WRESTLEMANIA 32 TPWW *OFFICIAL* Thread

[Volare]

HELL THE FUCK YEAH!!! Way to go Baron!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Main event interference.

"Anyone but you, Roman."

Seriously thinking Rock is gonna turn on Roman. But Wyatt interference is possible as well. Though that would still make for an "empty" finish to the night.

[Evil Vito]

Well then. Nobody gets the 300 point bonus in Tipsters.

[poopfromweiner dude]

KANE WINS OR I QUIT

RAMEN REIGNS IS GOING TO CLOSE OUT WRESTLEMANIA

DANIEL BRYANT? CM PUNK?

[Droford]

Baron Corbin wins..

Pretty awesome

[The Destroyer]

Corbin wins or we riot.

[The Destroyer]

Well, that partially salvages things.

[Maluco]

This is shit, wrap it up lol

[Crimson]

I like it why not

[poopfromweiner dude]

Like 3 minutes behind somehow fuck this thread

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Corbin??

[GD]

Fuck Baron Corbin!

[Outsider]

Well that is good news. Can see the WWE being big on this guy.

Because he's tall.

[road doggy dogg]

wow! nice!

[Maluco]

Like Corbin though from what little I have seen of him

[Volare]

So who's ready to riot on the interwebs!111!1!1!!!!

[The Destroyer]

Well that is good news. Can see the WWE being big on this guy.

Because he's tall.
His rapidly receding hairline is playing havoc with his image though.

[road doggy dogg]

Took until 10:30 but they finally got a match result right! #disillusioned

[VSG]

Yeah Corbin!

[DAMN iNATOR]

So I'm guessing 'Taker retires next year @ WM 33 with a 23-2 record, then?

IDGAF what anyone else says, 'Taker going over was absolutely the right call. Also, stoked my boy Ryder is the new IC Champion...hope he gets longer than the ~1 month reign he had with the United States Championship from Dec. 2011-Jan. 2012.

Also, seems kinda stupid to not have Styles defeat Jericho. But yet Fandango, around 3 years ago, dressed like a bag of J.R.'s favorite candies, Skittles, beat him? Get the fuck outta here.

[Volare]

Fuck Orlando....beat Minnesota for hosting.

[poopfromweiner dude]

PATRICK CORBINS WINS THE ANDRE3000 BATTLE MEMORIAL

[Droford]

Orlando seems like a letdown

[VSG]

Orlando again so soon? Was this announced earlier?

[Emperor Smeat]

Corbin winning was a nice surprise.

[Volare]

So is this a match entrance or piss break.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Hope Baron Corbin has a cool gimmick and isn't just BIG NXT guy with tattoos

Needs a getup and ridiculous schtick

[Poit]

The fuck is this shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

Orlando again so soon? Was this announced earlier?

About a couple weeks ago and something their mayor leaked out early before it was announced.

[Poit]

Hope Baron Corbin has a cool gimmick and isn't just BIG NXT guy with tattoos

Needs a getup and ridiculous schtick

His gimmick is that he hates indie wrestlers.

[road doggy dogg]

this seems like dumb filler

time to prepare lunch for tomorrow

[Droford]

Cowboys cheerleaders vs Nitro Girls

[KIRA]

Does the crowd have enough left in them to boo the Roman Empire?

[DAMN iNATOR]

So for anyone watching, random question here, but did DDP still have that shitty entrance theme from 2002?

[Outsider]

Are we meant to be finishing at 4am?

[road doggy dogg]

Flo Rida tying into this somehow probs, good time for piss break etc

[Droford]

Chynas gun lol

Or not

[road doggy dogg]

'ell yeah Rock

[Volare]

Flaming Rock joke anyone??

[The Destroyer]

Are we meant to be finishing at 4am?
They'd warned PPV providers it'd be a 15-20 min overrun.

Can see it being more than that.

[#1-norm-fan]

"You motherfuckers will cheer when Reigns wins or I will shoot every last one of you with this giant gun."

[Triple A]

Thought that was a t-shirt cannon

[rob11]

So for anyone watching, random question here, but did DDP still have that shitty entrance theme from 2002?
Same one from SYM.

[Exyle]

lol

Here's some cheerleaders!

And now the Rock with a flamethrower!

