.png

[Crimson]

These guys rock

[Droford]

Nnnnnnnnnnnoo

[Crimson]

Feel KO needed that win

[Droford]

Woo

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Owens :love: He needed that</font>

[Dark One]

This match should be over soon. Need 40 minutes for Undertaker's entrance.

[Crimson]

http://i.imgur.com/QWoAhnV.png

Survivor Series team right thurr

[road doggy dogg]

Theoretically, they could be trying to "get in the head" of Owens by doing the chant for his nemesis.

i was more referring to their general apathy altogether

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like Cesaro needed the win more

[#1-norm-fan]

How much longer does Kevin Owens stay on NEXT?

I assume last night was it.

[Droford]

http://i.imgur.com/QWoAhnV.png

Get Bayley from last night in there

Power of White Ring Gear

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/MNxTsaM.png

[GD]

lol at JBL writing on the paper.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match. Agree with Owens needing that win more but hopefully Cesaro push/momentum doesn't end up getting derailed.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It all began in 2002 Cole you dipshit.

[road doggy dogg]

Big E is the best

[Frank Drebin]

I don't think Taker can taker a dozen suplexs

[Jura]

Mountain Dew Rep: It's okay guys you don't have to drink it. Just set it on the desk and make sure the label faces the camera.

[Crimson]

http://i.imgur.com/MNxTsaM.png

Your new avie

[#1-norm-fan]

Feel like Cesaro needed the win more

Cesaro's momentum has been started and stopped so many times they might as well put the next attempt off for one night. If he hasn't been ruined by now, he won't be ruined by that.

Owens is still fresh and has a small chance to save his "first impression". He came in with the "biggest upset ever" and followed it with three losses to a guy on the developmental brand and two losses to Cena. A loss to Cesaro would have officially signified "start from scratch" time.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/QpyT3vS.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

DUH
DUH

DUHDUHDUH

DUHDUH

DUH
DUHDUHDUH

DUH
DUH
DUHDUHDUH

[OssMan]

9:30

Next up is a divas team match. Gonna do the dishes during this. Also my grandmother called me back. Happy birthday to her. We talked about eggplant, because she makes good eggplant. Don’t know who won.

9:55

Here comes Cesaro. This guy is pretty good. There has been “a thing” where people hold up signs that say “Cesaro Section,” I don’t get if it’s because it sounds like Caesarian Section or what, but a lot of people like him, but the WWE never lets him go far, I think. He is facing Kevin Owens, a guy who is pretty new but has had “the most impressive WWE debut ever” according to the WWE. He runs his mouth a lot, I like him.

They come out and start hitting each other in the face. Caesaro goes flying over the rope to hit Kevin Owens, jesus. Michael Cole, the announcer, starts talking about the people all over the world watching SummerSlam on the WWE Network. Jerry Lawler says he got a tweet from someone named Jude and Manila, and Lawler really “loves their envelopes.” Meanwhile, my fucking fire alarm keeps beeping. It’s making my headache worse. Both these guys are sposto be real “solid workers” and I guess they’re doing a good job, but my interest is waning. Trying to prove me wrong, Kevin Owens yells, “I am on fire.”

I took a shower during this match because I’m definitely going to sleep as soon as this PPV ends, because tomorrow I have to wake up and do my job. Also showers make my headaches feel better sometimes. So I don’t know who won this match either.

[Droford]

I don't think Taker can taker a dozen suplexs

Taker should Tombstone Brock 20 times

[Tom Guycott]

Get Bayley from last night in there

Power of White Ring Gear

"Oh, great. This is gonna be my new gimmick, now. Vince is gonna be like *...and you're gonna get all white geeeeaarrr!*"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Get Bayley from last night in there

Power of White Ring Gear

Good thing it isn't Labor Day yet.

[Dark One]

Putting the over-under on Taker's entrance at 6 minutes. Place your bets.

[Dark One]

DUH
DUH

DUHDUHDUH

DUHDUH

DUH
DUHDUHDUH

DUH
DUH
DUHDUHDUH

Is there a Terminator 2: Judgment Day + Brock Lesnar theme mashup?

[Jura]

http://pre03.deviantart.net/eefc/th/pre/i/2004/267/0/0/the_undertaker_by_the_undertaker.png

[#1-norm-fan]

I suddenly feel into in this match. Not for the usual "I'm just rooting for the guy I'm more into/more emotionally invested in" reason. But for the "I'm really rooting for WWE not to go full retard" reason.

[road doggy dogg]

I'm sure in the time it takes Undertaker to get to the ring we can whip one up

[Tom Guycott]

Welp, unzip...

[Dark One]

The clock starts NOW.

[KIRA]

The Necromancer of the Nutkick

[road doggy dogg]

I feel like the Undertaker in general is the WWE just taking itself way too seriously

[OssMan]

Where the fuck was lesnar's ramp pyro... wtf...

[Crimson]

If Taker wins I'm not posting here anymore, until tomorrow

[Dark One]

If Taker wins I'm not posting here anymore, until tomorrow

Thanks Owen

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I know WWE love to be all hyperbolic with match build-ups and whatnot but this whole "too big for WrestleMania!" thing is retarded. Just feels needless to de-emphasize the biggest show of the year.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Opening bets on the first move done in this match?

