Hell in a Cell with women!!!!!!!!!! (Hell in a Cell 2016 Discussion Thread)

[Savio]

feel tired

[Evil Vito]

Rather loud "boring" chants during Perkins/Kendrick. Yikes.

[Dark One]

"Get a fuckin haircut hippie."

Thanks Boston.

[slik]

did anyone else just hear "Get a fucking haircut you hippie"

[Poit]

Going to assume some people are still upset at him winning the CWC tournament. 2nd Round and forward, his opponents were liked more by the crowds than he was.

Not sure about your show, but a lot of the Full Sail crowd shit on TJP because he beat their "favorites" in Gargano and Swann

I suppose that makes sense. Maybe I'm the exception in not disliking him. I mean, he's pretty cute.

[Gerard]

lol @ "get a fucking haircut hippy". :rofl:

[Theo Dious]

lol @ "get a fucking haircut hippy". :rofl:

WE'RE LIIIIIVE! #VINCECOMMENTARY

[Evil Vito]

The internet hating TJP is funny to me. Good wrestler, great story, can cut decent promos.

But apparently his video game entrance makes him a "tryhard" and people are still butthurt over him beating more popular guys in the CWC.

[Gerard]

I love when perkins was "tied" to the rope by his wrist tape, it was one strand and it wasn't even fully around the rope, ended up he had to cover it from the camera with his hand.

[Evil Vito]

If there's anything I don't like about TJP it's that he's mentioned on Twitter that he's a men's right activist. That's just fucking stupid. But I still like him as a character.

[DaveWadding]

The BA STAR CHOKE

[Theo Dious]

It is pivotal! It is imperative! And other adjectives as well!

[Gerard]

The crowd is really into this match it has to be said...oh wait, i'm sure i heard a mouse fart.

[Poit]

'Member how it was a such a big deal in the CWC when Perkins crossed his legs during the kneebar?

[Dark One]

It is pivotal! It is imperative! And other adjectives as well!

I didn't hear this line, but I'm going to assume it was Byron. He has a fucking adjective addiction.

[Theo Dious]

SPANKY!!!!!

[RP]

HAHA TJ YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

[Emperor Smeat]

Meh match but :y: Kendrick winning the belt.

[Gerard]

Now Kendrick has something shiny to stash in his cardboard box in a back alley somewhere, right next to his kneepads for his other hobby.

[Dark One]

I really like TJP, but if they're going to do a slower style, Kendrick and his scheming are a better fit for champion.

[Black Widow]

Perkins seems like a douchebag.

[Theo Dious]

CONFLICTED! VINTAGE JEFF HARDY!

[Evil Vito]

Nice

[Outsider]

Shame that match got shat on by the crowd - was a decent enough match

[Dark One]

Perkins seems like a douchebag.

Is it because he's not white?

[Dark One]

"If you spent $55 to watch this show, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU GOD DAMN IDIOTS?"

Glad to see they brought that back.

[Theo Dious]

Lol shaming the cable viewers

[Black Widow]

Is it because he's not white?No! It's because I'm usually a pretty good judge of character

[slik]

The reign of King Kendrick begins!

[RP]

No! It's because I'm usually a pretty good judge of character

Ya but only when they are not black

[Theo Dious]

Christ Cesaro looks like a fucking twat.

[RP]

I hope someone rips that nose ring out of Sheamus.

[Theo Dious]

No! It's because I'm usually a pretty good judge of character

Um hey I know I'm only around sporadically but when did we get an alleged woman in here?

[Gerard]

Fucking crowd is totally dead.

[Theo Dious]

I hope someone rips that nose ring out of Sheamus.

It's the modern day IRS's tie.

[Mercenary]

Let me say this I'm glad Perkins lost he sucks so bland

[Black Widow]

Um hey I know I'm only around sporadically but when did we get an alleged woman in here?
When I decided to make an account is my best guess.

[KIRA]

If there's anything I don't like about TJP it's that he's mentioned on Twitter that he's a men's right activist. That's just fucking stupid. But I still like him as a character.

Does he not know how retarded that movement is?

[RP]

Is it too much for me to expect that a Hell In The Cell PPV has every match in a Cell?

[slik]

I honestly would be amazed if Sheamus/Cesaro don't win the belts tonight.