[Crimson]

What's the point of this flaming gun

[poopfromweiner dude]

hell yeah stream just caught up to the rock...it was on some gay cowboys cheerleaders

[road doggy dogg]

Why does The Rock have a flamethrower? lol this makes no sense

[KIRA]

That is one big strapping gal the Dallas cheerleaders got

[Emperor Smeat]

Why does the Rock have a flame thrower?

[rob11]

"You motherfuckers will cheer when Reigns wins or I will shoot every last one of you with this giant gun."
Haha, was thinking the same thing.

[Outsider]

They'd warned PPV providers it'd be a 15-20 min overrun.

Can see it being more than that.

The Rock's segements are never brief either, nor are Triple H's entrances.

Maybe they don't want to give the crowd too much time to shit on the main event.

[Droford]

Cena should come out..3rd time in a lifevtime right now

Have that instead of HHH vs Reigns

[poopfromweiner dude]

hope he cuts an electrifying promo on this crowd #the rock

[#1-norm-fan]

It's... it's a flame thrower.

[road doggy dogg]

Has The Rock been reduced to a simply hype man? Cheerleaders and THE ROCK WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!!!!

feels like a stereotype 'merica type moment

[Triple A]

Would be funny if he didn't say anything and only shot out a bunch of flames then left

[Exyle]

Someone call that guy's mum

[VSG]

I really want him to pose and leave immediately after without saying a word.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh yeah. Cena needs to come out still. Forgot. Confrontation coming up.

Then the Wyatts come out and get disposed of by Rock and Cena and Michael Cole and/or JBL exclaims that this is A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT.

[KIRA]

They gonna try to do the whole Reigns getting cheers by proxy thing again?

[The Destroyer]

So Cena has to appear here, right?

[Crimson]

Think about this. Would the only way Reigns gets cheered is if he squashes Triple H in under 2 minutes? Like the Warrior did

[DAMN iNATOR]

Same one from SYM.

Sorry, I have no idea what SUM is short for..

[rob11]

Sorry, I have no idea what SUM is short for..
SYM(edited)
Shut Your Mouth
PS2 Game?

[The Destroyer]

The Rock seems... off.

[#1-norm-fan]

Think about this. Would the only way Reigns gets cheered is if he squashes Triple H in under 2 minutes? Like the Warrior did

... That would actually be kind of amazing.

[Crimson]

All thanks to the great Jerry Jones

[poopfromweiner dude]

Is that it? He's only gunna shoot flames and announce the attendance?

[The Destroyer]

Well, that was an effective use of a segment.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh yeah. Cena needs to come out still. Forgot. Confrontation coming up.

Then the Wyatts come out and get disposed of by Rock and Cena and Michael Cole and/or JBL exclaims that this is A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT.

Cena v. Rock III announced for WM 33 and gets billed as"OK, FINE...3× IN A LIFETIME, BUT AFTER THAT, THAT'S IT, GUYS. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE LOVE WHOEVER WE DECIDE TO FORCE DOWN YOUR THROATS IN NEXT YEAR'S WM MAIN EVENT! :("

[road doggy dogg]

The Rock seems... off.

I agree... seems strange

[Volare]

Who wanted the Wyatts!

[Droford]

Roman Reigns is the new Hulk Hogan

101000 screaming roman empirates came to see me Spear HHH

[Exyle]

Haha, 15 minute segment for something Cole could have announced in 15 seconds.

[rob11]

Holy shit. Finally, Wyatts!

[#1-norm-fan]

The Rock seems... off.

Everything seems off right now.

[poopfromweiner dude]

No major "set piece" entrances right? Last year had sweet entrances

[Volare]

Fucking beautiful

[#1-norm-fan]

Yessssssssssss

[Outsider]

Here come the Wyatts.

Please dont let this be just the Rock squashing them.

Although now Luke Harper is out my ability to care is lowered.

[James Steele]

Triple H squashes Roman like he did Maven on Sunday Night Heat in 2002.

[road doggy dogg]

OH THANK GOD, THE WYATTS ARE ALIVE

[DAMN iNATOR]

SYM(edited)
Shut Your Mouth
PS2 Game?

Oh, misread that as "SUM" instead of "SYM". My mistake.

[GD]

Poor Luke Harper :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Push this motherfucker to the moon, Goddammit.

[Crimson]

Who made more money tonight, Vince Mcmahon or Jerry Jones

[The Destroyer]

No major "set piece" entrances right? Last year had sweet entrances
Well the New Day came out of a cereal box, if that counts.