Nut Kick seems to be a favorite if its Taker and Suplex for Lesnar.

[#1-norm-fan]

I feel like the Undertaker in general is the WWE just taking itself way too seriously

I don't know exactly what this means but I'm curious.

[Tom Guycott]

"Who is the Undertaker, you ask? Well, hold on to your suspension of disbelief, 'cause it's about to take a fucking beating..."

[road doggy dogg]

fuck yeah Lesnar

[Crimson]

There you go Brock EAT HIM

[Dark One]

Official time at three minutes, ten seconds before LESNAR SMASH.

[Crimson]

Damnit

[road doggy dogg]

I don't know exactly what this means but I'm curious.

Just the whole, "Hey, here is a guy, who in 2015, is someone we are PRETENDING IS A DEAD PERSON WHO IS A SUPERNATURAL FIGURE, and we are in such reverence of him like omg everyone silent while he graces us with his presence"

just feels so ridiculous at this point now

[Crimson]

What's that stupid Ref doing

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Springboard Stunner=Zero effect. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Summerslam?src=hash">#Summerslam</a></p>&mdash; Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/status/635621016492838912">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Tom Guycott]

What's that stupid Ref doing

Getting punched in the face

[owenbrown]

lil' Naitch was about like.... FUCK THIS...

[road doggy dogg]

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

[Droford]

Suplex count 1

[Droford]

2

[RawRocks]

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

[Dark One]

Lesnar with the Ric Flair forehead

[RawRocks]

Robinson puts on the glove

[GD]

Cole is such a mark for Taker.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Always makes me laugh when the ref needs to put on gloves when somebody bleeds now</font>

[road doggy dogg]

SUPLEXXXXXXXXX

[Blonde Moment]

Taker already gassed?

[Tom Guycott]

Taker's mannerisms in this match seem less Undertaker and more Macho Man for some reason.

[Crimson]

Crowd has tamed

[#1-norm-fan]

Just the whole, "Hey, here is a guy, who in 2015, is someone we are PRETENDING IS A DEAD PERSON WHO IS A SUPERNATURAL FIGURE, and we are in such reverence of him like omg everyone silent while he graces us with his presence"

just feels so ridiculous at this point now

The Undertaker is the reason I think Fandango could have worked. If a guy who plays a zombie who also builds coffins and has a sidekick who is a pallbearer whose name is... wait for it... wait for it... Paul Bearer. If that guy can transcend the gimmick and be a legit star then surely a more talented guy (Yeah, I said it) whose character is "I like to dance" isn't "too ridiculous".

[Dark One]

Undertaker looks more mobile and capable than he has in a while, which I guess isn't a high bar.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Really want Lesnar to drop a F-bomb in a match one of these days</font>

[road doggy dogg]

The Undertaker is the reason I think Fandango could have worked. If a guy who plays a zombie who also builds coffins and has a sidekick who is a pallbearer whose name is... wait for it... wait for it... Paul Bearer. If that guy can transcend the gimmick and be a legit star then surely a more talented guy (Yeah, I said it) whose character is "I like to dance" isn't "too ridiculous".

for sure, but maytbe like.. 15 years ago

at this point Under taker is just a self-glorifying nostalgia trip

[Jura]

What if a German did a German Suplex on another German?

[road doggy dogg]

THAT ALL BEING SAID, props to Taker for taking these bumps

[Dark One]

R.I.P. in peace.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kinda crazy that this match is probably gonna go like 15 more minutes. Already into the table spots and shit.

[RawRocks]

Brock just F5d Taker on the German announce table .. geez

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Alright, enjoying this more than WM 30. Helps that Taker didn't get concussed within 2 minutes in this match.</font>

[Droford]

What if a German did a German Suplex on another German?

Ubersuplex

[road doggy dogg]

I'LL KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH, C'MON

[Poit]

What if a German did a German Suplex on another German?

Yo <strike>dawg</strike> dogg, I heard you like Germans...

[road doggy dogg]

if they do a low blow/cup spot, i'll laugh

[Maluco]

The Undertaker is the reason I think Fandango could have worked. If a guy who plays a zombie who also builds coffins and has a sidekick who is a pallbearer whose name is... wait for it... wait for it... Paul Bearer. If that guy can transcend the gimmick and be a legit star then surely a more talented guy (Yeah, I said it) whose character is "I like to dance" isn't "too ridiculous".

You are joking though because you love him, right? RIGHT??

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at Lesnar's face right now. Brock smiling with the blood flowing down his face really giving off Beast vibes.

[Droford]

for sure, but maytbe like.. 15 years ago

at this point Under taker is just a self-glorifying nostalgia trip

Taker should have just come out in street clothes as Mark Calloway for this

[KIRA]

The Undertaker is the reason I think Fandango could have worked. If a guy who plays a zombie who also builds coffins and has a sidekick who is a pallbearer whose name is... wait for it... wait for it... Paul Bearer. If that guy can transcend the gimmick and be a legit star then surely a more talented guy (Yeah, I said it) whose character is "I like to dance" isn't "too ridiculous".