[Dewidi]

They are just mad they couldn't beat Mega Man and its like TJ Perkins is taunting them
I can't stand Perkins there's just something about the kid

[slik]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwD-VqXVIAAS-ot.jpg

[RP]

Rocktape is ruining this sport!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is it too much for me to expect that a Hell In The Cell PPV has every match in a Cell?

Not every match at the Royal Rumble is a Royal Rumble.

[RP]

seriously, why is this match not in a cell? This is Hell In The Cell PPV am i right?

[KIRA]

What the FUCK is Cesaro wearing?

[Triple A]

DAMN finally home... watching big ppv

[Dark One]

What the FUCK is Cesaro wearing?

He just got here from prom. Relax.

[RP]

Not every match at the Royal Rumble is a Royal Rumble.

Fucking should be. If you told me all we had to root for was TJ Perkins to get chucked over the top rope to end this fucking horrible Cruiserweight match, i would be super excited.

[Anybody Thrilla]

'Member Consequences Creed?

[RP]

I'm enjoying this " we're not a functional tag team " bit with Cesaro and Sheamus.

[slik]

DAMN finally home... watching big ppv

been really good so far IMO

[RP]

I bet Sheamus crotch smells like potatoes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

'Member Consequences Creed?

'Member Apollo Crews? Where he been at?

[Dark One]

In preparation for the main event, here's what SHOULD BE the promo:

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

With all due respect....

[RP]

Do you think wrestlers are warned not to fuck up Sheamus's mohawk?

[slik]

just saw on twitter someone threw a dildo on the field at the nfl game r/n

[Shisen Kopf]

been really good so far IMO

Does it get a perfect 5/7?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Xavier Should have a move called Up Up Down Down

[Evil Vito]

Cesaro better be taped up like a mummy tomorrow

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eww?src=hash">#Eww</a>: Someone threw a dildo on the field during the Bills vs Patriots game. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Why?src=hash">#Why</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhoDidThis?src=hash">#WhoDidThis</a> <a href="https://t.co/EvDDTRGbjL">pic.twitter.com/EvDDTRGbjL</a></p>&mdash; Beatrice E. Peterson (@MissBeaE) <a href="https://twitter.com/MissBeaE/status/792914867934076928">October 31, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

I like Sheamus shoving Cesaro up off of his shoulders rather than just clubbing Woods.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd indifferent tonight.

[KIRA]

They miss no chance to plug that broken mess of a game

[RP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eww?src=hash">#Eww</a>: Someone threw a dildo on the field during the Bills vs Patriots game. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Why?src=hash">#Why</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhoDidThis?src=hash">#WhoDidThis</a> <a href="https://t.co/EvDDTRGbjL">pic.twitter.com/EvDDTRGbjL</a></p>&mdash; Beatrice E. Peterson (@MissBeaE) <a href="https://twitter.com/MissBeaE/status/792914867934076928">October 31, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Greatest thing to ever happen imo

[slik]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I want new tag champs

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Booooo smackdown did it

[Triple A]

o god

[Theo Dious]

Wow. Great use of a DQ for the first time in forever.

[RP]

Why did the ref stop that match?

[Dark One]

THE GHOST OF DUSTY RHODES STRIKES AGAIN

[Evil Vito]

The New Day are stale beyond measure.

[slik]

did Sami Zayn vs Braun get cut?

[Theo Dious]

When I decided to make an account is my best guess.

...ok. I'll give you that.

I'm watching you.

[Poit]

did Sami Zayn vs Braun get cut?

When I was posting Tipsters, that match wasn't listed on the PPV page.

[Dark One]

"Fantasy Warfare Just Got Real" is an atrocious tagline.

[Theo Dious]

Well everyone... this is what we asked for.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

it is now time for the main event....

[KIRA]

Ok I admit the dynamic between Cesaro and Sheamus is fun

[Poit]

Three-week buildup to a Big 4 PPV.

Brand split, please, ease up a bit.

[slik]

"Fantasy Warfare just got real" is an embarrassing promo line for a ppv

[Dewidi]

Well I'll be lesnar can talk or is that Heyman's hand up his back making him talk

[Evil Vito]

My body is ready for this.

[slik]

Three-week buildup to a Big 4 PPV.

Brand split, please, ease up a bit.

To prove they are not over-saturating their own market next year will have 34 ppvs

[Emperor Smeat]

The New Day are stale beyond measure.

