Hell in a Cell with women!!!!!!!!!! (Hell in a Cell 2016 Discussion Thread)

[Mercenary]

No thread. Now there is one

[Lock Jaw]

Went to create the thread a few times, but then abandoned it......

I dig Renee Young wearing a pumpkin sweater.

[Theo Dious]

Booker T: You don't turn on a friend.

Booker, your fucking BROTHER turned on you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm here live, fellas. Let's dance.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't stop thinking "Heck in a Ceck"........

[Theo Dious]

Christ Kendrick seems so fucking high all the time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think the Cruiserweight title match is gonna go hard tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I fucking love Booker T. And Renee Young.

[Poit]

Maura Ranallo and Corey Graves calling a cruiserweight match.

About damn time.

[Poit]

I know a few bars Tony Nese would look appropriate at in that outfit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sin Cara should go back to Hunico just to set himself apart from the likes of Lince Dorado and Gran Metallik.

...that is still Hunico, right?

[Mercenary]

I hate this kfc ad

[Poit]

Sin Cara should go back to Hunico just to set himself apart from the likes of Lince Dorado and Gran Metallik.

...that is still Hunico, right?

Yeah, still Hunico.

I think WWE may want to keep the Sin Cara character?

[Blonde Moment]

It's not going to coem close to the brutality of the Sexy Star vs Mariposa
No blood unless it's accidental.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sin Cara should go back to Hunico just to set himself apart from the likes of Lince Dorado and Gran Metallik.

...that is still Hunico, right?

WWE probably still makes a good deal of money from Sin Cara masks or else they probably would have unmasked him by now.

[Dark One]

Here's the Cruiserweight action people have been expecting.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Merchandising-wise, Sin Cara makes sense. It would just be easier to digest without the mask in-ring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This sounds like heel New Day. The good one.

[Evil Vito]

Hunico was the fucking man. Sin Cara, not so much.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish they would talk about tricep meat again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why must the faces make fun of the interviewers? Is that The Rock's fault?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nese's inverted pump handle slam looked pretty cool.

[Evil Vito]

Why must the faces make fun of the interviewers? Is that The Rock's fault?

Feel like The Rock is to blame for 98% of faces being total bellends nowadays.

Well, him and DX.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nese's inverted pump handle slam looked pretty cool.

I think he was one of the most impressive dudes in the CWC. I hope they let him cut loose a little bit at some point.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Kofi just mention his own weird chest?

[Dark One]

This 5 minutes have made the New Day the most unlikable people in WWE history.

[Theo Dious]

Well that was several minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[Evil Vito]

God damn that was brutal.

[Theo Dious]

The only PPV where Raw goes head to head with Smackdown.

Join us in January for the Royal Rumble!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if the Sasha/Charlotte "main event" will open the show like No Mercy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They probably shouldn't get people's hopes up by showing that crazy Foley bump in the promo package. Nothing like that will be happening tonight.

[Blonde Moment]

I wonder if the Sasha/Charlotte "main event" will open the show like No Mercy.

According to the sheets it was scheduled to as of this morning.
Of course it's been 12 hours .... but hey, at least it wasn't on the preshow

[Mercenary]

I love how they skip over the Kelly Kelly era in that package

[Anybody Thrilla]

SHUCKY DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

That fucking graphic is so hilarious.

[ClockShot]

Charlotte vs. Sasha reminds me of that Burger King commercial.

Guy 1: "Charlotte"

Guy 2: "Charlotte"

Guy 1: "Sasha"

Guy 2: "Sasha"

Guy 1: "Title"

Guy 2: "Title"

Guy 1: "Hell in a Cell"

Guy 1: "Someone's gonna die."

[Outsider]

They probably shouldn't get people's hopes up by showing that crazy Foley bump in the promo package. Nothing like that will be happening tonight.

While there won't be any stops that crazy, if they go on last I think the women will pull out all of the stops tonight. Genuinely should be a fantastic match.

Although hoping WWE gets something right is normally a good way to disappoint yourself.

[Blonde Moment]

Someone is going to break a nail
Maybe

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Sasha from Boston? Or am I imagining that? Maybe I'm thinking of John Cena.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The cell is coming down. Women definitely kicking this off.