Triple H will probably get one.

[Exyle]

Sick mask on Rowan

[Triple A]

No major "set piece" entrances right? Last year had sweet entrances

New Day came out of a giant box of cereal... I think that's it but I don't remember

[Poit]

Erick Rowan has a Wrestlemania mask.

[Crimson]

Bray dressed like Leatherface

[The Destroyer]

This is totally a Cena setup.

[poopfromweiner dude]

I bet narc has semen on his chin rn grinning @ the wyatt family

[Emperor Smeat]

Best thing about the Wyatts is their entrance.

[Volare]

We are going over the 10pm mark aren't we.

[Triple A]

Audio completely stopped working for like 30 seconds as soon as Bray Wyatt started talking

[DAMN iNATOR]

Who made more money tonight, Vince Mcmahon or Jerry Jones

I'm assuming a low buyrate, so I'd guess the latter.

[Droford]

Bray Wyatt 0-3?

[KIRA]

love that butchers smock

[Evil Vito]

Nearly 11 PM and the main event hasn't even started yet. Holy hell.

[Outsider]

Goddamit Bray is good on the mic. Just genuinely nails the character he is meant to be.

[poopfromweiner dude]

rocks skin looks yellow

[road doggy dogg]

Best thing about the Wyatts is their entrance.

Was it WM30 when they had the live band? That was one of my all-time fav entrances of anyone ever.

[Volare]

Bong joke rofl!!

[Triple A]

Hope The Rock makes fun of Bray Wyatt's hat or something 2 make him look like a clown to break up his "serious" ass dialogue

[DAMN iNATOR]

Audio completely stopped working for like 30 seconds as soon as Bray Wyatt started talking


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[Maluco]

At least Wyatt's get to be embarrassed on the biggest stage lol

[poopfromweiner dude]

sweet ass rock laying the smackdown on these candy ass bitchy wyatts

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rock

[road doggy dogg]

lol the breastfeeding line was good

[KIRA]

Goddamit Bray is good on the mic. Just genuinely nails the character he is meant to be.

If only he could sync up his menacing presence and mic work with in-ring victory.

[Evil Vito]

This is the final nail in the coffin of the Wyatt Family.

[Droford]

Hot pockets

[road doggy dogg]

Rock is basically begging them to put Wyatt over

[Volare]

Are you fucking kidding me right now??

[Evil Vito]

Nooooo I can no longer say that I watched The Rock's last ever match in person :(

[Droford]

Bray Wyatt 0-3 at Wrestlemania

[Crimson]

A match? Better not be a squash

[Droford]

Nooooo I can no longer say that I watched The Rock's last ever match in person :(

My thought as well

[GD]

Wooooooooiiw

[Triple A]

tear-away pants

[GD]

An impromptu motherfuckig match

[Outsider]

Now this is unexpected.

But Erik Rowan? Seriously?

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, what!? lol

[The Destroyer]

I thought he wasn't allowed to wrestle for insurance reasons. Guess not?

[Droford]

Lol serious

[Crimson]

Seriously Bray winning would be awesome for him. Do ittttt

[road doggy dogg]

This is unexpectedly awesome!

plz don't be a squash

[poopfromweiner dude]

LMAO THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE ROCK

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL IT'S AGAINST ROWAN!

[Outsider]

Oh FFS.

[The Destroyer]

Well, there goes Rowan's credibility. If he had any left.

[Crimson]

Wait that's it???

[GD]

Fudge that

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Unbelievable.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at that match

[Poit]

lol... so glad I didn't pick Rowan in Survivor.

[KIRA]

lol god

[road doggy dogg]

welp.

[Poit]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[Droford]

Somebody call Teddy Long

Tag Match playas

[Maluco]

Honestly, segment made Wyatt's look daft. Good fun and all but it's murder to them. Impossible to take them seriously now, completely ridiculed.

[GD]

John Motherfucking Cena!

[poopfromweiner dude]

cenas lookin small @Inno

[road doggy dogg]

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRB

[The Destroyer]

Cena looks smaller.

[Crimson]

Damnit. A Bray win would've been great. Then have Cena make the save afterwards

[KIRA]

Wasn't he like months from recovery? Guess not

[Droford]

And the Wyatt Fsmily was never seen again

[poopfromweiner dude]

so glad wyatts are getting destroyed on the grandest stage

[Emperor Smeat]

This would have been a bigger surprise had Cena not shown up last night for the Hall or teased about being ready.