RAW needs a big reboot of the tag division once New Day drops the belts sort of like what the Women's division did once they moved away from Total Divas and Nikki's reign.

[RP]

I think Sasha or Charlotte is jumping off the top of the cage.

[Theo Dious]

Oh this is great.

[KIRA]

My body is ready for this.

What are the odds Sasha's body isn't?

Sasha Banks Memorial fund:We kinda saw this coming.

[Mercenary]

I think Sasha or Charlotte is jumping off the top of the cage.

Vince already nixed that plan

[RP]

WHERE TEH FUCK IS THE CAGE

[Black Widow]

All right, I'm scared for this match, but I'm hype.

[Theo Dious]

My body is ready for this.

I assume yout mean penis.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vince never throws anything away. That's probably the same carrier Haku used.

[RP]

If there is not a cage for this match, i'm canceling WWE Network. I'm not even fucking joking right now.

[Poit]

Charlotte comes out on a litter fit for Triple H. :y:

[Gerard]

Pity it wasn't in a cell, then Charlotte could get her chin rubbed across the wire and erase that asteroid from her chin.

[Poit]

When was the last no-DQ women's match in WWE?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TakeOver Brooklyn Entrance.

[Dark One]

If there is not a cage for this match, i'm canceling WWE Network. I'm not even fucking joking right now.

Pity it wasn't in a cell, then Charlotte could get her chin rubbed across the wire and erase that asteroid from her chin.

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[Poit]

Heh, I just watched Sasha/Bayley from NXT Takeover: Brooklyn yesterday. This entrance looks familiar.

[RP]

I swear to god i wont watch this match if that fucking cage doesnt get lowered.

[Evil Vito]

Of fucking course my Network connection is starting to fritz out right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Somebody slap the guy with the Sasha's Ratchet sign in the face.

[Gerard]

If Sasha face-plants im pretty sure that schnozz is getting stuck in the mat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CAGE MUSIC

[RP]

OK OK crisis averted . Cage is coming down.

[Dark One]

Setting the over-under at the first "Oh jesus is Sasha dead?" at 4 minutes.

[RP]

WTF

[Gerard]

I take it back, that schnozz is now getting stuck in the wire.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if the Cell just got stuck before going all the way down.

[RP]

Setting the over-under at the first "Oh jesus is Sasha dead?" at 4 minutes.

Taking the over here.

[slik]

I loved those entrances, great start to the match too

[RP]

These bitches dont play.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

uh oh table

[Theo Dious]

Oh god they're going up.

[RP]

that poor Mexican announcer booth!

[DaveWadding]

They're still outside and the cage is down!

[RP]

LOL SASHa is dead!

[Dark One]

Taking the over here.

Shoulda taken the under.

[RP]

I think Sasha just died.

[Triple A]

damn

[Emperor Smeat]

Sasha almost got bent in half from that powerbomb

[Triple A]

Charlotte is great,,,

[DaveWadding]

Viscous powerbomb.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Will somebody start the damn match!

[Theo Dious]

Well glad the crowd is going to pull their weight.

[KIRA]

I'm gonna cry

[RP]

Charlotte is incredible seriously lol

[slik]

oh god is Sasha hurt

[Locke]

Charlotte "playing to the crowd" lol

[Evil Vito]

Oh cool the whole "ward off medical attention and wrestle the match" spot. That's never happened before in a HIAC match ever.

[KIRA]

oh stop that chant

[Theo Dious]

They're risking trying too hard to Foley her up.

[Dark One]

Gotta do the Mick Foley fight-off-the-EMTs spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sasha walking like a drunk coming out of a bar after a long night's drink than someone who is supposed to be seriously hurt.

[Mr. Nerfect]

How many New Day Tag Title matches have ended in DQ now? Seriously, just switch the belts if you don't want them winning. Breaking Demolition's record means nothing if they get to it like they currently are.

Did they already move the belt off Perkins? I had a feeling that they would. I love Kendrick, but I feel like the time for him as kind of come and gone. Something about it doesn't feel right. I guess the division needs a bad guy, and I can understand that they're trying to create these little journeys for Perkins, but it just feels like he's a loser already. Maybe they'll prove me well and develop him into a really evolved and thought-out character.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what is this actually happening?

[RP]

Well if Sasha dont go off the top of the cage after all this, i'll be mad.