[Outsider]

If it's first, I riot.

Although to be fair I'm in my own house, so destroying stuff and starting fires would be kinda short-sighted.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Your opening contest is THE MAIN EVENT..."

Haha, fuck outta here with that.

[Dark One]

Based on the order of the pretend Tarot cards... maybe they're going to have the balls to do it.

[Outsider]

"Your opening contest is THE MAIN EVENT..."

Haha, fuck outta here with that.

I once went to a gig where it was being live broadcast on the radio, so the headliners were first followed by the support.

Needless to say no-one stuck around.

[Outsider]

This is the right call. Good news.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, this will do.

Lana is boner-inducing, for sure. Any chance Rusev wins here?

[Theo Dious]

Good. Starting with the right match.

[Evil Vito]

I would pay more money than I'd like to admit to have a night with Lana.

[Heisenberg]

Amish Rusev

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has the cell always been that big?

[Outsider]

That is a might fine Bulgarian Beard.

[Locke]

Damn I didn't know Roman Reigns was demoted to the US Champion

[Anybody Thrilla]

They probably made Rusev shave once they realized he looked too much like Roman Reigns on the match bumpers.

[Innovator]

Roman joined the Wolfpac

[Dark One]

Has the cell always been that big?

I think the newest iteration (maybe from last year or this year's mania?) is a few feet taller than the previous incarnations.

[KIRA]

His music didn't even kick in before BOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Has the cell always been that big?

Since they starting having Hell in a Cell PPVs I think.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "Lets Go Rusev" "Rusev sucks" chants being the exact same voices.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lets go Rusev! Rusev Rocks!

[KIRA]

Somebody said it Dean should've been the one to keep the riot gear (if anyone had to retain that look)

[Anybody Thrilla]

So tell me if I miss anyone, but the last few US Champions were...

John Cena
Alberto Del Rio
Kalisto
Rusev
Roman Reigns

What the hell are they trying to do here?

[Heisenberg]

The crowd was born to shit on this match with the "We want Lana" chants

[Dark One]

The crowd was born to shit on this match with the "We want Lana" chants

But... Don't we all?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Why do I kinda like Roman Reigns?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So tell me if I miss anyone, but the last few US Champions were...

John Cena
Alberto Del Rio
Kalisto
Rusev
Roman Reigns

What the hell are they trying to do here?

Del Rio and Kalisto had two reigns each but yes.

[Evil Vito]

So tell me if I miss anyone, but the last few US Champions were...

John Cena
Alberto Del Rio
Kalisto
Rusev
Roman Reigns

What the hell are they trying to do here?

Cena was trying to build prestige to the belt.....which worked with his weekly Open Challenges.

Del Rio was likely just to re-debut him in a meaningful storyline, plus give an established name to transition the belt to Kalisto.

No idea what happened with Kalisto though, they just totally soured on him. Reigns' run feels like it's just giving him something to do.

[Theo Dious]

OMG RUSEV IS BLEEDING #STOPTHEDAMNMATCH

[KIRA]

Roman Reigns has been unfairly fueled by Adderall IR this whole feud

How is Rusev supposed to compete with that

AND he's protected by body armor

[Outsider]

The downside of this being a RAW show is having to put up with fucking Bryan Saxton saying dumb shite.

[Emperor Smeat]

So tell me if I miss anyone, but the last few US Champions were...

John Cena
Alberto Del Rio
Kalisto
Rusev
Roman Reigns

What the hell are they trying to do here?

If you add in Rollins before Cena, its basically WWE giving up on the whole prestige thingy about the belt.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Antonio Cesaro. Now THAT was a good US title reign. Broken fingers and all.

[KIRA]

Why do I kinda like Roman Reigns?

Because honestly he isn't bad per se just really really bland

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm pooping now, BTW. Lemme know if I miss anything cool.

[Poit]

I love how they skip over the Kelly Kelly era in that package

Everyone loves that they skipped over the Kelly Kelly era.

[Poit]

Is Sasha from Boston? Or am I imagining that? Maybe I'm thinking of John Cena.

Yeah, she's from Boston.