But the thing is Taker played the part so well and to the absolute hilt (plus it does have a coolness about it ) that being really into dancing will never have.

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL

[Crimson]

Not a bad match thus far

[Crimson]

Haha Taker

[Jura]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/049/1/3/WWE_Undertaker_by_VinceArt.jpg

[RawRocks]

OMFG LOL

[Dark One]

Some good GIFs there.

[Droford]

ROFL at taker

[road doggy dogg]

KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN

[#1-norm-fan]

Just the whole, "Hey, here is a guy, who in 2015, is someone we are PRETENDING IS A DEAD PERSON WHO IS A SUPERNATURAL FIGURE, and we are in such reverence of him like omg everyone silent while he graces us with his presence"

just feels so ridiculous at this point now

It's a weird side effect of a business where "reality" comes and goes without warning. I don't THINK we're supposed to believe Taker is a zombie at this point even though he definitely is.

It's like Triple H and Stephanie. They divorced but we're supposed to forget that because at some point reality took over the storyline or something. It's odd.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Taker's laugh

[Droford]

F10

[Poit]

A CHOKESLAM, A TOMBSTONE, AND A LAST RIDE

AND A KICKOUT, A KICKOUT, AND A KICKOUT

[road doggy dogg]

love how Heyman is always in character, he's just so good

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>3 F-5s was all it took last time</font>

[Dark One]

Clearly going for what they wanted the Streak breaker match to be.

[Tom Guycott]

Ubersuplex

Yo <strike>dawg</strike> dogg, I heard you like Germans...

Seriously, though, isn't that just Mexican Standoff *in* Mexico territory? It would then just be "a suplex".

[#1-norm-fan]

One F5 ending that match would have been kinda cool/shocking.

Odd that "only one finisher" is the most shocking ending to a match they can do nowadays.

[Tom Guycott]

:lol: Taker's laugh

Nicholas Cage-esque

[road doggy dogg]

oh boy

[road doggy dogg]

ffs

[Dark One]

What the fuck. BROOKLYN SCREWJOB

[Droford]

Lol

[RawRocks]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[Poit]

What the fuck.

[road doggy dogg]

hahahahaha love Lesnar

[Dark One]

I DON'T KNOW YOU. THAT'S MY PURSE.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... Taker gonna force a restart?

[road doggy dogg]

that was so lame

[KIRA]

Lesnar wear a cup ffs

[Crimson]

Uhhh he's passing out

[Dark One]

WWE: "So how do we fuck up the biggest rematch in WWE history? I know. Let's have a Brooklyn Screwjob."

[GD]

Lesnar with the middle finger :rofl:

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God... Is Lesnar about to tap out...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Terrible ending to a good match</font>

[RawRocks]

BROCK WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER AND PASSES OUT

[Dark One]

What a stupid fucking ending.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh come on... lol

[KIRA]

lesnar flips the bird haha

[owenbrown]

such a Dusty Finish there... but lol Lesnar with the middle finger before he passes out

[Dark One]

So. How about Takeover Brooklyn?

[Crimson]

So Brock Taker 3 I guess, when?

[Droford]

Taker heel mode on

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>even the rumored Kane interference to help Taker win would have been better than that. And that's saying something.</font>

[Tom Guycott]

So, when is the rubber match?

[Dark One]

I am just flabbergasted at this ending.

They've protected Lesnar for THREE YEARS, and gave him the TURBO RUB by breaking the streak. That rub... goes to the Undertaker... with a clusterfuck finish?

How does anyone decide that's a good idea?

[road doggy dogg]

Like, I would be okay with Undertaker winning clean, I guess. But this was just stupid

[owenbrown]

oh man that is controversy

[Droford]

And lol taker was tapping

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Ending sucked but at least Lesnar didn't actually tap. Match was a lot better than I expected though.

[road doggy dogg]

oh shit let's see some Heyman

[#1-norm-fan]

Nice try going very un-PG to try to distract from it... But... the streak was used to put over a guy so he could split a feud with Taker. lol

[GD]

Taker tapped to Angle.

[owenbrown]

Heyman has every right to be pissed off right now

[Dark One]

At least I got this out of the match:

http://i.imgur.com/TZak6E8.gif

[Dark One]

Should have never fired Mark Yeaton.

[Droford]

Brock smash and get suspended again

[Maluco]

Taker tapping for the very first time though...

[KIRA]

Taker being quite heelish

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope that low blow spot wasn't what was rumored as WWE's plan to make Taker seem heel to the crowd. Crowd lost a lot of interest once the "screwjob" happened.

[Dark One]

Jesus. They should have closed with Jon Stewart costing John Cena the US Title.

[Droford]

Surprised Brock didn't murder the timekeeper

[Dark One]

Looking forward to #CancelWWENetwork trending agian.

[GD]

Taker tapping for the very first time though...

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[OssMan]

10:20

Up next is the main event, Brock Lesnar vs the Undertaker. This is a pretty big match, it is a rematch of Wrestlemania from two years ago. There are 40 minutes left in the show, which would be a long match, but Undertaker always takes like 20 minutes to make his fucking entrance.