[Theo Dious]

Ok this is feeling constipated.

[KIRA]

lol Charlotte is feeling it seems like she is enjoying taunting the crowd

[Dark One]

It's a good thing these aren't the real EMTs, because people would be dead.

[Locke]

what is this actually happening?
0wned,,,

[RP]

Sasha kicking dudes asses

[Gerard]

*Yawn*

[Theo Dious]

Well if Sasha dont go off the top of the cage after all this, i'll be mad.

Seriously.

[Mr. Nerfect]

what is this actually happening?

EDIT: Sorry, daytime drunk. I thought you were asking what is happening. My bad.

[Evil Vito]

They really need to stop this "fight off the EMTs" spot. Literally nobody in the building actually buys into it at this point.

[slik]

Whew! Go BOSS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think you need to turn in your wrestling fan card if you aren't watching this right now.

[KIRA]

"NO ONE REMEMBERS FOLEY IN HELL IN A CELL WE'VE ONLY SHOWN IT A BILLION TIMES"

FANS WON'T MAKE THE CONNECTION IN THE STRETCHER SPOT

[Mr. Nerfect]

More and more I believe that "#WomensWrestling" was a novelty and en vogue trend that is going to fall out of fashion very, very soon. I thought to myself "there's no reason these girls can't draw their own crowds by having fully developed stories with proper blow-offs and such." I'm starting to see the cracks in my idealism.

[Theo Dious]

Christ how the fuck many times is Sasha going to land on her damn head in her career

[Locke]

They really need to stop this "fight off the EMTs" spot. Literally nobody in the building actually buys into it at this point.
STD did

[RP]

Sasha takes the neck bump better than anyone in wrestling right now

[Theo Dious]

More and more I believe that "#WomensWrestling" was a novelty and en vogue trend that is going to fall out of fashion very, very soon. I thought to myself "there's no reason these girls can't draw their own crowds by having fully developed stories with proper blow-offs and such." I'm starting to see the cracks in my idealism.

Nobody cares about your idealism.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sasha takes the neck bump better than anyone in wrestling right now

Lol, that's because she actually lands on her fucking neck and almost kills herself.

[Theo Dious]

I think you need to turn in your wrestling fan card if you aren't watching this right now.

Agreed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nobody cares about your idealism.

Sadly, that actually backs up my point.

[RP]

I wanna marry both these women right now

[Dark One]

Sasha once again dead.

Maybe I should have set the over-under on "number of times" instead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

STD did

No, I did the question mark. I didn't buy it.

[RP]

Lol, that's because she actually lands on her fucking neck and almost kills herself.

Thats my point.. thank you

[Evil Vito]

More and more I believe that "#WomensWrestling" was a novelty and en vogue trend that is going to fall out of fashion very, very soon. I thought to myself "there's no reason these girls can't draw their own crowds by having fully developed stories with proper blow-offs and such." I'm starting to see the cracks in my idealism.

There is still no reason why they can't.

WWE are just being patronizing as fuck with how they present it. They can't just let the women do their thing, they need to make some massive deal about how revolutionary it is that they're getting the opportunity to do it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sasha once again dead.

Maybe I should have set the over-under on "number of times" instead.

:lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Doing a dive to the outside seems like the dumbest thing to do in a Cell match. Sasha went face first just like Rollins into the Cell.

[Evil Vito]

I wanna marry both these women right now

Sounds like the backstory to a porn that I'd definitely watch.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Have you always been this awesome, Dark One? Have I been living in a bubble, or have you suddenly emerged as The Great One?

[KIRA]

More and more I believe that "#WomensWrestling" was a novelty and en vogue trend that is going to fall out of fashion very, very soon. I thought to myself "there's no reason these girls can't draw their own crowds by having fully developed stories with proper blow-offs and such." I'm starting to see the cracks in my idealism.

I have hope this is merely a starting point bogged down by people who can't write for shit.

[Theo Dious]

Sadly, that actually backs up my point.

No I mean nobody cares about anything you have to say.

[Dark One]

I guess it's not too late.

I'm going to set the over-under on additional "is Sasha dead!?" moments at 4.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Doing a dive to the outside seems like the dumbest thing to do in a Cell match. Sasha went face first just like Rollins into the Cell.

Seth did that dive once and almost killed himself on the metal barricade at ringside. It was like "What the fuck are you even thinking, dude?"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There is still no reason why they can't.