[KIRA]

I'm gonna get a jump on Sasha Bank's candlelight vigil

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't think a kendo stick is going to be effective against a vest.

[Savio]

If it's first, I riot.

Although to be fair I'm in my own house, so destroying stuff and starting fires would be kinda short-sighted.

Just do this:
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[slik]

good opener so far

how was the pre-show, I missed it

[Anybody Thrilla]

When D'Lo Brown wore a vest like that, the announcers would say he was cheating. What's the difference with Reigns? Moreover, everyone else sees that you're allowed to wear protection like that, so why don't more people do it? [/kayfabe]

[Outsider]

Just do this:
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He's pretty much got my hair, beard, poor life choices and unnecessary anger.

I'm a few stone from being him basically.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Sasha from Boston? Or am I imagining that? Maybe I'm thinking of John Cena.

Yes and No. She is billed from Boston. She trained in Chaotic Wrestling in Woburn MA. She is originally from CA.

[Anybody Thrilla]

good opener so far

how was the pre-show, I missed it

Nothing spectacular, but not too bad. Perfectly acceptable wrestling.

[Dark One]

Roman OP pls nerf

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's pretty much got my hair, beard, poor life choices and unnecessary anger.

I'm a few stone from being him basically.

So basically it's like if you and Nowhere Man mated?

[Savio]

Good thing Reigns has that body armor

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when Summer Rae called Rusev "Ru Ru"? That was good stuff.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rule one of the "Superface Handbook" most certainly reads "bump the stairs, and bump them often".

[KIRA]

Good thing Reigns has that body armor

I'm saying, grand scale cheating!

[Anybody Thrilla]

C'mon, this should win.

[Dark One]

If Roman gets out of chain assisted Accolade...

[Outsider]

So basically it's like if you and Nowhere Man mated?

Or if I mated with a cheeseburger.

I said if :shifty:

[KIRA]

Cole talks like being the champion grants you a second wind

[Anybody Thrilla]

Poor Ru-Ru.

[Dark One]

Get the fuck out of here.

[Poit]

Remember when Summer Rae called Rusev "Ru Ru"? That was good stuff.

I 'member!

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[Anybody Thrilla]

The dastardly babyface never got his comupppence.

"Giving Roman Reigns the win at this point would give him a HUGE lift--but it would seriously dent the popularity of Rusev"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Raise the cell. Leave. Time for the New Day to job when Demolition comes out to fuck with their shit.

The Demo's will get you.

[KIRA]

Rusev could park a bus on Reigns and they'd still have him kick out

[Anybody Thrilla]

That spear was kinda tight, though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Raise the cell. Leave. Time for the New Day to job when Demolition comes out to fuck with their shit.

The Demo's will get you.

Arrive.
Raise Cell.
Leave.

[KIRA]

come the fuck on!

Roman's ribs AND BACK? COMPLETELY FINE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's already 837? How long was that fuckin match?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The dirt sheets are reporting that the Cruiserweight title match will be happening inside a purple cell tonight.

[Heisenberg]

'Member Fit Finlay?

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match overall but probably should have just been a No Holds Barred or No DQ since the Cell was a non-factor.

Reigns breaking both the Accolade and getting choked by a chain at the same time was pretty dumb though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

'Member Fit Finlay?

Ya, he was tight.

[Savio]

"I feel tired after that match" - Byron Saxton

[KIRA]

Stranglehold is right

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"I feel tired after that match" - Byron Saxton

Too bad they couldn't have lost him at that Rest stop. That would have been the best way to write him off tv.

[Poit]

'Member Fit Finlay?

I 'member!

'Member Goldberg?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I 'member!

'Member Goldberg?

I love Goldberg!

'Member the Jackhammer?

[KIRA]

Cell kinda stifled this though they didn't use it

[Savio]

I want to see Charlotte vs Sasha be a 'shot for shot' remake of Taker vs Mankind HIAC.

[Outsider]

I hate that red belt.

I hate any belt that isn't black and gold. When did different colour belts become a trend. It makes them all look like toys.