[road doggy dogg]

I think I would've preferred no Wyatts to this

[GD]

The burial of the Wyatt family.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Now can we just scrap the title match?

[GD]

Cena looks leaner.

[owenbrown]

Welp, The Wyatts get future endeavored tomorrow :(

[rob11]

This is disgusting. Burying your future for a "Wrestlemania Moment" turning them into The Social Outcasts 2.0.

[poopfromweiner dude]

HUSTLE

LOYALTY

#RESPECT

[owenbrown]

GODDAMMIT, VINCE YOU CROTCHETY OLD FART! :fu:

[KIRA]

Wyaatt family dies a death a WM :nono::nono:

[Droford]

Thats it everybody..goodnight!

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[Crimson]

Bray has the mic skills and wrestling ability, why does he get this treatment

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh yeah. Cena needs to come out still. Forgot. Confrontation coming up.

Then the Wyatts come out and get disposed of by Rock and Cena and Michael Cole and/or JBL exclaims that this is A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT.

I forgot to factor in a 6 second squash match.

[Outsider]

God fucking dammit WWE.

This is why you end up in injury crisis's with no solid main-eventers left. Because you constantly make any potential ones look fucking useless.

[road doggy dogg]

So like, if they want to have this WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT where they bury someone to put Rock and Cena over... why not use Tatanka or DDP or any of that "type" of guy for that spot? Don't ruin the Wyatts...

[Shisen Kopf]

Please go to the official complaints thread asap

[Maluco]

Honestly, they need to go in a different direction now. There will be hillbilly chants and hot pocket chants etc...

No mystique at all anymore, just look daft talking about nonsense.

[GD]

Give Cena a chance. He's ducking awesome.

[road doggy dogg]

WAIT DO WE STILL HAVE A FLO RIDA APPEARANCE TO SIT THROUGH??????


PLZ SAY NO PLZ PLZ PLZ

[#1-norm-fan]

That CyNick fuck will soon be here to explain how just being in the ring with Rock and Cena put The Wyatts over like gangbusters.

[The Destroyer]

How they send people home happy now I have no idea.

[Droford]

Be my man..lol

Still cracks me up

[rob11]

Well, safe to say this is falling short of last year unless the ending is insane.

[poopfromweiner dude]

the wyatts are lame and it was friggin sweet to see them get their candy asses served on a platter

[Droford]

How they send people home happy now I have no idea.

HHH wins!

[Volare]

HAIL TO THE KING!!

[Crimson]

That CyNick fuck will soon be here to explain how just being in the ring with Rock and Cena put The Wyatts over like gangbusters.

:lol:

[James Steele]

Triple H has to win. They boo'd Roman's graphic.

[Droford]

Cannot believe theyve managed to put out a 6+ hour PPV

[road doggy dogg]

they should just have Nakamura come out for no reason and beat both of them now

[Volare]

Triple H has to win. They boo'd Roman's graphic.

Should be interesting for the pops.

[poopfromweiner dude]

@James Steele you ready for the epic intro?

#hail to the king of kings

[James Steele]

Am I setting myself up for disappointment by talking myself into believing HHH is going to win?

[road doggy dogg]

At this point now I'm just waiting to hear how loud the boos are

[Triple A]

Honestly, they need to go in a different direction now. There will be hillbilly chants and hot pocket chants etc...

No mystique at all anymore, just look daft talking about nonsense.

They have looked like that since the first time I saw them,,,

[rob11]

WWE officials are furiously trying to mute the crowd mics and are telling the announcers to scream to drown out the crowd.

[The Destroyer]

What the fuck.

[James Steele]

Holy shit at this stuff...

[Outsider]

WTF are they?

[Volare]

Omg hot Steph.

[rob11]

Damn Steph!

[Maluco]

LMAO wtf

[The Destroyer]

Steph trying to get some last minute heel heat.

[James Steele]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[Fox]

WOW

[Crimson]

Mortal Kombattttttt

[Poit]

Minions, servants, soldiers of the cold dark! Obey the call...of <strike>Kel'Thuzad</strike> Stephanie McMahon!

[Maluco]

Haha what in the world is this??