WWE are just being patronizing as fuck with how they present it. They can't just let the women do their thing, they need to make some massive deal about how revolutionary it is that they're getting the opportunity to do it.

Firsts are always treated like they are a big deal because they are a big deal. There might be a point where a main event with two women is normal but it will only happen by making a big deal about the first one.

[RP]

If i were Sasha's husband i wouldnt feel good about her setting the table at home let alone her setting up a chair in the middle of the ring.

[Dark One]

Have you always been this awesome, Dark One? Have I been living in a bubble, or have you suddenly emerged as The Great One?

I think most of my greatness has been relegated to casual, but TNArmageddon has been my Wrestlemania moment.

[KIRA]

Charlotte is twice as jacked as her dad ever was

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ouchies.

[RP]

JESUS!

[Dark One]

I'm not counting that one. Chair didn't break and she didn't land on her head.

[RP]

Was that chair not suppose to collapse? I dont even know now.

[Theo Dious]

God that hurt to watch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Back spots are probably just a good excuse to why they didn't go on top of the cell if they don't.

[Triple A]

Why does it seem like they are extra cautious with all their male wrestlers and cruiserweights and stuff but feels like Sasha Banks gets viciously dropped on her neck and back like 6 times per match

[slik]

whether or not the match ends up being great, these two as the main-event "fits seamlessly" in my opinion.

[Dark One]

Why does it seem like they are extra cautious with all their male wrestlers and cruiserweights and stuff but feels like Sasha Banks gets viciously dropped on her neck and back like 6 times per match

"Bitches, am I right?"

[Mr. Nerfect]

No I mean nobody cares about anything you have to say.

There's an irony to your criticisms.

[RP]

Do you keep EMT's on standby if you want to have rough sex with Sasha Banks?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Boston is disappointing me with their reactions right now.

[Heisenberg]

I 'member!

'Member Goldberg?

I 'member!

'Member 1,2,3 Kid?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Firsts are always treated like they are a big deal because they are a big deal. There might be a point where a main event with two women is normal but it will only happen by making a big deal about the first one.

You can completely over-hype and overproduce them to a counterproductive level.

[Dark One]

whether or not the match ends up being great, these two as the main-event "fits seamlessly" in my opinion.

Yeah. It's totally plausible, not like finishing with Kane versus Curt Hawkins.

The good news is that now that it has happened, it should minimize the OMG WOMEN'S REVOLUTION! FIRST TIME EVER! LOOK AT THIS! stuff people are grumping about.

[KIRA]

Why does it seem like they are extra cautious with all their male wrestlers and cruiserweights and stuff but feels like Sasha Banks gets viciously dropped on her neck and back like 6 times per match

Thats Sasha's own doing shes gonna Edge/Daniel Bryan herself right into the ER

[RP]

Hey guys WWE has a new video game out btw!

[Gerard]

Boston is disappointing me with their reactions right now.

CHOWDAH CHOWDAH

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

!Three Amigas!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Boston is disappointing me with their reactions right now.

What are they doing? Not giving a shit? Theo Dious should tell them how they are wrong.

[Evil Vito]

Random thought that just popped into my head - with WWE being on a kick of having "firsts" in women's wrestling and since the Royal Rumble is probably going to be 4 hours just like the other Big 4 PPVs - it wouldn't surprise me if they did something like a 15 Woman Rumble for a Mania title shot on that card. You could use it as a vehicle to debut Asuka, maybe have someone like Lita as a mystery entrant too.

[Dark One]

Random thought that just popped into my head - with WWE being on a kick of having "firsts" in women's wrestling and since the Royal Rumble is probably going to be 4 hours just like the other Big 4 PPVs - it wouldn't surprise me if they did something like a 15 Woman Rumble for a Mania title shot on that card. You could use it as a vehicle to debut Asuka, maybe have someone like Lita as a mystery entrant too.

Only if Asuka dismembers the other 14 participants.

[RP]

This wont end well

[Theo Dious]

I'd go 20 participants buto yeah they need a women's Rumble.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch. Double stomp onto a chair by Sasha

[Theo Dious]

Oh fuck

[Gerard]

Random thought that just popped into my head - with WWE being on a kick of having "firsts" in women's wrestling and since the Royal Rumble is probably going to be 4 hours just like the other Big 4 PPVs - it wouldn't surprise me if they did something like a 15 Woman Rumble for a Mania title shot on that card. You could use it as a vehicle to debut Asuka, maybe have someone like Lita as a mystery entrant too.