[Mercenary]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Baston knows who is da Boss and it isn't Faily!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good look for Dana. :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FUNAKI HIAC NUMBA ONE ANNOUNCA

[slik]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Russia: Rusev lost again. We are ashamed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is it actually possible to pick whatever announce team you want to hear for a ppv on the Network or just based on some region thing?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think you can pick Spanish in America.

[Outsider]

I wish there was a British announce team. I know we speak the same language, but we'd really emphasize the rules a lot more. Much longer debates on referee performance and they'd really be able to sell how 'slightly rude' the heel was.

[Evil Vito]

I'd do Dana Brooke.

[Poit]

I love Goldberg!

'Member the Jackhammer?

Yeah! Ooh, 'member the Spear?

[KIRA]

I hate that red belt.

I hate any belt that isn't black and gold. When did different colour belts become a trend. It makes them all look like toys.

IC belt looks great and the Women's title both look legit

other than that you're right

[Poit]

I wish there was a British announce team. I know we speak the same language, but we'd really emphasize the rules a lot more. Much longer debates on referee performance and they'd really be able to sell how 'slightly rude' the heel was.

With William Regal. I'd listen to that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dana has come a pretty long way since NXT. I'm starting to dig her a lot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Any chance we get Emmalina interference tonight?

[Outsider]

With William Regal. I'd listen to that.

Yes. I'd listen to William Regal call anything.

I wonder if Channel 4 have considered him for the Bake Off?

[Emperor Smeat]

I think you can pick Spanish in America.

:-\ Guess that rules out hearing Funaki call a ppv just to see if he sneaks in any "Indeed" or "Number #1" references with his calls.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bayley could use a better finisher.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That live crowd had to have been beyond befuddled when they were filming that KFC commercial.

[KIRA]

"There's a learning curve on RAW"=Lower your standards if you were in NXT

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should go all out with Bayley's inflatable wacky tube men and have her victory celebration mimic Kane's ring pyro thing except smaller tube men pop out of the corners instead.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ziggler as Colonel Sanders gets pyro, but Ziggler as Ziggler gets none.

[Outsider]

They've sold that same chicken sandwich in the UK for years. How is that new to America?

[Mercenary]

Bayley could use a better finisher.

Bayley could use a better everything

[DaveWadding]

They take it away and bring it back all the time.

[KIRA]

Roman should be watching Bailey so he can see how to sell an injury

[Anybody Thrilla]

Only Jericho can get a fake list over.

[Anybody Thrilla]

And have "it" as a catchphrase.

[Evil Vito]

Jericho's tats keep growing.

Seems to be the same as most people I know who have tats. You get one and then you can't stop.

[Poit]

Hey slik.

Happy birthday. :heart:

[slik]

Bayley needs a stronger finish than a Belly to Belly suplex.

[Evil Vito]

That 2k17 commercial really makes me want a GTA style game with WWE characters.

[slik]

Hey slik.

Happy birthday. :heart:

Thank You @Poit! :heart:

Just saw above I am not the only person who is not a fan of Bayley's finisher, my bad for repetitive post

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, Enzo and Cass are gonna stay over as fuck, no matter what happens to them.

[KIRA]

Jericho remembers past feuds I love him

"Ambrose who still owes me 15'000 dollars!"

[Evil Vito]

And have "it" as a catchphrase.

Well...Austin DID get "What?" over as a catchphrase. But still a fair point. Jericho is the man.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bayley could use a better finisher.

Bayley needs a stronger finish than a Belly to Belly suplex.

[Poit]

I hope Little Show & Medium Show win this match. They lose too much.

[Dark One]

"One of the world's best tag teams (before they got to WWE)"

[slik]

I'm not really interested in this match

Crowd in Boston is hot tonight

[KIRA]

Its like Graves is reading my thoughts tonight

[Poit]

Gallows & Anderson gave up lucrative careers on the other side of the world to come to WWE and do nothing.

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, Gallows and Anderson have been such a flop in WWE. I don't think Vince ever saw much in them, he just wanted to make a splash by bringing them in.

At least they won, I guess.

[Dark One]

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENED!

GALLOWS AND ANDERSON GOT A WIN!