[#1-norm-fan]

Dead serious, Reigns should just destroy HHH. Don't even make it seem close. They've been trying to get Reigns over with sympathy and it's retarded. Make him practically murder HHH and become a fucking beast.

[Droford]

WTF are they?

Vacant lol

[Fox]

Steph is intense

[Volare]

Greatest entrance ever!!

[rob11]

Steph, that won't be enough to get Roman over, sorry.

[Evil Vito]

Wish I was Triple H just so I could have sex with Stephanie McMahon

[poopfromweiner dude]

jesus

steph mcmahon so hot since like 2010

[road doggy dogg]

lol what the actual fuck?

when did Stephanie become a video game villain?

[James Steele]

HARDEST BONER OF MY LIFE RITE NOW

[owenbrown]

RIP James Steele... he died happy :lol:

[Outsider]

I can't help but think this is what Triple H's sexual fantasies must look like :wtf:

[road doggy dogg]

THERE IS NO STEPHANIE, ONLY ZUUL

[Mercenary]

Steph just went mega evil

[Evil Vito]

Can't wait to see Reigns destroy each and every one of those masked NXT wrestlers with ease.

[Fox]

That was a great entrance

[Emperor Smeat]

Way better entrance than last year's goofy Terminator one for Triple H.

[Mercenary]

Steph just went mega evil

[Fenix122]

Of course it gets to the main event and my connection starts to fuck up

[#1-norm-fan]

Wish I was Triple H just so I could have sex with Stephanie McMahon

That's what I got out of all that.

[Poit]

Steph just went mega evil

... went?

[owenbrown]

Roman going to bury all those people accompanying Triple H to the ring

[DAMN iNATOR]

Of course it gets to the main event and my connection starts to fuck up

Your connection may be pretty smart.

[James Steele]

Fuck Roman Reigns, Triple H has another 1year reign in him.

[The Destroyer]

So Triple H gets that. Here comes Roman's vanilla entrance.

[Volare]

Boooooooo

[KIRA]

Ok phenomenal entrance for The Game

[owenbrown]

Triple H is supposed to be the heel yet he is getting cheers

[Exyle]

Steph mirin hard

[The Destroyer]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Volare]

Are they trying to adjust the crowd volume??

[Evil Vito]

Wonder how many more fireworks they have to cover up the boos.

[Poit]

So Triple H gets that. Here comes Roman's vanilla entrance.

Sasha Banks had a special entrance and lost.

[James Steele]

FUCK YOU ROMAN

[rob11]

Are they trying to adjust the crowd volume??
Yes. Also, the announcers will be louder.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol and Reigns gets some fireworks.

[Crimson]

Why doesn't Roman get a great entrance? Holy shit at the outdoor fireworks

[KIRA]

LOL DIDNT EVEN START

[Outsider]

Need some sort of massive twist or surprise to save this Wrestlemania that I just can't see coming.

[rob11]

They won't be able to edit out the boo's until the dvd lol

[road doggy dogg]

lol the timing on that puch was just a bit off

[Droford]

Can't wait to see Reigns destroy each and every one of those masked NXT wrestlers with ease.

I bet two of them are Gallows and Anderson

[The Destroyer]

Need some sort of massive twist or surprise to save this Wrestlemania that I just can't see coming.
There isn't really one. Money In The Bank being off the table pretty much takes any unpredictable surprise match outcome out of it.

[Locke]

Back from the show

Just seeing that roman reigns is entering, thought this would be over

[Evil Vito]

Nothing short of a Shield reunion is getting Roman a positive reaction tonight.

[KIRA]

THIS SHOULD BE AMBROSE GODDAMNIT

[The Destroyer]

Nothing short of a Shield reunion is getting Roman a positive reaction tonight.
Hope someone is frantically taping up Seth's knee backstage.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the booing.

Big mistake having this match be last.

[road doggy dogg]

rofl @ that nerd in the red shirt politely clapping for Roman

[Locke]

Just got a "fatal error" from WWE Network

[#1-norm-fan]

Let's not draw this out, WWE. Like a band-aid. Roman squash, shut out the lights, get out of Dallas.

[Crimson]

Seth will interfere!

[James Steele]

THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, AND UNDISPUTED WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN...

THE KING OF KINGS...

THE GAME...

THE AUTHORITY...

THE GOD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING...

TRIIIIIIIIPLEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITCH!!!!!