Or they could stick them into the ring with Ahmed Johnson, nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

[Dark One]

ONE~!

[Theo Dious]

Well shit she's dead.

[Dark One]

I look forward to Sasha's "Suicide City" shirts.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What are they doing? Not giving a shit? Theo Dious should tell them how they are wrong.

They are wrong.

[RP]

Oh fuck here comes a table. RIP Sasha.

[Evil Vito]

Bram would have been on easy street had he stayed married to Charlotte. But I guess he didn't get a horrible consolation prize because...

http://i.imgur.com/uCvPBax.jpg

[Theo Dious]

Well there's a table.

[Theo Dious]

Oh fuck no

[RP]

worst table ever

[Heisenberg]

This match reminds me of when I was fucked by a tall blonde roller derby chick, they take control and ride you straight to explosion.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd booing at the weak table break spot.

Legit thought Sasha was going to do a sunset powerbomb to break it.

[Theo Dious]

I don't think that was supposed to break.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The table survives

[Evil Vito]

That...wound up being an underwhelming spot.

[Heisenberg]

Bram would have been on easy street had he stayed married to Charlotte. But I guess he didn't get a horrible consolation prize because...

http://i.imgur.com/uCvPBax.jpg

Oh shit, they got him locked up!

[RP]

please dont get another table Sasha. Save yourself.

[Dewidi]

Nice landing on you ass charlotte

[RP]

These bitches are just looking for ways to kill Sasha at this point.

[KIRA]

Only if Asuka dismembers the other 14 participants.


It would be weird to watch 14 women decide they've lived full lives and commit suicide basically

[Dark One]

I'm going to count table to the throat in tandem with sidewalk slam on a chair as another "Is Sasha dead?" combined.

TWO~!

[RP]

I forget these are even women wrestling.

[Evil Vito]

This match has been worth staying up for.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Turns JR mode on

They aren't wrestling. They are fighting with everything they got!

[Theo Dious]

Oh Christ

[Dark One]

I do appreciate Charlotte consistently giving Sasha wedgies.

[Dark One]

Wat

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

again? Wtf.

[RP]

what

[Mercenary]

wwe sucker of Flairs cock

[Dark One]

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT YOU DON'T WIN IN YOUR HOMETOWN

[RP]

surely that table didnt get left unbroken right?

[Evil Vito]

Sorry Sasha, nobody ever wins in their hometown.

[Dark One]

Good match, just a flat way to end a WAR. Should've been a moonsault through the table or something.

[Theo Dious]

Was expecting a more spectacular ending, but that was an amazing display.

[Evil Vito]

So that's three title reigns in just over a year for Charlotte.

They're gonna have her win the belt 16 times probably.

[Dark One]

Charlotte should have won with a random spear.

That's what puts butts in the seats. Never gonna main event a Wrestlemania otherwise.

[Triple A]

Yeah good match but WACK ending...

[KIRA]

Sasha's spine is a "Z" at this point

[Theo Dious]

So that's three title reigns in just over a year for Charlotte.

They're gonna have her win the belt 16 times probably.

They'll count her Diva's title reigns if that's the case.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great match but dumb decision for the ending. Cell should have ended this feud and now probably is just going to be another match in this feud assuming Sasha uses her rematch clause.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lita crying

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lying about the crowd on Raw Talk.

[Dark One]

Really, this match is a great victory for equality.

The women too can have weird booking, the person people don't want as the face of the company being the face of the company, and no heat on the ending of a PPV.

[Theo Dious]

Lita crying

I can imagine what she's thinking, she worked her ass off in her time to lay a foundation for women to one day be THE main event.

[KIRA]

Really Good match meh ending

I've noticed something the WWE can't seem to do feuds with women beyond title trading first Paige v Aj now Sasha v Charlotte

[Theo Dious]

Lol Roman's mic not selling for him

[Mr. Nerfect]

Charlotte winning makes perfect sense. What didn't make sense was taking the belt off her in the first place. They have like three viable women on RAW, so they have to keep bouncing the belt between them to keep the illusion that things are happening. Also, the Cell can't end things in 2016. It has to be a stop-gag solution to the big deal PPV in three weeks.