[Dark One]

HULK HOGAN COULD COME BACK AND LEG DROP SASHA AND CHARLOTTE AND THAT WOULDN'T BE AS BIG OF A SURPRISE AS THIS WIN

[Emperor Smeat]

Tag match was pretty decent overall.

[Dark One]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

[Theo Dious]

I can't beleive they're doing it.

[Innovator]

Heres comes Owens and Rollins, women main eventing

[Dark One]

Looks like they're going to do it. They've going to give the women the real main event slot.

95% chance Sasha is going to die by flying off the cell.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

[Theo Dious]

Looks like they're going to do it. They've going to give the women the real main event slot.

95% chance Sasha is going to die by flying off the cell.

95.43 as of the opening of the show.

[Outsider]

Well done on WWE for doing this.

Although would have preferred the Universal Title was last but one.

[Theo Dious]

I'd love to see HHH get involved only to be neutralized by Jericho.

[Theo Dious]

Well done on WWE for doing this.

Although would have preferred the Universal Title was last but one.

They need a bumper between cell matches.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Universal Title means shit anyways. Big Red belt.

[Poit]

What are the odds Chris Jericho is hiding under the ring?

[Dark One]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4b/ff/89/4bff89193a1352d87efe9e5b134d298f.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

and a power bomb machine cunt kelly got right up from.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins must have found where Batista kept his old title shot code lying around to explain the streak of 16 ppvs n a row with a title match.

[Poit]

Cesaro is a trendsetter with that tape.

[Locke]

Is "the establishment" the new name for "the authority"

[RP]

LOL what are those things on Rollins back? Those look so fucking stupid. They look just as stupid as they looked on Cesaros shoulder. Seriously.. someone get out there and take those off his back.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rocktape.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cesaro is a trendsetter with that tape.

Yeah, they're really overdoing it. People are going to start wearing it every time they get their feelings hurt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Rollins regrets taping his back. Pretty much a bullseye for Owens to attack.

[Anybody Thrilla]

LOL what are those things on Rollins back? Those look so fucking stupid. They look just as stupid as they looked on Cesaros shoulder. Seriously.. someone get out there and take those off his back.

Bayley was wearing it too.

[RP]

This match is ruined because of those tape things in Rolling match. I'm watching TV now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No rocktape for you!

[RP]

Rocktape or whatever it is, do not help anything healthwise. I promise this. Its a fucking joke.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah, they're really overdoing it. People are going to start wearing it every time they get their feelings hurt.

At least for Ceasro's sake, he actually had a medical reason to do so. Everyone else is pretty much pulling a DDP with their tape.

[Outsider]

It's an easy way to make it clear that a wrestler isn't 100%

Can be used in place of, well, actually selling an injury

[RP]

Thankfully Owens just ripped them off for me. Thanks Kevin.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's gone now anyway.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rumor has it that Val Venis used to wear rocktape on his dick.

[Theo Dious]

Rollins must have found where Batista kept his old title shot code lying around to explain the streak of 16 ppvs n a row with a title match.

https://youtu.be/rs53c0q6kHg

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cocktape, if you will.

[slik]

Halloween costume: Cover yourself in athletic tape and just tell people you are an overworked WWE superstar battling injuries.

[Dark One]

RIP Seth

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing clothesline by Owens.

[slik]

Is "the establishment" the new name for "the authority"

maybe I haven't noticed tho tbh

[Dark One]

MOVEZ

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now that's what I call fighting spirit!

[Sixx]

just opened a stream. why is owens vs rollins in like the middle of the show?

[RP]

Did you guys know they have a wrestling video game?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Owens is acting like they are Ikea tables.

[Theo Dious]

Oh my.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rollins going head first into the Cell with that dive.

[slik]

this is really good so far

[KIRA]

just opened a stream. why is owens vs rollins in like the middle of the show?

Because women's title is THE MAIN EVENT!

[Dark One]

PLUNDER!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahaha, why would you have to bump the ref in a Hell in a Cell match?

[Theo Dious]

Ohhhhhh now the cage door opens for the ref...

[Poit]

Ah, to open the cage.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Jericho open the door on that fall?

[Poit]

I... guess that's safer than the corner powerbomb?