Brock Lesnar’s music hits and he comes out with Paul Heyman, hops around on the ramp and HIS FUCKING PYRO DOESN’T GO OFF. What the fuck is this. It’s mother fucking Summer Slam, THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER and they fuck up the pyro, or maybe it was even intentional. He hops on the ring and the pyro comes out of the turnbuckles, at least they did that.

Now the Undertaker is coming out and walking through all the fog and shit. There’s fire coming out of the ramp

Nice, undertaker gets in the ring and the BEAST Brock Lesnar starts pummeling him before he even gets to take off his hat and cloak. Undertaker is wearing eyeliner tonight.

Finally they’re both “poised” in the ring and referee Charles Robinson rings the bell. Brock Lesnar does that MMA thing where he does mounted punches. Undertaker gets up and goes for that Old School move where he walks on the rope, but Brock Lesnar picks up Undertaker for an F5. Undertaker gets out, goes for the chokeslam on Brock Lesnar, but Brock Lesnar gets out of the choke. He does a belly-to-belly suplex and a German suplex on the Undertaker and then yells his catchphrase, “Suplex City, bitch.” Lesnar has been hit above the eye though and is bleeding, and he is doing that thing where he is “woozy” and staggering around and stuff. They are outside the ring and Undertaker just bumps Brock Lesnar with his BUTT, then Lesnar F5’s the Undertaker through the French announcer’s table and it collapses. JBL tells us to “watch Undertaker’s ribs.” Pretty big “spot.”

Undertaker slowly makes his way back into the ring, he grabs Brock Lesnar by the neck and gives him the CHOKE SLAM FROM HELL. Lesnar staggers around like Glass Joe in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. Undertaker grabs him and gives him a Tombstone Piledriver and goes for the cover, But Brock Lesnar kicks out because it’s only 10:30, and Summer Slam is 4 hours long, not 3 and a half hours long.

Brock Lesnar sits up a la the Undertaker, and he laughs. Then Undertaker does the same thing. They both look at each other and share a fleeting moment of comradery as they find humor in shared experience. They go for a hug but end up punching each other. Undertaker gives Brock Lesnar the Last Ride, but the BEAST Brock Lesnar kicks out.

Brock Lesnar cleans off his face and F5’s the Undertaker. Undertaker kicks out. The fans trade chants of “Undertaker” and “Suplex City.” Another F5, another kick out. Brock Lesnar has Undertaker in the Kimora lock and the bell just rings. The ref is pissed, holy shit. Way to go ref. I guess Brock Lesnar won. But then Undertaker hits a low blow when Brock Lesnar wasn’t looking, and I guess the ref wants the match to go on, so it is, even though the bell always signifies the end of a match no matter what. LOL the Undertaker just chokes him out, and as his parting gesture, Brock Lesnar just holds up his middle finger and passes out. Undertaker wins. ROFL

Winner: Undertaker
Rating: B. Plus points for Blonde Referee being a badass and Lesnar middle finger. Minus points for disregarding the rules and the match ending 20 minutes before 11:00.

Oh shit it’s not over though. The replay shows that Undertaker tapped out. Undertaker walks out to his music, but Paul Heyman is going over to the bell and ringing it. He is pissed. He declares Brock Lesnar the winner. The stadium plays Brock Lesnar’s music, lol. That’s the end of the show.

Overall thoughts: I’m pissed because I wanted to waste 5 hours of my life watching this PPV, and it only took 4 hours 45 minutes. Didn’t enjoy the show that much but enjoyed writing to all of you who will never read this.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>seriously that ending accomplished absolutely nothing</font>

[Poit]

So, out of ten matches - one ends in double countout, one ends with interference after a ref bump, and one ends with a missed submission and a low blow.

70% ain't bad... right? :-\

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>even the rumored Kane interference to help Taker win would have been better than that. And that's saying something.</font>

I think it was better than Lesnar getting pinned or submitted via interference. It was... creative at least. But still. What a waste. Taker's streak was used as the first in a "series of 3". My God. Why not do THAT in the WrestleMania match and have the rubber match be at next year's WrestleMania? lol

[Maluco]

My first reaction was that it was awful, but can see what they are doing now. Brock now adds making taker tap to his list of firsts and there is a big question mark over the loss. The passout was not ideal but he had clearly won the match and only released the hold because the bell was rung. He is the real winner and Taker looks like he went toe to toe.

Not bad tbh.

[KIRA]

Taker tapped to Angle.

That was Bikertaker completely different guy like the Supermen that showed up after Superman got "killed" by Doomsday

[Maluco]

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Forgot about this lol, carry on!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tune in to Raw to see this controversy resolved between two men who won't be on TV for several weeks after tomorrow night!</font>

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Worst finish since Super Bowl XXXV. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a></p>&mdash; Pissed Coughlin (@PissedCoughlin) <a href="https://twitter.com/PissedCoughlin/status/635644319622238209">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

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[road doggy dogg]

Overall, PPV was "okay"... didn't have the feeling or mystique of being the 2nd biggest show of the year or w/e

some good matches though but nothing I would've regretted missing

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Undertaker's new finisher &amp; character explained. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="http://t.co/hSpJnUNvUt">pic.twitter.com/hSpJnUNvUt</a></p>&mdash; Arune Singh (@arune) <a href="https://twitter.com/arune/status/635644075673161732">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Looking forward to #CancelWWENetwork trending agian.

That'd be hard people like Taker and Lesnar they HATED Roman and adored DB

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good piece of business in Lesnar-Taker <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a>. Compelling conclusion</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/635643824950243328">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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God damn it JR.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Anyway, time to pick up where I left off in trying to watch through Nitros and dealing with it freezing every few minutes because the WWE Network barely dedicates any bandwidth to anything other than the live stream or NXT</font>

[Maluco]

Overall, PPV was "okay"... didn't have the feeling or mystique of being the 2nd biggest show of the year or w/e

some good matches though but nothing I would've regretted missing

Even New Day's title win celebration!??

[road doggy dogg]

Even New Day's title win celebration!??

damn, no, you're right

New Day was def the highlight of the evening

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well at least the show that was too big for 'Mania was every bit as mediocre as it was expected to be...:y::y:

GREAT JOB convincing new subscribers to keep them beyond next Monday, WWE. :roll:

[Dark One]

I think I'd be more okay with the ending without the bell ring.

If Lesnar felt him tap and get up and celebrated and we still got to the same ending with the referee waving him off, etc. it wouldn't seem as stupid. I'd still think it was a bad ending, but it would seem slightly less awful.

At least we had Takeover.

Now I'm going to go play Dying Light with GIF Girl.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So, out of ten matches - one ends in double countout, one ends with interference after a ref bump, and one ends with a missed submission and a low blow.

70% ain't bad... right? :-\

C- is pretty terrible for the second most important show of the year.

[Shadrick]

I think I'd be more okay with the ending without the bell ring.

If Lesnar felt him tap and get up and celebrated and we still got to the same ending with the referee waving him off, etc. it wouldn't seem as stupid. I'd still think it was a bad ending, but it would seem slightly less awful.

At least we had Takeover.

Now I'm going to go play Dying Light with GIF Girl.

X1?

[Lock Jaw]

At least Brock didn't lose clean. They can still use the first guy to beat Brock cleanly as a huge rub to an up and comer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Overall, PPV was "okay"... didn't have the feeling or mystique of being the 2nd biggest show of the year or w/e

some good matches though but nothing I would've regretted missing

Yeah PPV was good but didn't feel like it needed the Mania treatment with being 4 hours long.

WWE really needs to get rid of their bad habit of souring main events matches that are great or even better than expected with anti-climatic finishes. The crowd got really deflated once the "screwjob"-like moment happened.

[road doggy dogg]

I think I'd be more okay with the ending without the bell ring.

If Lesnar felt him tap and get up and celebrated and we still got to the same ending with the referee waving him off, etc. it wouldn't seem as stupid. I'd still think it was a bad ending, but it would seem slightly less awful.

At least we had Takeover.

Now I'm going to go play Dying Light with GIF Girl.

I agree. If it went like that I'd be much more open to it. But placing the result of the biggest match of the year on the timekeeper? Shit's week.

Unless tomorrow on Raw they reveal the timekeeper was actually THE DEMON KANE, which will make this 242024867x better/hilarious

[Juan]

I liked it :y:

[road doggy dogg]

At least I got this out of the match:

http://i.imgur.com/TZak6E8.gif

love this so much sdlgjhsdlgjh;kahds

[KIRA]

damn, no, you're right

New Day was def the highlight of the evening

In an interview they said Vince is upset they didn't get over as faces like he wanted can he not see how fucking amazing they are as heels?

[OssMan]

Slickytrickdamon expressing his anger at summerslam onto my rep sheet:

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation"><tr><td class="alt2">http://tpwwforums.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" width="50%"> *** Totes OFFICIAL... (http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4691973#post4691973) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">08-23-2015 10:53 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> DAMN iNATOR (http://tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=6835) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">I read it...think there was some match you didn't assign a "grade" to...but who the hell cares? :love:</td> </tr><tr> <td class="alt2">http://tpwwforums.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" width="50%"> *** Totes OFFICIAL... (http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4691848#post4691848) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">08-23-2015 10:18 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> SlickyTrickyDamon (http://tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14383) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">owens did you twat</td> </tr><tr> <td class="alt2">http://tpwwforums.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" width="50%"> *** Totes OFFICIAL... (http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4691813#post4691813) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">08-23-2015 10:14 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> SlickyTrickyDamon (http://tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14383) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">nxt</td> </tr><tr> <td class="alt2">http://tpwwforums.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" width="50%"> *** Totes OFFICIAL... (http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4691301#post4691301) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">08-23-2015 10:00 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> DAMN iNATOR (http://tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=6835) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">Comic Sans MS is AWESOME</td></tr></tbody></table>

[#1-norm-fan]

lolSTD

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback is currently the most over champion in WWE.

So we got that out of it.

Also Taker's retard laugh.

[Sepholio]

I......don't even know what to say.

[Frank Drebin]

So bad.....