[Dark One]

Hell of a recovery from Rollins. CROSSFIT~!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alright, I'm digging this. Cool table spot.

[Theo Dious]

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THEY'VE KILLED HIM!

[KIRA]

Jericho!

[Dark One]

"What hell in a cell is all about!"

Outside interference?

[KIRA]

Owens is dead

[slik]

Jericrack returns

[Theo Dious]

Jericrack returns

CRACK THE WALLS DOWN

[KIRA]

Y2J keeps his kiki scarf on no matter what

[Theo Dious]

Lol the ref tosses the scarf.

[Theo Dious]

Daaaaamn. This isn't very PG.

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens-Rollins match was really good.

[KIRA]

KO needs to break out the package piledriver

[RP]

I fell asleep. What happened?

[RP]

I bet Kevin Owens crotch smells like dry semen.

[Theo Dious]

I fell asleep. What happened?

Your mom happened.

[KIRA]

Everybody on the show tonight seems to have been granted an extended life bar

[Dark One]

The match played dangerously close to the "overbooked schmozz" line, but I think it stayed on the right side.

[slik]

kind of feel like they just transitioned to Jericho vs Rollins and maybe Owens will now feud with Roman

[Dark One]

kind of feel like they just transitioned to Jericho vs Rollins and maybe Owens will now feud with Roman

You shut your god damn mouth.

[Emperor Smeat]

I fell asleep. What happened?

Owens powerbombed Rollins through a set of chairs to win.

[KIRA]

I hate Saxton but his over ethusiasim plays well against Corey Graves slow delivery and whatever Cole has to plug.

[Sixx]

Because women's title is THE MAIN EVENT!

huh, wonder how many people are gonna watch it till the end then.

[Emperor Smeat]

kind of feel like they just transitioned to Jericho vs Rollins and maybe Owens will now feud with Roman

If it wasn't for the fact the WWE ended a best of 7 in a tie, this would have been the perfect time to do a Cesaro-Owens feud even for just a month.

[Savio]

I hope they shoe horn 70 video game references into this match.

[Dark One]

If they have the chains on the Cruisers, they're about to die in front of this crowd after that last Cell match.

[Dark One]

I hope they shoe horn 70 video game references into this match.

"WHAT A COMBO BREAKER BY TJP!" "TOASTY!" "HE JUST HIT THE RESET BUTTON ON THIS MATCH!"

[Poit]

"Let's go ring rope" chant while they put the purple tape on.

[Poit]

At the NXT show I went to on Friday, the crowd booed at the mere mention of TJ Perkins. Is there some dislike for him I'm not aware of?

[KIRA]

Poor Huni Cara its like he goes out immediately to go get gear made to match his new masked best friends.

[Dewidi]

I bet Kevin Owens crotch smells like dry semen.

Nah it prob smells like Jericho's mouthwash and vice versa

[RP]

WTF No cell for cruiserweights????????

[Emperor Smeat]

If they have the chains on the Cruisers, they're about to die in front of this crowd after that last Cell match.

Already did that by having this be the cool down match after Owens-Rollins.

[KIRA]

At the NXT show I went to on Friday, the crowd booed at the mere mention of TJ Perkins. Is there some dislike for him I'm not aware of?

They are just mad they couldn't beat Mega Man and its like TJ Perkins is taunting them

[Emperor Smeat]

At the NXT show I went to on Friday, the crowd booed at the mere mention of TJ Perkins. Is there some dislike for him I'm not aware of?

Going to assume some people are still upset at him winning the CWC tournament. 2nd Round and forward, his opponents were liked more by the crowds than he was.

[Theo Dious]

Lol so they have the pink ropes for Hell In a Cell but Cruiserweights > Koman

[RP]

If TJ Perkins wants a cell, you get TJ Perkins A MOTHERFUCKING CELL!

[Dark One]

At the NXT show I went to on Friday, the crowd booed at the mere mention of TJ Perkins. Is there some dislike for him I'm not aware of?

Not sure about your show, but a lot of the Full Sail crowd shit on TJP because he beat their "favorites" in Gargano and Swann

[Poit]

After the previous match, the crowd really does not want a "slowed down" match.