[Frank Drebin]

Here we are....back in wrestling purgatory where nothing new and interesting is happening....just controversial finishes to protect everyone and spinning wheels.

[#1-norm-fan]

This match was "too big for WrestleMania". The rematch where we'll actually get a real finish will happen at WrestleMania.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When every Champ in the company is Heel, but they know they're more over than the Faces

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="http://t.co/rjBnS91fVs">pic.twitter.com/rjBnS91fVs</a></p>&mdash; The New Age Insiders (@NewAgeInsiders) <a href="https://twitter.com/NewAgeInsiders/status/635650055031103488">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>As a self-admitted Sting mark the one thing I like about Lesnar/Taker III at WM32 is that Taker/Sting probably won't happen. That might have been the "dream match" for years but once Sting did the job in his only WWE match I didn't really want to see him end up 0-2 in his WWE career. Plus both guys are old as fuck anyway.

Of course, I'm struggling to think of a match he can be in at WM 32 where it actually makes any sense for him to win so it's probably moot.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

I liked it more with the bell then if Brock Lesnar would have broken the hold without any bell.

[Frank Drebin]

Have Sting go over Fandango at WM.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>Of course, I'm struggling to think of a match he can be in at WM 32 where it actually makes any sense for him to win so it's probably moot.</font>

It would have to be a guy who doesn't have momentum to be ruined and could actually benefit from just being in the ring with Sting even in a losing effort.

Of course they can't just be a flat out jobber.

I don't know. If Stardust doesn't take steps up from where he is now, he might be a decent candidate. A loss to Sting and then a face turn where he's mentored by him could work.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/Ajpuq4R.png

Did Amell get that bruise from the match or prior. Only paid attention to it at the end of the match.

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe I need to sleep on it, but almost everything sucked. Someone tell Drebin it will all be ok.

[Frank Drebin]

I see a slight rope burn and a bunch of face paint from Stardust. Maybe a bruise on a his shoulder, but that could be paint too. Nice job tonight though.

[Evil Vito]

It would have to be a guy who doesn't have momentum to be ruined and could actually benefit from just being in the ring with Sting even in a losing effort.

Of course they can't just be a flat out jobber.

I don't know. If Stardust doesn't take steps up from where he is now, he might be a decent candidate. A loss to Sting and then a face turn where he's mentored by him could work.

<font color=goldenrod>That...actually sounds super intriguing :y:

There was a rumor going around that they'd bring Sting in to do a Reigns, Ambrose, and Sting match vs. The Wyatts once Rowan is back. Stardust interaction seems way more interesting.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Have Sting go over Fandango at WM.

I will kill you.

[Frank Drebin]

If you do, can you please go back in time and do it before I watched SummerSlam? I will die much happier.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>That...actually sounds super intriguing :y:

There was a rumor going around that they'd bring Sting in to do a Reigns, Ambrose, and Sting match vs. The Wyatts once Rowan is back. Stardust interaction seems way more interesting.</font>

A tag match could also work. I don't think anyone's gonna be too upset if his "feel good WWE moment" comes in a tag match and it wouldn't hurt the guy(s) he beats too bad. But if they go singles, there's a very specific group of guys that would work. Could do wonders for Stardust in theory. Cody's brilliant and Sting beating him by a hair and then joining him in a "We all go a little crazy sometimes. Let me tell you about the time all my friends turned on me and thought I joined the NWO..." mentor situation would be cool.

[Shadrick]

Reigns turns tonight.

Dude I was so spot on :y:

[Shadrick]

I will kill you.

I'll kill him first.

[Damian Rey]

What a blah show. Especially after what was an amazing NXT special that was far and away better than Summer Slam.

The main event was actually great, a lot better than anything I'd expected. Except for that shitty finish. Taker tapping out to lose would've been so much more interesting for his character at this point in his career and would've further cemented Brock as the fucking man.

Instead, we get this "controversial" bs finish by submission, even though I don't recall Brock submitting, and now they've wasted beating to streak to trade a win back to the Undertaker. Seems like a waste.

Who was it saying that Summer Slam wasn't going to be automatically lesser than NXT? Far and away it was the inferior show. What sayeth you now?

[Frank Drebin]

Who was it saying that Summer Slam wasn't going to be automatically lesser than NXT? Far and away it was the inferior show. What sayeth you now?


For all their booking problems, the main shows rarely disappint for match quality and a 4 hour Summerslam will make sure to have quality matches on it. They can't overdo duff finishes on the 2nd biggest show of the year...

I like this Mulaco fella, but he was wrong.

[#1-norm-fan]

Didn't even read the results for what I missed in the first half until now. So Bray Wyatt got ass raped? Well that's cool. He'll just cut an ominous promo tomorrow night and we'll all pretend he's still a remote threat, right?

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When every Champ in the company is Heel, but they know they're more over than the Faces

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="http://t.co/rjBnS91fVs">pic.twitter.com/rjBnS91fVs</a></p>&mdash; The New Age Insiders (@NewAgeInsiders) <a href="https://twitter.com/NewAgeInsiders/status/635650055031103488">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Everyone who won a title tonight (and Bayley at Takeover) were all wearing Gold and White. Or was it Blue and White.

[Damian Rey]

By a fucking mile. Summer Slam was the B show this weekend.

The divas match tonight was also a fucking joke. In no way was it any more identifiable than the other diva matches they've been putting on the past decade or so. So much for a revolution.

[Corndad]

Also Big E Dancing. For Days.

[Damian Rey]

I also wonder what the feeling is backstage right now. Only an idiot would willingly believe NXT didn't steal the weekend and essentially out sports entertain the big league club.

I'm curious if anyone, more importantly Vince, took notice that of two sold out shows this weekend, the one billed as the future was far better than the main show in a not very close race.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Didn't even read the results for what I missed in the first half until now. So Bray Wyatt got ass raped? Well that's cool. He'll just cut an ominous promo tomorrow night and we'll all pretend he's still a remote threat, right?

Yup. And pretend we're all at a relaxing mellow concert during his entrance.

[johnsmagic]

whose next in line for a WWE world title shot now.. Cena will get his rematch and lose and then who ?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jon Stewart turning heel is pretty cool on paper. Didn't see the show. I hope Rollins makes him the honorary US Champion or something. Bring back David Arquette for a US Title at Night of Champions.

No, I am not serious.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm curious to see what they do for Night of Champions, actually. My guess is that Brock is going to be pissed off, so he sits at home for a while.

[Seth82]

amazing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No, i'm not your son. When I was 17 you told me that I'd never make it because I'm black <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GetOffMe?src=hash">#GetOffMe</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SubtweetinAss?src=hash">#SubtweetinAss</a> <a href="https://t.co/2c9CFoO5uG">https://t.co/2c9CFoO5uG</a></p>&mdash; Xavier Woods (@XavierWoodsPhD) <a href="https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/635683149855498240">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

http://i.wwe9.com/f/reign/image/2015/08/SS15_Photo_235titlehistory.jpg

The superstars section on WWE.com doesn't show Seth Rollins as the United States Champion. I do not think that the title was absorbed in to the WWE World Heavyweight title like when (then reigning World Heavyweight Champion) Triple H defeated (then Intercontinental Champion) Kane.

If they intend to continue with the championship, I sincerely hope that Rollins does not relinquish it so that a new champion can be crowned at "Night of Champions".

[Emperor Smeat]

According to people at the event, Undertaker started to collapse after his match against Lesnar. Was walking to the back, got woozy, and had to crawl a bit to reach the backstage curtain.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The story after <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> may be the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Undertaker?src=hash">#Undertaker</a>'s health. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Taker?src=hash">#Taker</a> collapsed after <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Lesnar?src=hash">#Lesnar</a> match. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestling?src=hash">#Wrestling</a> <a href="http://t.co/7Sp6P1Swt3">pic.twitter.com/7Sp6P1Swt3</a></p>&mdash; The チャド (@ThaChadwick) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThaChadwick/status/635675013446635521">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

Cena-Stewart feud with Rollins playing the Miz "I don't belong here" role. After that... WWE calls it quits. They've run through everything already. WrestleMania is 4 hours of Fandango dancing. PPV buys are through the roof. All wrestling ceases to be and all that is left is Fandango. You understand? Fandango is all that is left.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Geez, it might be time to call it quits for Taker.

[Mr. Nerfect]

US Championship: Jon Stewart (c) vs. Stephen Amell

[Mr. Nerfect]

How does Heyman react to the screwy SummerSlam finish. With RAW being Vince McMahon's 70th birthday, it'd be a good opportunity to have Heyman confront Vince McMahon and talk about some changes that need to happen...

[Mr. Nerfect]

It'd be a good way to get the edge off The Authority storyline too. Heyman can hit up Vince for some control, or else he and Brock will walk. Vince gives him a 60-day trial as the WWE's General Manager.

[el bobbo]

Cena-Stewart feud with Rollins playing the Miz "I don't belong here" role. After that... WWE calls it quits. They've run through everything already. WrestleMania is 4 hours of Fandango dancing. PPV buys are through the roof. All wrestling ceases to be and all that is left is Fandango. You understand? Fandango is all that is left.

I'm fine with this.

[dronepool]

http://i62.tinypic.com/i2ni9s.jpg

[Dark One]

X1?

That is correct, sir.

[NormanSmiley]

<font color=goldenrod>Tune in to Raw to see this controversy resolved between two men who won't be on TV for several weeks after tomorrow night!</font>



Standing ovation for vito. And let's not forget to tune into the daily show to hear jon stewart tell you why he did what he did,oops we forgot he is retired with no platform to get more attention on our product.

[Heyman]

Heyman's thoughts about the Summerslam PPV (watching in the theater).

1) There was an amazingly hot Asian MILF sitting beside me and she brought her 3-4 year old son to watch. I literally wanted to eat her vagina while simultaneously stroking my cock. Almost went to the bathroom during the women's match to go jerk off and lick my own semen with her in mind.


2) People on here seem to be disappointed by the PPV as a whole, but the nearly sold out theater that I went to greatly enjoyed the event. Some gave it a standing ovation in the end.


3) Many people on here are disappointed by the Lesnar/Taker finish, but I think it was the perfect finish for a few reasons: A) You can't have 50 year old Taker going cleanly over Brock as it would ruin his credibility. B) On the flip side, the WWE needed to pay respect to Taker's legacy and Wrestling career and so Lesnar squashing Taker again wouldn't have been good for business. C) This non-conclusive match sets-up Lesnar/Taker at Mania in front of Taker's home crowd in what will likely be Taker's swan song (with Lesnar ending Taker's career, and making Taker go 22-2).


4) New Day is way the fuck over. I didn't realize how over they were since I barely watch wrestling these days, but these guys are great. The fans in attendance and in the theater really loved these guys as did I.


5) After watching Cesaro tonight, my opinion of him has changed. While I love Cesaro, I don't think he presently has that "it" factor needed to be THE guy. I am now in agreement with posters Noid and The CyNick on this.


6) The Wyatt's are still 'over', but the WWE needs to do something significant with Bray this year otherwise the WWE risks not capitalizing on his potential star power.


7) Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Dean Ambrose really impressed me tonight. Miz wasn't too bad either. Randy Orton looked disinterested in his match, while Big Show also looked like he was going through the motions.


8) I think Kevin Owens has an outside shot of being "the face" of the company if he leans out significantly.


9) Roman Reigns is unfairly getting crapped on by the fans. I think he's much better than people give credit.


10) Was very impressed with Rollins/Cena.

[Shadrick]

That is correct, sir.

omgz letz playyyy

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chilling in my Skybox making it rain. <a href="https://twitter.com/rainmaker_chaos">@rainmaker_chaos</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="http://t.co/Ocb8tuaowV">pic.twitter.com/Ocb8tuaowV</a></p>&mdash; Samoa Joe (@SamoaJoe) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/635629114171486208">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Sixx]

http://i62.tinypic.com/i2ni9s.jpg

Taker starting to look like a crazy Rip Torn.

[NormanSmiley]

so basically heyman wants to stroke his dick around kids, we should watch his opinions of sports entertainment a little more closely....jesus christ dude. the fuck


and all your points about SS were shit

[DAMN iNATOR]

'Taker looks like he's on some roller coaster at like a Six Flags or some shit. Brock looks like he got stoned out of his mind backstage before the match.

[Heyman]

so basically heyman wants to stroke his dick around kids, we should watch his opinions of sports entertainment a little more closely....jesus christ dude. the fuck


and all your points about SS were shit



No.


In the hypothetical scenario where I was able to lick the Asian MILF's vagina while jerking myself off, I would greatly prefer it if the kids left the theater as to not witness what was going on.


As far as Summerslam goes, which parts do you disagree with? You don't see the value of the Lesnar/Taker controversial finish? You disagree with my comments on Orton and Show being lackluster? You disagree with my assertion that New Day, Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Miz looked pretty good? You disagree with my thoughts on Reigns being underrated, and Ambrose being terrific?


Sounds to me like you're upset because I believe your nemesis, #1wwf-fan, is a much better poster than you are.

[Shadrick]

No.


In the hypothetical scenario where I was able to lick the Asian MILF's vagina while jerking myself off, I would greatly prefer it if the kids left the theater as to not witness what was going on.


As far as Summerslam goes, which parts do you disagree with? You don't see the value of the Lesnar/Taker controversial finish? You disagree with my comments on Orton and Show being lackluster? You disagree with my assertion that New Day, Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Miz looked pretty good? You disagree with my thoughts on Reigns being underrated, and Ambrose being terrific?


Sounds to me like you're upset because I believe your nemesis, #1wwf-fan, is a much better poster than you are.

http://cdn.niketalk.com/1/13/350x700px-LL-1361a7a1_gladje4ch71.gif

[Heyman]

NormalSmiley "most likely" fantasizes about smelling Ryback's underwear directly after Ryback finishes wrestling matches, lollll.


(by the way, I have actual proof that this might be true).

[owenbrown]

https://www.facebook.com/WWEMEMES/photos/a.302145029914894.1073741825.134953639967368/757627647699961/?type=1

:lol:

[road doggy dogg]

So is it going to be revealed that like Sting was the mystery timekeeper that rang the bell early or something?

[Blue Demon]

Not a terrible show, but not great either. I found the screwy ending of Taker-Lesner took away from the match, but I get why they did it....I wish they could've found a better way to have done it (maybe kinda like Hogan-Andre?) I'd say this was a B to B+ inda show.

[Heisenberg]

New Day saved this PPV from totally tanking. What a waste of time

[Big Vic]

If they didn't want to have a finish to Taker/Lesnar why just not book the storyline? Why do they keep stalling on Lesnar? This guy breaks the streak and then destroys Cena decisively.... Why are they making these decisions?

I am also wondering what they are doing with Cesaro... Weren't they just building him up? The 50/50ness of midcard hell is terrible.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That was the first main roster WWE I watched since the Raw after Mania. Couple of good matches but that in no way made me want to start watching again. Goddamn.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNJC9CbWEAEgNfF.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNJC9DAWgAAmXFE.png

[road doggy dogg]

too many brocks

too maaaaaaaaaaany brocks